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6088118 No.6088118 [Reply] [Original]

Genuinely curious: what sorts of jobs did you guys manage to get with your Philosophy and/or English degrees? Am I screwed or is there hope?

>> No.6088125

You could be a teacher

>> No.6088132

Depends on your university. If you attend a good one, you can get jobs in Wall St, BigLaw, Advertising firms or M/B/B.

>> No.6088135

I feel like a phsycology degree is useful, but only in addition to something, only as a second degree. Am I wrong?

>> No.6088139

>>6088135
I hear that although there are plenty of positions available for Pyschology undergrads, they're not long term and they don't pay very well.

>> No.6088141

>>6088135
*philosophy

>> No.6088148

>>6088135
>>6088141
I'm a Philosophy and English undergrad. They go hand in hand as disciplines, perhaps better than any other combination I can think of.

The problem is, does that translate economically?

>> No.6088158

>>6088148
See >>6088132

>> No.6088159

Is it better to study for and get a job that you hate and read in your rare moments of peace (like me) or to study for your dream, get a job that you hate, and read in your rare moments of peace (like liberal arts majors)?

>> No.6088161

>>6088148
In the absence of other qualifications, it translates to a bit of derisive laughter before they hurl your resume in the trash. Why don't you figure out what sort of job you want, and go from there? And don't say professor.

>> No.6088179

>>6088148
>>6088158
>>6088139
>>6088135
Thanks, guys. Pretty helpful.

>> No.6088183

Tech writer, 60k starting. Its certainly nothing amazing but it lets me live on my own and still have a reasonable amount of time to write creatively.

>> No.6088187

>>6088132
How would a philosophy land a job at Wall St?

>> No.6088192

>>6088118
I'm planning to get an undergrad in philosophy then go to med school before I hemorrhage too much money. Is this a viable option? I'm set on becoming a doctor but I love philosophy and would much rather spend four years learning about something important to me than spending my time in STEM. Should I give up the dream while I still have a chance?

>> No.6088202

Bachelor's degree in creative writing

Currently the president of my own company. I sell and deliver MRI machines to hospitals at exorbitant prices.

>> No.6088204

Tying "getting a job" so deeply to education has perverted the whole point of higher education, it's truly a shame. The College de France is one of the last bastions of sincere education instead of this getting-a-job bullshit.

>> No.6088223

>>6088192
Why would they let you into med school over the thousands of applicants with related undergrad work (Bsc, etc.)? Ask the department what your odds are and I suspect they'll tell you your plan is flawed.

>> No.6088272

>>6088223
An increasing numbers of philosophy students are being accepted to med schools every year as they can stand out from other applicants who have similar MCAT scores. I wouldn't slack on the sciences either, the university I was looking at has a program geared towards students who are interested in medicine but would like to learn about philosophy (includes biology and chemistry courses). I am by no means lazy, and I could go probably go into health sciences if I wanted to, but I'd only do that if I knew it was necessary to go that way. I'll ask the admissions office to see what my chances are, but I am pretty determined to choose that path, even if it isn't the easiest.

>> No.6088282

>>6088202
Fellow creative writing major.


Please hire me.

>> No.6088419

>>6088187
Depends on:

>University prestige
>class rank
>internships
>Extra-curriculars
>non-English classes

Although, it's much easier to get into consulting than Wall St.

>> No.6088424

>>6088192
Yes. You need an impeccable undergraduate record though.

>> No.6088433
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6088433

>majoring in your hobby
Economics master race fuckboi, get dat paper.

>> No.6088447

Go STEM or go home, you fucking liberal arts welfare cases.

>> No.6088451

>>6088118
Nah, you can get just about any job you want with these degrees. Unlike STEM majors, Philosophy and English majors know how to communicate clearly, so in that regard you're at an advantage. A friend of mine with a philosophy degree works as an engineer. Another friend with an English degree works for an ad agency. You'll have lots of options. Don't believe the "STEM degrees guarantee jobs" nonsense. A quick look into the statistics says otherwise.

>> No.6088456

>>6088125
Oh boy.

>> No.6088458

>>6088433
>majoring in the dismal nonscience

>> No.6088462

Eh I'm finishing my engineering degree, had a good paid internship, can probably get a solid entry level job. Maybe I can make a good amount of money and write in my free time without killing myself.

>> No.6088464

>>6088451
Best response so far, thanks. I guess when your skill is thinking and communicating, the path to a job is less clear than STEM not because the options are so few, but because they are so loosely defined...

I'll be looking around myself, but where are these statistics that you're talking about?

I suppose, after considering what you've said, the question is no longer "what is possible" but "what is recommended"? Where do I stand the best chance?

