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5892797 No.5892797 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /lit/, I got banned from a country again. Can I stay at your house?

>> No.5892799

MY house? I thought you considered private property to be a sin, you little froggy shit breath.

>> No.5892819
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>>5892799
Hey, man, you gotta respect philosophers, man, we're meant to rule man

>> No.5892832

>>5892819
You're mean to have a nice cup of stfu, aka. hemlock tea

>> No.5892860
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>>5892797
Are those eclairs? Come on in, J.J.!

>> No.5892863

>>5892797

These days, since banning would cause trouble with the whole free speech crowd, you get a complimentary ticket to our exclusive Cuban holiday resort. Enjoy your stay.

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>>5892832
HEY! DON'T MESS WITH SOCRATES! HE'S A BRILLIANT MAN!

>> No.5892874
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>>5892860
>>5892863
Thanks guys! BTW, there's an angry mob outside, I hope you don't mind!

>> No.5892877

>>5892872
He dun goofed. Acting edgy to seduce barely-teenagers. Athens isn't France, le wrong generation man.

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>>5892797
No. However this is the best of all possible worlds so I am sure you will find somewhere.

>> No.5892891

>'join the prussian court,' they said

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>>5892797
That's what you get for wanting a revolution, Frenchie.

>>5892884
Muh nigga

>> No.5892920
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5892920

Guys can someone pay my bills

Please

>> No.5892923

>>5892920
Tea the pedolosphers, race war now.

>> No.5892964

have you already asked to someone of your children?

>> No.5892970
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>>5892797
you may visit any time once I return to Paris, my esteemed nigga

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>>5892970
Merci, mon ami.

>>5892964
They aren't my kids! You can't prove that they are!

>>5892920
I blame this oppressive system. Can he come live with us, Hume?

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5893033

Guys, I need advice. My wife is a capitalist. What do?

>> No.5893034

>>5892970
What?
Rousseau had to escape because Voltaire did everything to ruin his life.

>> No.5893056

>>5893034
but at the same time, Rousseau personally sent his works to Voltaire. they were contemporaries and rivals, but Rousseau wasn't on Voltaire's personal shit-list the same way his real enemies were.

>> No.5893074

>>5893033
try something kinky in the bedroom
perhaps... breathplay, maybe?

>> No.5893127

>>5893074
Don't give him any ideas!

>> No.5893157

>>5893056
Rousseau used to admire Voltaire. Then, he wrote the Social Contract, Voltaire got scared by his ideology (Voltaire wanted to control the poors, that guy was a shithead) and he did everything to ruin Rousseau. They weren't rivals, they truly hated each other. In the end, Rousseau died in misery and Voltaire died as a rich cunt who got introduced to Free Masonery. Do you even Henri Guillemin?

>> No.5893170

>>5893157
what did Voltaire do to ruin Rousseau?

>> No.5893340
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5893340

>tfw no gf

>> No.5893350

>>5893157
>Rousseau
>Not a disgusting totalitarian apologist

He's like Hobbes but for governments other than Monarchies

>> No.5893361
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Remember to come visit Murray Rothbard's Babies and Bow-ties Emporium!

>> No.5893398

>>5893340
He had.

>> No.5893428

>>5893340
Kinky guard was actually a Normie McNormalfag