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this.

>> No.5821079
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>>5821056

>> No.5821085
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inb4 le coЯn meme

>> No.5821101

>>5821056
It doesn't just mean maize you faggot.

>> No.5821113

>>5821056
There wasn't any corn in Europe at the time of Julius Ceasar. Learn2read.

>> No.5821116

>>5821056
What? I don't get this? Is it just some sort of meme?

>> No.5821118

HAHA nice one OP. No, but I enjoyed Agape Agape and Carpenter's Gothic. JR is the next book I'm planning to read.

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>> No.5821258
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>>5821113
Et tu, Brute?

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corncobby chronicles

>> No.5821274

>>5821252
Needs more God.

>>5821269
please no, corn father

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>> No.5821282

>>5821276
is this good? i read under the greenwood tree and it was without a doubt the worst book i have ever read

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>>5821085
this is the kind of one i like, since it's not just a joke but is interesting enough to get me to look up a book i've never heard of.

>> No.5821291

>>5821282
I've never read under the greenwood tree but I found Jude the Obscure to be a great novel.

>> No.5821294

>>5821079
>implying not both

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>>5821311

>> No.5821430

>>5821269
please no, corn father

>> No.5821545

>>5821269
please no, corn father

>> No.5821552

>>5821269
please no, corn father

>> No.5821575

>>5821269
please no, corn father

>> No.5821610

>>5821269
please no, corn father

>> No.5821673

>>5821252
no Bible? no china's shaming?

>> No.5821683

>>5821056
Those books are literally nothing alike.

>> No.5821686

>>5821311
Took me a second

>> No.5821709

>>5821311
my sides

>> No.5821883
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Here, have some OC.

>> No.5821915

>>5821284
found the vegan

>> No.5822085

>>5821282
if you didn't like UTGT, you probably won't like Jude.
i suspect Hardy probably just isn't for you, which is OK, even if it marks you out as a massive idiot.

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>> No.5822487

>>5821258
>>5822461
both of these made me laugh

>>5821269
please no, corn father

>> No.5822494

>>5821269
please no, corn father

>> No.5822598

>>5821269
please corn no father

>> No.5822623
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Way too much stuff to fit in the What I got section.

>> No.5823178

>>5821269
please no, corn father

>> No.5823212

>>5821269
please no, corn father

>> No.5823231
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>> No.5823242

>>5823231
Hate the new cover. That old one is so much better. Really wish I had bought a first edition on eBay or searched for it in a used bookstore instead of buying a new copy after my brother absconded with mine.

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>>5821276
written by BANE?

>> No.5823573

>>5821269

please no, corn father

>> No.5823576

>>5821269

please no, corn father

>> No.5823696

>>5821269
please no, corn father

>> No.5823701

>>5823489
for you

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>> No.5823712

>>5821269
please no corn father

>> No.5823745

>>5822623
is the middle graph meant to be derivative, tangent, or integral.

>> No.5824149

>>5821683
Kek, you haven't read the first so how could you know that

>> No.5824175

>>5824149
I haven't read the second. But I have my doubts still.

>> No.5824182

>>5822623
Kinda accurate.

>> No.5824188

>>5821269
please no, corn father

>> No.5824189

>>5821269
please no corn father

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sup bro

>> No.5824227

>>5821269
Mediocre prose? You mean I'll get to be like Nabakov?

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>> No.5824243
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ib4 that one sperglord that shows up in every thread about this book and goes "HURR YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT WAIT TILL YOU'RE OLDER"
the prose is pretty good but the book is mediocre, and the character as well as the author are spergs, deal with it.

>> No.5824278 [DELETED] 

>>5824195
Is the book worth reading? Love his T's films.

>> No.5824280

>>5821269
'please no, corn father'

>> No.5824287

>>5824195
Is the book worth reading? Love T's films.

>> No.5824289

>>5824278
Yes, it's quite good

>> No.5824291

>>5824243
You talk like a ninth grader

>> No.5824292

>>5824243
>underage b8

>> No.5824293

>>5821269
please no corn father

>> No.5824296

>>5824291
>>5824292
ebin

>> No.5824328

>>5823712
>>5824189
>>5824293
>not knowing about the importance of commas
you're screwed, m8s

(on the plus side, if applicable, your women will be nothing without you)

>> No.5824431

>>5823263
So you got exactly what you expected?

