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What do you imagine the average /lit/ fag to look like in real life?

>> No.6107209

>>6107202

Like me. Uneventful, common joe.

>> No.6107217

>>6107202
me
>hyper beautiful
>bitches by the dozen
>impeccable fashion sense
>wonderful, sculpted jaw-line

etcetera

>> No.6107228

>>6107202
I saw some nerd with terrible acne reading Infinite Jest on campus yesterday. Almost stopped and told him DFW killed himself because he's a shitty writer.

>> No.6107229

Dudes who had their most interesting conversation on here, but convincing themselves their stupid normalfaggot friends are on the same level.

>> No.6107244
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>>6107202
i honestly image most lit posters like pic related this is a compliment

>> No.6107248

>>6107228

You should've.


>>6107229
I feel as if anon are my genuine friends and my irl are there for distraction. I feel this negative to my life, but I could never be as a honest to anyone irl as I can be with anons in a tunisian candles internet forum.

>> No.6107257

>>6107228
i bet i drop kick u with no effort bro

>> No.6107276

20 yo white male, pale from lack of sunlight, not /fit/, not /fa/ though he thinks his clothes are decent, wears neutral colors because they're easy and he doesn't know how to apply color theory, talks big on the internet but walks hesitantly irl,

>> No.6107279

Unkempt, medium to long brown hair
Receding hairline and big forehead
Somewhat sparse eyebrows
Blue or brown eyes
Big ears
Big hook nose
Small mouth
Crooked, slightly yellow teeth
Slight overbite
Pathetic, patchy attempt at beard growth
Hunched
Underweight or skinnyfat
Small wrists and hands

>> No.6107293

>>6107244
I look similar to that. But with long hair and a bigger nose :^{

>> No.6107298

>>6107276
>he doesn't know how to apply color
You got me there, anon. I have no idea what the fuck that even is. And I can't be arsed to google that shit either.

>> No.6107300
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>>6107202

>> No.6107302

>>6107202

Green with no facial features and wears a b/w suit.

>> No.6107306
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>>6107244

>Ayn Rand

Not a chance.
More like reading some dumbshit "theory".

>> No.6107313

>obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzqH4iXKQrc

>> No.6107314

>>6107202

I always imagine the average /lit/izen as being a lot like Brian Griffin attitude wise.

>> No.6107317

>>6107244

Why is there a piece of bread in his collar?

>> No.6107323
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6107323

Skinny white boys from Anglo countries.

>> No.6107332

>>6107244
is that jeff magnum on his screeN?

>> No.6107334
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6107334

like dis pleb

>> No.6107340
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6107340

Like this guy

>> No.6107343

>>6107228
>>6107229
>>6107244
>>6107276
>>6107279
>>6107323
>>6107334
and of course *you* are the special ones that don't fit these categories

(Keep in mind, there are about 25 people that frequent this board)

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>> No.6107358
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>> No.6107359

>>6107202
Purposely casual with a hint of smartness in dress, a non status quo hairdo or overall look
Maybe a ghostbusters cap or something.

>>6107279
Unkempt, medium to long brown hair
>blonde, medium at the moment, though, had short for a few years.
Receding hairline and big forehead
>tfw
Somewhat sparse eyebrows
>Luscious eyebrows
Blue or brown eyes
>... Obviously
Big ears
>Nope
Big hook nose
>I'm a goyim
Small mouth
>Nope
Crooked, slightly yellow teeth
>Nope
Slight overbite
>Nope
Pathetic, patchy attempt at beard growth
>By no means Persian, but not patchy
Hunched
>Nope
Underweight or skinnyfat
>Nope
Small wrists and hands
>Don't compare my hands all that much

>> No.6107370
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>> No.6107378

WHITE PEOPLE HAHA SO GENERIC THEY ARE WHITE PEOPLE

Fucking liberals I swear to god...

>> No.6107379

>>6107359
>...Obviously
>Green, hazel and green eyes don't exist

>> No.6107382

>>6107343
nope, we are probably just generalizing ourselves

>> No.6107384

Doesn't care enough about appearances to make themselves look particularly special, but cares enough to be hygenic and look clean. However, they probably look like they could catch up on sleep. Might be somewhat cute in a plain way. Also, skinny.

>> No.6107385

>>6107279
>Unkempt, medium to long brown hair
Brown, medium, unkempt.
>Receding hairline and big forehead
Quite a small forehead, actually.
>Somewhat sparse eyebrows
Nope, they are somewhere in between.
>Blue or brown eyes
Light green.
>Big ears
Nope.
>Big hook nose
Big, but not hook.
>Small mouth
Nah.
>Crooked, slightly yellow teeth
Nah.
>Slight overbite
Nah.
>Pathetic, patchy attempt at beard growth
Clean-shaven.
>Hunched
Nope.
>Underweight or skinnyfat
Skinnyfat.
>Small wrists and hands
Large hands, actually.

>> No.6107392

>>6107343
>being this wrong
i fit 3 characteristics out of all the posts listed.

there are 129 posters in the fantasy series thread alone

>> No.6107398

>>6107279
>Big hook nose
We're not all merchants. There are some potatoes here with cute little freckled noses.
The rest was pretty accurate though.

