/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.592731]

/lit/, I have a problem.

Have any of you read Pamela, by Samuel Richardson? 18th century novel about a young servant who gets more or less captured by her wealthy playboy employer, who keeps trying to wear down her pure, impeccable virtue? But then he totally reforms and she ends up falling in love with him, after he kidnaps her, tries to blackmail her, and tries to assault her countless times?

Well I have an interesting dilemma. I keep having sexual fantasies about this book. For real. I mean, Pamela is so pure and innocent, and she keeps turning him down, and turning him down...I keep thinking, what if he wouldn't have reformed, but she would have slowly been corrupted by his influence? Then it becomes this horribly kinky bondage slave thing where she's licking his feet and giving him a BJ right there in front of the other servants, hating herself but loving it the whole time.I can't stop thinking about it. What do, /lit/, what do?

In that vein, have any other works of literature turned you on in ways the writer would probably be horrified at?

[Anonymous No.592748]

Oh man, where to begin...

First thing that comes to mind is, uh, Dhampir. There's a scene, later on in the novel, where the main character has to revive herself by drinking the blood of her best buddy in the whole wide world - Or, rather, is forced to, seeing as she's been knocked unconscious. He's forced to straddle her, and bore his cut open wrist into her mouth. After a few moments, she awakens and, rather than getting back to her mission, gorges herself on the lifeblood of her companion, openly gnawing at his vein.

I like aggressive women. Alot. :(

[Anonymous No.592746]

Get out more.

Fucking julia in 1984.

[Anonymous No.592750]

I WOULDA FUCKED HIM

[Anonymous No.592755]

Harry Potter

[Anonymous No.592761]

Madame Bovary
That girl is dirty.

[Anonymous No.592767]

uggghhh

I hate sexual scenarios where it's dominant/submissive.

Hell, I hate sex in my books period

[Anonymous No.592772]

>>592767

You hate having sex inside of books, eh?

I guess you're not a....

....BOOKWORM.

AHE. AHE. AHEEEE HEEE.

[Anonymous No.592773]

I really hope this thread doesn't die. I want to know if the rest of you English nerds are perverts too.

[Anonymous No.592776]

>>592773
>English nerds

[Anonymous No.592778]

>>592772
>bookworm

wut. No really. wut.

[Anonymous No.592783]

>>592778

Bookworm.
Worm.
Penis.
Book.
Sex in book.
Worm.
Penis.
Worm Penis.

[Anonymous No.592790]

>>592783
you are a sick fuck

[Anonymous No.592794]

>>592790

DO YOU IS FUCKING

[Anonymous No.592803]

>>592794
>>592794
thats a new one. I'll add it to my collection

[Anonymous No.592985]

Sex in literature isn't often good, but sometime books have fetish fuel that is way more interesting.

Uh, like, uh, Pamela.

[Anonymous No.592988]

I have a raging hard on for Mr. Darcy. There I said it. I would let him do whatever nasty things he wanted to do to me.

[Anonymous No.593009]

>>592988

obligatory

[Anonymous No.593020]

Lolita...

OH SNAP

[Anonymous No.593026]

All of the parts involving Cyprian Latewood in Against the Day, but especially the part where he has to carry the semen of another man in his mouth and deposit it into the vagina of a woman, then eat her out while the guy fucks him.

... yeah. :C

[Anonymous No.593045]

Frankenstein's monster. Something about the misery, confusion, and evil just make me want to impale myself on him. I guess the same could be said for Frankenstein, too...

[Anonymous No.593143]

>>592988

I think that some early Pride and Prejudice hate sex would be pretty hot.

[Anonymous No.593183]

PrtscSysrq'd fo awesome.

[Anonymous No.593196]

>>593183
I lol'd

[Rodney_Dangerfield !jHDnJkFXPM No.593197]

>>592731

[Anonymous No.593247]

I've always had a thing for Edmond Dantès

[Anonymous No.593275]

>>592772
>>592783
>>592794

what movie is this from?

[Anonymous No.593298]

>>593275
I think Iron Giant?

