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How did this emotionally unstable fuck get so many women?

I need to know his secrets.

>> No.5985709

>>5985704

Brothels

>> No.5985719

>>5985709
This. And also the ones I've seen aren't exactly lookers.

>> No.5985747

he was a good writer

>> No.5985751

>>5985704
dem cheekbones

>> No.5985758

he's a cutie pie

>> No.5985764

>>5985704

god, the repetitive id of 4chan..."why don't girls like me why don't girls like me why don't girls like me"

>> No.5985767

>>5985704

emotional stability has nothing to do with how many women you can fuck. I'm currently 19 years old, and have been with 13 girls. Most are 7-10, some 6s, but the majority are around 8. I'm definitely not emotionally stable, but if you know how to play the game it's pretty easy. Mind you, I'm definitely not the worst looking guy, and I definitely use my intelligence to my advantage, but man learn how to dance and hit up a club if you're that desperate. If you're looking for a relationship, the game is totally different, but if all you want is an in and out, then just learn to play your cards right.

>> No.5985776

>>5985767
youre a slut

>> No.5985779

>>5985767
>learn to play your cards right
>definitely not the worst looking guy
Seems like you were dealt a lucky hand. It has little to do with your "intelligence".

>> No.5985830

>>5985776
oh I know. I live with it.

>>5985779
yeah, I'm not too hard off. But sometimes looks and (mind you, pretty contrived) wit isn't enough. I guess if all you're looking for is a quick one, then your intelligence is irrelevant. You're right on that note. But still, knowing what to say and when to say it still is pretty important. Unless you find a girl who's into the awkward type and finds your indecisive wordplay "cute", then idk what to tell you.

As lame as it is, if you just be yourself it's not as hard as you'd think. Vanity is an issue, so if you're on the lower end of the aesthetic spectrum you've obviously got a higher climb than someone on the higher end, but I find just presenting yourself as an open, laid back individual really helps. If you're into it, I find smoking with someone is a great way to meet them.

>> No.5985833

>>5985767
>Most are 7-10, some 6s
I thought you were talking about age at first jesus what a relief

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5985857

>>5985833

>> No.5985870
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5985870

um can we talk about how qt kafka is, not give pua pep talks, thx xoxoxoxo

>> No.5985875

>>5985830
>I find smoking with someone is a great way to meet them

I have noticed that smoking is indeed one of the best ways to meet new people or just talk about stuff and strengthen existing relations in general. Just for this point, I think that smoking has done me much more good than harm.

If you're an awkward student who has problems communicating with people, try buying a pack and smoke up next to some people from your university.

>> No.5985882

>>5985870
Agreed, but it lets him feel like he has accomplished something.

>> No.5985887

"As part of his slow buildup to writing, Franz Kafka devoted 10 minutes to the "Müller technique"—a series of swings, stretches, and body-weight exercises that he performed naked at the window; he did an additional 10 minutes after he had finished writing."

>> No.5985894

>>5985887
>forwhatpurpose.jpg