>> No.6088480

>>6088451
>Unlike STEM majors, Philosophy and English majors know how to communicate clearly
wat

>> No.6088501

English & creative writing majors don't have a problem finding a job, there's plenty of manuals, reports, articles and marketing copy that needs a writer behind it, and lots of proofreading and editing gigs for the same reason.
A Bachelor in Philosophy won't get you a job, but law schools like philosophy majors because they're already thinking about and debating abstract principles. You can also consider an MBA or MD if you have the pre-reqs.

>> No.6088506

>>6088501
*need a writer behind them

>> No.6088509

>>6088480
Writing/talking in STEM disciplines necessitates a highly specific terminology that may be incompatible with other disciplines.

While this is also true of Philosophical inquiry, English (and the broader strokes of Critical Thinking which are found in the everyday-applicable side of Philosophy) studies delve deeper into our everyday natural language. Although your actual coursework will be highly specific, it is largely motivated by crafting greater clarity elsewhere in your life.

>> No.6088512

>>6088509
Communicating ideas is still immensely important in STEM. Don't get the idea that we're all stuttering autistics.

>> No.6088514

>>6088464
>where are these statistics you're talking about

A variety of surveys have been done on what people major in and what jobs they end up with. Here's some data that shows that the majority STEM graduates do not get STEM jobs. http://www.census.gov/dataviz/visualizations/stem/stem-html/

If you're interested, just do a Google search on the topic and you'll find more data and many articles on the topic.

What's recommended really depends on what you're interested in. My friends weren't too particular and so they applied to a wide range of jobs. I recall the philosophy grad saying that he ignored all of the applicant requirements the companies posted and that in some cases they were flexible and considered him despite not meeting all of the requirements.

>> No.6088521

>>6088118
If you still want a job after studying philosophy you didn't learn anything.

>> No.6088531

>>6088204
>The College de France is one of the last bastions of sincere education instead of this getting-a-job bullshit.
You mean still, like in our times?

>> No.6088545

>>6088512
I must agree, but I suppose my point is that this communication is qualitatively different from the sort of communication done in English and Philosophy. The latter sort is universal; STEM is largely self-contained. Also:
>STEM=autism
uttered only by autists themselves.

>> No.6088554

>>6088521
I didn't say I WANTED a job. But I think it's difficult to deny that, short of making it big by self-publishing (LOL) or becoming the next Bill Gates, I'm gonna need to work somewhere if I don't want to die of starvation.

>> No.6088562

>>6088509
>>6088512
I know it's important in STEM, and I would never argue that all STEM majors have poor communication skills, but where I work a lot of STEM grads are rejected because they have only a tenuous grasp on grammar, and oftentimes fail to properly punctuate. Their vocabularies are often large, they've memorized all of the jargon they were taught, but they don't know how to use these words with elegance.

However, some of the most clear, proficient writers I've encountered have been STEM grads. There seems to be a more pronounced gap between the proficient writers and the poor writers in STEM subjects than there is in humanities subjects.

>> No.6088563

>>6088118
Let's face it, philosophy degree has abolutely no value for any kind of work. But to make you feel better - neither does STEM. I'm a physics major, I work as an astrophysicist and i don't use 95% of the things I learned in college. Your degree isn't everything, you dont need a degree to learn programing or basicly whatever the fuck you want. A friend of mine studies theology and he works in bank. For like 90% of jobs you don't need a degree so philosophy isn't that terrible.

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>>6088554
>He doesn't want to die of starvation.

>> No.6088578

>>6088521
that depends on the philosophy

>> No.6088590

>>6088118

Public relations. Requires strong verbal and written communication skills. Creative thinking in support of keeping the masses squealing, feeding little piggies.

>> No.6088592

>>6088554
>I'm gonna need to work somewhere if I don't want to die of starvation.
that the myth they be telling all them wage slaves

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>>6088564
>>6088554
>You any kind of philosopher? Anybody know who you are? You’re a no-talent piece of shit. How dare you come on here and do this.

>> No.6088614

Philosophy grad here. I work in fulfillment at an online retailer. Everyone that I know from my graduating philosophy class has normal jobs if they didn't go to grad school.

Going back to school next year for my doctorate.

>> No.6088621

Should i get a degree in the arts? I'm working minimum wage at the moment anyway, so it's not like it would worsen my situation. Debt doesn't matter, because uni is practically free here.

Degrees with better job prospects don't interest me in the slightest, so if i go down that route, i will probably just fail massively anyway.

>> No.6088625

>>6088118

majored in english with a concentration in poetry/poetics

have consulting job after graduation

all depends on the school you went to

>> No.6088629
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6088629

I took a 2-year library technician course at a community college, got a job a month after graduating, and now make $75k a year.

>> No.6088632

>>6088625
which school did you go to? how did you get a consulting job? what kind of consulting? how much does it pay? what qualifications did you have on graduation?

>> No.6088636

>>6088629
What's an average day of work like, you lucky bastard?

