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Roll call, /lit/!

Which countries are online tonight?

>> No.613063

US of A.

>> No.613064

Spidermandia

>> No.613065

United States...

but to be more specific, Washington state (wooooo! ....)

>> No.613066

Canadurr

>> No.613069

Oceania

>> No.613071

USA here as well. Wisconsin if you're wondering.

>> No.613072
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>> No.613074

USA, Florida reporting

>> No.613077

Australia - it's 3:30PM on Friday.

>> No.613078

sage for /b/ shit

>> No.613079

United States (Indiana)? Present.

>> No.613080

Southern Argentina.

>> No.613082

>>613079

Wow, I'm not the only person in Indiana that can read?

>> No.613084

>>613078
Wanting to know where people on the board are from is /b/ shit?

>> No.613087

>>613084
Yes.

>> No.613088

Peru

>> No.613089

>>613084
It comes up on /b/ a lot. I have no problem with these threads though.

>> No.613090

>>613084
It sure isn't literature.

>> No.613093

Colorado, USA

>> No.613097

>>613090

then quit bumping the thread by posting without a sage faggot. if you have a problem with the thread abstain from posting, it's not that hard.

>> No.613099

>>613090
Fine post a book either set in your home country/state or written by someone from there.

>> No.613100

Washington, DC, USA

>> No.613110

/b/ are the only ones who live in countries. Fools.

>> No.613141

>>613093
Boulder here, where're you?

>> No.613153
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613153

Buenos Aires, Argentina.

Don't hit on me you silly boys. :3

>> No.613176

Cracker from Detroit

>> No.613181

Kanada

>> No.613195

USA, Arizona.

Yes, I know.

>> No.613201

>>613195

Greetings, fellow Arizona-fag!

>> No.613206

massachusetts, originally from Hungary

>> No.613209

>>613153
show me your tits plox

>> No.613222
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>>613099
>My face when I realise I can't think of any good authors from my state

>> No.613226

States, NE.

Corntown.

>> No.613235

>>613226

Oh. Uh, I think Kevin J. Anderson is from around here?

Also Ted Kooser.

>> No.613241 [DELETED] 

>>613141

Fort Collins. Also John Edward Williams is a fine author who taught at DU. He wrote Stoner, Butcher's Crossing, and Augustus.

>> No.613258

>>613099
Lol Twilight was set in Washington State, do I win?

>> No.613276
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>>613258
Nigga' best be trollin'.

That cunt meyer lives in my state, I'm thinking of making a road trip to her house. Anyone interesting in joining me in dragging her pig ass into the street and delivering a beating?

>> No.613294

MICHIGAN FUCK YEAH

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>>613201
Greetings! Nice to know I'm not alone.

>> No.613303
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GILBERT, AZ.
U!S!A!

>> No.613359

Alternate universe FTW!

>> No.615175

scandalnavian asshole here

>> No.615189

Russia

>> No.615192

baltimore up in this bitch

>> No.615194

Spain

>> No.615217

Library here

>> No.615224

Poland

>> No.615229

>>615224
So many Poland

>> No.615231

Chicago

>> No.615232

ARIZONA UP IN THIS BITCH

>> No.615233

>>615217
>>615192
library and baltimore are very nice countries. i'd like to visit them some day.

>> No.615236

>Which countries are online tonight?
>ARIZONA UP IN THIS BITCH

...

Swedenfag here.

>> No.615238

Lebanon here, though to be fair I'm full-blooded American.

>> No.615239

>>615236
It's a big country. States matter. The nation is implied.

>> No.615240

>>615233
Library is the only place /lit/ cares about

>> No.615247

>>615238
sup Gibson

>> No.615253

>>615247

yea, i figured it would be too obvious lol

>> No.615261

>>615253
just means you have friends here :)

>> No.615282

Honduras

>> No.615286
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>>615261

AWWWWWWW that makes me feel all tingly inside

>> No.615308

>>615286
:3

>> No.615320
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South Africa reporting in.

>> No.615339

motherfucking germany!

>> No.615341
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Chile

>> No.615366

Poland reporting in. Sup fellow polfag
>>615224

>> No.615372

>>615339

Turk detected

>> No.615390
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615390

Ireland everywhere in this bitch.

>> No.615394

>>615390
do you irish even understand your own literature? cuz nobody else can. that joyce guy is probably the most bad-ass writer of all time...

>> No.615396

>>613071

YAY Wisconsin!

>> No.615399

>>615396
#3 for Wisconsin reporting. Craaaaazy.