[Anonymous No.593310]

>>593275

Iron Giant. Which is a FUCKING AMAZING MOVIE.

[Anonymous No.593308]

>>593009
obligatory unfunny comic that proves why /lit/ is complete garbage

[Anonymous No.593313]

>>592748
I couldn't get through that book at all.

The prose style was godawful and boring.

[Anonymous No.593329]

>>593310
>>593298
>>593275
Fantastic movie, easily the best thing Vin Diesel has done. he's the giant

[Anonymous No.593338]

Moby-Dick. Queequeg and Ishmael. I dunno whether turned-on is the right phrase, but fuck I would've read an entire book about their touching gay romance - possibly with some extremely hot sex scenes.

[Anonymous No.593339]

>>593247
Oh my god, I know right?
I will shamelessly pimp an anime even though it might get me shanked, but Gankutsuou is pretty rad, especially if you liked Edmund.

[Anonymous No.593349]

>>593339
Thanks for the heads up, checking it out!

[Anonymous No.593358]

>>593349
Hope you're not epileptic. The colors are freaky until you get used to them.

[Anonymous No.593365]

>>593339
I have actually heard that tihs is the best adaptation of the book

[Anonymous No.593369]

>>593349
I was disappoint when I read the book afterward and found out that book!Edmund does not in fact kill fucking everyone. anime!Edmund has no problem with this, probably because he wasn't written in the 1800s.

[Anonymous No.593400]

>>593369
still it was awesome. the line about picking the fruit just before it ripens...gets me everytime

[Anonymous No.593489]

Oh, thank god someone corrupted fucking 'Pamela'. I entirely concur with Fielding's attack on its prissy nonsense morality. It's nauseating.

...OP. Seriously. You should write erotic Pamela fanfiction. In an early eighteenth-century register. It's the kind of thing someone at the time would have done!

[Anonymous No.593521]

>>593489

I like to imagine her sitting at Mr. B's feet in shackles trying to write one of those annoying goddamn letters.

"My dear mother and father,

Today was a very good day, for my dearest Master released his manhood upon my face today, and said that I was a very pretty slut, after which, I cried most adamantly about his very inappropriate behavior, and though I abhorred his vile behavior I could not but help the trembling in my breast as he hoisted me onto the ground, holding my hands behind my back as he entered my most secret place. I cried and writhed, trying to escape, but was helplessly forced into moaning with the most ecstatic pleasure as he forced me to yield to his most perverse demands.

I do hope that good John delivers this letter, for I would regret it heartily if my dear Parents considered their dear Pamela a wanton, disrespectful thing.

Your Dutiful Daughter
Pamela

[Anonymous No.595264]

>>593521
That was the greatest thing in this thread.

[Anonymous No.595267]

OP, read "The Story of O."

[Anonymous No.595297]

I was reading The Lord of the Flies
At the same time I was watching Boku no Pico.
Guess what came into my mind.

[Anonymous No.595299]

I wanted to fuck the shit outta Raskolnikov's Mom and Sister, because their abundant love got to me in the sense that you could do anything to people that loved you so much. Violent, glorious slave sex. I also ended up wanting Raskolnikov to fuck them. GOD WHAT A MAGNIFICENT ENDING THAT WOULD'VE BEEN!

[Anonymous No.595301]

>>595297
D:

D:

D:

[Anonymous No.595352]

>>595297
I find that image strangely arousing.

[Anonymous No.595354]

>>595297

oh god fapfapfap

[Anonymous No.595356]

>>595299

On the subject of Crime and Punishment, I had designs on Sonya, simply because when reading it I idly fixed her as a crush I had back then, and couldn't get it out of my mind.

[Anonymous No.595852]

>>592731
Read Venus in Furs.

[Anonymous No.595867]

Hey OP, read Shamela, it's a parody where Pamela is actually a huge slut. It's awesome.

[Anonymous No.595930]

Shamela was written a year after Pamela. It's pretty funny, but only if you have actually read Pamela

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[Anonymous No.596026]

>>595297

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one hoping for Ralph x Jack.

[Anonymous No.596037]

>>596020

I have that one framed on the wall.