>> No.6088638

>>6088187
Janitor

>> No.6088660

Some companies are employing philosophically educated people for their critical and analytical thinking abilities. I think it's mostly stuff like software architecture.

>> No.6088661

>>6088451
It's true that you can still get (as long as it's low on specific qualifications) any job while you happen to have a phil degree under your belt, but the degree itself won't be what helps you get the job. In some cases you might even have to purposedly keep it off your resume to get better chances.

>> No.6088680

>>6088632

ivy league

on-campus recruiting

management consulting

~120k with 20k signing bonus

a lot of it comes down to pattern identification, problem solving, analytical thinking, and being able to form and present cogent arguments to people that don't really want to listen to you. being likable, friendly, and not too ugly helps.

>> No.6088692

>>6088660
>Wanting to be a PM or the like
Not worth it. The typical STEM neckbeard doesn't pay attention to whatever you say or do. I see the frustration in the PMs at my job and I would never want to deal with the typical moron developer.

>> No.6088717

>>6088692
Neither they want to deal with you if it helps in any way.

>> No.6088735

>>6088717
Anon means code monkeys or something like that. It's not about STEM people as such, probably.

>> No.6088736

>>6088680
>Management consulting
>actively posting on 4chin on Monday

Sure thing bud.

In any case, what this guy says is almost true. Total first-year compensation is over 100k. Just get into a decent university, be presentable and don't fuck up.

>> No.6088751

>>6088660
I rly can't imagine why would you hire philosopher for software architecture. There is essentially 0 connection.

>> No.6088761

>>6088736

last semester senior here—i interned last summer and start in the fall

>> No.6088840

ITT Bunch of NEETs talking about jobs they will never apply to.

>med belongs to STEM
kek

>> No.6088901

>>6088282
you need a minimum five years experience to be considered for a position in my company

>> No.6088908

>>6088840
why would you work when you can be NEET and read all day?

>> No.6088932

>>6088272
As far as I'm aware universities don't really discriminate with the different undergraduates as long as you've got the necessary GPA and MCAT score.

>> No.6088934

>>6088908
What do NEETs live from? And for how long?

>> No.6088955

>>6088272
>>6088223
Do you guys think it's possible as a music major to get into med school? I'm planning on taking science classes in the summer and in the future, and I'm only a freshman.

>> No.6088990

I majored in English

I work in consulting as well

get into a good college and it's all good

there was a lot of recruiting every year and one good internship can get you a job right out of college

>> No.6089026

Lol, I followed people's advise and ditched a Philsophy degree over a CS one.
I'm starting to think it was a bad decision, everyone here knows a shit ton about programming, and I'm quite isolated.

>> No.6089033

>>6088934
Welfare. Forever.

>> No.6089064

>>6089026
Why would you pick a CS degree if you're not good at programming. At least in Philosophy you can BS your way through abstract concepts.

>> No.6089100

>>6089033
Which country?

>> No.6089121

>>6089100
any civilised country

>> No.6089130

>>6088451

>A friend of mine with a philosophy degree works as an engineer

top kek, and people believed this post

>> No.6089133

>>6089100
Under the sea.

>> No.6089134

>>6088603

>studies philosophy to be smart

>still shitposting with bad stereotypes

top lel

>> No.6089138

>>6089064
Well people say English and Philosophy won't get you any jobs, so I went and looked for the career that would most likely get me one, and stumbled upon CS.

>> No.6089142

>>6088692

>implying it's important to pay attention to someone that gives advice totally useless and impractical to the software

>> No.6089343

>>6088183
What kind of industry/company do you write for? How'd you get into it?

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6089394

What major can guarantee a 50k job with OPTIMAL COMFINESS.

I enjoy being comfy.

>> No.6089412

>>6088187

As someone who has worked with larger Wall Street firms and financial institutions, your undergraduate major is of small consideration in the hiring process. These firms want to see that you can ''hump'' all the requirements of an Ivy League education. Essentially, the major doesn't land you the job, the school brand does.

>> No.6089423

>>6088761
Ah. I worked for BCG for two years. They payed well(total compensation was tad over 100k) is the pay that much better now?

>> No.6089457

>>6088183

What are your hours like? What's a typical day for you, including an example of a typical assignment (for lack of a better word)?
Please

>> No.6089467

>>6088629

That truly sounds too good to be true, and unless you answer >>6088636
or post some believable fabrication, Imma just assume you're lying

>> No.6089478

>>6089467

A nominal salary that isn't on the extreme end of the scale doesn't tell you much by itself. Look at the job, location, and education required.

>> No.6089556

>>6089478

You're right, but $76k for an associate's degree is pretty remarkable, regardless of cost of living

>> No.6089560

>What jobs did you get after graduating from your English degree

Literature PhD here. Psychic Medium, self-employed.

