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6006852

Read/Expected/Got Anonymous Thu Jan 15 22:37:53 2015 No.6006852 [Reply] [Original]

One of these threads. No Korn, please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 22:43:14 2015 No.6006881 File: 107 KB, 970x473, What I thought of post office.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 00:16:22 2015 No.6007326 File: 222 KB, 970x473, neverDrinkingEvianEverAgain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6006852

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 01:01:14 2015 No.6007524 File: 1.32 MB, 2292x888, Purgatorio.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please, no corn father.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 01:02:21 2015 No.6007532 File: 691 KB, 2292x888, Franny and Zooey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 01:03:12 2015 No.6007540 File: 840 KB, 1291x533, AutismResponses.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 01:03:45 2015 No.6007544 File: 486 KB, 2292x888, WIR___WIE___WIG_by_Qt75Rx1 copy copy2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 01:04:29 2015 No.6007550 File: 869 KB, 1594x648, tundra.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 01:04:29 2015 No.6007551 File: 488 KB, 849x565, you raise a valid point, corn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6007540 True beauty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 01:07:56 2015 No.6007572 >>6007540 i love eating corn on the cob but for some reason hate it when the kernels have been taken off

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 01:11:15 2015 No.6007590 File: 226 KB, 1520x1138, Garmonbozia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6007572 Sacrilege.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 01:28:01 2015 No.6007646 File: 160 KB, 1008x576, 1418378544669.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 06:18:01 2015 No.6008501 File: 338 KB, 1066x466, good double.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] test

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 06:22:35 2015 No.6008509 >>6007540 >b-but there was no corn before Columbus discovered the Americas

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 06:29:01 2015 No.6008519 File: 444 KB, 1291x533, commentaries.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 08:46:33 2015 No.6008826 >>6007540 I was reading Hamilton's Mythology and she was talking about the Corn Goddess and how important corn was to the harvest. All I could think of was this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 09:22:27 2015 No.6008931 >>6008826 I had a similar experience when I read Children of The Corn by Stephen King and I imagined these little Julius Caesars running around stabbing people. Couldn't stop laughing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 10:07:17 2015 No.6009063 >>6008519 cec

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 10:09:46 2015 No.6009072 template?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 10:16:05 2015 No.6009092 File: 700 KB, 1291x675, dostoidioso.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6006852 True story

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 10:53:17 2015 No.6009230 >>6007540 I just want everyone to know that i still laugh EVERY time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 12:21:42 2015 No.6009585 >>6007532 this! every second sentence was a description of someone lighting a cigarette, putting out a cigarette, getting a cigarette out of his pack of cigarettes etc. good novel, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 12:33:12 2015 No.6009637 >>6009092 you got a murder crime scene, an american general, a chubby woman with a dove and a bunch of slav sluts?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 12:42:45 2015 No.6009685 >>6007544 i got the tess of d'urbervilles, is it any good?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 12:45:52 2015 No.6009694 >>6009685 Tess is a fantastic book. Really, all Hardy is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 13:10:03 2015 No.6009775 >>6009637 You obviously know its not. The pictures don't have to be exactly what is being described, most people can make an educated guess at what he means.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 23:19:16 2015 No.6012023 File: 116 KB, 800x388, 1419900551767.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6007540 please no, corn father

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 23:23:38 2015 No.6012035 >>6009637 >russian general >generals daughters >painting of Nastasya Filipovna >murder

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 23:40:51 2015 No.6012080 >>6007572 Everyone thinks I'm insane for feeling this way. It tastes fucking weird off the cob.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 11:08:55 2015 No.6013805 File: 1.68 MB, 2292x888, Finnegan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 11:18:52 2015 No.6013853 >>6009092 Is that the Laser guy from C&C Generals?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 18:01:06 2015 No.6015427 >>6007532 If that is how you saw it, then mission accomplished.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 21:22:35 2015 No.6016384 >>6013805 This, Joyce is a fucking genius. I can't believe a human could write something so brilliantly complex.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 21:30:49 2015 No.6016447 File: 834 KB, 2292x888, The Trial.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 21:34:34 2015 No.6016467 >>6008501 Makes me lol every time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 21:35:36 2015 No.6016474 >>6009092 Never expected to see Serebro on /lit/. >tfw no Olga gf

>>	None !oiTrxK.Meg Sat Jan 17 21:36:11 2015 No.6016478 >>6016447 Seriously? I just started the novel and am going in pretty much expecting what you expected? Kafka was that kinky eh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 21:44:11 2015 No.6016548 >>6016447 I don't remember anything sexy at all in The Trial.

