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>Your favorite book

>Your darkest secret

>> No.5794915

who are you quoting?

>> No.5794928

>Your favorite book
None, I haven't read one since high school

>Your darkest secret
I'm a (non-self)published author.

>> No.5794935

>>5794928
The fact that you had to point out that your publishing wasn't self publishing probably means you're not published

>> No.5794946

Being and Time.

I don't really have any big secrets. maybe the only thing people would be surprised at is i have two girlfriends who know about each other and are okay with it.
i hang out with mostly religious people so that might be shocking to them, but its adults who all know and are consenting etc etc.

also i like female submission and train my girlfriends to wear collars and crawl on the floor etc.
im not into degradation though, or hitting/torture. i would rather be worshiped by a 'good girl' than hit a slut. etc.

despite all this im fairly conservative sexually. i think porn is very very bad for you and i will most likely look down on most of the deprived shit ITT

>> No.5794966
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5794966

>Gravity's Rainbow
>I don't like black people but I fap to BBC porn because like other people on /gif/ can attest it's basically elves being raped by orcs/beastiality/tentacle stuff which was ingrained in me by limewire and ares galaxy at like fucking eleven
>Tfw favorite book doesn't contradict literal or implicit sexuality
>Tfw 9 year monogamous relationship with high school sweetheart

Life is good

>> No.5794973

>Pale Fire

>I had sex with my girlfriend's mother

>> No.5794976

>>5794915
fuck off

>> No.5794978

>>5794935
the fact that you didn't take a post as an artistic work of fiction suggest penis envy towards published authors

>> No.5794984

>>5794966
are you me?

>> No.5794998

>war and peace
>im a gay retard

>> No.5795007

>>5794973
alright, i'll bite. what's the story?

>> No.5795012

>Man Without Qualities
>I've never read a Musil book.

>> No.5795041

>>5795007
Not much of a story. It sounds like the plot to a porn flick.

>drive over to girlfriend's house (she still lives with her parents)
>she's not there
>decide I'll wait for her to get home
>her mom says my shirt looks wrinkled
>"let me throw it in the dryer for you anon"
>no it's okay
>"I insist, I have to do laundry anyways"
>okay I guess
>give her my shirt
>she leaves to the laundry room
>comes back naked
>doinglaundry.jpg
>uhhh
>tells me to take my pants off
>fuck her
I wish I was making this up.

>> No.5795052

>>5795041
my sides

>> No.5795063

>>5795041
I buy it

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>>5794890
>Molloy
>I don't care about any of my friends and listening to them talk about their lives makes me care even less

>> No.5795068

Of Mice and Men

When me and my cousin were ~8 years old, we used to all but fuck. She was the one that started it, but looking back at it she eventually stopped wanting to do it, but I pressured her into making out/boob touching a couple of times. Remembering it now makes me anxious that she's got some problem or something because of it, even though she doesn't really act like it.

>> No.5795084

On The Road

I faked a suicide attempt to con money out of someone

>> No.5795101

>>5795041
lol

was most of the sex that camera shot of you anus and balls slapping into a barely visible female?

>> No.5795105

myths about suicide thomas joiner

I find young girls extremely alluring

>> No.5795121

Pale Fire

My life is not interesting enough for secrets

>> No.5795137

>>5795101
No, I'm a lazy fucker. I just took my pants off and she sat on my dick for a while.

>> No.5795140

>>5795041
Did this happen when mobile phones did not exist? Who doesn't text someone telling them theyre coming over.

Also that is one of the most cliched porn scenarios ever, kill yourself

Virgin

>> No.5795149

>>5795140
>everybody owns a cellphone
Whatever you say man.

>> No.5795159

>>5795149
You have a car and ability to browse 4chans literature board, but not a cellphone.

lmao dude your story is the equivalent of schoolboy banter

Class virgin

>> No.5795172

>>5795159
I have a cellphone, I'm actually posting from it now. She didn't at the time.
Also this was when I was 17, which would be four years ago.

But yeah whatever I'm a virgin etc etc

>> No.5795174

For Whom the Bell Tolls

I browse 4chan

>> No.5795175

>>5795172
You are a virgin, and casually dismissing the truth is not going to work.

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5795189

>>5795175
Whatever you say chief

>> No.5795193

>>5795068
She was probably abused by someone
>It's- it's not your fault

>> No.5795206

>>5794890
>Steppenwolf

>I went on a date with a girl 3 months ago, didn't make plans for a next one. I told her over facebook i didn't think we were right for each other and she tried to kill herself
I'm beginning to feel bad. She confessed all this stuff and asked what i thought. I told her and she got off and tried to kill herself

>> No.5795214

I don't have one. I read a lot of great ones this year

I am Zalgo

>> No.5795287

>>5795193
I don't think so. She didn't just outright say "hey, let's do sex" one day. It was the gradual "you know how they make out in movies?", and it just kinda snowballed from there.

>> No.5795302

>Favorite Book
The Woman in White
>Darkest Secret
I've stolen over 100 books from my local library

>> No.5795305

The ego and its own

I eat my own toenails

>> No.5795312

>>5795302
How do they still let you check shit out?

Unless you just take the shit right off the shelf, in which case, for shame.

>> No.5795351

Catch-22

I feel no connection to my family other than hate towards a few of them

>> No.5795818

>>5794890
What the name of OP's book?

>> No.5795836

The Ego and Its Own

I haven't read it

>> No.5795849

>My favorite book
Invanhoe
>My darkest secret
I'm a bit of a closeted nationalist. I wouldn't really admit it around friends/family, they'd think I was some kind of facist. Plus it'd ruin my sex life. Most English university girls aren't very patriotic and have no real love for England. I really feel as though I was born in the wrong era.