>> No.6089570

I just graduated with a degree in philosophy and have struggled to find a job.

No, this isn't because i chose to study philosophy. Its because I chose to not be an engineer.

Currently, I am substitute teaching at local high schools and middle schools until I get my teaching credential.

From there, I will teach shit high schoolers about babby literature until I get my masters in Philosophy.

Once I get my masters in philosophy, I will teach part time at a community college and teach little shits like 19 year old me the value of knowledge.

>> No.6089578

>>6088159
well, the first option probably means you're not a dependent

so, y'know, if that's important to you

>> No.6089582

Question: What do you do if you think you're too dumb for sciences like physics/EE/CS, but also want to get money and so don't want to major in literature/lit/philosophy? What's left, vocational schools?

>> No.6089599

>>6089582
Go into IT.

>> No.6089611

>>6089582
>too dumb for sciences
it's way easier than you think.

>> No.6089635

How hard is it to get into IT as a philo/soc double major? I'm about to graduate and I haven't taken the GRE yet so I'm taking a year off before applying to grad school.

>> No.6089639

>>6089599

Why do you say that?

>>6089611

Maybe so. I'm in Calc2 right now (my academic track is fucked, I still haven't taken physics officially yet), and starting to hit a wall. I was thinking about getting into acoustical engineering via EE, but idk.

>> No.6089641

>>6088183
How do you get paid that much as a technical writer?

I got offered a position at fucking Whirlpool as a technical writer but turned it down because they only offered 36k

>> No.6089661

i was an english and philosophy double major at a a decent state school

kinda fucked up in my last year and didn't do any internships or shit like that. spent my years after graduation working shitty jobs. worked as a van driver, as a cook, as a warehouse worker

finally found a job as a junior copywriter a few years after graduation at a marketing firm. pays a 34k salary, which is the most i've maken yet.

>> No.6089664

>>6089582
you can always get into a comfy middle management HR position with psychology

>> No.6089668

Well I managed to get a call center job with my Finance degree, so I'm sure you guys can get something.

By the way I read all the time and post here constantly. Just so you know, this Finance major is probably more well read than some Lit majors.

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>>6089582

>too dumb for science

>avid philosopher

try asking a genius brilliant science dood who majored in science to talk about philosophy with you. chances are, you'll end up with a migraine.

>> No.6089681

>>6089639
I wish I could give you an advice on your math problem, but really the only way is to exercise until it's easy.
If you are having too much trouble, than perhaps you should review some old classes.

>> No.6089693

>>6089661
>maken

>> No.6089716

>>6089675

>try asking a genius brilliant philosopher dood who majored in philosophy to talk about computer science with you. chances are, you'll end up with a migraine [sic]

Why should a computer scientist have to know every philosophical argument known to man? Today knowledge is specialized such that we must often humble ourselves by referring to an expert opinion.

>> No.6089746

>>6089641

Like another anon said, salary w/o location doesn't mean much. Might live in Cali or something.

>>6089664

Huh, that's true, hadn't considered that route...

>>6089675

>imblybing I ever said I was a philosopher
>or said that science doods r brilliant
>even comparing different fields of study in that way

Anyway, I'm well aware, I know a few people who went to GA Tech...Not sure what that has to do with anything, though

>>6089681

It's not a big deal really; like you said it's just a matter of practice, nothing that can't be overcome. But thank you for the concern. My main concern is doing really complex math and logic stuff for a living, just not too confident in my ability to do it consistently and/or well...but hey

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6089747

>>6089661
>maken

>> No.6089760

>>6088562
>There seems to be a more pronounced gap between the proficient writers and the poor writers in STEM subjects than there is in humanities subjects.
It's massive. The high ratio of ESL students doesn't help.

>> No.6089773

>>6089716

science is learned.

philosophy is experienced. [spoilers] and learned

>> No.6089786

>>6089773

and learned
: ]

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6089809

Quite a few psychoanalysts got their M.A. and even B.A. in philosophy and english, then went to training school (2/4-6 years depending on where you go).

>> No.6089815

>>6089773

I feel like you could argue that science (math in particular) is experienced, too...

>> No.6089821

>>6089693
>>6089747
you know i thought about that when I had accidently written "maken" and just decided to leave it that way to upset autists, and because that's how i would have pronounced it

>>6089746
>Like another anon said, salary w/o location doesn't mean much. Might live in Cali or something
this job was with whirlpool hq in southwestern michigan. plenty of rich people with houses on the lake, but you can rent apartments close by for super cheap, like a 1 bdrm for $450/month. pretty cheap but it wasn't a salary i was willing to settle for

>> No.6089824

>>6089716
Well, I'd argue a lot of philosophy falls under 'general culture' that all educated people should have an understanding of, as opposed to Computer Science, but I agree with your overall point that knowledge is far more specialized today.

