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Are you a modern male, /lit/?

>> No.6090259

This is a literature board.

>> No.6090263

This was definitely written by a chick

>> No.6090295
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>>6090259
Comics are literature :^)

>>6090263
It was written by Sam Hyde.

>> No.6090297

This pic would be funny if it wasn't hilariously passive-agressive. Oh wait...

>> No.6090307

>>6090295
That Hyde gal sure hasn't been fucked doggy-style in a looong time.

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>>6090295
>Comics are literature :^)
What's this, then?

>> No.6090327

>>6090297
Kind of like your post.

>>6090307
What are you talking about?

>> No.6090336

It was written by a /pol/ user because it has cuck tube on the computer and no one but them has such a weird fascination with that shit but them

>> No.6090346

>>6090336
It was written by this comedian:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjPQ_jVlEnQ

>> No.6090360

>>6090244
The amount of insecurity and projection in that picture...

>> No.6090361

>>6090360
Why do you say that?

>> No.6090368

Well, Sam Hyde IS a FtM, so I would expect him to understand these nuances of gender.

>> No.6090376

This post is a reminder to never bump off-topic threads.
If you must reply, please use the "sage" function to avoid moving said thread to the front page.

>> No.6090384

>>6090368
Wouldn't that make is opinion more interesting because he is adding diverse perspective to the dialogue?

>> No.6090390

we could have a good thread about mde but you did a fucking awful job

also, none of those except sort of the porn apply to me or most people on this board i'd guess

>> No.6090412

>>6090346
the edge is unreal
this is like giving an autistic cuck/pol/d a mic to try to rant how badass he his because he isn't modern

>> No.6090430

>>6090390
So you think the comic is accurate?

>>6090412
Why does he upset you so much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k4KVnF14TM

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>>6090244

wow did someone get triggered

>> No.6090460

>>6090430
he doesn't really upset me, Infact I actually really enjoyed watching his stuff, but its obvious he is just being edgy for edginess' sake; edgy sperglords are nothing really new on the internet

>> No.6090463

>>6090458
Obviously.

>> No.6090467

>>6090460
What is it about his act that you find enjoyable?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tynKRMVGsAI

>> No.6090482

>>6090467
I enjoy watching people act like asses especially when they know they are acting like asses but think they are the good guys

>> No.6090497

>>6090482
>they are the good guys

What gives you that impression?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTJn_DBTnrY

>> No.6090517

>>6090497
I meant that he thinks he is the one who is telling how it is or that he feels he is the superior in the situation

>> No.6090539

>>6090517
Yes I understand your feeling but I'm asking you to explain why. What is it in the videos themselves that is making you feel this way? I can see that you're gesturing towards something but I am unsure what it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g-nniO1WN4

>> No.6090545

>>6090430
do i think it's accurate? how the fuck should i know
are you taking a survey?

>> No.6090564

>>6090467
holy fuck that is pretty funny

>> No.6090594

>>6090545
Relax, I'm simply asking you a question: You mentioned that the comic wouldn't apply to people on this board, but given that this board is not an accurate representation of mainstream masculinity I'm wondering if you believe the comic portrays men accurately?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yen8xGc6t_o

>> No.6090603

>>6090244
yeah I am

>> No.6090621

>>6090603
Are you happy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xzmhqwB_AY

>> No.6090627

Sam Hyde I know you made this thread and are a part of it

>> No.6090634

>>6090621
No, MDE makes me laugh though..

>> No.6090645

>>6090627
Part of what?

>>6090634
There is hope for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEgxS_vzQjU

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>>6090244
>Cuck Tube

Alright, which one of you made this?

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>>6090658

>> No.6090669

>>6090244
Sam Hyde is brilliant.

>> No.6090671

>>6090666
>>6090666
>>6090666
>>6090666
>>6090666
>>6090666

>> No.6090693
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Hilarious comic. Definitely browses /pol/.

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>>6090645
Hell, even Sam has his secret tranny-lust.

>> No.6090714

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5qXMrAd_G4
this video is pretty good
havent liked any of the other stuff ive seen

>> No.6090733

no not really

i'm just a 4channer

>> No.6090750

>>6090594
I think the comic is accurate, you'd be hard-pressed to find a male who doesn't fit at least some of the "modern male" characteristics. For example, I'm short and thin and I do wear skinny jeans and I guess I look like a faggot, I don't masturbate daily but when I do masturbate I use weird/gay material. I don't use social media such as facebook, twitter, etc and I'm not preoccupied with making myself smell good, I absolutely don't smoke weed.

everybody ITT should make posts listing your "modern male" characteristics, make sure to include your favorite strain of weed

>> No.6090757

>>6090733
Sam, you are cool and funny, but you have to be sure to accept Jesus Christ as your savior so you don't go to hell, okay?

Thats the only way out of the boot thats going to stomp you forever in this world.

