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Official power rankings

Philosophers (Protestant)
1. Hegel
2. Kant
3. Berkeley

Writers (Protestant)
1. Shakespeare
2. Milton
3. Blake

Philosophers (Catholicism)
1. Descartes
2. Augustine
3. Leibniz

Writers (Catholicism)
1. Dante
2. Boccaccio
3. Tolkien


Philosophers (Hellenismos)
1. Heraclitus
2. Parmenides
3. Plato

Writers (Hellenismos)
1. Homer
2. Vergil
3. Sophocles

Philosophers (Other, includes Atheism)
1. Spinoza
2. Hume
3. Nietzsche

Writers (Other, includes atheism)
1. Kafka
2. Chekhov
3. Bierce

>> No.6007038

shit

>> No.6007058

This list is eurocentric

>> No.6007102

>number 2 Catholic writer
>not Gene Wolfe
SHGGIDY
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6007289

>No Aristotle for Hellenismos
>Not Ovid instead of Vergil for Hellenismos
>No Thomas Aquinas for Catholics

>> No.6007292

Christians and Hellenists should be banned on sight

>> No.6007294

Shakespeare was secretly Catholic.

>> No.6007301

Where's Popper, Wittgenstein, Russell, Moore, Carnap, Frege, Ayer, Quine, Putnam, Plantinga or Kripke? Why do you like pseudo-intellectual, unscientific continental 'philosophers' so much?

>> No.6007306

>>6007029
What's going on with that ceiling tile?

>> No.6007311

>>6007029
>Catholic writers
>no C S Lewis

>Best Catholics philosophers
>Leibniz

garbage as fuck rankings

>> No.6007317

>>6007311
G. K. Chesterton I mean
I mixed up the C's

alcohol didn't help

>> No.6007318

>>6007294
Shakespeare was secretly your mom.
Fite me.

>> No.6007327

>leibniz third
>no aquinas

>shakespeare
>milton
>protestant

>no o'connor

none of those writers or philosophers ascribed to that ridiculous meme religion hellenismos

>> No.6007331

>>6007318
What are you 12 years old? Many scholars believe he was likely Catholic instead of Anglican.

>> No.6007332

Shakey mightve been a secret catholic

>> No.6007337

>>6007294
one of the better shakespeare conspiracies but that doesn't make it true

i think he had a lot of catholic cobwebs lying around but there's no way he cared enough to actually be a practicing catholic in secret

>> No.6007345

>>6007327
how are you going to make the argument that milton was catholic

>> No.6007348

>>6007301
Hume is like a proto analytic philosopher

>> No.6007359

>Catholicism / and or other
>no James Joyce

>> No.6007362

>>6007348
Yes, but he didn't have access to advanced scientific and mathematical knowledge as the logical positivists and modern analytics.

>> No.6007364

>>6007301
>pseudo-intellectual, unscientific continental 'philosophers'
Lmao

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6007371

>No Orthodox category
>Putting Tolkien as good at anything but Linguistics.

E. Orthodox writers
>Freddie D.
>Dostoyevsky
>The guy who wrote TBK and C&P

>> No.6007375

>>6007331
Meet me irl bro.

>> No.6007379

>>6007289

This

>> No.6007386

For writers:
Replace Kafka with Tolstoy. Replace Boccaccio with Chaucer. Blake is Gnostic, replace with Dickens. Bierce shouldn't even be up there, replace with Pushkin. Replace Chekhov with Dostoevsky.

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>>6007364
>hurr science is too hard
>I'll make up my own words and Capitalise them for no Reason

>> No.6007390

>>6007289
Virgil>Ovid

How could you think Ovid is better than Virgil?

>> No.6007434

>>6007327
They actually were just ascribed to in the OP.

>> No.6007449

>>6007029
Kant was a christian

>> No.6007454

Laozi and Confu conspicuously absent + the 4 great classical chinese novels. Based Wittgenstein absent. At least you didn't put Ayn Rand on.

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>>6007454
>eastern 'philosophy'

>> No.6007498

>>6007345
his frothing at the mouth anti-catholicism makes it a sure thing. like how closeted gays are the most vehement homo bashers

>>6007434
yeah i'm saying that op's a fag

>> No.6007500

>>6007058
Nigger plz go back to the jungle

>> No.6007501
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6007501

>Hume instead of Schopenhauer

>> No.6007505

>>6007501
nigger schopenhauer sucks

>> No.6007518

>>6007482
>eastern anything

>> No.6007525

>>6007518
my bad which way to the site for chinese cartoons

>> No.6007526

>>6007505
Don't touch me you filthy optimist

>> No.6007536

>>6007498
>yeah i'm saying that op's a fag
No, you're a fag for using "ascribing" instead of "subscribing".

>> No.6007552

>>6007526
he just injects will to power into kant's noumena, spins some eastern joojoo magic and calls it a day. he is a boring ass, busted ass nigga and i'll take that charlatan hegel over him any day. at least he's fun

>> No.6007553

>>6007525
>>>/a/

>> No.6007569

>>6007552
He also reduces Kant's categories into 4 much simpler, more intuitive groupings. His dissertation is probably more important than World as Will.

Also he doesn't inject will to power, he doesn't even call it will to power. As a matter of fact he's the reason Nietzsche has will to power.

>> No.6007570

>>6007536
yeah op *ascribes* homonismos to writers and philosophers who it is highly doubtful *subscribed* to homonismos considering its faggy meme status

>> No.6007595

>>6007570
Yeah, I'm sure they were people who surfed 4chan and didn't like Hellenismos because it's too mainstream here.

>> No.6007841

>>6007518
Eastern food is nice