>> No.6089831

>>6089815

nope. its boring repetition.

basically, anyone can do it and if they can't, then you know they are REALLY retarded.

>> No.6089835

>>6088680

This line of thinking is correct.

Permit yourself a humanities degree in one of two cases:
1) You are at an ivy-league university
2) You do not care about financial comfort.

That's pretty much it.

>> No.6089840

Not /lit/, but has anyone here ever taken a Quantitative Methods for Social Sciences class?

What was the experience like? I may be taking such a course in the near future.

>> No.6089850

>>6089835
You forgot:

3) you're able to be financially comfortable without employment

>> No.6089864

>>6089831

I mean in a more general, subliminal kinda way. Like how they say that people do calculus subconsciously when trying to catch a ball or something.

But you're just talking about memorizing facts/theorems and shit, which...idk, if you have a piss poor memory, that doesn't necessarily mean you're retarded

>> No.6089866

>2015
>not going with anthropology

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>>6089866


Right

>> No.6089887

>>6089840
I thought it was really boring, though the statistical concepts were interesting. I might have had a boring professor.

Most of our class was devoted to recording data through surveys, and inputting the data into SPSS and manipulating it. I know someone else who took the same class with a different professor though, and hers was much more focused on the conceptual processes (though they also did labs).

>> No.6089891

>>6089343

I work in the IT field, and I do documentation for products for a mid-sized company. After graduating college, I worked odd jobs (sometimes two at a time) while applying, and it took me roughly a year and a few months out of college until I landed the job I currently work in. This was a little over two years ago, so (hopefully) the economy is a little better now then it used to be. It's a real shit-show but you have to keep at it, even past the point of wanting to give up and jump off a bridge (I was in that position many times).

>>6089457

It depends a lot. I usually work 8 hour days, sometimes less. The job is quite relaxed though most of the time (sometimes I'm even afforded time to work on personal writing when projects are slow). We work in Agile (which I suggest everyone learn if you want to work corporate), so I will look at all the tasks that Development is doing for the day, determine if they need documentation, and work with them to get it done that day. It's much easier then it might seem.

>>6089641

I started at 55k. I had a very full resume in terms of work experience, and even though it wasn't related to the industry I was applying for, it allowed me to negotiate for much higher then they wanted to give me. I asked my boss why he hired me after I got settled in and he said it was because I had been working pretty much without gaps since I was 16, which he liked and didn't see a lot in young people's resumes today.

>> No.6089909

>>6089831
No, upper level math classes are the most difficult classes one can take in university.

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6089939

>tfw mechanical engineer and never had to worry about a job

>> No.6089961

>Applying to Chapman and various other schools to pursue screenwriting.
Am I fucked /lit/?

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>>6089939
>mfw you're still a dumb frogposter

>> No.6090009

>>6089831
Confirmed for never taking math past calculus

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>>6088118
I'm going to be a cool guy. it's going to be cool.

>> No.6090021

>>6089909

>hasn't taken an advanced metaphysics course

suck my fucking dick. then you'll know hard.

>>6089864

lol maybe, lemme think about that for a bit.

>> No.6090034

>>6088901
:^)

>> No.6090043

>>6089831
Is this what people really tell themselves?

>> No.6090049

>>6089412
And sucking cock, but that story is written on another page...

>> No.6090054

Teaching philosophy

>> No.6090067

>>6090054

how do i do that

>> No.6090081

>>6089961
Yes.

I have three friends who have done this. NYU, around LA, good schools.

Do not do this. If you care about security or income.

>> No.6090089

>>6090067

How do you do what?

I got a philosophy doctorate, I don't know how you call it in europe or america but it's the highest possible degree. So I a qualified to teach philosophy.

I teach Ethics, Philosphy of Science and I used to teach Philosohpy of Law.

>> No.6090310

>>6090081
What are your friends doing now?

>> No.6090331

I think I may want to go into linguistic research

anyone here major in ligustics?

>> No.6090362

>>6090331
it's not what you expect it to be

>> No.6090378

>>6090362
explain pls

>> No.6090380

>>6090378
nah

>> No.6090403

>>6090310

One of them's writing propaganda videos for Microsoft. He's in charge of the subliminal messaging.

>> No.6090722

>>6089891
>better now then it used to be
>then

Also, you put every job since 16 on resume? And it was a good thing?

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>>6089821
They're autists for calling out the "junior copywriter" on "maken." Right.

>> No.6090759

If you like to think and read and write, go into law. A lot of students are disappointed with law school because they thought it'd be like TV, when lawyers spend most of their days reading and writing.

Government is in desperate need of good writers. You know our era is a sad one when "Yes we can" is actually considered a great speech.