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>>6090750
>>6090708
>>6090693
>>6090669
>>6090645
>>6090594
>>6090545

Just stop Sam, we know it's you

>> No.6090766

>>6090708
Its not secret. Its in one of the disclaimers of their videos (Doctor Manslave, maybe?)

>> No.6090769

>>6090750
yeah and if i made a comic that characterized the modern male as having brown hair id get a shitload of people with that characteristic too

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>>6090761
what self-respecting Modern Male™ WOULDN'T suck this off??
>>6090769
so are you an indica or a sativa guy?

>> No.6090790

ebin bread

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>>6090671
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>> No.6090808
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6090808

hi sam

>> No.6090818

>>6090244
I'm too lazy for any of this shit, do I pass this authors dreadfully high standards on how I must act to be a legitimately respectable male?

>> No.6090825

convinced that mde makes threads like this.
I see them often on r9k, pretty pathetic

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>>6090750
>I guess I look like a faggot, I don't masturbate daily but when I do masturbate I use weird/gay material.

>> No.6090840

>>6090818
hey, he's a comedian, he's not setting a standard for your behavior, just banter

>> No.6090845

rehashing themes posited in novels ranging from BNW to fight club and surrounding some shit artwork with it.
>zzz

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>>6090808
Nice.

>> No.6090850

>>6090360

EVERYONES GAY NOW.

This guy needs a therapist.

>> No.6090852

>>6090845
Wow can you not? Seriously?

>> No.6090855

>>6090750
skinny jeans. That's it. I have a car and use soap.
I also don't hate gay people which appears to be a big fixation

>> No.6090858

okay so

who is sam hyde, aside from the guy who made that pretty funny ted talk where he's in a chestplate, and why should I care

>> No.6090861

>>6090244
not /lit/ but I'm curious about the teeth-grinding line.

can anybody weigh in there?

>> No.6090866

>>6090840
He absolutely is setting an implicit standard, though, that many of these things are unnatural and unfitting of a man according to his standards. I would argue that it's impossible to make a work of parody without setting a standard that contrasts with it.

>> No.6090868

>>6090858
a Youtube Comedian!!!!! hes as awful as youd expect

>> No.6090872

>>6090858
http://youtu.be/-Z4vAud1RUM?t=26m52s
>>6090861
anxiety causes people to unconsciously grind their teeth

>> No.6090874

>>6090866
Do you deconstruct everything in your life?

>> No.6090878

>>6090861
anxiety is one of the causes of teeth grinding.
For some people it's habitual (while sleeping especially) or caused by having misaligned dental formations.

>> No.6090885

>>6090874
No, but I can't read parody without deconstructing the values of it's author.

>> No.6090886

>>6090872
>>6090878

well, I grind my teeth in my sleep sometimes, but I'm not at all an anxious person.

psychoanalysts would have a field day with me

>> No.6090888

>>6090868
#triggered

>> No.6090891

>Chuck Taylor's
>Modern
They were on their way out when I was in HS, five years ago. Hard to believe they're trendy now.

>> No.6090892

>>6090874

>he thinks everything isn't already engaged in its own deconstruction

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>>6090885
You take comedy very seriously.

>> No.6090895

>>6090886
I've been doing it in my sleep since I was very young and I am a relatively carefree person, and also my teeth are a bit crowded.
Don't worry about it, if you ask me. I don't wanna think about it.

>> No.6090900

>>6090892
2deep4me

>> No.6090902

>>6090894
It's not so much taking it seriously as grasping the authors intention. It's not a very difficult endeavor.

>> No.6090905

>>6090902
Indubitably.

>> No.6090908

>>6090905
I have to ask though, do you think that it's not agreeable to read into a piece of satire?

>> No.6090911

>>6090908
Oh yes my good sir, very agreeable!

>> No.6090914

>>6090911
I think it's pretty interesting that you were so keen to probe into my intention but now are afraid to divulge your own. Something wrong?

>> No.6090919

>>6090914
My intention my good man is to agree with you absolutely. I tip my fedora in your direction m'sir.

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>>6090919
Glad to hear it

>> No.6090924

It's funny because it's true. The media is turning John Waynes into Michael Ceras with transgender hypnosis TV programs or whatever

>> No.6090929
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>>6090921
I'll bet you're a fan of Louis C.K.

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>>6090924
>The media is turning John Waynes into Michael Ceras with transgender hypnosis TV programs or whatever

>> No.6090934

>>6090924
thank fuck I'm just a ordinary socially retarded loser who masturbates to chinese cartoons instead of that

at least I have my scorn

>> No.6090937

>>6090929
Not at all. I cringe hard when people try to paraphrase him like he's some insightful social critic.

>> No.6090941

>>6090937
He's a comedian. If you hang around people who take his comedy as social commentary then don't hang around those idiots ever again.

He's a funny comic so long as you don't take some of his bits as words to live by.

