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5832939 No.5832939[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>tfw no gf

>> No.5832942

>tfw depression-inducing fixation on a grill I spoke to briefly three years ago

>> No.5832944

>>5832939
>tfw can't find a reason to live, let alone chase after self-indulgent relationships with others.

>> No.5832946
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5832946

>tfw no god

>> No.5832960

>>5832942
me too

>> No.5832962

>>5832946
i know that feel, bro

it's a good feel

>inb4 tips

>> No.5832967

>>5832960
Are you kidding or not?

I am literally not kidding. I found her linkedin a few weeks back and built up the confidence to visit it two weeks ago with the one I'm forced to have for my job, but she hasn't visited me back. The fact this girl gave me a clear chance to get to know her and that I then went on to mess up that chance by being uptight and indifferent makes me wince every time I remember her. She was and likely still is everything I look for in a female, and I would have picked her out of a crowd of a thousand females. I'm not even putting the P on the P here.

>> No.5832971

>>5832967
you could always stop regretting the past and go meet new girls you fucking dork

>> No.5832974

>>5832971
I've considered that many times and to be honest I probably would settle for someone marginally less attractive if the opportunity came about (which it won't owing to my strict self-enforced schedule and lack of social life) but I feel that having met this female I will never be content unless I make a serious attempt to get to know her, regardless of whether it leads to rejection and/or confusion and worry about my mental stability on her part. I feel as though I'm willing to go without love my entire life unless I am with this female. I will readily save my energy and store of unexpressed affection for her.

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5832980

>tfw no bf

>> No.5832998

>>5832974
>>5832967
you're putting way too much emphasis on a girl you don't really know.
you need to work on your social skills.

>> No.5833003

>tfw last relationship was such a disaster that you're not actually in any hurry or pining to be in one

>> No.5833006
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5833006

>tfw no shy anon bf who likes to read
>why are boys such mean insensitive jerks

>> No.5833008

>>5832974
that's way too long for me to read dude. you didn't know her. git over it.

>> No.5833011

>>5832998
I knew for a short while, having spoken close to half a dozen times. One time she asked to walk back to campus with me but I pretty much sperged out and barely said anything, and the few things I did say were so artificial and forced as to make it incredibly difficult for me to think of anything to say that wasn't lame or retarded. She is my ideal girl. I will go to my grave unwed and alone if my attempts to contact her are futile. I'm not trolling or being "ironic" (a gravelly over- and mis-used term as a result of the DFW worship among intelligent twenty-somethings). There have been other girls since her but they have faded with time, yet she remains and often appears in my dreams and appears each day in my thoughts.

>> No.5833025

>>5833011
dude nobody really on here cares enough to read this much about your relationship. like what you need right now is a friend who's not a douche that can slap your face for being such a fucking queer

>> No.5833029

>>5833006

>tfw uglies are expected to put up with fatties

I don't look this way because I'm lazy and eat like a pig. I'm actually decently fit.

>> No.5833034

>>5833029
That grill could have the finest rack in the work and I still wouldn't put my meat near her.

>> No.5833036

>>5833034
men are shallow

>> No.5833038

>>5833036
by men you mean people

>> No.5833040

>>5833011
talking to her a few times is not knowing who she is. even people who are dating are on good behavior. it takes awhile to really know someone.

>>5833025
it's not a relationship. it's one sided. he's idealizing and obsessing over her.

>> No.5833041

>>5833036
I suffer to think what women are in that case

>> No.5833044

>>5833038
Yulp. Typo. Stupid phone. Was supposed to read "man is shallow."

>> No.5833047

>>5833040
I didn't say I knew "who she is". I said I know her enough to want to know her more and to have the impression she is someone I could be with.

>> No.5833052

>>5833003
>tfw in the same position
>tfw have been for almost 7 years
i-it'll pass, right?

>> No.5833056

>>5833047
ok but are you someone that she would want to be with? protip: stay off 4chan and learn how to relax and be fun/funny around real people

>> No.5833068

Man, how old is this meme, >tfw no gf? 3 years?

And still: whenever I see a thread of it I lose my shit: is funny as hell.

>> No.5833069

>>5833056
God no. Not at all. I'm ultra-serious and no fun at all to be around in real life. I'm relatively funny when posting on 4chan in a good mood, though I am way too anxious and serious about things to be like that around physical human beings. I feel like I have the capacity to project an image of confidence and appealing oddness to females (I did this in january and had a grill want to date me but I lost interest as she was a pleb) to make up for this however.

>> No.5833072

>>5833052
Depends, you can milk it for as long as you like, but it takes positive determination to stay hung up on one bird for that long.

>> No.5833077

>>5833036

I don't need someone to be super fit. I'm perfectly willing to date an ugly woman. I just don't want them to have the pathological, self destructive habits that lead to obesity.

>> No.5833081

>tfw no home of my own to invite the ladies back to

>> No.5833090

>>5833069
you're going to have to fix that shit. projecting an image might get you an opening but girls want to date someone fun that they can flirt with.

also, most girls have pleb tastes. not being sexist. most guys have pleb taste too.

>> No.5833097

>>5833090
Yeah but this girl was like repulsively plebbish. The female I am attempting to contact is at least well read and interesting. In my research I've discovered she likes some of the same books, movies, music and tv shows I do also.

>> No.5833102

>>5833097

>In my research I've discovered she likes some of the same books, movies, music and tv shows I do also.

She's a pleb. Avoid.