>> No.5795890

Favorite book
Train Dreams
secret
The thought of emotionally reciprocated love is enough to make me cry, and I fear relationships because of it

>> No.5795995

>fave book
I'd probably go with Les Chants de Maldoror
>darkest secret
I showed my cock to some 4th grader girls no worries, I was the same age

>> No.5796125

>Your favorite book
The Great Gatsby
>Your darkest secret
I'm black

>> No.5796159

>>5795041
>be pizza delivery boy
>drive to the address to deliver pizza
>who orders pizza at noon?
>ring doorbell
>qt3.14 in her underwear answers
>uhh, you ordered a sausage pizza?
>turns out she doesn't have any money
>asks if we can fuck instead of her paying
>dowant.jpg

I wish I was making this up, but it's true

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5796162

Probably just that I want to kill myself. It's not that shocking to 4chan, but I can't tell anyone in real life and keep my daily suicidal thoughts to myself so as not to upset anyone.
That or I jerked off the loli cartoons. They're just cartoons so it's not immoral, right?

>> No.5796224

Confederacy of Dunces

My grandma has seen me jerk off

>> No.5796279

>Death of Ivan Ilyich
>One time I was driving at night, and I hit someone straight up in the middle of nowhere. There is no way they could've survived, and I kept driving.

>> No.5796280

>>5794890
>Your favorite book
Probably Anna Karienina or Brothers Karamazov. I'm not very good at deciding favorite things.

>Your darkest secret
I had a lot of sexual stuff with my brother's friend. Like... a lot. It went on for more than a year. No penetration. But we also never talked to each other... And I was 12. While he was 16 or 17. Weird shit.
Also sucked my cousin's dick once.

>> No.5796310

>>5796159
>be president of USA
>just get done with secret illuminati-order of the owl-skull and crossbones-dark master orgy.
>A bit sweaty, covered in cumato juice.
>Decide to take shower
>Naked, in bathroom
>Open shower door
>Dinosaur on the floor in a plate of mom's spaghetti
>Turn around in confusion
>Behind me is the ghost of James Joyce
>Flattered that he has appeared to me, ask him to bestow some great wisdom upon me
>He insists I flatulate in his face to invoke the wisdom
>Do so
>He disappears

I wish I was making this up.

>> No.5796319

>>5794890
The trial

I don't know how to ride a bike.not joking

>> No.5796351

>>5796319
same here

wish i could pay someone to teach me

>> No.5796356

>>5794998
only one that made me laugh

>> No.5796358

Heart Of Darkness

I once touched penises with my friend when I was like 8 even though im not gay.

>> No.5796378

>>5796351
;_;

>> No.5796383

>>5796358
les mis

This has happened even to me.

>> No.5796397

The Sea of Fertility tetralogy

I habitually fuck prostitutes, probably fucked >50 by now. Cheap ones, too. And I once fucked a ladyboy. Also I've never been tested for STIs yet still sometimes fuck bareback in casual hook-ups. I guess I'm a bit of a sex addict. Oh yeah, a separate confession would be that I once kicked a guy in the face unreasonably hard after knocking him down, then ran away, and when I walked past the spot later it had been cordoned off by police and there was a blood stain on the floor. No idea how badly I hurt him.

>> No.5796403

>>5796358
you probably think youre special and kids dont fuck and experiment

>> No.5796405

>>5796397
>>5796280
>>5796279
>>5795068
>>5795041
/lit/ - normalfags

>> No.5796418

>>5794946
>deprived

'Depraved'. The word is 'depraved' also enjoy your hand.

>> No.5796422

>>5796397
Oh yeah, and I hit my ex-gf a couple of times. I guess I am a bad person.

>> No.5796431

>>5796403
Will you experiment with me :3

>> No.5796436

>>5796162
Why not self mummify?

>> No.5796460

>>5795206
I had an ex try to kill herself too. Things started getting a bit too heavy for me so I cowardly just stopped responding to her calls and messages. She went nuts and sort of stalked me for months and then I heard one day that she was in a coma due to attempted suicide (she's OK now though, as far as I'm aware). Still never contacted her. Also I saw her at the bar we first met once and I ran away.

It's this guy again btw lel - >>5796397, >>5796422

>> No.5796474

>>5795206
Why would you feel bad or guilty like you did something wrong, we're talking about a girl who was going to kill herself because someone she went on ONE date with didn't respond. Its clearly her that has a problem and you didn't cause it.

>> No.5796533

>>5795214
>>5796397
>>5796460
>>5796422


...
I can't buy that someone who did stuff like that would be fine just posting it like this.

>> No.5796548

>>5796533
Assholes exist all over the world
Psychopaths too

>> No.5796594

>>5796460
My ex used to harm herself and have suicidal tendencies all the time too. We broke up clean like 6 months ago or so and I haven't heard from her since. A friend of mine said he saw her shopping with her mom last June but I'm kinda worried she might have ended up killing herself after all. Oh well.

>> No.5796666

>>5796533
Why not?

>> No.5796727

>>5796125
apex kek

>> No.5796745

Favourite Book -

The Shadow of the Torturer

Darkest Secret -

I'm clever enough to conceive of all of the sufferings in the world, but I'm far too lazy to do anything to remedy them

>>5795849
What university are you at Anon? (I'm at Sussex) Our country has gone to shit indeed if you think nationalism is a dark secret

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5796774

>>5796745
>I'm clever enough to conceive of all of the sufferings in the world, but I'm far too lazy to do anything to remedy them

>> No.5796801

>>5796279
obviously a lie, do you know how much damage a 150lb human would do to your car?

>> No.5796805

>>5796801
hit-and-runs happen all the time bro

>> No.5796807

>>5796351
i'll teach you
i'm in buckinghamshire

>> No.5796812

>>5796805
NOT WHERE I'M FROM
the village of midsomer

>> No.5796828

>>5795836
underrated

>> No.5796839

>My favorite book
The Brothers Karamazov
>My darkest secret
I asked my aunt to jerk me off once, she politely refused.

