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5962688 No.5962688 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: We re-engineer authors philosophies into pick up lines, Ill start.

Satre: "Would it fill your brain with endorphins if we travelled by my metal box on wheels (which is powered by compressed dead plants and animals and whose shape conforms well to the arbitrary standards of our fellow primates) back to my concrete shelter to ingest some dead cow into our alimentary canals, thus providing us with the energy to touch each others genitals?"

>> No.5962718

>Sartre
>Good
Get this charlatan outta here

>> No.5962720

>>5962718
At which point did I imply he was any good?

>> No.5963825

>>5962718
what is it with people and their
>implications

>> No.5963833

left eye on the streets, right eye on the tits

>> No.5963843

>>5962688
I'd like to bend you over and Ubermensch all over your slave morality. I promise you won't get syphilis.

>> No.5963861
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5963861

>something about the power of anal fisting

>> No.5963883

>>5962688
fuck off

>> No.5963898

>>5962688
terrible job, why would you make him out to be some sort of autistic reductionist?

>> No.5963923

>>5962688

Is that Aldous Huxley?

>> No.5963999
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5963999

>something something private sensations