>> No.6107407
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6107407

Aside from me of course because I'm I am a Celtic British Hy-Brazilian, so I have light blond hair and blue eyes.

>> No.6107414

>>6107379
They do, but it's a relatively small amount of Europeans and Americans that have them, compared to blue and brown eyes, plus, your eye color is a silly thing to use as an object of guessing for an anonymous group of people enjoying literature, the rest are as well, but at least they're relatively specific.

>> No.6107415

I look like that skinny guy in jeans, a hoodie, and a Mariners ball cap. Yeah, that guy.

>> No.6107417
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>> No.6107426

>>6107202
Probably awful people I would never spend time with.

>> No.6107509

>>6107358

miss, may i have some moar?

>> No.6107530
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6107530

>tfw /lit/ is, in actuality, mostly fat white girls and Mexicans.

just like /pol/

>> No.6107536

>>6107343
>>6107392
The fun fact is that there are exactly 25 posters ITT

>> No.6107544

>>6107417

my hair is slightly curlier but otherwise that's me, yes

>> No.6107549

>>6107417
>>6107407
>>6107334
I fucking hate good-looking men.

>> No.6107623

>>6107417
that's reasonably close to what I look like except that hair is terrible and mine is short

I'm also a ginger

>> No.6107753
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6107753

Like me.

>> No.6107755

Nose/lip piercings, tunnels in ears. "Ironic" shirt.

>> No.6107759

some nerd who has a bunch of cheesy ass clothes he got off /fa/

>> No.6107766

Big fat fedora

>> No.6107777

>>6107202
Massive quads

>> No.6107785

>>6107777
damn..

>> No.6107788

>>6107279
>Unkempt, medium to long brown hair
Brown, medium, unkempt at times
>Receding hairline and big forehead
Nope
>Somewhat sparse eyebrows
I wouldn't say so, but I don't pay attention to them
>Blue or brown eyes
Dark brown
>Big ears
tfw
>Big hook nose
Big but not hooked
>Small mouth
Nope
>Crooked, slightly yellow teeth
Crooked, not yellow
>Slight overbite
Crossbite
>Pathetic, patchy attempt at beard growth
At the moment. I'm normally clean shaven
>Hunched
Yeah
>Underweight or skinnyfat
Underweight
>Small wrists and hands
Add piano fingers and that's about right

>> No.6107796

Wizards

but to not spread the word

>> No.6107839

>>6107202
myself or somewhat like myself.

>> No.6107848
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6107848

Like the sort of person to do this.

>> No.6107879

>>6107777
And called quads at that. Holy jeebus.

>> No.6107909

>>6107276
All of this except I'm a few years older and don't "talk big on the internet." How does one learn how to apply color theory? I wear neutral colors mostly so I don't stand out but also because I tend to look better in them.

>> No.6107928

>>6107279
Well-styled medium-short brown hair
An intellectual's forehead, like Mervyn Peake's
Thick eyebrows
Green eyes
Regular-sized ears
Average-sized, Irish-looking nose
Small mouth
Straight white teeth
Perfect bite
Thick facial hair
Straight posture
Lean muscle
Small wrists and hands

Not a bad guess.

>> No.6107955

>tfw 6'2 Nordic stoner

I don't think I fit in here

>> No.6107972
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6107972

this is honestly how I picture most everyone I argue with on Maltese mustache grooming forums

>> No.6108007

>>6107384
8/10

>> No.6108043

>>6107279
Unkempt, medium to long brown hair
>reddish brown w/blonde highlights in an undercut

Receding hairline and big forehead
>no receeding hairline, sometimes hair styled backwards but nice forehead

Somewhat sparse eyebrows
>medium bushy eyebrows, plucked

Blue or brown eyes
>blue eyes

Big ears
>kinda big ears lol

Big hook nose
>nordic nose

Small mouth
>medium mouth

Crooked, slightly yellow teeth
>slightly crooked, white teeth

Slight overbite
>true

Pathetic, patchy attempt at beard growth
>clean shaved or fuzzy, I can beard in 4 weeks noshave tho

Hunched
>sadly. Yoga tho

Underweight or skinnyfat
>runner/skinny

Small wrists and hands
>anyone know how to fix this? I lift weights bro!

>> No.6108049

>>6107928
are you me

>> No.6108081

>>6107202
5'8 light brown hair, brown eyes, scraggy facial hair, shortish-medium hair, somewhat curly. 6/10 facial aesthetics.

>> No.6108095
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>>6107777

The Gods have smiled on you.

>> No.6108122

Dustin Hoffman

>> No.6108127

Chubby clones of Tim Robbins with beards.

>> No.6108177

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BaXVLV_yJc4

This

>> No.6108217
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6108217

this fag

>> No.6108225

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp7wJStCsMA

this kid

>> No.6108230
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6108250

>>6107279
og /lit/fag

>> No.6108274
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6108274

it's me, it's me, it's old jack frost

this is a luigi pirandello reference, tho

>> No.6108304

>>6107244
Who the fuck holds a glass like that?

>> No.6108341

>>6107244
Can you post the picture on the monitor which this one is a parody of?