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/lit/ let's play a game.

1. Go to Bad Translator
2. Put in the first 3 sentences of a book.
3. Post results here.
4. People guess the book.

>> No.6002321

"I have a lot of patience, I think that if you have heart problems, I think."

>> No.6002348

>>6002302
全然問題と迷惑を掛けるほとんどの人々は私達がそれについての何でもすることができないことが悪い方法で英語、一般に仮定されるがことを是認する。

>> No.6002363

Someone lies, Josef K., he knew he did something bad, but in the morning he was arrested. Every day at eight in the morning they sent him to Breakfast, Mrs. Grubach, Mrs. Grubach, but he didn't come today. However, this has not happened.

>> No.6002365

>>6002363
The Trial

>> No.6002370

>>6002321
Notes from Underground?

>> No.6002374

>>6002370
Correct

>> No.6002387

"The sky in front of the airport, color TV, listening to a dead channel. This is not the case, I'm using this module, I think they have their way with the people around her neck, and statistical data. Because my body will have to deal with drug-d"

>> No.6002411

Happy families are all alike, every unhappy family is unhappy here., Stir in the Oblonskys. A woman sees her husband comes to the French, her family, her husband, says he will continue to live in the same house with him.

>> No.6002423

The weather is good, but not now. It is not too late. if you want to save, or at the end of your contract went out, but all is not as in the movie, It is not easy, and the machine in a world where there is no light"

>> No.6002448

To see the baby. It was very thin, soft clothes, cleaning, instead of the usual Cotton t-Shirt. -A stokes equation in the store, like in the Fire. "

>> No.6002474

This one is pretty obvious but I found it funny anyway.

"The sale: The shoes of the boys that is loaded already"

>> No.6002481

"In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. In the history of this country, I am black and empty, the spirit of God moves over the water. But God is not in the past."

I like it more than the original I think.

>> No.6002484

صراخ to climb into the sky, already in the past, but may be more. ..... It was at the end.

>> No.6002487

>>6002411
The Brothers Karamazov?

>> No.6002500

The thickness of the STAIRHEAD status in the mirror, the mirror, and the beds can increase ungirdled, but the light in the morning don't khí. and start writing a glass: "

>> No.6002505

Thick, Mulligan from the stairhead, such as glass, mirror..... Yellow dressingown, ungridled burning soft morning air. A good glass began to write:

>> No.6002509

>>6002411
Anna Karenina
>>6002505
Ulysses

>> No.6002510

I'm sitting in the office, in the environment of centers and institutes. My opinion, of course, similarly, my dogs, chairs, good room, University Department of wood for the walls Remington brand-hanging on the window in the day), heating, Immigration

>> No.6002515

In Nottingham, the fact that the fate of the people shall be in a woman want

>> No.6002521

>>6002302
As in the Domino Andrew to talk to Steve and then by phone, drive. "You're late," Matt I says. "You neck. Get your shit, you get the fuck from here."

>> No.6002528

"The morning sun comes in the window in the kitchen, Joe kitchen, to buy sugar, then to the left."

>> No.6002546

Mr. Bilbo Baggins End bag, when he announced that celebrates eleventy- first birthday at a party immediately special splendor, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton.

Bilbo is very rich and very unique, where the unexpected return to the disappearance amazing so far, 60 years old, had been a wonder his Shire. He had wealth is now a local legend that is brought back from his journey, it is generally the Hill in the bag since it was full of tunnels stuffed with treasure, what could tell the old fork, believe have.

>> No.6002559

In summer, on the last day ...1608 people were arrested across the city. He personal ambition, intelligence, honor, and more than one year. Objective: to expand my horizons.

>> No.6002562

>>6002387
Is this neuromancer?

>> No.6002566

>>6002423
Gravitys rainbow?

>> No.6002592

hmm, this one might be tough:

For several years in the city of New York society predict storytellers. They met at the time the third Wednesday of every month, to each other in English magic story long, tedious reading paper.
Even after a good slight of any so far - they had a gentleman Magician is to say that would not hurt either magic.

>> No.6002596

"If you really want to know, the first thing you want to know where he was born and spent his strange little, my parents when I was very busy, and me and David Copperfield crap."

>> No.6002603

>>6002596
Catcher in the meme

>> No.6002614

No need, my Sasha! Evidence, especially Sasha, he's dead. Sasha, the God of death, that Sasha's legs, heating, Germany der freedom. Humanität, and justice;...

>> No.6002627

"We smoke the grass, the University of Missouri, student, 1910, when he was nine years old. Eight years ago, probably during the First world war was a victory. Educational certificates"

>> No.6002631

Of course not, because the world is eagerly tools and information, more people will stay for a long time, because, for example, in the last years of the nineteenth century, when you pray, when you read their protection as men,maybe microscope, such as narrow as a human version of the destruction and development of water droplets.