>> No.5796846

The Picture of Dorian Gray

I stole about 5 beers from the fridge and got tipsy in my room when I was 9 or 10. Yeah, I don't have a very dark secret.

>> No.5796885

>>5796846
mirin book

>> No.5796894

>Book
My favorite book is Enders Game
>Secret
I'm browsing lit right now and my favorite book is Enders Game

>> No.5796926

>>5796745
>clever
>at university of sussex

pick one

>> No.5796928

>>5796839
>my aunt
pics?

>> No.5796952

>>5796928
Sorry, don't want to post them.

>> No.5796957

>>5796926
top kek

inb4
>but anon i just didn't apply myself, i'm smart but lazy

>> No.5796969

>>5796745

Nationalism is for retards, that's why they only ever come out on the internet or in the Sun.

>> No.5796971

Thomas Bernhard - Frost
Gormenghast
V. - Pynchon

I am not good at picking favorites, and I am not certain if the ones that I picked are still my favorite.

>secret
I used to scissor with other kids in kindergarden, not a lot but sexual I can say there were sexual experiences of all kind there, except penetration. It has grown a fetish in me that I only recently can subdue for the future benefit; I won't be able to enjoy much if I will feel inevitable remorse.
I am also a attractive, fit beta(I guess) who attracts girls but makes others hate me because of my lack of directness and compulsiveness, and whose aunt recently tried to invite for sex(disgusting aunt) by moving her hands in circular motion over her breasts and inviting with words "so visit me again if you don't have time now(already holding me up for 3hours for a conversation) for these".

>> No.5796977

>>5796971
Can you post pictures of your aunt? I want to see how disgusting she is.

>> No.5796978 [DELETED] 

>all these people trying to figure out which ones are lies
>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/imgur/

>> No.5796985

>>5796978
>>>/pol/

>> No.5796986

I did a ridiculous amount of sexual play when I was a kid, the stuff that's been posted in this thread is pretty tame. Apart from >>5795068 that seems more up to speed.

>> No.5796995

>>5796977
I won't post pictures of people that I know and who are related, but I can you a description of what I found unattractive in her: her age(~60), her big sagged boobs, her slav wrinkled face, her big nose, her big hairy mole

fuck off, stop reminding me

>> No.5796996

>>5796985
>>>/out/

>> No.5796999

>>5796995
>slav wrinkled face
From which country are you?

>> No.5797002

>>5796996
>>>/ofthecloset/

>> No.5797008

>>5796971
let's see pics of you m8

>> No.5797016

>>5795302
I basically did that to my high school

>> No.5797028

>I don't have a favorite book
>I fap to women shrinking people and torturing them

>> No.5797037

>>5797016
>tfw extremely well stocked school library
>books from kant to hegel to the complete works of joyce, nabokov, faulkner etc.
>take out about 2 a week
>only person to ever take them out
>i checked every good book i can find
>approximately 5% have been taken out previously (usually by 1 person only)
>school has been around for 70 years
>some of them are first editions
why /lit/ why

>> No.5797038

>>5796846
I remember sneaking one of my dash's coors when I was 14. I didn't have a very good idea of alcohol content or how much you had to drink to feel drunk, so I felt ripped off when I drank the whole thing and didn't feel anything.

>> No.5797046

>>5796745
>I'm clever enough to conceive of all of the sufferings in the world, but I'm far too lazy to do anything to remedy them

Oh yeah, well I could be a first string quarterback in the NFL. I just don't feel like it.

>> No.5797049

>>5797038
>tfw only like the taste of really sweet cocktails, hate all spirits and beer
>hey anon, wanna get a pint with us after work?
>tfw
fuck this gay earth

>> No.5797059

>>5797049
Obviously you're going to prefer sweet cocktails if you always have the salty aftertaste of dick in your mouth the whole time.

>> No.5797064

>>5797038
>dash's

*dad's

>> No.5797067

>>5797037
>town library
>borrow quixote
>check card
>borrowed three times, last time in 1986
no surprise there

>> No.5797069

>>5797059
>tfw this is true
why do gays dislike beer? are we naturally more feminine?

>> No.5797075

>>5797059
>implying it isn't completely understandable to find beer disgusting

>> No.5797076

>>5797059
>>5797069
>you're gay if you dislike beer
Wow, this must be the most retarded thing I've seen on 4chan, and that speaks for itself.

>> No.5797077

>>5794890
John Williams - Butcher's Crossing

I would occasionally have sex with my closeted gay roommate in college.

>> No.5797078

>>5797046
you don't really have to be extremely clever to "conceive of all the sufferings in the world".

>> No.5797079

>>5797075
Obviously you're going to prefer sweet cocktails if you always have the salty aftertaste of dick in your mouth the whole time.

>> No.5797087

>>5797076
Would you like a lovely little colourful umbrella in your alcopop?

>> No.5797089

>>5797049
I don't see the problem.

>> No.5797093

>>5797067
I fucking loved checking the cards in high school.

Rural school in GA:

>some music history book
>last checked out in the 70's

>A Canticle for Leibowitz
>some time in the 90's

>Islam for the Western Mind
>never checked out before me

>> No.5797094

>>5797089
can't socialise properly
can't go to house parties and just drink tap water
can't go to pub and drink tap war

>> No.5797102

>>5797079
>alcoholics are the straightest of men

I'm fine with not drinking, thanks.

>> No.5797103

>>5797094
Have you tried poppers? Apparently they're all the rage with people like you.

>> No.5797105

>>5797103
yeah maybe in 1987

>> No.5797119

>>5797105
You would know.

>> No.5797122

>>5797094
>not drinking war in pubs
Order something else sperg.
>can't go to house parties and just drink tap water
new rule?

