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Heyyyyyy /lit/....so uh, I heard you like, uh, booktubers, so I uh....

HNG!

>> No.5991832

>>5991829
She's so confident, so charming.

>> No.5991836
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She doesn't wear any make up.

I'm falling /lit/, save me.

>> No.5991837

>>5991829

>Another woman being an attention whore.

When will it end?

>> No.5991841

>>5991836
Think of her pooping. Or just fall in love already you fag.

>> No.5991843

>that row of Harry Potter books in OP's pick

How I wish that stereotype had no basis in reality

>> No.5991844
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5991844

Again? Really?

>> No.5991854

>>5991843
>How I wish that stereotype had no basis in reality

Of course they are. They wouldn't exist, otherwise.

Like, there isn't some committee somewhere going, "how can we fuck with black people? I know, let's make up a stereotype that they talk in movie theatres! Heheh. That'll fix their wagon."

Get real.

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Oh my god...so sweet...so tender.

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literally perfect.

>> No.5991882
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I'd let her handle my rod.

>> No.5991883

>>5991829
Is /lit/ the thirstiest board?

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>>5991875

No. Just no.

>> No.5991893

What are the laws about writing lewdly about....minors...?

>> No.5991897

>>5991893

That depends on where you live, but I'd be willing to bet on them not being very friendly toward you.

>> No.5991900

>Smashie plays fuck, marry, kill with her friend about book characters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3XLo9K9NU4

MUH
DICK!

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>>5991897
It's just talk!

>> No.5991909

awful lot of nonces in here

>> No.5991911

Remove attention whores, remove white knights.

>> No.5991912

>>5991829
I think /lit/ almost universally agrees that 90%+ of booktubers are without any substance, credibility or interesting views, wouldn't know a good novel if their face got beaten in by one and are primarily in it for attention and appearing smart

Exhibit A:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acm9Rw4PJAw

Those that do like them do so for either the very small percentage of booktubers who have something to contribute (I can only think of climbthestacks off the top of my head), or those that are qt and serve as nothing more than gf imagining material

>> No.5991915

>>5991907

>So you brought 5 bags of skittles and a 10b tub of tube because you just wanted to talk?

>Yes.

>Have a seat.

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>>5991900
You can just fucking tell, she's that bold grade 9 girl that hangs out in the smoke pit. I bet smokes pott with senior boys at lunch time...

>> No.5991929

>>5991915
10lb*

>> No.5991930

>>5991922
8th grade*

>> No.5991935

>>5991915
>“Meatrocket8” says, “Actually you find it quite attractive. I’m honored to be considered the candidate for your first time.”

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>>5991829
Can I defile her by all her holes ?

>> No.5991941

>>5991912
>/lit/ almost universally agrees that 90%+ of booktubers are without any substance, credibility or interesting views
90%+10pp.

>> No.5991945

>>5991937
To Catch a Predator is working with booktubers nowadays, I heard.

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>>5991937
Only if she gets to call you John Green during.

>> No.5991956
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5991956

Guys....we get to see her develop, she's only 12 in this picture. She's now 13.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS0_uKHQ6OE

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>>5991937

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>>5991956

>See her develop.

Please leave.

>> No.5991973

Well, here we have it.

Of all the things one may have speculated could kill /lit/, I bet nobody counted on booktubers.

>> No.5991977

sage thread before FBI finds it

>> No.5991979

>>5991973

Its either that, or the booktubers kill themselves. One of the two will happen.

>> No.5991994

>>5991973
I have to say, I wasn't expecting /lit/ to go full on peado today.

RIP in peace /lit/

>> No.5992011

>>5991994

It is pretty disgusting.

I don't like these booktubers, but some of those posting in here need to revaluate their lives.

I feel bad for the girl now, and I don't want to, because she's a booktuber. But as a parent I can't stand to see idiots acting like this.

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>>5991883
We only thirst from afar.

>> No.5992022

>>5992011
>But as a parent I can't stand to see idiots acting like this.
this is a point though : I do not think her parents know what she does and say.

>> No.5992023

>>5991829
She fucking knows what she's doing.

Her "friend's dad" recommends her books...

>> No.5992032

>>5992022

You're right, they probably don't.

Which further fuels the fire of some of these anons getting all pedoish on some young girl.

/lit/ has truly failed me today, and it isn't even 9am here yet.

>> No.5992035

>>5992022
Should they? My parents didn't know 90% of the shit I was doing at that age.

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>> No.5992151

>pedos
>ebin raid xDD
>edge pre-teens
>no literature talk

yeah, nah, enjoy this new /b/ faggots, I'm out

>> No.5992182

>>5991829
She's so charming and down to earth.

>> No.5992189

>>5991841
the reason why i don't have as many relationships

>> No.5992203

>>5992151
Nice, all the redditors are leaving. Keep it up, lads.

>> No.5992205

>>5992151
>I'm out

You know that this can not happen.
That you will stay here year, after year, after year...

>> No.5992208

>>5991956
>we get to see her develop

you mean deteriorate

>> No.5992223

>>5992203
And we are left with you. Let's see what your tastes are

>> No.5992230

>>5991844
police, i would like to report something missing. my sides.

>> No.5992240

>>5992223
I guarantee that I'm in the top 10% best read frequenters of /lit/. The board's popular canon was partially defined by me.

>> No.5992249

>>5992240
Well you did a bad job if people are still reading Infinite Jest. Go to reddit with your friend and dont come back, loser.

