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6029211 No.6029211 [Reply] [Original]

I just realized something. Zoroaster was the prophet of the Avestan language, Moses of Hebrew, Jesus of (eventually) Greek and Latin, Muhammed of Arabic, but has there also ever been a prophet of the English language?

>> No.6029232
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6029232

>>6029211

THEY WERE NOT "PROPHETS OF LANGUAGE" —WHATEVER THAT MEANS; THEY WERE SPIRITUAL PROPHETS.

>> No.6029240

>>6029232

Prove it

>> No.6029246

>>6029211

Joseph Smith

>> No.6029248

>>6029240

YOU ARE "STUPID".

>> No.6029255

>>6029248
Language = spirit foo

>> No.6029257

>>6029248
>>6029232
C...caps guy? Are you back?

>> No.6029403

>>6029232
Rei, why are you back? Don't you have that other imageboard to lord over?

>> No.6029431

>>6029211
Jesus in Latin? Are you fucking stupid? He spoke Aramaic. If you say he was "eventually a Latin prophet" then he was "eventually" an English one as well. Fuck sake.

>> No.6029559

King Arthur

Deal With It

>> No.6029568

>>6029211
Joseph Smith

>> No.6029578

The man we call Shakespeare

>> No.6029610

>>6029211
>Jesus of (eventually) Greek and Latin
Topkek you mean Aramaic

>> No.6029637

Margery Kempe

>> No.6031086

>>6029211
Edgar Cayce

>> No.6031217

>>6029431
>>6029610

He spoke armenic. :D

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6031234

>>6029211
>Jesus of (eventually) Greek and Latin

>> No.6031250

Milton is the only prophet we need

>> No.6031262
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6031262

>tfw your prophet is the epitome of aryan perfection
why bother believing in anything inferior anon?

>> No.6031285

>>6029211
wtf how do you give Jesus to greek and latin? If i follow your shit logic correctly, wouldn't he be the English prophet?

Anyway it's Adam Smith, english speakers worship the free market.

>> No.6031314

charles dickens

>> No.6031319

>>6031285

No, originally he spoke Aramaic that was then translated into Greek and Latin relatively quickly. He's far from an English prophet, he just has insane staying power because he's right.

Anyway, by your logic OP the prophet of the English language would be Joseph Smith. Mormonism is growing at some insane pace or something.

>> No.6032354

>>6029211

WOW, sick realization. OP you must be a genius of some sort for having come to such a profound and original understanding of ancient holy men.

>> No.6032363

>>6029431
He's wrong about Latin, but Jesus probably did speak Koine Greek m8

>> No.6032605

>>6031319
% of the population wise and that's only cus they breed like rats and attract stupid people. no mormon will ever run a country unless they finally annex utah.

>> No.6033015

>>6029568
the only true answer

>> No.6033019

>>6029246
This is the only correct answer in the entire thread, he was actually a prophet of a (pseudo)religion and he was american. There you have it lefties

>> No.6033190

>>6033019
>implying capitalism isn't a religion

other guy was right, its Adam Smith

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6033238

>>6029248
he's even responding..

wb m8, every time i eat chocolate while smoking a cig i think 'bout u

>> No.6033252

Garl Marx :DDDD

>> No.6033398

Henry VIII

>> No.6034010

>>6031314
Agreed.