>> No.5797123

I've read far to many great books to really narrow it down.
The book I read the most was 1984 but that was when I was a teenager.
Darkest secrets is that I'm into bestiality with mares and I also enjoy anal stimulation

>> No.5797152

>tfw too paranoid to post your darkest secret on an anonymous imageboard in fear of some governmental organisation tracking all posts by IP

>> No.5797155

>>5797152
>thinking the government is going to announce your love of dickgirls to everyone

>> No.5797163

>>5797155
I do like dickgirls, but that's not my darkest secret.

>> No.5797168

>>5797152
you're a rapist?

>> No.5797256

>>5797163
you produce dickgirls in your basement?

>> No.5797301

>>5794946
Mormon?

>> No.5797329

>>5795172
>17
Ok, if your gf ever dumps you report her mum for rape.

>> No.5797334

>>5797105
Poppers are huge in the gay community in Miami. A couple of straight friends of mine have tried them out too

>> No.5797339

>>5795849
I feel bad for european men. Women here dont really give a fuck about your politics as long as they think youre attractive/funny

>> No.5797359

>>5796358
Same thing happened to me. I kinda stopped giving a fuck about it after I found out that, especially a century or so ago, this happend to a tons of dudes
Would still never admit it to anyone irl
>tfw some fujoshi is probably reading this thread and fapping like mad

>> No.5797363

>>5797339
They don't in England either for the most part unless you are a massive racist, sexist homophobe or something.

>> No.5797367

>>5796533
>newfags forgetting we are anonymous
Kek

>> No.5797374

>>5796969
>says the british man as the population of his tiny island explodes and the job market gets even worse than the rest of the world, not to mention bringing muslim faggotry into a nice agnostic nation

>> No.5797399

>>5797152
lel, this

>> No.5797412

>>5797363
Yeah but the thing is european/british people have a stupidly broad view of what racism/sexism covers. Like the anti-immigration = racism thing. It just does not compute to my american mind. Even our liberals dont go that far, and they have a much better case for it than people living in an actual white homeland. Im an athiest who flirts with anarchism and am openly misogynist yet ive dated feminist and religious girls with no problem. Ive openly made fun of their beliefs and still they want to be submissive as all hell.

>> No.5797429

>>5797168
>>5797256
No, I am a /lit/ pleb and my favourite book is genre fiction

>> No.5797450

>>5797016
Same

>> No.5797465

>>5797374
unless you are some kind of dribbling retard, you'll find a job

lets not pretend nationalism isnt worse than our immigration problem

>> No.5797481

>>5797069
I'm gay and I only drink scotch.

>> No.5797490

Hydrogen Sonata

When I was fourteen years old I used to stay after school, print off shitty trial pornography in the library computer lab and smuggle it home in my shoes.

>> No.5797500

>>5797490
That's hilarious but is it really your darkest secret?

>> No.5797505

>>5797500
Yeah I'm boring.

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5797544

Complete works of Plato

I take adderall (intellectual doping)

>> No.5797578

Blood Meridian

I was banging a 9th grader neighbor all through senior year of high school, used to sneak out of the house and bang her in the neighborhood pool clubhouse.

>> No.5797588

>>5797544
Adderall makes you THINK you're smarter.

Smoke weed every now and then if you really want to become an intellectual.

>> No.5797597

>>5797544
>>5797588
And take LSD if you want to transcend intellectuality.

>> No.5797603

The Canterbury Tales

I like to fap to robot porn.

>> No.5797605

>>5797588
And then kill yourself for actually believing this.

>> No.5797607

Lolita

I've never done anything with women at all, except for over 10 escorts.

Also that's actually my second favourite book. My favourite is rarely mentioned and i worry that IRL people think I'm too ugly to get sex apart from prostitutes, so I risk getting found out if I mention it

Although I think people may be more disgusted by my r9k level cynicism towards womej

>> No.5797610

>>5797605
Babby dun kno nuthin

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5797636

>>5797607
>people who think they're gonna be recognized on 4chan without posting a picture

>> No.5797641

>>5795302
>>5797016

I wish you all have miserable lives.

>>5797037

Especially you, cocksucker.

>> No.5797648

>>5797636
>implying it's impossible

>> No.5797653

>>5797648
Shut up Sebastian.

>> No.5797654

>>5797648
>implying it's possible

>> No.5797658

>>5797636
>>5797648
>implying your ISP and the malware installed in your computer are not reading your web traffic, your accounts/passwords, etc
>implying mods can't see everything
>implying websites can not be hacked
>implying so many implications
>implying /lit/tards know anything technical

>> No.5797662

>>5797658
>implying anyone cares enough about you to bother

>> No.5797677

>>5797662
>implying this can't be done automatically and massively
>implying they couldn't use this info to extort you
>implying they don't know you are a pedo
>implying they don't laugh when you fart or masturbate in front of your camera

>> No.5797695

Lolita

I have a secret fantasy were I take a taxi very far away and say to the man that I don't have money but that I would suck his cock instead. Or sucking someone's cock through a glory-hole. Or just sucking someone's cock.

>> No.5797697

>>5797658
>I'm gonna steal this guy's data so I can see what his favorite novel is and whether he thinks he's too ugly or not. He's gonna post this soon on 4chan anyways. I will sell this important information to Facebook so they can use it to take over the world. It'll fetch a good price!

>> No.5797708

>>5797677
>implying mass blackmail is a workable thing to do

>> No.5797743

>>5797708
>implying people don't follow patterns
>implying an automated system couldn't send you an email after your visit to a known pedo website

>>5797697
exactly. and someone else will do something with that data, and so on. and at some point, probably this data will be exposed to the world through google. and then probably your employer will find it.