>> No.6090781

>>6088501

neither law school nor the practice of law depend on one's ability to 'debate abstract principles'

STEM majors tend to outperform liberal arts/humanities majors on the LSAT and tend to get better jobs because they're the only ones qualified to get the sweet IP, patent, tech etc. jobs.

believe me im a senior in poli sci with good grades, but dont kid yourself into thinking law school is the respite to your early 20's crisis-- especially if youre in philosophy or english.

>> No.6090816

>>6090759

this is misleading. if you really enjoy thinking and reading and writing you should consider becoming a writer.

if you can tolerate reading soul crushing texts and drafting mind numbing documents you should consider law. of course this wouldnt necessarily apply to you if you have a particular interest or passion in practicing law itself. but then again since the only type of law that one could actually make a living off of is firm work, and given that firm work is so banal, thats hard to imagine.

>> No.6090917

>>6090759
>>6090816
Isn't the law job market really shitty these days?

>> No.6090920

>>6090816
>soul crushing texts and drafting mind numbing documents

No, this is misleading. Law isn't tits and explosions, but if that's your bag write schlock for Hollywood.

>> No.6090930

>>6090917
For bad students, yes. Sucks you can't drift through law school with bad grades and get a great job anyway, anymore. Life's tough.

>> No.6091058

>>6090917
Yes, big gamble. Large debt and only jobs for the top 15-20% really. As much as everyone likes to believe they are super special, there is a large talent pool and a lot of hard working people out there. Also there are traits such as people skills and attractiveness which come into play for high income as a lawyer. On an purely economical basis it's only worth it to the very top percentile, unless, you genuinely want to become a lawyer.

The fact they try to sell a law degree as a general business type qualification should tell you about the state of the job market for lawyers. Job numbers for lawyers post graduation released from unis are utter shit, and generally count all work in the numbers. Works 8 hours a week at start bucks = +1 employed legal graduate employee.

>> No.6091062

>>6088135
Philosophy majors have the highest passing rate for med school entrance exams, strange fact really.

>> No.6091236

>>6089831
Doing math and really understanding math are two very different things. Even a monkey could learn the first, the second is pretty rare even between STEM majors.

>> No.6091262

>>6089394
Become a priest

>> No.6091270

>>6088118
Teacher. Professor if I have good remarks.

>> No.6091450

>>6091062
Medical schools do not have "entrance exams."

>> No.6091463 [DELETED] 

Started off flipping burgers (or watching a machine flip them, which is probably depressing), worked at sports stadiums as a steward, worked as a waiter in a hotel with a bunch of Slovaks, French, Spaniards, Romanians etc, worked in a pub, now working full-time as an office junior while trying to get my first novella published (probably not gonna happen) and working on my second book which is written in the second person

>> No.6091464

>>6090759
LAW IS PLEB AS FUCK AND EVIL

>> No.6091480

english degree:
worked my way up the corporate ladder from call center to database reporter. dropped it and moved to nyc. did more database reporting for a nonprofit.

>> No.6091487 [DELETED] 

>>6091480
What's database reporting?

>> No.6091494

>>6091487
finding numbers using SQL, Access, &c

>> No.6091500 [DELETED] 

>>6091494
Full-time work sucks

>> No.6091505

>>6091500
true but it paid off my debts. i'm working part time in retail now and there's a bunch of qts and material for writing but it's financially unsustainable. i need to go back to programming.

>> No.6091527

>>6088118
Editing at a media/advertising company.

Choices post-uni were retail, customer service or a couple of editing spots. Networked the fuck out of one in particular that offered health insurance, generous holiday and leave benefits, close to home.

50% of the job is talking to clients so you get as clear an idea as possible with what they want. Then the artists, designers and wizards go to work on said product. Everything they do ends up at my station for proof-reading, editing and checking. The artists and I are bros because I spend more time talking the clients around to why x's font and approach is beneficial to their vision. They usually piss and moan about it "not being what they want" but these people rarely "know." Meanwhile, we have broken multi-million dollar deals and hired 11 new people in the last quarter. Not bad for a 2-year-old operation.

Started at $40k, up to $47k because muh expansionist economy. Should be up to $55k this year (renew contract in April) because we all work well together, and I don't fuck around while I'm at work.

>> No.6091546

>>6091505
Move to Portland and we can split the bills while we both work part-time retail and write.

Retail is so much more fun than any office job I've had.

>> No.6091557

>>6091546
its like you enjoy being a failure

>> No.6091561

>>6091450
Not entrance exams as such, I don't know what they're called in the states in Australia it's GAMSAT. The tests you are required to take to enter medical training.

>> No.6091562

>>6091546
I really like retail, my wardrobe is pretty nice now, but I'm stuck in Seattle because of family stuff. We can hang out at Oregon Country Fair.

>> No.6091564

>>6091557
I'm going to school, though.