>> No.6002703

>>6002592
Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell

>> No.6003785

"Listen to: Billy pilgrim made. She's already in bed, an old widow, and woke up on the wedding day. "

>> No.6003832
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>>6002481
>tfw software has better prose than you

>> No.6003860

>>6002510
damn, I think IJ's open might be the most recognizable thing in the history of literature.

>> No.6003870

Heat the closure , see the movement, I feel the pigeon poop Devil Dolls, spoon half of me singing , drops, Washington Square Station , blue and Triple , uptown and down the stairs and take a train ... young, beautiful car, mow the Ivy League , YP me exect door advertising products . His character "I understand the idea. You know the type : coming up with the right words to taxi drivers and bartenders and Nedic of Count Letterman Dodgers called his name

>> No.6003883

>>6003870
>uptown and down the stairs and take a train
dang

>> No.6003888

"Brown and white wood-needle floor of the forest, his hands together and high-risk pregnancy, in most pines. "
_____________

"Yellow light comes for two cars, in order to accelerate the speed at a red light. This man is still green brand, the man lit a cigarette."

______________

"I hope not, because this time, this third term. Tonight I'm going to find a home. (for example, to travel on vacation, and then looked at me, and then, square window, and the night I found burning at the same time."

>>6003860
"Sure, eve and Adam's graduation from shore to bend of Bay, brings us to a commodius vicus address back to Howth city centre."

>> No.6003894

>>6003888
ok, Ulysses is on the same floor.

>> No.6003989

"When you buy shoes, the largest shopping centres in the question: have you ever seen People want a new pair of shoes? Zombies, as they began to walk. For the good things. Yes, it's very good...they should have a small 1- Legs, mirror."

>> No.6004014

"Glass, mirror and bed, and a knife for stairhead Mulligan and fats."

>> No.6004023

>>6002484
gavity's ainbow

>> No.6004029

>>6002448
Blood Meridian

>> No.6004041

"For a long time, before I go to bed, sometimes, the light, my eyes almost don't speak too fast, no time ispavas half an hour later, I fell in love, I think I should find time to sleep, I Wake up, I want to make a book that is supposed to represent. As my previous light, and I went, and I thought when I sleep, because I had only read about, but I think it was an amazing change, I think, for me, and now I'm on murder, my Church, a Quartet, the rivalry between Francis I and Charles V"

>> No.6004060

>>6004014

If the first sentence of Ulysses was re-used for Finnegan's Wake.

>> No.6004067

These are the best times, not at the right time is the age of wisdom, it is complete nonsense-century-it was the epoch of belief, it is a period of doubt.

>> No.6004076

"Trailer day long, pale-West campus impact. These documents orange-ray statue mitigation on the Commission and the direction of movement of the roof of the van was loaded with caution to make sure that the box is full of light and heat, coat rack; open, blankets, shoes, shoes, accessories, books, linens, pillows, blankets, cars, pillow, sleeping bag, car, ski, backpack, English and Western headquarters tall ship."

>> No.6004129

>>6004076
D.D - White Noise?

>> No.6004133

>>6004129
correcto

>> No.6004160

In this story, the pain, the outflow of people, I'll try and ethics; people are trying to find places, trying to find the cause of that fall.

>> No.6004177

It still makes shopping tixtri point p, the structure of the economy, brothers, sisters, brothers, a hat, a coat, a big fan of Wes, American, Delaware, elementary school, when dry, oil, oil, oil, brake pads,pockets and exhibits a permanent living room, kitchen, large door in the morning, I'll call David, food, fine pastries,vegetables,fruits, fruit peels, hot honey,speed parliamentary assembly of the Council of Europe, to meet the attack, coaxial cable,home use, for example, Every day, from the back of the room ice and space will be very full role.

>> No.6004243

only first 2 sentences fit, and the name is a giveaway, but...
>Frank,where are you, honey? Where is it? Fox,son, zefal,my wall of Socrates, a lot of time I had to sit in the sun.

>> No.6004256

>>6004243
>frank
how

>> No.6004267

The trip on the way, I'm going the right way, I wake up in the night and miskas as mentioned above, in the woods, I've never seen her so sad for the soul. !

>> No.6004328

Money is not the main figure in this story, which proves that it is true that the main character of this story, monkey, $ 87,472,033 61 1. In June 1964, to select a date. The cruise today. Soft boys, the name Norman Mushari.

>> No.6004347

>>6004067
Two Cities?

>> No.6004351

>>6002448
BM

>> No.6004358

>>6003785
slaughterhouse five. names really get in the way of these being cryptic.

>> No.6004362

>>6002481
This is fucking great.