>> No.5797759

>Heart of Darkness

>I've used pictures of my cousin to con creepy old men on the internet out of money

>> No.5797764
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>>5797743
>implying your employer hasn't just been notified that you're afraid that he might find out something that you might post on 4chan
don't bother showing up tomorrow

>> No.5797776

>>5797743
>implying a system that sends emails automatically is the only thing involved in blackmailing

>> No.5797828

>>5797776
>"we know you visited pedoporn.com and yourcp.com today 11/30/14 at 17:37:42. if you don't send 8 BTC to this address, we will report you to the cyber police, including screenshots and identifying data. for now, all your files have been encrypted. be warned."
>what is cryptolocker

sorry for scaring you guys, keep posting your darkest secrets :^)

>> No.5797833

>>5797828
>keep posting your darkest secrets :^)
I once fucked you're mum.

>> No.5797849

>>5794890
Blood Meridian.

When I was a little kid another kid talked me into letting him suck my dick. Then when I was a little older, another friend of mine who was a little older than me talked two kids into sucking each others dicks.

>> No.5797851

>Less Than Zero
>I don't think I'll make it to 30

>> No.5797863

>>5795041
was she even hot or did you get ripped

>> No.5797874

>>5796952
black out the face you goose

>> No.5797910

Baudelaire's collected poems

I once checked a copy of Blood Meridian out from my local library and added quotation marks to all of the dialogue with a pen until I got bored and returned it.

>> No.5797968
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>>5797851
Do you give good head?

>> No.5797996

>>5794890
Atlas Shrugged

I eat the stuff that comes out when you pop a blackhead.

>> No.5798010

The Old Man and the Sea

in second grade I decided I was going to "smile like Sonic" so my school portrait from that year shows me smiling with half my mouth like a fucking retard

>> No.5798369

>>5798010
kek

>> No.5798692

>>5796926
>>5796957
I said I was clever enough, not clever in and of itself. One doesn't need to be that clever to imagine getting shot at with an AK. As for Sussex, I agree that it isn't a very good university, and whilst I'm depressed that I didn't apply myself more, I probably couldn't have done much better anyway. If the course continues to be as bad as it has been then I'll drop out and do something else because so far I've been having a shit time.

>> No.5798719
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>>5797049
Are you in the UK? If you are then there's a drink sold at most pubs that's basically designed for people of your palette

>> No.5798721

>>5798719
Notice the rainbow.

>> No.5798728

>>5797996
Sounds like what someone whose favorite book is Atlas Shrugged would do. Oh! Whaddayakno

>> No.5798732

>>5798719
He probably drinks Zema

>> No.5798739

>>5798721
Well it's better to drink a poncy drink and be made fun of than not go to the pub at all. People like to laugh at people, it's how friends are made. I used to hate beer myself, but then I got into ales and now I actually look forward to drinking at pubs, so I suggest the craft route as well.

>> No.5798778

Sons and Lovers

I wish I actually had dark secrets beyond having slight depression and finding 15 year old girls attractive. I was thinking of reading 120 days of Sodom and Lolita just to become more degenerate. Any recommendations, bros?

>> No.5798788

>>5797910
You are living the literary life

>> No.5798841

>>5795305
>>5795836
These posts say more about Stirner's cuckhold philosophy than they do about either poster.

>> No.5798863

>>5798778
Read Apollinaire, Les Onze Mille Verges.
You won't regret it if degenerate sex is what you're looking for.

>> No.5798897

>>5798778
>finding 15 year old girls attractive
did someone somehow convince you that this is a bad thing?

>> No.5798912

>>5797695
U a grill? One suckable cock rite here

>> No.5798914

>>5797093
You people know that not every book has a card, right? They have a big can of cards at the desk and they put it in whatever book is given to them. They switch books every time, you fucking retards

>> No.5798917

>>5798912
Bet it's a dude.

>> No.5798918

>>5798778
>120 days of sodom

Ehh, don't bother reading that one. Besides being demented and gross, it's not very well-written. I regret reading any of it.

>> No.5798951

>>5798914
You don't even know where I live but you know how libraries here work?

>> No.5798968

>>5795012
wait, so did you read man without qualities then? also, what were your thoughts on that book?

>> No.5798969

Fire hundre franske fornærmelser, eller Gymnaset Corneille i Rouen by Oyvind Ellenes is by far my favourite book. To mention something that people outside Norway could possibly have heard of: The Pale King comes a distant second, I suppose.

Either that I lost my virginity when I was nine (with another guy my age, consensual), or that I'm fairly heavily into femdom. Or that I once reported a post just because the poster was arguing shittily, and the post was then deleted, without having broken any rules at all.

>> No.5798974

>>5798917
Shut up idiot

>> No.5799017

max frisch homo faber
cant really think of a dark secret. considering that im mostly depressed and anhedonic and thus dont really do much all day i guess i just lack the experience to have any dark secrets. in my time i have seen quite a few people die though and without trying to sound edgy, i didnt feel much empathy. just like i never felt grief when family members died or even thought about them much after their death. i knew they were gone and from that moment on i pretty much forgot about them. i would never admit that in real life though, so i guess it kind of is a secret.

>> No.5799050

>>5794973
You like a rad book, and you sound like you get at least some poon. Keep on Keepin' on

>> No.5799146

>>5796812
>le spooky midsomer murders face

>> No.5799299

>>5798897
society

>> No.5799702

>>5794890
Unsure. My favorite of this year has been Hacker, Hoaxer, Whistleblower, Spy: The Story of Anonymous. I expected it to be shit, but I actually found it to be fascinating. I knew very little about anonymous before reading it.

I faked a horrible disease when I was a teenager, in order to stop going to school. I was depressed, and hated going to public school because of all the trashy kids there (ameribro here). I took the lie too far, and ended up losing my galbladder because of it, as well as over a year of my education. This is something that I think about and actively regret almost every day, and I have no idea how to seek penance for it, or whatever.

>> No.5799710

>>5799702
>ended up losing my galbladder because of it
so let me get this str8
in america you can just waltz into a hospital, fake a disease and they will give you SURGERY as long as you pay? but trying to get drugs is frowned upon

>> No.5799866

>>5794966
:(

>> No.5800094

>>5799710
murrica fuck yeah!

