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You ever fap to something shameful in a book /lit/?

When I was 16 I read some shitty book by Dan Brown that had a chapter where this prostitute fucks an extremely fat man who gets shot while they're having sex and then she gets shot as well. Not proud of that one.

>> No.6017350

>>6017345
I fap to Kolsti's postmetapostpostmodernistprepostmodern tumblr ramblings.

>> No.6017356

>>6017345
I tugged it to the part in Snow Crash where Hiro is worried about getting gang fucked by Chinese pirates

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One time, I fapped to The Cat in The Hat.
Very proud of that one.

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>> No.6017372

>>6017371
rolling 1-7

>> No.6017374

>>6017345
I jerked it to the first sex scene in the Godfather when i was like twelve. Then hid the book under my bed

>> No.6017376

>>6017371
>>6017372
lady in the middle is for high test alpha males only

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>>6017371

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I just couldn't, I just felt his presence over me the whole time as if he were watching me over my shoulder thinking.

>> No.6017385

>>6017345
Sade.

>> No.6017410

I fapped like crazy to the sex scenes in Wizard and Glass by Stephen King. How he managed to slip all that underage sex in, I'll never know and never care; it was great for my teenage self.

Sometimes I go back and fap to it for old time's sake.

>> No.6017413

>>6017410
>and fap to it for old time's sake.

Stroke it again, Sam.

>> No.6017421

>>6017413
I was thinking about it since this thread reminded me and I'm kinda in the mood for a good jerkin right now.

We'll see how it goes.

>> No.6017422

I used to buy Clive Barker novels exclusively for his sex scenes. For a gay horror writer, he could get me harder than Chinese math class.

>> No.6017473

I once fapped to a brief description of characters having sex. I forget what book it was, and now I'm annoyed that I can't remember it. I think it was about people who were stranded on an iceberg that was going to explode and one of them was afraid of ice? I stopped one chapter in.

>> No.6017492

>>6017345
The generals daughters - The idiot

>> No.6017505

>>6017345
>be 13
>read lots of mercedes lackey books
>encounter firey sex scene between what i can only describe as magical native americans
>those three pages are now more bent than any other book i own
>hide in back of bookshelf so mom never sees
>much shame

was over 10 years ago but still feel weird when i think about it lol

>> No.6017510

Fapped on several occaisons to the sex-scenes in American Psycho, right up to the point where he kills them. I didn't get off on the violence, and wasn't brave enough to try, but the sexual descriptions beforehand were super arousing for a 14 year old boy like me

>> No.6017516

In an OOP book called The Plantation, the scene where the brother eats out his sister.

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In "The Clan of the Cave Bear" I fapped at the where the female protagonist was raped by a Neanderthal

>> No.6018464

>>6017345
I fapped half my way through Justine
no shame
no guilt

it's a weak book tho

>> No.6018468

>>6017345
I fapped to a scene in a Wilbur Smith novel were some Nazi archeologist gets is sexy assistant to dress up in the relics of an ancient Egyptian queen and then fucks her on a sarcophogus.

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>>6018468

>you will never fuck an assistant of yours in a sarcophagus while she is wearing 2000-year old Egyptian jewelry

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>>6018489
Better version, champ.

>> No.6018516

>>6018491

Nah, son

>> No.6018695

>>6017421
I'm in a bus for 4 more hours next to a qt. Fapping will have to wait.

>> No.6018709

That gang rape in Blindness
It felt kinda weird