>> No.615400

>>615394
Yeah man, Ulysses is a reading requirement for Secondary School English here, we've all read it.

>> No.615410

>>615400
is that you Alan?

>> No.615417

>>615394
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

>> No.615418

>>615390
cork here, where the fuck are you?

>> No.615421

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore's glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover's fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling's cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.

>> No.615426

UK up in this motherfucker.

>> No.615433

America, here. F*ck yeah.

>> No.615470

>>615418
You're shitting me? Cork aswell!
Cultured an' shit.

>> No.615488

>>615470
well fuck me sideways, city or county

>> No.615523

>>615488
Suburbs, out around Douglas. Yourself?

>> No.615541

Eastern England, reporting in!

>> No.615544

>>615523
fucking ringaskiddy, used to work in douglas...

>> No.615552

any PA fags?

>> No.615558

NYC

>> No.615561

>>615544
Jesus, small fucking world!
Tell me man, d'you use Connoly's Bookshop?

>> No.615567

Canaderp here

hows it going /lit/ bros

>> No.615578

>>615224
>>615366
Guys, let's go to bed, it's 2am already.

>> No.615579

Washington DC! If the other DC ahole here goes to the black cat tonight, i'll buy them a beer ... and a roofie, if you're a girl.

>> No.615585

>>613201
My fellow Arizonafags, hello!

>> No.615588

>>615561
in rory gallagher place? damn fucking straight

>> No.615609
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615609

Mmmméxico here.

Love you all, guys.

>> No.615613

>>615588
also a fan of vibes and scribes

>> No.615614

I actually feel proud to be 100% Irish right now; Hence /lit/ is the most intellectual board imo.

>> No.615618

>>615588
Ah man it's great! Have you ever dealt with the husband? He's the bop off Beckett, and he knows fucking everything about books. Try talking to him about Joyce or Flann O'Brien, it's mental. Quoting the day they wrote X line, what they said about X person once, etc.

How're we taking Gerry Ryan kicking it?

>> No.615634

Scotland reporting in!

>> No.615637

>>615618
im a big fan of the wife, shes so reserved

im half ashamed to admit this but im fucking delighted, never liked the cunt

>> No.615639

Colombia

>> No.615662

>>615637
Ah yeah, she's a good woman. I really feel for them, all those fucking teenagers hanging around on Paul Street, knocking over the outside display and shit, must get annoying.

I'm the same actually. Always found him annoying. Plus, that show, 'Operation Transformation' with him preaching at fat people - like he was one to talk, he was a hefty fucker himself

>> No.615670

Peru.

Not as bad as it seems on paper!

>> No.615684

>>615670
Enjoy that hyper-inflation a couple years back?

>> No.615690

>>615662
the heart attack was not really a surprise TBH

my favourite thing about connollys though is the smell, it has awonderful smell of age, like a bookshop should smell. i like waterstones for new books but its just another shop, theres no sense of wonder, no sense of i want to go up those stairs in the corner and wait til everybody is gone and live there forever (that might just be me)

>> No.615695

>>615684

Those were awful times. Fortunately I was only a baby when Fujimori came into the presidency and Abimael Guzmán was caught, so I essentially missed all the horrible stuff.

Of course, looking at the state of things today, neither of those two things turned out very well in the end.

Anyway, two other people claimed to be Peruvian on /lit/ yesterday. Was nice.

>> No.615704

>>615690
It's my dream to climb over those piles of books and go upstairs, see what it's like up there. I think it might actually have books for bricks up there. Someday I'm going up there.
Vibes and Scribes is excellent too.

>> No.615776

>>615695
I'm not sure if that kind of stuff is supposed to make me feel glad I'm Mexican...

>> No.615792

>>615776

Don't mean to insult you, but I spent 15 days in Mexico City and it was the most boring, ugly place I've been in all my life.

>> No.615809

UK reporting in

>> No.615814
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scarnon cunts?

>> No.615945

SKOR

>> No.616386

>>615792
It's a city like any other, cities are really boring.

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THIS THREAD NEEDS TO LIVE FOR MORE THAN 24 HOURS!!!!

EVERYBODY, GET IN HERE!!

>> No.616483
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>> No.616671

DON'T 404 ON ME NOW!!!!

>> No.616684

>>613100
>>615579

I'm from DC as well.

>> No.616693

NORTHERN IRELAND. THE COUNTRY FROM WHICH THERE COMES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING OF NOTEWORTHY INTEREST.

Except for Liam Neeson of course.

>> No.616697

Boulder, Colorado.