>> No.5800203

>>5797910
underrated post.

>> No.5800217

>>5794890
The Old Man and the Sea

My life has been on a downward trajectory for the past 5 years and I'm afraid it will end with my suicide. Everyone thinks I'm fine because of how well I've learned to hide my mental and emotional instability.

I'm also really really into incest fantasy. I also regularly fantasize about my cousin. Immediate family repulses me though.

>> No.5800398

>>5795084
Choke
by Chuck Palahniuk

>> No.5800470

Lunar Park by Bret Easton Ellis

I dont give a fuck if you don't trust me. My secret is that i know a secret to fuck girls. Yep, to select a girl. say a few words and she is ready to go to another place to fuck like animals. But now i'm depressed because the last time i feel love for a girl was in 2009. I want to feel something more than attraction. Im not alpha but a 7/10

>> No.5800528

fav book is pessoa's "book of disquiet"

bad secret is i drive drunk almost every day

>> No.5800549

This thread shows how reddit /lit/ is. They just repress is until they feel they are allowed to.

you're all faygots

>> No.5800580

>>5794890
>>Your favorite book
i don't know how to read
>>Your darkest secret
i kept the nudes of all my exes and masturbate to them whenever i'm single even though it makes me fucking miserable

>> No.5800585
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5800585

>favorite book
The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea

>darkest secret
A laundry list of extreme paraphilias

>> No.5800594

Favorite book: The Trial by Kafka

I often masturbate to my fantasy of being shrunken down to the size of a paperclip and a giantess sized woman sexually torturing my shrunken self with her naked body. Dominating me by shoving me into her asshole, making me sniff it, and shoving me deep inside her pussy. Also making me live on her nipples. I shit you not. I'm hard just thinking about it.

It's pretty unrealistic


Now, as a result of this, I cannot cum during actual sex with a woman unless I am staring at the soles of her feet.

sigh..

>> No.5800596

>>5800470
>Yep, to select a girl. say a few words and she is ready to go to another place to fuck like animals

kekekekek

>> No.5800617

Animal Farm

I have a huuuge pregnancy fetish. Like I can barely look at pregnant women in public without getting all hot and bothered

>> No.5800624

critique of pure reason

i fuck old men for money ;)

>> No.5800635

>>5800624
kant wouldn't be proud...

>> No.5800648

>>5796310
8/10

moloch be praised

>> No.5800652

Grapes of wrath

I'm in love with a jew

>> No.5800654

>>5800635
Why don't you contribute kitty?

>> No.5800656

>>5800652
lol oh /pol/

>> No.5800660

>>5800398
my situation was drastically different though
I was much more selfish than Victor

>> No.5800661

>Amerika
>The most fun activity I know is to piss in the drainage pipe in the basement, I go out of my way to avoid the toilet and use that

>> No.5800670

>>5800594
What..the fuck man?

>> No.5800681

>>5800670
it's not that weird anon

>> No.5800688

>>5800681
elaborate

>> No.5800706

>>5800688
there are many more deviant, maladaptive kinks out there, like people who can only get off on 2d representations of morbidly obese dragons with bus-sized dicks shitting themselves
macro/micro is about as a commonplace as foot fetishism in the scheme of things

>> No.5800808

>>5796310
Are you Clinton?

>> No.5800818

Inifinite Jest

Gay bestiality

>> No.5800842

>>5800652
darkest secret ITT

>> No.5800993

Stoner probably

I am addicted to masturbation. I can't get any work done (in college) for more than 30 minute spans of time because it's such a problem. Also, I've been jerking it to granny porn almost exclusively for the last two years.

>> No.5801008

>fav book: Ulysses

>darkest secret: I am immortal and have lived for 2300 years, give or take. No, really.

>> No.5801013

>>5801008
that's a pretty dark secret
you must feel good to have gotten it off your chest

>> No.5801021

>>5797578
>Blood Meridian
>wish i was making this up

>> No.5801027

>>5801008
Vamp?

>> No.5801048

>>5801008
>be 2300 years old
>read every book in existence, even those banned or burned ones
>shitpost at /lit/
>totallywhatsomeonewiththatexperiencewoulddo

>> No.5801054

I don't read

I've come here or some other online community every day for about 4 years and just stare at the laptop completely blankly. No thoughts at all, nor conscious of who I am or what I'm doing just entirely on autopilot unless typing a post.
I have done this all day every day and am past the point of no return

>> No.5801058

>>5794966
Orcs were once Elves you know... In the dawn of the Eldar, before the birth of Sun and Moon, Morgoth's spies seduced some of the more adventurous elves into following them. Morgoth then tortured and warped them. There was probably a lot rape in that torture.

>>5794890
>Your favorite book
The Good Earth and/or ASOIAF

>Your darkest secret
My ingrained pathological altruism has cost me $25k in the past year. I have a problem where I'll justify lending someone money to eat $15 worth of McDonalds for dinner when I'm personally subsisting solely on rice out of $10 20-lb bags bought every couple weeks. I'm keeping myself estranged from others purposefully so they don't take advantage of my mental illness(putting others before yourself is definitely a mental illness, no matter what anyone else says).

>> No.5801077

>>5795890
You'd rather have unrequited love, anon?

>> No.5801142

>>5801058
true, its more harmful than any disease. love ya anon.

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>>5800580
At least you don't do it when you're with somebody

>> No.5801179

Dorian Grey.
I dated a guy.

>> No.5801180

>>5801150
Seconded

>> No.5801258

Lolita or Stoner.
Secret:
After a ridiculous New Years party I woke up in bed with a good friend of mine. Her tits were out but her clothes were otherwise on. What I do remember is I tit fucked her (HUGE tits) and she deep throated me, and she has been the only girl to EVER manage that.
We both were in relationships, and I don't think she remembers it. We've never spoken about it since.
So yeah, not dark, just awkward human shit.