>>	None !nH3yUUYAVY Sat Jan 17 21:55:32 2015 No.6016613 >>6016447 really? imma pick this shit up

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 22:01:22 2015 No.6016638 >>6016548 "she cried out at once 'you've kissed me!' Hastily, with open mouth, she climbed up his lap on her knees"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 22:03:43 2015 No.6016660 >>6016548 that's because you've never had sex. joking m8 ad hominem but really you read the book and didn't discern any sexual tension? it's the most vivid impression i have when i recall the book. although that picture is a bit of hyperbole...kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 22:07:31 2015 No.6016685 >>6013805 You should watch the movie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 22:11:34 2015 No.6016707 >>6007540 CORN ORNC RNCO NCOR

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 22:20:24 2015 No.6016733 >>6009230 i do too i even went to the archive and now im in tears reading this thread >>/lit/thread/5946010#p5946028

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 22:33:15 2015 No.6016772 >>6016660 Not really. It's been a long time and I read a really old translation. It was my first year of college and I saw sex in everything else so it's crazy I didn't see it there too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 22:49:14 2015 No.6016832 >>6013805 Ma nigga, I honestly think it was the greatest thing ever written.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 23:07:41 2015 No.6016924 File: 761 KB, 1338x563, ziz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 23:10:34 2015 No.6016940 File: 1.38 MB, 1787x913, fandabidozi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] for any other sleepless brit/lit/ present

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 23:12:09 2015 No.6016944 >>6016940 They've always scared the shit out of me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 23:20:21 2015 No.6016975 >>6016940 Why did you read this lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 23:22:51 2015 No.6016981 File: 1.20 MB, 2308x896, mobydick.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6006852

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 00:02:10 2015 No.6017140 File: 515 KB, 1024x576, children of dune.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guy who did >>6006852 here, just finished Children. It was okay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 00:03:40 2015 No.6017145 File: 240 KB, 1710x646, v..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6006852

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 00:24:22 2015 No.6017208 File: 1.87 MB, 2286x906, im fuggin napoleon bruh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 00:36:49 2015 No.6017268 File: 2.49 MB, 1842x782, Jaws.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck you knew I wasn't a robot a while ago

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 00:38:57 2015 No.6017274 >>6007646 this image sucks, the two right panals are too similar.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 01:07:27 2015 No.6017367 File: 1.21 MB, 1780x748, 1421554234386.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 04:33:58 2015 No.6017804 File: 421 KB, 1291x559, 1420398116578 copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6006852

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 04:42:36 2015 No.6017811 File: 2.08 MB, 2299x904, 234234234234.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 04:51:13 2015 No.6017823 File: 368 KB, 1291x616, jpeg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 06:08:43 2015 No.6017962 >>6017274 The joke is that he thought he was getting Raymond Chandler (noir stuff) who he must have confused with Raymond Carver (short stories depicting lives of mid-western Americans who are just very unhappy people)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 06:15:42 2015 No.6017974 File: 190 KB, 1614x634, faster than sound.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] old but gold

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 07:48:23 2015 No.6018168 >>6017811 good one, but: >no epiphany >no parnell

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 08:06:46 2015 No.6018219 File: 897 KB, 240x181, shame cub.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6007540 oh no, guys. i've been away for so long that you have a new meme AND I DON'T GET IT.

>>	Paradise As A Man !!R8pfUFlliYa Sun Jan 18 08:09:35 2015 No.6018226 >>6007540 corn father pls

>>	Paradise As A Man !!R8pfUFlliYa Sun Jan 18 08:11:43 2015 No.6018231 File: 205 KB, 1291x559, 1420398116578.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Paradise As A Man !!R8pfUFlliYa Sun Jan 18 08:13:20 2015 No.6018235 >>6017145 I'd honestly say the 'expected' is a better description.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 08:23:21 2015 No.6018259 >>6018219 Leave and never return.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 08:27:27 2015 No.6018273 File: 596 KB, 1292x544, 1416965254619.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 08:44:20 2015 No.6018317 >>6017145 not funny or accurate at all

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 08:58:08 2015 No.6018357 File: 160 KB, 970x473, bluebear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] some lazy OC

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 09:14:18 2015 No.6018396 File: 1.79 MB, 2292x888, linengrad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 09:15:59 2015 No.6018400 File: 1.57 MB, 500x278, m2Rfj3b.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6017811 >green peas kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 09:24:22 2015 No.6018421 >>6007540 ayy lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 09:46:25 2015 No.6018465 >>6016548 He literally licks the face of his fine ass neighbour, he fucks the lawyer's chick as well, doesn't he?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 09:52:46 2015 No.6018480 >>6018231 Jesus, that Tintin image really is Kurtz.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 09:57:10 2015 No.6018487 >>6018465 he does still it's like 2 scenes of 3 lines each in the entire book

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 09:58:29 2015 No.6018496 >>6018465 Don't forget the cleaning lady in the court building, The Trial is sexy as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 09:59:26 2015 No.6018499 File: 1013 KB, 1604x720, gysin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 10:14:14 2015 No.6018542 >>6017974 great

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 10:18:34 2015 No.6018553 >>6017974 But it provided heaps of what's in the 'expected' box. And very little, though probably enough, of what's in the 'got' box.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 10:35:33 2015 No.6018584 File: 491 KB, 1007x389, comedy fucking gold.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 10:45:05 2015 No.6018609 >>6018487 Nah, that lawyer chick has more lines than that. She's eyeing him for a bit as well. It's not the main theme, but basically everywhere he goes he's gettin' bitches wet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 13:15:09 2015 No.6019173 >>6007550 Where can I get this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 13:33:58 2015 No.6019276 >>6019173 http://legacy.litwritesabook.com/ its shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 14:59:52 2015 No.6019653 >>6007540 Dankest meme 2015

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 19:12:24 2015 No.6020483 File: 65 KB, 300x240, carlos ruses anot(...).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6019657