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597818 No.597818 [Reply] [Original]

hey /lit/ I just got this (the satanic bible) and I must say I'm pretty disappointed with it. It's got hardly any spells and none of them work. So what I want is advise on proper magic books (grimoire). Does anybody know of any like the Book of Abra Melin - ones where the spells actually WORK?

>> No.597825

I smiled. Thanks.

>> No.597826

Umineko

Shit's magical

>> No.597830
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597830

the iPad is magic.

And it just works.

>> No.597839
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597839

>>597830

>> No.597840

u fuckin retarded?

>> No.597841

>>597818

copypasta.

>> No.597844

>>597830

Samefag. sorry you might have to be from /g/ to truly understand the sarcasm in this. But it suited OPs post like a hand in a glove

>> No.597860

Wait for Alan Moore's Big Bumper Book of Magic.

>> No.597883

Oh god, don't tell me /bx/ followed me here.

>> No.597936

The spells aren't meant to work.

>> No.597940

>>597818

Try some Harry Potter OP. Underneath the story there's a handful of magical spells.

>> No.597944

i cast doublecus geticus

>> No.597946

>>597818
War and Peace.

>> No.597954

>>597940
I've been practicing them for 10 years AND NOTHING HAPPENS

IT'S A FRAUD

>> No.597956

>>597844

Not really, actually.

>> No.597957

>>597954

It's "levi-O-suh", not "levi-o-SAH".

>> No.597976

>>597818
You best be trollin, nigger.

>> No.597986

>>597940
1. Blabber some random latin words, describing what action you want fulfilled.
2. Congratulations! You are now a magician!

>> No.598029

ask ICP