>> No.5992252

>>5992020
serves him right for wearing the santa hat

>> No.5992257

>>5992205
I'm 43. My daughter's off to college already, I don't give a fuck. Shitposting keeps me alive.

>> No.5992259

>>5992249
Oh look another sub-20 y/o newfag.

>> No.5992263

>>5992257
>My daughter's off to college already

got any pics of her feet?

>> No.5992272

>>5992259
>p-please stop t-trolling m-me. I-im not a l-little g-rill

:3

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5992278

What would Freud say about our little foray into this young womans blog?

>admiring an intellectual matriarchal figure from afar
>crafting elaborate fantasies revolving around the loss of innocence
>Making contact with her only to be rejected and an utter disappointment

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5992279

>tfw you were born just in time to see the great Purge of Redditors

>> No.5992281

man, this some pathetic shit.

>> No.5992284

>>5992278
are you talking about katie or smashie?

>> No.5992285

>>5992257
post pics

>> No.5992286

>>5992151
Yes, I am a pedophile. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my childlover soul long ago and I am happy together with my girlfriend (who is a cute 6 y/o loli!). We fuck a lot of her friends with and without their consent and I am pretty slim and good looking. But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid porn with grown women in it while I have SEX with my underaged girlfriend.

>> No.5992288

>>5992035
>Should they?
yes it is better when the child obtain a public exposure (I see the internet as the new public place)

>> No.5992289

could booktuberinas become cunnyculture of /lit/?

>> No.5992294
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She literally has no idea how hott she's going to be when she hits 16.

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>>5992118

>> No.5992298

>>5992294
So qt..

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>>5992297

>> No.5992303

/lit/ has the worst wifus on 4chan no doubt

>> No.5992308
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Is there a thread about a little talking about books that she read?

So, /lit/ is officially dead, right?

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Can any anon with a google account please suggest that she read great expectations and review it.

Nothing would make me more happy.

>> No.5992311

>>5992286
alpha as fuck

>> No.5992314

>>5992309
I have "great expectations" about the growth of her tits over the next year or two

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>>5992314
you too? I'm seriously psyched to see her growth over the next couple years.

She'll be an absolute rose, but then something will happen along the way that will turn her into an absolute bitch.

I always wonder what destroys young women and turns them from being curious, intellectual, literary, and eager to please companions to absolutely insufferable cunts.

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>this thread

>> No.5992347

>>5992308
yeah, you killed it by posting that manchild comic

>> No.5992358

>>5991829
It's not the same guys, I know we all want Katie back, and you can try hard looking for someone else all you want. But no booktuber will ever be like Katie.

>> No.5992367

>>5991900
I like her friend better tbh

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>>5992358
>It's not the same guys
I know...it's even better now.

She looks like the statue of liberty, bored and unamused at our abuse of liberty and justice.

>> No.5992383

>>5992308

/lit is dead. /lit/ remains dead. And we have killed it. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers?

>> No.5992398

/lit/ is more alive than ever before

>> No.5992403

>>5992383
keep calm and talk about books

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>>5992383
we con with lacan

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>>5991912
god... damn.

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>champ bailey jersey

ayy she want da bbc
get cucked /lit/

>> No.5992447

>>5992151
Is it me, or has the /b/ level chat increased exponentially in recent weeks?

>> No.5992448

>>5992445

>her team got cucked by a neckbeard

>> No.5992458

>>5992447
It always was like this. it goes in cycles

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>>5992289
>cunnyculture

>> No.5992517

>>5991844
lel, also any mirrors?

>> No.5992554

>>5992257
>y daughter's off to college already,
she getting banged by all the chads right now

>> No.5992559

>>5992020
i have resigned myself to this existence

i am just looking for the right girl to deify and fill my soul with

>> No.5992592

>>5992559

>tfw you've found the perfect qt to mortify your flesh for

>> No.5992607

booktubers are the Kpop threads of /lit/

>> No.5992611

>>5992559
>>5992592
you guys are funny lol

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>>5992020

>that qt3.14 in the red

ayy bby u wan sum fuck

>> No.5992625

>>5992607
>booktubers
>Kpop
That is not even a comparison. They are degenerate weeaboos, while we just find humble women.

>> No.5992630

>>5992625
>women

This one is a little girl

>> No.5992638

>>5992630
Perhaps I did overlook that. Although the difference is still there. Carry on.

>> No.5992639

>>5992630
all the better anon. This is the new /lit/, if you don't like it eat shit

>> No.5992640

>>5992607
aren't the kpop stars older then 13 though?

this is much much worse

>> No.5992648

>>5992559
was dante the first waifuist?

>> No.5992663

>>5992640
much much better XD

>> No.5992679

>>5991912
I wanna put a sour taste in kat's mouth

>> No.5992729

>>5992257
Daddy this >>5992263

>> No.5992776

>>5992257
is she studying in london?

>> No.5992935

Is this place turning into /tv/? Disgusting.

>> No.5993449

>>5992935
for you

>> No.5993595

>>5992554
43 year-old papa here. Tell me about it. As long as she don't come home knocked up, I'll be happy.

Close. She's at Brown, following in that Harry Potter girl's footsteps. If you ever make it across the ocean, let me know.

Also, what happened to that massive Katie thread? Mods shut it down?

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I get to watch her grow.

All for me.

She grows just for me.

>> No.5993637

>>5991912
>I think /lit/ almost universally agrees that 90%+ of booktubers are without any substance, credibility or interesting views, wouldn't know a good novel if their face got beaten in by one and are primarily in it for attention and appearing smart


But that describes 99% of /lit/.