>> No.6091566 [DELETED] 

>>6091557
Good goy

>>6091546
>tfw no qt writer buddy to rent a small place and work part-time while encouraging each others' writing

>> No.6091577

>>6091562
I think I've missed it every year, actually. But you've encouraged me to not forget this time and finally go.

>>6091566
It's the dream. I've got a couple people I'm considering moving in with and they're all great friends of mine, but none are writers, although a couple are actors which is alright.

>> No.6091605

Teacher is the only respectable answer. If you become a "tech writer" or work in advertising or copy, you're a spineless faggot who might as well have majored in business.

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>>6088204

>Tying "getting a job" so deeply to education has perverted the whole point of higher education, it's truly a shame.

Mon nègre!

The only intelligent comment ITT. And from a tripfag, no less

>> No.6091909

>>6090722

No, I put my college work and spoke about my experience before that as a buffer (IE: "I have these jobs but I've been working since 16"). Also I didn't job hop and despite having that much experience, only had about four jobs to list.

>> No.6091916

Well, you can work at libraries with it
Or become a phil/ethics/logic professor

>> No.6091919

>>6088118
work hard and you'll be fine

probably not swimming in lakes of money, but maybe enough to fill a bathtub

>> No.6091930

>>6088118

I did loads of things. I taught English overseas, finally ended up working for an oil company, which was kind of fun. Had nothing to do with my degree though.

I also played poker for five years for my bread, again, degree unrelated, but I did kind of perfect my poker skills at uni.

>> No.6091934

>>6088563

I read somewhere that the vast majority of STEM graduates work in fields utterly unrelated - there just aren't enough engineering etc. jobs to go round, so there's qualified architects working at MacDo just to make ends meet.

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6091947

Where do people start? Im looking for a more productive hobby, I don't want to just consume shit anymore. I want to be able to read something and take away from it, apply

>> No.6091955

>>6088433
>majoring in your hobby

Indeed, law here.

>> No.6091956

I'm a software engineer now.

Wish I was writing for papers though, or doing something humanities based.

>> No.6091957

What can a guy with a degree in classics and a masters in spanish do?

Help me /lit/

>> No.6091958

History major/English minor. I work in a law office and go to grad school for something unrelated. I moved out of my parents' and I'm doing ok. I don't have loans from my undergrad but I'm accruing some from grad school. Cost of living is fairly cheap where I am because I live in a ghetto major Northern US city.

>> No.6092075

>>6091947
Spend 10% of your time reading and 90% on thinking about what you have just read. The more you do this, the better you become at it.

>> No.6092146

>>6092075
What are some good beginner texts?

>> No.6092157

>>6092075

stop posting.

read fucking all of the time. have a journal where you keep your reflections after you read something and then KEEP READING. do not fill all of your time with just mere thinking, you will become an autodidact. reflection is critical but read as much as you can.

start with plato. there are a trilion different resources on how to get started on reading philosophy. go to reddit's philosophy (or askphilosophy) page and read the side bar.

>> No.6092281

>>6091957
>masters in a Romance language
>actually paying to waste four years of your life being taught one of the easiest languages on the planet

Are you mentally retarded? You could be the next Werner von Braun and if I saw "masters of Spanish" on your resume I would trash it without a second thought.

>> No.6092409

>>6091947
>wanting to be 'productive'

Productive towards what end? Viewing productivity as inherently good is a protestant pleb meme.

>> No.6092460

I wanted to major in English/Litshit, etc. but i ended up doing major Pollysci with a minor in english, and am now working on my juris doctorate in lawschool (2nd year).

Job wise, I worked at a courthouse (in varying degrees due to consistent promotions) for 5 or 6 years starting near the end of highschool up through undergrad. Once I got into lawschool I dropped that and now I work two jobs while I school: 'legal intern' at one company and then 'legal intern researcher' at another.

I've gotten a few of my friends who have english major stuff

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>>6092460
Woops, clicked submit without meaning to:

I've gotten a few of my friends who have english majors jobs at my past work, or just connections with people I know who have job openings.

The main thing my litbros have a hard time with is just flat out getting their first job, since most of them (despite my protests) hold high expectations on what their first job will be, and refuse shit-tier jobs, which I think are necessary just to flush out your resume.

Main thing has just been connections still, more-so than major.


i just want to be zizek and eat bugs all day

>> No.6092513

>>6092157
Wrong. Integrating the things you read into your own edifices is way more time consuming than reading shit. This is analogous to eating (reading) and digestion (thinking),

>> No.6092559

>>6092157
Another thing: I don't think you know what it means to be an autodidact. Don't use that word again.

>> No.6092701

Is a Comparative Lit. degree worth it?

>> No.6092782

>>6088118
>English degrees
Junior Copywriter at an advertising agency, but I did an internship for half a year, which you should do while still a student. Afterwards you become a trainee, which is a slightly less exploited internish person, and now I'm a copywriter, although I also do consultingy things and get paid closer to consulting (which is more than copywriting generally).