>> No.6004364

"Screaming from the sky in the past, but maybe more. In the end"

>> No.6004396

The following story was written in Paris during the peace conference of notes in the course, I received many messages to send to his superiors in Cairo. Later, in 1919, this is the first draw in some records. Apparently, historically necessary for me this story, because it seems to me that only one-Faisal forces attacked wrote that are waiting for us, what we feel, what you want, and what we have tried to do.

>> No.6004473 [DELETED] 

>>6004396
I look forward to your contacts, you hold my hand. Maybe I feel like that gives me a good feeling, normal people... New understanding in innocence, and go one day. I'm a spiritual loss, I was stunned.

>> No.6004544

In the beginning was the word, and the word was with God, and the Word was God. In the beginning of this year God. He started, and without it can not do.

>> No.6004559

>>6004544
>>6002481

does this mean that popular bible verses have fixed translations from google translate?

>> No.6004561

"The car at noon, long and light. House in the West wing. -What The File I... The direction of the house."

>> No.6004796

>>6004364
Gravity's Rainbow?

>> No.6004823

Tried bad translator for this passage; it was kinda lame, so I manually google translated it a bunch, and... Wow.

>Ask our lives will be lost, matrix The first test system Dark forest. speaking
>Plant fight !!!! I'm sorry The music is very annoying shaking, Thus, a lot of damage in the form of fear. The patient died on the field! I think that is a good thing, but that they feel I was sent from God.

Good fucking luck.

>> No.6004919

>>6004041
In Remembrance of Lost Time

>> No.6004926

>>6002562
yeah

>> No.6004930

>>6004919
currrrrrrect

>> No.6004946

"This is more or less a part of war, and in this case, however, my friend, I don't even know SNAU my daughter, actually, the web site sviþjoðgermany a Cup of coffee with the city and everyone had to work. "

>> No.6004962
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>>6004823
>Plant fight !!!!

>> No.6004964

The fence, between the curling flower Against, I think it is no more, where, in Science, I went over the fence. Spider hunting in the grass, flowers, trees.

>> No.6005004

>>6002302
"Be sure to Adam and Eve flight from the coast, the bend of Bay, brings us by commodius vicus address back to Howth, the middle of the city."

>> No.6005017

>>6004964
The Sound and the Fury

>> No.6005020

>>6005004
Winnigan's Fake?

>> No.6005021

"That gray buildings, only thirty-four stories, in other words, Central London hatchery and conditioning system, the center of the shield is the motto of the world state community, identity and stability. Large room, second floor, view to the North. "

>this is far too easy

>> No.6005027

>>6005021
That's better prose than Huxley's original.

>> No.6005038
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>>6005027
Think so?

>> No.6005042

>>6005038
It has a genuine style to it. Unlike his original kitschy writing.

>> No.6005060

>>6005042
Eh, perhaps. How about this "bad translation"? This is fun

"If you can say that thirteen brother, Jem's broken arm. Elbow to cure him, and the movement for justice and equality, do not be afraid To play football is a quiet, very rarely shy. The left arm is a little shorter than it; if Standing or walking buttocks, arms at right angles, and your body. Fingers at the same time, the waist."

>> No.6005063

He was right, but you can. She slid kéz...de I love, love, napisati. It is believed that he or she is doing to him, but the reality is that this is just a young girl

>> No.6005072

This shit's impossible. I'll give you a hint, though: It's from a short story, not a book. Also, I could only fit two sentences.

He was in the world, I think that for China to save all the files live on the island, which is located between the black sea and the sea forever, what's not working?

>> No.6005074

>>6002559
I'm curious to what this is

>> No.6005093
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6005093

>"In any case, I think. Human nature, and this speech. One of the purposes of this guy... The idea that the roots of language, image, every word. Change nature."

>dat semi-Cartesian first sentence
Not bad. Gonna give it away though since it'll be too hard.

>> No.6005108

Obvious but what the fucl?

>Lolita, light of my life, my son, money, quality ΑΜΕΡΙΚΗΣ: language the way, in the third phase, the smell of the grave, three teeth, a little bit of money

>> No.6005111

>>6005072

And here's a novela by the same author. I fed in each sentence individually.

The scientists, in accordance with the law in attention to my warning,no matter what happens, I don't know why. So, even if I myself would like to say that this idea, it is illegal to Antarctica large reserves of ta'minerali, raw materials,money,working, tired, melting of glaciers, and other aspects. I am ready for it, because it is a warning that there may be waste.

>> No.6005132
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"... To buy flowers Dalloway said. -The Rumpelmayer."

>> No.6005147

>>6005093
Here's another one.
>"When I read it, we can say that we have to understand."
This sounds very much like Wittgenstein; too bad this came from the famous lion quote.

>> No.6005231

>>6002302

"But, I'm a little sensitive in my life and the future. Communication and rusty doors before us a piece of the river, tips when buying a mountain road, you can keep your head above,this is my code for reference. "

>> No.6005287

"Man's first disobedience and the fruit. It is forbidden tree, it smells like death. He brought death into the world, and all our pain."

