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"Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to pigs. If you do, they may trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces." - Matthew 7:6

"If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn to them the other also. If someone takes your coat, do not withhold your shirt from them." - Luke 6:29

Got it, /lit/ Christian retards? We're swine, don't cast your pearls. We slap you, you turn the other cheek. You're violating the sacred words of Christ by posting your absolutely braindead arguments here 24/7

>> No.5997065

i think that ass is an idol of false worship because i have the urge to praise it.

>> No.5997087

Turn the other cheek doesn't mean go away. It means stay, take the punishment, do not retaliate in kind, stay calm. Say thank you for your spankings afterwards like a good girl.

>> No.5997140

As long as I'm shitposting I may as well stand up for what I believe. The alternative is more Katiegate threads/posts.

>> No.5997224

>>5997065
it's shopped

>> No.5997249
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>>5997224
So, what you're telling me is, much like other things people pray to, its not real.

>> No.5997260

>>5997053
tfw your gf does not have an ass like that

>> No.5997285

>>5997260
man I fucked a bitch with an ass like that and let me tell you it was better than I could ever have imagined and I have spent a lifetime jerking it to internet porn

>> No.5997289

>>5997087
..exactly

>> No.5997858

>>5997285
Where'd you find her? They're so rare irl

>> No.5997881
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5997881

I love how aggressive and hostile Christians get under a false guide of politeness telling me I'm going to hell if I don't "accept jesus into my soul". They act as if they are being polite by talking about love and unity, but they know as well as I do that salvation is only through Jesus according to them and I'm fucked if I don't convert. Yet they never stress this as life they want to save my life, they save their own social images by speaking in such a vague and disingenuous way. Truly they are subhuman hypocrites and pieces of shit. I really hope god makes a level in hell for them if he does exist.

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>>5997053

>> No.5997887

>>5997881
>I love how aggressive and hostile Christians get under a false guide of politeness telling me I'm going to hell if I don't "accept jesus into my soul".
I don't think I've ever seen anyone unironically do this.

>> No.5997898

>>5997881
Agreed
>>5997887
It's implicit, homo, and why your religion is dying outside of internet autists and nigger africans with no education

>> No.5997903

>>5997887
They do it all the time. They're hostility and aggressiveness comes from persistence of their message, not their words. Their words are things like, "Jesus loves you and wants to save you" but their method of persistence and rejection of other ideas is aggressive as shit. And hypocritically they would rather be perceived well by others so most of them don't try to emphasize the idea of hell, they just emphasize Jesus.

I've never once seen a Christian in tears approach anyone and genuinely attempt to tell them about Jesus, they have smiling faces telling people eternal torment awaits them for failure, as if they do not care about their fellow man at all.

>> No.5997914

>>5997065
>an idol of false worship because i have the urge to praise it.
So, your conclusion is to praise nothing, i.e. nihilism?

>> No.5997917

Yeah but Christian mythology is pretty sweet though. Is that the right word if youre a Christian? Mythology? In any case the aesthetic is fun to write and to read.

>> No.5998037

>>5997053

I sure would like to slap and turn those cheeks.

>> No.5998070

>>5997903
>I've never once seen a Christian in tears approach anyone and genuinely attempt to tell them about Jesus, they have smiling faces telling people eternal torment awaits them for failure, as if they do not care about their fellow man at all.
Pay closer attention and put on your critique of ideology glasses, pleb

>> No.5998073

That's the everymans bible, not the KJV. It should read:

"If someone slaps you on one cheek, post about tipping hats in an online Korean bulletin board. If someone takes your coat, rant about how 'Delusional Dick Dawkins' is destroying the world with 'scientism'." - Luke 6:29

>> No.5998374

>>5997053
Holy fuck that ass.

>> No.5998380

>>5997224
It's not.

>> No.5998407

>>5997053
You personally may be a swine, but many aren't.
Also do you really think we need some edgy atheist on a cambodian puppet show board to teach us theology?

>> No.5998739

>>5997053
HNNNNNGGGGGGGG

>> No.5998883

>>5998374
obvious photoshop is obvious

>> No.5998910

>>5997858
at work. i made rape eyes at her for a few weeks and that's all it took!

>> No.5998922

>>5998910
Rape eyes always work. Bitches love rapists.

>> No.5998928

>>5998073
That's the version all the christians I know have read.

>> No.5998951

>>5998928
>Implying most Christians have read the Bible

>> No.5998966

>>5998951
Actually from all the people I know who have read the bible none of them is a christian.