>> No.6090951

>>6090941
college cunts is serious shit though

>> No.6090960

>>6090346
The whole joke is that he is making fun of people who think this way, right? It's just a satirical character? That's why I like Sam Hyde, I just want to make sure I like him for the right reasons.

>> No.6090965

>>6090960
I think he got the material from some crackpot's blog and knew that it would provoke the audience

>> No.6090968

>>6090960
He doesn't think about it that much. He just does whatever he thinks will piss people off. It is both the blessing and the curse of MDE and it might change once Sam turns 12.

>> No.6090978

>>6090960
>It's just a satirical character
Bingo
>>6090968
Just because you don't think doesn't mean everyone else doesn't.

>> No.6090984

>>6090978
If there's an actually coherent worldview behind MDE, it's Ron Paul speeches and Thomas Sowell books. I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt.

>> No.6090988

>in regard to actual literature, few and far between posts
>some whatever from youtube shows up, thread blows up
>"/lit/" 2015

>> No.6090989
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>>6090984
>Ron Paul
>coherent worldview

>> No.6091004

>>6090965
False. Those statistics are from the Health Department.

>> No.6091011

>>6090984
You know, not everything has to be categorized by political ideology. It's funny to watch you guys though.

>> No.6091013

>>6090951
>serious shit

Are you serious?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXdU1O0lQko

>> No.6091015

>>6091011
Oh, I was just saying that I don't think MDE stands for anything other than pissing people off, no matter what Sam or their fans think. I'm fine with that, though. Their unironic politics seem really, really stupid so I'm happy just pretending they don't have real beliefs.

>> No.6091019

>>6091015
>Oh, I was just saying that I don't think MDE stands for anything other than pissing people off
the opposite, they just want to make us laugh

>> No.6091025

>>6091013
dude you dont even get stuff like that in the bible

>> No.6091031

>>6091019
I think that gay-bashing speech thing makes it pretty clear that they just want to piss people off, but okay.

>> No.6091033

>>6091031
in order to produce a funny video

>> No.6091037

>>6091033
It's not, unless your definition of funny video is "people are pissed off"

>> No.6091038

>>6091031
>presenting facts
>bashing
Don't be a faggot.

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>>6091038

>> No.6091053

>>6091041
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>> No.6091055

>>6091037
Sorry pal, you're not the funny police. The video is funny because exploits the irony of how a group of people who prides themselves on being 'open minded' cannot handle opposing views.

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>>6091041

>> No.6091063

>>6091055
Thank you for explaining it to me, it's funny and I love it now that you explained it

>> No.6091065

>>6091063
#triggered

>> No.6091072

check on the compulsive masturbation, imminent flat-feet, teeth-grinding, and hips and ass

thanks so much, Sam

>> No.6091074

>>6091065
SJWs btfo by MDE once again...fucking win

>> No.6091077

>>6091063
Don't be a cunt. No one's saying you have to like it, but don't misrepresent the kind of humor it is.

>> No.6091078

>>6090861
If I'm awake for more than about 20 hours I start clenching my jaw
>am i kill?

>> No.6091079

>>6091041
just imagine what could have been

actually, don't

>> No.6091080

>>6091078
no, there is plenty of room for mistakes

>> No.6091082

>>6090861
I clench my jaw a lot

>> No.6091084

>>6091077
it's humor for angry kids who "love trolling"

>> No.6091092

>>6091041
looks pretty shooped--especially the heart-shaped curvature (which men don't have).

>> No.6091093

did a reverse image search on this and nothing came up. where did sam find this?

>> No.6091097

>>6091092
thanks, i was already worried about my orientation :^)

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>>6091092
thank the plastic water bottle xenoestrogrens

>> No.6091100

>>6091084
Repeating what you said won't make it true. If you ever think you've got something completely figured out, you probably aren't looking close enough.

>> No.6091103

>>6091098
seriously though, why do I have such humiliating fat buildup? is the estrogen shit real or am I just fat?

>> No.6091106

>>6091103
it's literally low testosterone

>> No.6091116

>>6091106
what stimulates testosterone production weightlifting?

>> No.6091118

>>6091100
the crowd's reaction was the only reasonable thing for any crowd to do. the video's lame as hell.

>> No.6091120

>>6091116
lift heavy mate

>> No.6091136

>>6091098
Dude look at the obvious blurr around his curves, it's shooped as fuck.

>> No.6091142

>>6091120
Really? Your terse replies aren't heartening

>> No.6091146

LIterally TTKM: The thread.

>> No.6091151

>>6091142
Go to /fit and read the sticky
Follow SL, eat a cut, make your macros
Pretty straight forward, which only makes it all the more embarrassing when you give up

>> No.6091185 [DELETED] 

>>6090978
Ok. I was just making sure. One time I jumped out of a moving car because someone made a joke about it and I thought they meant it. I'm autistic.

>> No.6091251

>>6090750
Hmm, nope

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>ITT