>> No.6005305

>>6004328
God bless you mr Rosewater

>> No.6005326

>Call Me Ishmael. A few years ago, where there is little or no money in my account and, more importantly, the interests of our country, I think you want to swim, watch the water in the world.

>> No.6005327

I hope not, because this time, this third term. At night, I'm home(it's like a vacation. Study the small square window in the night. Then, one night, I discovered, Lithuania, Created equal.

>> No.6005329

Night, night, rain, wind, rain, flooding sometimes when you're sick, windy night(small)

>> No.6005333

"Everyone in, it can be said that it is the river that way, this vaguely and white ones are really something Do you know you have been or are said to be after the flow of milk." Teacher, was hung on the blackboard Figure of big black constellation, while pointing to the place, such as the galaxy band was Kebu~tsu white from top to bottom, everyone was multiplied by the question. Then I gained four five hands.

Jumped the third sentence because it would get too obvious.

>> No.6005459

>>6004964
The Sound and the Fury

>> No.6005785

In the region of La Mancha, who name I can remember, this is the last time my head now, spear,lance-rack,an ancient shield, a thin layer, it can harm the dog.

>> No.6005870

>>6005287
Paradise Lost

>>6005326
Moby-Dick (Too Easy)

>>6005093
Lolita (hurr durr too easy

>>6004823
The Inferno?

>>6003989
WTF?

>> No.6006039

>>6004364
Mine resulted in:

"The sky before, but now it is the relative price."

>> No.6006050

"Cold outside, four month, day, hour in three attempts"

>> No.6006055

>>6006050
Ayn Rand's "We"?

>> No.6006057

>>6002500
Ulysses obv

>> No.6006061

Meeting, room service, free Parking, free Parking in front of the house, very large, where day Derby Day, 1809

>> No.6006142

At the same time, on the date the Book in the Victoria system is still characterized by the same اليوم. وهكذا a picture of the kingdom of God in written form, our country, saints

>> No.6006158

This story may irritate you, but you should have heard what he said to me, I always knew it would be something like that, I think in his first year on the weekend, really, on Friday than Camden.

too obvious

>> No.6006167

sure, eve and Adam's graduation from shore to bend of Bay, brings us to a commodius vicus address back to Howth city centre.

>> No.6006222

"On Saturday, Macedonia. With Childan you want to receive e-mail, but in reality, the Rocky Mountains in the united states and can not be purchased."

Holy shit

>> No.6006339

>>6006055
No, 1984.

>> No.6006371

The first 250 characters, couldn't fit in all three.

I'm going to be extremely disappointed if /lit/ doesn't get this

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>>6006371
Fuck

>> No.6006376

"To get started, and I already feel dizzy and I have to go to Barstow, on the border of the desert,..."

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>>6006373
And easymode for those who can't get it

>> No.6006424

>>6006385
filthy macfag

>> No.6006438

>>6006424
Android, you silly nigger

>> No.6006537

My father's relationship to his bed, lethal injection, when the phone rang, all of Alton, lawyers, gentlemen, that the Pope) on the wall phone. This ring, when the Governor called for Amnesty for prisoners.

>> No.6006584

>>6006373
>>6006385
Sounds like Nietzsche...?

>> No.6006591

Only 1 sentence fitted:

Even the gods, the use of camouflage, security Type, who fell at the critical moment that you need it.

>> No.6006599

>>6006584
Earlier

>> No.6006678

(Yes or no):people, peace, longsuffering, for example,

>> No.6006725

>>6006385
Dosto?

>> No.6006729

>>6006725
Nietzsche was closer

>> No.6006760

"Some people leave, (Main character), is doing something wrong,he was arrested in the morning woman in the kitchen, which always gave him Breakfast. eight hours to go on this. "

>> No.6006763

>>6006729
So maquiavel?
those are the 2 prince related books i can think

>> No.6006786

>>6006763
Stirner

>> No.6006848

Do we need to be when 3 or thunder, rain and thunder re-approval? Hurliburli won the battle that time has been lost. In other words, the sun set in the gutter.

>> No.6006898

"House in silicon valley in California. This is a long, narrow, flat, wetlands, mountains, between the hills, at the moment, river, wind and results of this work, but it does not fit in the Gulf of Montreal."

>> No.6009211

>>6006760

Easy, The Trial by Kafka.

>> No.6009665

>>6005060
To Kill a Mockingbird, Jem gave it away.

>> No.6009669

>>6006376
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

>> No.6009673

>>6003860
Anna Karenina, nigga

>> No.6010693

>>6003870
Naked Lunch

>>6005785
Don Quixote?

>>6006167
FW
"We are the first, if I leave the message on the way. No life in the Museum of the Louvre, in some reports it is understood. Or the first gallery."