>> No.5801272

>>5795159
I have a car, browse 4chan and don't have a phone.

>> No.5801282

>>5796358
This is normal though. I sucked my neighbor's dick many times when I was a kid.

>> No.5801285

>>5796397
>le ebin literary life

Fuck off back to reddit, no one biys your bullshit.

>> No.5801290

>>5801285

>Fuck off back to reddit

i swear this reddit meme has been watered down to zero meaning. he's an edgelord but just how in the fuck is that a "reddit" post?

>> No.5801299

the stranger

i have a very degenerate secret sex life no one knows about. ive had sex with obese women, men, and transexuals (most unprotected). i also regularly think about suicide, although i dont feel particularly suicidal.

>> No.5801322

No joke here. Really.
>The Metamorphosis
>I'm a tranny with a history of painkiller and glue abuse.
I guess I like the book because I can kind of relate to how I'm alienating my very traditional rural family by living the way I'm living. It comforts me to read that when my changes and I are out of their lives they'll be most comfortable, even though I still love them all very much.

>> No.5801457

>High Life by Matthew Stokoe

>my favorite book is High Life by Matthew Stokoe

>> No.5801481

>>5794890
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

I tell people I have more mental disorders than I actually do.

>> No.5801498

>>5797339
I feel bad for American men. Women here don't really give a fuck about your attractiveness no long as they realise you're not a fucking git.

>> No.5801509

>>5795068
lol wowowowow. you still a virgin??

>> No.5801514
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Moonfleet or Brave New World

>I'm so bad with women

>The one female I would actually like to pursue something with once messaged me first, I carried on replying as normally as I could, at a point in the conversation she obviously went to bed so she could reply to a message of mine the next day and carry it on

>She replies a jokey half flirty message

>read said message

>never reply again for fear of fucking up

>> No.5801568

The Zen Teaching of Huang Po.

I sucked my brother's cock a few times when we were kids.

>> No.5801624

>Journey to the End of the Night

>I accidentally hit a pregnant woman's belly when I was a kid. Her baby died.
>I used to fantasize of having sex my mother a few years ago.
>I keep thinking of murdering people that I meet in creative and sensorially idealized scenes. I am bitter and isolated, yet I am a massive coward. I probably won't kill anybody on purpose again.

>> No.5801639

Lolita.

The only sex I've ever had has been from prostitutes.

>> No.5801657

Blood Meridian

I'm going to kill myself soon.

>> No.5801661

>>5801258
Give pics

>> No.5801679

>>5801624
>again

>> No.5801689

100 Years of Solitude

My house is a fucking wreck.

>> No.5801859

>>5801657

nah don't

You'll be right.

>> No.5801965

>>5801568
Greentext

>> No.5801971

>>5801859
It's alright brother.

I'm happy with it. No god nor man can tell me when my life can end. I should be able to decide that.

I've become a burden to the world around me and I will relinquish myself from it.

>> No.5801975

>>5800585
Care to share?

>> No.5801978

The Second Sex.

I will not get her because in fact I just love her Ideal and not the Reality itself.

>> No.5802051

Lost souls by poppy z Brite

1996, operation joint endeavor. outside tuzla, Bosnia. I was 20. The 10th mountain Division was hot on the trail of a roving Serbian death squad in a convoy and called my non combat arms unit for the assist when they had them cornered. Green berets created a killbox but the charges didn't go off. The lead vehicle got away and some of us piled in a humvee to chase it down. We chased it for miles and by blind luck managed to shoot the driver. The vehicle went off the road and the other 3 guys scattered into the woodline. Me and two others chased after them while our driver finished off the other driver and waited for help to catch up. My battle buddy shot one of the guys and two others. I had trouble keeping up because I had the fucking 249saw. When I got to the top of the ridge, the two men ducked into a small wooden one bedroom cottage.my squad leader was yelling something that sounded like "shoot". I was scared so ended up emptying the entire 200 round drum into that house before he could stop me. When my ears stopped ringing he was screaming at me why I was shooting. He'd ordered me NOT to shoot. Since I fucked up, he made me reload and go get the bodies while he took a sharpshooter position. I went inside and found not only the two Serbians blown to shit, but a woman and her five year old son as well. I drug the two bodies out and the squad leader never checked inside because I said it was empty. Others caught up and helped us move the bodies back to the road to strip them from Intel but no one ever asked about the house. I think I committed a war crime before I was old enough to drink.

>> No.5802070

>>5802051
Fuck, is this real?

Have you read My War Gone By, I Miss it So?

>> No.5802079

>>5802051
I believe it

>> No.5802084

>>5802051
>and her five year old son as well
how did you know he was five years old
was it yours

>> No.5802089

>>5802084
He looked 5-7

>> No.5802096

>>5802089
And I like lost souls because you witness jason lose his innocence and become a predator

>> No.5802104

>>5797046
I mean, I make no effort towards them at all - I don't even give to charity
>>5797078
I agree, that's why I said clever "enough", not, "so clever that I can - "

>> No.5802170

>>5802070
An interesting side note. Since that time, I haven't hardly aged. Little grey hairs came in but everyone in my family has silver hair. No wrinkles, no gained weight, no loss of libido, no loss of strength. That might make a good twist on a story.

>> No.5802238

>>5801661
I was drunk off my ass, I didn't think to take pics.

>> No.5803118
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>>5800594
you're not alone>>5797028
I probably masturbated to you being shrunk too.

>> No.5803133

>>5797016
me too. middle school, too.

it was harder in high school because they put in those fancy magnetic alarms you have to walk through to get in and out but I found ways

>become library aide/TA
>i have access to the de-magnetizer behind the counter that you swipe the books on when you are checking them out so the alarm doesn't go off
>wait until librarians are busy
>take a book
>demagnetize
>place in backpack

never caught.

