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[narwhalbacon !EihVUOzAKE No.5820633]

why don't you have the courage of a fifteen year old girl to self-publish, /lit/?

[Anonymous No.5820644]

because le narwhal the bacon xD

[Anonymous No.5820645]

... her prose is actually better than most of the prose in /lit/'s critique threads

[Anonymous No.5820652]

>>5820645
It really isn't bad. Good enough to be traditionally published, particularly with the trend toward young female authors.

[Anonymous No.5820655]

>>5820645
>But Papa - no, I could not thing about Papa now.

[kitty !kitty/EnNg No.5820656]

even don quixote knew how dangerous self-publishing was :3

>But tell me, are you printing this book at your own risk, or have you sold the copyright to some bookseller?"
>"I print at my own risk," said the author, "and I expect to make a thousand ducats at least by this first edition, which is to be of two thousand copies that will go off in a twinkling at six reals apiece."
>"A fine calculation you are making!" said Don Quixote; "it is plain you don't know the ins and outs of the printers, and how they play into one another's hands. I promise you when you find yourself saddled with two thousand copies you will feel so sore that it will astonish you, particularly if the book is a little out of the common and not in any way highly spiced."
>"What!" said the author, "would your worship, then, have me give it to a bookseller who will give three maravedis for the copyright and think he is doing me a favour? I do not print my books to win fame in the world, for I am known in it already by my works; I want to make money, without which reputation is not worth a rap."
>"God send your worship good luck," said Don Quixote;

[Anonymous No.5820658]

15 year old girl redditor BTFOs /lit/

delicious

[Anonymous No.5820664]

>>5820645
Is that really surprising? Most of /lit/ thinks Pynchon, and postmodernism generally, is good fiction.

[Anonymous No.5820665]

>>5820645
I'm not just saying this because she's a 15 year old redditor, but this really isn't good and if you think it's better than most of what lit writes then you're either saying it to be a contrarian or you don't actually know what decent prose is.

[Anonymous No.5820670]

>>5820645
Looks like something I'd enjoy reading as a child. Definitely promising. It's already pretty good, without having the forced ''literary style'' vibe. I hope she keeps it up.

[Anonymous No.5820681]

>>5820665
Even if it is better than /lit/ doesn't make it any bloody good

[Anonymous No.5820683]

>>5820665

>extended snake metaphor
>appropriate use of sibilance
>clean, polished prose

btfo /lit/ prose

[Anonymous No.5820689]

>>5820683
>extended snake metaphor
>appropriate use of sibilance
It's like I'm really reading a high school book report

[Anonymous No.5820693]

>>5820645
>superfluous use of semicolon
D R O P P E D
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[Anonymous No.5820696]

>>5820689

sorry let me apply my Litt. D education to the first page of a fifteen year old's writing:

>extended snake metaphor
>appropriate use of sibilance
>clean, polished prose

oh wait

[Anonymous No.5820702]

>>5820664

[Anonymous No.5820707]

>>5820693
>Use of semicolon

Dropped

[Anonymous No.5820708]

>historical fiction

[Anonymous No.5820712]

>historical fiction
what?

[Anonymous No.5820716]

>>5820708

historical fiction is master race

look at the booker winners by genre

[Anonymous No.5820726]

>>5820696
>pointless literary device scavenger hunt
>easily impressed by overwrought prose
>Litt. D
Nevermind, that's entirely plausible

[Anonymous No.5820727]

>reddit cancer
>viral marketing

explains the King threads

[Anonymous No.5820756]

I actually decided I'm going to self publish this morning while taking a shit (I'm serious). Now all I need is an idea and start writing.

[Anonymous No.5820761]

>>5820756
Something related to Cellphones and Social media.
Those shits sell like tacos.

[Anonymous No.5820776]

>>5820645
>God helps those who help themselves

I don't think that this is theologically correct.

[Anonymous No.5820782]

>>5820645
>Slithering garden creatures in Papa's lush sprawling yard

[Anonymous No.5820788]

>this viraling
Fuck off Chloe your prose is garbage and your book sucks

[Anonymous No.5820815]

>>5820782

[Anonymous No.5820816]

>>5820664
lol shut up dumbass

[Anonymous No.5820827]

>>5820665
>He thinks teenagers trying to rip off the classics because they think that will somehow make their writing not shit can write good prose

[Anonymous No.5820830]

>>5820645
Rubbish prose.

[Anonymous No.5820834]

>>5820827
Your prose is incredible. Are you self-published by chance?

[Anonymous No.5820841]

>>5820827
>he can't read
Nice comprehension, he said she's a bad writer you mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.5820844]

>>5820841
>Implying /lit/ aren't the teenagers

[Anonymous No.5820848]

>>5820844
>implying they are

[Anonymous No.5820852]

Best of luck to her. I wish I'd had the foresight she has at her age

[Anonymous No.5820880]

>>5820645
Too prolix

[Anonymous No.5822948]

>tfw a 15 yo girl writes better than you

[Anonymous No.5823479]

>joan of arc
i can feel this girl is going to become one strong adult woman who needs no man

[kitty !kitty/EnNg No.5823493]

>>5823479
that's the demand of society
our society is thirsting for strong women who ain't need no men

[Anonymous No.5823738]

>>5820645
>historical fiction
>modern langauge in conversation

>joan d'arc
>not in french
For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.5823748]

>>5823493
>Strong women are single moms
>Sons of single moms are sad betas
>They'll gladly donate their semen to superior single moms
Bravo feminism

[Anonymous No.5824761]

>>5820655
>but green doublet!

[Anonymous No.5824783]

>>5823738
JOAN DARK

[Anonymous No.5824818]

>>5820645
>Slithering garden creature in Papa's lush sprawling yard
It's a penis
She's talking about her fathers penis

[Anonymous No.5824860]

I was way better at the age of 15...

but again, I'm male.

[Anonymous No.5824863]

>>5820708
I never expected to see this pic here. It's from a movie called L'aile ou la cuisse. The condom was shopped in. Very funny movie, go watch it.