>> No.6093460

Surprised at the lack of paralegals. Many of my peers that studied philosophy ended up in law firms.

>> No.6093532

>>6088204
this is so true and it is deeply depressing.

>> No.6094361

>>6092475
>>6092460

I do believe we know each other irl, good sir! There is only one law student I have met who would use that picture.

I never tire of hearing your nuanced explanations btw.

>> No.6094366

>>6092782
just a question, how much do you make salary?

i'm a junior copywriter and make 38k salary

>> No.6095101

>>6091450
>>6091561
Most schools in the US require the MCAT.

>> No.6095183

>>6089639

Speaking as a 4th year engineering student I can tell you that you don't need Calc 2 after 1st year.
(speaking as a CivE)
I mean, we needed calc and linear algebra for continuum mechanics and formulation of differential equations for numerical analysis, but only those two courses, and they don't expect you to do the extreme math on exams so you can just use Wolfram for your assignments.

>> No.6095547

>>6088204
Can't believe people eat this shit up, some artist types are too far removed from reality.

If you can't see how it is inevitable higher education becomes deeply linked to getting a (good) job in a capitalist society there is no hope for you.

>> No.6095558

>>6088223
Not sure why they do let them in but it's a fact philosophy majors have the highest acceptance rate into med school.

There is a lot of screening involved in going to med-school, not all of it is related to school.

>> No.6095563

>>6088451
>A friend of mine with a philosophy degree works as an engineer

He doesn't do any real engineering, or you're from a third world country. It's generally illegal, or useless as a qualified engineer is required for a lot of sign offs or design work.

Despite the fact STEM majors can't communicate as you say they still destroy the arts majors on accounts of graduate employment numbers and income.

>> No.6095613

English lit BA, communications MA. Tech writer, 10 years experience, 90K. Software is where the demand is highest. I now know how to use Linux and write Python scripts and read Java. I hate my life, but it's so darn comfortable that I refuse to change.

>> No.6095716

Patent Agent. Needed to go through some hoops before I was qualified to take exams. But it's comfy; it pays a lot; I have a shot at partnership at a Law Firm w/o a law degree, or an advanced degree; I've been publishing technical, non-fiction for a while.

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>>6094361
adam-kun

>> No.6095896

>>6089582
You probably aren't that dumb. Keep working on your maths skills and study hard and you will be fine. If you want a well paid job it's probably best to study a degree in a STEM subject. Don't let your lack of confidence stop you from making the right decision.

>> No.6095912 [DELETED] 

>>6091527
Age?

>> No.6095932

>>6088509
>implying there is not an easier way to describe STEM things to other people

>> No.6095966

>>6092281

>4 years
>Modern Language

It's 1 year and it is a Master of Research, should have made that clear.

I'm already following on to a PhD so I know what I will be doing, just wanted to know what 'real' jobs I could pull

Stay mad

>> No.6095967

>>6092281

Also, you have to be 100% fluent before entering the course, it is not about teaching you the language but rather doing research on it. One fellow classmate is doing Medieval Spanish, reading original manuscipts while another is doing pedagogy and applied linguistics..

>> No.6096197

>tfw Math major/English minor
>As long as I get at least a M.S. in Math I'm guaranteed a half decent job
>If I can't get a master's then my degree is useless

>> No.6096212

English freshmen in the best university in my 2nd world country.
Will probably end up as an English teacher in my hometown if my fairytale of studying Law in the UK or USA does not come true.

>> No.6096218

>>6096212
>fairytale

That's about right. As someone who's currently typing this in a Contracts class in a top 20 law school, just stay far away.

>> No.6096239

>>6096218
Thank you for the encouragement :^)

>> No.6096279

>>6095547

Was gemein sein kann, hat immer nur wenig Werth.

As far as the humanities are concerned, the plebs and utilitarians have turned an institution that was meant to educate the noble and turned it into a training institution.

If you want to learn a trade, to earn a certificate, to prove that you will make a good servant, fine, but stay the fuck out of my university.

It began with the democratising foolishness of the 1960s, when they started slapping up concrete edu-warehouses for the mediocre baby boomers. Now the system is completely debased. Everyone and anyone can get in, and the degrees are worthless. However, the jig is up. It's gradually dawning on the boomers' kids that an Arts degree is inadequate preparation for their future lives as slaves.

>> No.6096328

I'm so glad so many people have bought into thinking that they will be 'saved' if they go to college and pick any subject. It saves me the competition for my engineering future.

I took 2 classes in Philosophy as electives, and although they do probably help your writing skills and critical thought to some extent, they will not help you acquiring good problem solving skills. There is a clear distinction between being able to analytically solve a engineering problem and thinking critically about a textual statement.