>> No.616700

Guess.

>> No.616704

>>616684
>>615579
SUP ANONS, DC FAG AS WELL. High five.

>> No.616705

>>616700
South Korea.

>> No.616712
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616712

U.S., Illinois. Enjoying the diversity here.

>> No.616728

>>613141
>>613093
Denver Colorado UP IN THIS BITCH

>> No.616738

>>613303
>>613303
PIG NOSED NIGGERFAGGOTFAGGOTNIGGER

>> No.617504

UK here, Leeds

>> No.617513

U.S.

I'm probably the only one here.

>> No.617523

>>615470
Bunch of feckin langers

>> No.617525

JAPAN

>> No.617551
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617551

I live in Belgium

>> No.617554

Oslo, Norway here!

>> No.617560

texas bitch

>> No.617563

New Zealand. Heading into midnight, and watching "Monster".

>> No.617565

>>617563
New Zealand isn't a country.

>> No.617585

UK. On what was a glorious day...

>> No.617592

Poland here. And it's fucking midday here.

>> No.617607 [DELETED] 

>>613057
fÌGHt ThE ínteRN3t [EN$ÒRsHip h++P.// át , kÍmmO@ . s€ / fìGhT +h€ |ñT€rñe+ C3n5ÒR5hìp

>> No.617613

>>617592
>>617592
Oh hello there, fellow Polandfag :D
Siema! Skąd jesteś?

>> No.617615

Brasil, meh

>> No.617616

>>617613
>>617592
O hai fellow polfags!

>> No.617620

>>617563

Hey fellow Kiwifag.

Just settling down for some MF Doom and China Mieville's The Scar.

Have a good one.

>> No.617624

Romania

>> No.617640

>>617592
>>617613
Are polish girls cute?
I remember falling for a girl of polish descendant.
She was so cute, but kinda slutty.
;_;

>> No.617649

Only Dutch fag here.

I feel lonely ;_;

>> No.617651

>>617640
the perfect combination :p

>> No.617655

>>617649
Second Dutchie reporting in.

>> No.617664

>>617640
Oh yes, I know A LOT of cute girls, here in Poland. But the ones I know are either not interested in me or already taken :(

>> No.617670

>>617651
Not really. Really.

>> No.617671

>>617651
Cute, Polish and slutty... wait, where have I seen that before?

>> No.617672

>>613059
fí5Ht +H3 íñtERneT [3ñs0RshiP HT+P.// Àt DÒ+ kÍmMO@ D0+ $3 / F|5hT +He |NT€RnET [EN$ÒR$Hip

>> No.617674

Lazy English guy reporting in

>> No.617678

>>617671
In poland?

>> No.617679

Czech Republic reporting in.

>> No.617683

France here. I'm drinking coke

>> No.617688

>>617679
i love you

>> No.617693

>>617683
But all french people hate american things.

>> No.617695

>>617688
Fellow Czechfag?

>> No.617698

>>617695
i wish :(

>> No.617700

>>617698
What a pity.

>> No.617701

>>617693
You gotta be kidding

>> No.617707 [DELETED] 

>>617701
It's true. They hate freedom and liberty and everything we and out companies stand for

>> No.617709

>>617701
It's true. They hate freedom and liberty and everything we and our companies stand for

>> No.617716

>>617709
We're a capitalist country dumbass. We love america.

>> No.617717

>>617716
And we joined NATO (again)

>> No.618349

bumping, UK again

>> No.620184

Colombia

>> No.620260

Damn, four DCfags in here!! Were you out tonight?

>> No.620287

>>617620
three NZfags here! haha

any jaffas?
doing poetry assignment...

>> No.620291

GAfag eating collard greens

>> No.620302

BREAKING NEWS!!!!
a fire in the french white flag factory has completely crippled the countries military capability

>> No.620321

Bastardi!

Italia in da house.

>> No.620329
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Indian here

>> No.620334

philippines. it's in asia bitch.

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>>620329
WHAT A COINCIDENCE

>> No.620348

Canadian here. Too drunk to sleep.

My chest is really starting to ache and I'm afraid my heart is going to stop. Holla.

>> No.620350

>>613065
Same here. Washington, it's too wet to leave the house so I'm reading :/

>> No.620385

>>620336

European sun-wheel > Hindu good luck charm.

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sum nigger from sum nigger country
REPROTIN

>> No.622355

Brazil. But not online for long, I have calculus test tomorrow.

>> No.622377

one of the 2 corkmen back again

>> No.623240

USA USA USA, but seriously Japan