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[The cats No.5839304]

Help me come out of the closet. How do I tell my parents I'm an atheist?

[Anonymous No.5839313]

Don't show up in heaven.

[Anonymous No.5839314]

>How do I tell my parents I'm an atheist?
Holy shit I'm so glad I wasn't born in America and didn't receive any religious education.

[Anonymous No.5839315]

>>5839304
You stop being an atheist, and admit you're just a pantheist who wants to seem rebellious.

[Anonimaj No.5839318]

>>5839314
>>5839315
>>5839313
>All these newfags actually replying to a 'the cats' thread instead of reporting it

[Anonymous No.5839323]

>Christianity has brainwashed America to such a degree that if you even the slightest doubt about it, you have to 'come out of the closet'

Literally the laughing stock of the West

[Anonymous No.5839324]

>>5839318
This newfag imagining I'm not the only shitposter left talking to her out of a sense of social obligation, and that I'm also not you, and this whole thing is not a charade to make her feel more comfortable before getting deleted. So new. I think we did this last week.

[Anonymous No.5839325]

>>5839304
Anally enetrate yourself with their splintered wooden crusifix during grace at the dinner table

[Anonimaj No.5839351]

>>5839324
But there are seven different people in this thread, unique poster proves it.

[Anonymous No.5839372]

>>5839323
You'll be laughing in hell.

Oh, wait, no, you won't. You'll be screaming and crying.

[Anonymous No.5839384]

>>5839323
American Christianity comes out of the protestant tradition so has a strong work ethic which is why God has blessed with abundance and success while your poverty and submission worshiping deformation of Jesus' teachings aka "Catholicism" has lead you to poverty and resentment, god bless the USA bitch