>> No.5803138

>>5798968
It's a trope among Austrians (and I guess Germans too maybe) to have the man without qualities lying around at home, even talking about it, but never having read more than two chapters. I guess he is referencing that.

>> No.5803143

>>5801282
bad news, anon...

>> No.5803153

i guess IJ, i read it before i found /lit/ so pls no bully.

i don't have anyone in my life that would be truly upset if i died or vice-versa.

>> No.5803635

don't die thread

>> No.5803662

>>5801077
That level of emotion is something I've never experienced. It's like a boy who grew up in desert crying at his first sight of the ocean.

>> No.5805744

>>5803662
It's that way for a lot of people. It's overwhelming, although I didn't really notice what was happening the first time I fell in love. It's been easier to identify it as that every time after, though. It's sort of addicting, too. You feel more alive when you have that in your life, even if it results in more negativity than anything else.

Don't die, thread.

>> No.5805760

Absalom, Absalom

I used to grope girls asses on the sly in high school while wandering through the hallways. Eventually i found out that people had noticed and one day my sister asked me if it was true that I walked around grabbing girls asses. I said no, calmly, and pretended from that day forward that it never happened.

>> No.5805765

>>5805744
I've had girls who've reciprocated. It's so overwhelming that I'm lost. I get an almost sublime feeling of smallness, that some other mind, some mind with its own experiences, own history, own chemicals somehow found the end result of myself in that moment attractive is something that I just can't deal with. Anyways, I've got a short story about to be published by a small press, so at least I have that, but for now I feel like Belinksy– screaming at the world for not feeling as much as I do.

>> No.5805832
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>>5794890
>The Running Man
>When I was little, I would pop surprise boners all the time without knowing what was happening. Eventually, I popped a boner when I was in my parent's room so I asked my mom what it was. She told me it was an erection, but my 6-year-old ears heard it as "a nurdection." I didn't understand the concepts of sexuality and shame, and the next time I got a boner in school I stood up, got the teacher's attention, pointed to my crotch, and said "I got a nurdection, can I go to the bathroom?"

I don't think anybody else remembers that day, and I intend to take the memory to the grave.

>> No.5805859 [DELETED] 

One hundred years of solitude

I fucked a prostitute when I was 14 and I'm afraid I might have given stds to the girls I've had sex with since then.

>> No.5805872

>>5800842
holy shet and the post was erased, what was it

>> No.5805882

>>5805872
i'm guwessing the poster was confessing to read stephanie meyer or something like that

>> No.5805893

>>5801971

don't do it dude :(

>> No.5805946

>>5797996
what

>> No.5805994
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5805994

>>5794890

>Conspiracy Against the Human Race

I once had a sexy dream about Jane Eyre.

>Was preparing dinner in the mansion
>Jane walks in
>"The lord is out racing horses. Won't you keep me company upstairs?"

And that's how I had a threesome with a crazy women and Jane Eyre.

>> No.5806002

>>5805760
lol how would you think people wouldn't notice that

>> No.5806025

>>5801971
You should probably kill yourself then.

>> No.5806062

>>5805994
I think I might have had a similar dream to that one once

>> No.5806360

My favorite book? Twilight.

>> No.5806528

>>5796745
Hahaha this shit
>yeah I'm pretty much god but I'm too lazy to solve the world xD

>> No.5806541

>>5806002

I was deluded and young

>> No.5806561

>>5794890
Fav books
Inferno, Book of the New Sun, TBK
Secret
I'm Catholic and I sometimes watch porn.

>> No.5806590

>>5794890
>>Your favorite book
Brothers Karamazov

>>Your darkest secret
I'm a cis white male

>> No.5806594

Book: Meditations

Secret: I'm not interested in sexual relationships, I'd rather just masturbate. But I still seek out an attractive girlfriend so I have someone to make me feel better about myself.

>> No.5806611

>>5806590
R u me ?

>> No.5806616

>>5797339
they dont do this in europe
Its just some /pol/ propaganda
Literally no women or even most men give a fuck about politics
And everyone hates towelheads

>> No.5806619

>>5797695
just sign up for grindr or some shit

>> No.5806627

Rimbauds poems

When i was 16 i made a hookup account and started fucking with older men for money. I got caught after one died of heart attack and got into trouble with police, then psychiatrist and my parents. I stopped doing it untill i activated my account again and hooked up with old lesbian.

>> No.5806695

>confederacy of ducnes or catch 22 (I also happen to be 22)

>I didn't masturbate til I was 21 after a woman suggested it
>I lost my virginity to a 40-something woman when I was 20
>closest I've had to a girlfriend is a 36 year old woman
>I once kept an audio recording of a sexual encounter, but lost it

Having sex with someone just feels messy and unappealing now

>> No.5806699

>>5806695
>I lost my virginity to a 40-something woman when I was 20
Full story?

>> No.5806726

>>5806611
maybe, but the cooler you
do you feel like pinnochio?

>> No.5806741

>>5806699
Boring really

Okcupid, the worst part was that she was actually part of 'anonymous', had the mask and everything. Very pro-drugs.

>> No.5807194

>>5797049
Yeah, it kinda sucks. You either keep strong and always refuse to drink but have to deal with the awkwardness or you just force yourself to slowly drink one beer in 2-3 hours.

or you do like I do and don't go out, ever

>> No.5807277

>>5799299
Do you go out much ? Try casually bringing this on in a small group or a one on one conversation, you'd be surprised how rational people can be in spite of the retarded shit you read in internet comments.

>> No.5807992

>>5805872
>>/lit/thread/S5794890#p5800652

>> No.5807998

>>5806528
>people on /lit/ who can't read
Always cracks me up.

>> No.5808159

>>5797412
>anarchist
>mysognist
wut

>> No.5808941
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5808941

>Favorite book
I can't actually read

>Darkest secret

I'm not really a cute Japanese Schoolgirl