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Who is the best philosopher to learn from if you want to impress young ladies with fancy concepts and trick them into having orgies with you and giving you all of their money so you can do amphetamines and read and write all day?

>> No.5841606

>>5841601
Charles Manson?

>> No.5841609

>>5841601
Probably Sartre or Nietzsche. Probably Camis also. Any of the "cool" guys. Idk those two seem bukowskiesque.

>> No.5841611

>>5841601
Aleister Crowley?

>> No.5841612

>>5841601
Is this why you guys read philosophy?

>> No.5841618
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5841618

DFW @ college probs (make sure u can juggle juxtaposin ur #humblebrag self-effacing "introspection" regarding ur own legitimacy w/ ur well timed lat n ab flexxxin')

if ur a dark n sexy type Sade but u have to intentionally misquote him n keep the S&M down to 50 Shades lvls unless she's a daddy-didntcare broken sort of screamer in which case whip dat beeetch

also b fuccin ripped n stop giving a shit bout intellectually impressin ne1 n ull do gr8 2 m8

>> No.5841619

>>5841609
>Camis
Shiggy

>> No.5841622

>>5841609
Besides Being and Time, does anyone know if Sartre read other works by Heidegger? I have already read a good bit of Nietzsche and plan to read more but feel like I should read some Heidegger before jumping to Sartre's non-fiction.

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>>5841601
Sartre: "[Regarding my] 'Critique of Dialectical Reason' I worked on it for 10 hours a day, taking speed - in the end I was taking 20 pills a day."

Sartre: "[When writing under the influence of amphetamine] I reached the point where I was scribbling illegibly rather than writing: I wrote sentences absolutely devoid of meaning."

>> No.5841639

>>5841619
On my phone, should be annotating a poem. No fucks given about anything, especially spelling.

>> No.5841654
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5841654

Acting

>> No.5841666

>>5841654
Not even mad at Leo. This actually seems like a nightmare, though. Just imagine what the company of 20 hanger-on models must be like. It's not like all 20 of them can suck your dick at the same time.

>> No.5841688

>>5841654

what where those his pledges? was he starting a sorority or something?

>> No.5841692

>>5841666
>all those catfights
>your cocaine disappears with a speed as if someone brought a vacuum cleaner
>can't order rounds, everyone insists on their own fancy cocktail that takes forever to make as the barkeeper has to hunt for a siberian tiger, the pelt is needed as an ingredient for one of them
>half the time alone because all girls stand in line for the bathroom
>all too thin to hold their liquor, vomit everywhere
>no-one dances, high heels too high for that
>behave like a drunken horny fool due to all that beauty

You'd need a paid entourage of at least 20 more to make sure everything works. It's a bit like all those virgins for suicide bombers - sounds like a neat idea in theory, but oh god so many of them

>> No.5841693

lmao, go back to /fa/

>> No.5841726

>>5841692
dunno, I think it'd be nice to be pounding some girl while five massage you and pleasure themselves and six lesbian pairs going at it around you.

>> No.5841731

>>5841612
no, it's because science is difficult

>> No.5841740

>>5841612
Philosophy is a peacock's tailfeathers.

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>> No.5841913

>>5841622
If you wanna prepare that much I suggest you read the first third or so of Being and Time, this is where the magic happens (not saying the rest is not worth reading) and devote that saved time to Kierkegaard. I'm currently reading Being and Nothingness and I'm getting the impression Sartre is basically combining Kierkegaard with Heidegger, at times explicitly.

>>5841892
Thats reprise, right?

>> No.5841918

>>5841601
Augustine or Aquinas

>> No.5841920

>>5841731
it really isn't, though.

>> No.5841934

>>5841609
Only an absolute idiot would lump Nietzsche with those hacks.

>> No.5842002

>>5841601
chad thundercock

>> No.5842005

>>5841692
its not like you actually want to fuck all 20 of them. you will chose your favorites anyway. its also not like they can insist on fancy drinks, because you are the one telling them what theyre gonna drink and if they dont like it they can fuck right off. and the ladies can sure as fuck take their shoes off to dance. his suite definitely has more than 1 bathroom and i doubt they all needed to pee at the same damn time. as for your coke and bitches puking everywhere.. well thats a risk you gotta take.

>> No.5844342

>>5841934
retarded post

>>5841606
underrated post

>> No.5844432

Marquis de Sade?

>> No.5844443

Machiavelli

>> No.5844483

>>5841601
The existentialists and marxists.