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>> No.5824590

>>5821269
please no, corn father

>> No.5824595

>>5824457
now i have to read that.

>> No.5824601

>>5824243
This was written by a 9th grader.

>> No.5824604

>>5824457
it's also heaps long, which sucks when you're reading it as an ebook, because sometimes you forget how long it is, and you don't get to stop and see all the pages and feel impressed with your progress

>> No.5824605

>>5824450
underrated post

>> No.5824615

PLEASE NO, CORN FATHER

>> No.5824655

>>5821269
please no, corn father

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>>5821252
what you got is much better than what you expected
>>5821269
joke's on you, i already do!!!
>>5823745
integral, duh

>> No.5824693

>>5824601
three posts hu? that mad?

>> No.5824832

>>5824149
I've read both you faggot.

>> No.5824954

>>5821269
Ah-purease no, Korunu-Dono

>> No.5826256

>>5824243
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>> No.5826442

>>5824450
wrong raymond bro. carver's expectation would be minimalism

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>> No.5826526

>>5821269
please no, corn father

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>> No.5826705

>>5826521
lol

>> No.5826746

>>5826442
I think his whole point was he mixed up Carver with Chandler.

Carver's fiction wasn't minimalist before Lish edited it, anyway. The original versions of the stories in Beginners are just embarrassing.

>> No.5826819

>>5821269
peas no corn fater

>> No.5826879

>>5821269
please no, corn father

>> No.5827032

>>5823701
th -thanks?

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For some reason this hit me so hard in the feels.

>> No.5828123

>>5828104
tell me about the rabbits, dude

>> No.5828124

>>5828104
>work in a home with tards
>the tards all talk about how they want
>they talk about their dreams
>just like the rabbits
>you know there will never be any rabbits
>tfw you have to live knowing that these people will die sadder than any of us ever could
>tfw i'm still hopelessly lost

tell me about the philosophy to fix all my problems, george

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>>5828124

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>>5828149

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>>5828150

>> No.5828158

>dozens of Anons posting "please no corn father"
SMARTEST BOARD ON 4CHIN RIGHT HERE GUISE
ALL THEM PLEBS AMIRITE

please no corn father

>> No.5828166

>>5828158
>SMARTEST BOARD ON 4CHIN
i really hope nobody believes this.

>> No.5828179

>>5824574
Is this any good though? Thinking about picking it up.

>> No.5828209

>>5828158
There's no such thing as a smart board on 4chan.

>> No.5828229

>>5828209
depends how you see smart. /diy/, /ck/, /p/ are all generally smart in their respective hobbies. less shitposting there too. it seems to me that on /lit/, people like to spout facts theyve learned from whatever but never back it up.

>> No.5828343

>>5821269
please no, corn father

>> No.5828351

>>5821311
ur dum, Korn didn't exist in roman times, like and upvote!!1!

>> No.5828355

>>5821269
please no, corn father

>> No.5828395

>>5821269
please no, corn father

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>>5821269
please no, corn father

>> No.5829296

>>5824195
i hate you so much

>> No.5829298

>>5821269
oh god, please no, corn father

>> No.5829315

>>5821252
>not expecting this from DeFoe

Have you read Moll Flanders? It's a fucking transactional ledger

>My rich bf gib me 40 quid today and i sucked his willy 4 it
>I love this lace, spent 2 shillings
>oh no I lost 453 pounds b/c my husband died, oh yeah also im sad but lol jk not really
>oh and by the way incest

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>>5828229
Is there anything more pathetic that people who come to boards that they profess to hate?

>Yeah I'm so much better than everyone on this board because I'm smart unlike everyone else on this board. This board sucks but for some reason I still come here.

This happens on every board. Can you shut the fuck up and stop bitching about a place that you obviously keep on coming back to? Or at least have the conviction to leave permanently if it really is that terrible?

>> No.5829632

>>5821269
please no, corn father