>> No.5999255

>>5998407
Yes, because apparently you can't follow your own Lord's command, numnuts

>> No.5999264

>>5998407
>If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn to them the other also.
>If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn to them the other also.
>If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn to them the other also.>If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn to them the other also.
>If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn to them the other also.
>If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn to them the other also.
>If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn to them the other also.
>If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn to them the other also.

>edgy atheist

Stop sinning, Christfag

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>>5997224
Hardly.

>> No.6000538

>>6000479
so tappable

>> No.6000574

>>6000479
>that filename
>that shop
kek

>> No.6000619

>>5997903
There are plenty who emphasize hell, but most don't not because they want to look good to other people but because they're trying to inspire a genuine love for Jesus not a conversion out of fear. After all, the Bible does say:
"There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear, because fear involves punishment, and the one who fears is not perfected in love."

>> No.6001140

>>5997053

Fuq

>> No.6001263

>>5997858
they're really not that rare at all, it's just that you all aren't looking at black girls

>> No.6001296
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6001296

How do you think the tenet of magnanimous piety in the christian faith would be interpreted today had Christianity not been adopted by Constantine (and the empire at large) but rather been relegated to a more isolated and persecuted position in a predominantly pagan Europe? Without the institution of the Catholic church would Christians today be the diffident advocates of the poor or do you think they would have become more violent due to an ever worsening political position?

>> No.6001324

>>6001296
>>5997053
Fuck Booktubers /lit/ lets harass a volleyball team.

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>>6001263
but I don't want disease

>> No.6001457

>>6000479
I like this post

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>>5997053

>> No.6001925

>>6001439
I wonder why A/PI is so low

>> No.6001939

>>6001925
That is Asian/Pacific Islander. And because Asians tend not to be degenerates.

also AI/AN is American Indian/Alaska Native, if you were curious

>> No.6001947

>>6001939
Yeah it has it labelled there

>> No.6001961

>>6001947
Asians are probably low because the best and brightest tend to migrate to the Americas, while the scum of the other races simply looking for a free ride come here

>> No.6002010

>>6001961
>live in Sydney
>our top university has 10,000 international students from Asia out 52,000 enrollments

I can just imagine what the numbers are going to be like once China swaps from a producer to consumer economy.

>> No.6002016

>>6002010
>I can just imagine what the numbers are going to be like once China swaps from a producer to consumer economy.
they're gonna colonise u white boi

>> No.6002032

>>6002010
Its not like we could fill our top universities with just white australians anyway.

>> No.6002079

>>6002016
Have you ever talked to an intelligent Chinese or Korean male?

>implying they won't proceed to genocide the ever living fuck out of American natives, niggers, Abos, and any other shade of shit-brown when they come into power lmao

When whites go, so will their empathy.

>> No.6002102

>>6002032
God knows we've got too many as it is, about 4% of the total population. Even Switzerland is only something like 2% while Sweden is sitting on 3%.

>> No.6004130

>>5997053
>>6001909

Almighty Jehovah dat ass! VIVA LA FRANCE.

>> No.6004139

>>5999264
You see turning the other cheek isn't being a bitch. Jesus wasn't a bitch, so why should I be?

>> No.6004222

>>6001296
>those hairs

>> No.6004234

> If someone takes your coat, do not withhold your shirt from them

"Don't imagine that I came to bring peace to the earth! I came not to bring peace, but a sword."

>> No.6004248

>>5999264
HHNG

i'm a grrl btw. and I don't mean the face

>> No.6004263

The way I see we have leaders and we have followers.

Most of us are followers. Nietzscheans reject that status (and their profound misunderstanding of Christianity)

But 2000 years ago, a society embraced their follower status and it started a revolution which continues to this day.

So tell me, what changes and social movements have Nietzscheans enacted?

>> No.6004275

>>6004263
Nietzsche doesn't misunderstand Christianity at all, he doesn't say Christ is driven by ressentiment, he says Christians tend to be, he actually respects Christ. His major criticism of Christianity apart from Christians is that it vales the afterlife more than the real world.

>So tell me, what changes and social movements have Nietzscheans enacted?
Western civilization? Since Nietzsche is basically just a very poetic elaboration and interpretation of ancient Greek values and thought.

>> No.6004417

>>5998883
Obvious troll is obvious.

>> No.6004438

I would literally give up anything just to touch that ass. Jesus H Christ in Heaven, that booty is fucking ridiculous.

>> No.6004479

>>5997249
that is by far the best fedora gif i have ever seen

>> No.6004710

>>6004275
I never said Nietzsche misunderstood.

>> No.6004721

>>6004275
>Western civilization? Since Nietzsche is basically just a very poetic elaboration and interpretation of ancient Greek values and thought.
So that would be a Greeks, not Nietzsche, you fucking ingrate.

>> No.6004831

I think Spengler predicted >dat ass