/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.5749325]

How 'le bohemian life" is your life right now /lit/?

For me it is
>wake up after noon
>put on some music
>watch retro porn
>listen to some post rockish music sometimes some other
>read some romantic poetry or some shit
>dinner and drink
>go out with group of friends
>get drunk and shit do stupid things etc etc
>if not stay in home, drink, read and write

[Anonymous No.5749330]

>>5749325

>le cosmopolitan jew lifestyle

[Anonymous No.5749333]

>>5749325
>wake up, eat
>go to work at office
>get home, eat
>shitpost on /lit/ and drink until i pass out
living the bohemian dream

[Anonymous No.5749334]

>>5749325
>le bohemian life
>obviously lives off the government or parents
absolutelydisgusting.jpg

You're not doing it right man.

[Anonymous No.5749342]

>>5749334
i live off inherited money

ALSO
>implying that being a neetbucks leecher or papidollas leecher isn't /lit/ as fuck

[Anonymous No.5749351]

>>5749325
Bohemian life, life of an artist without the art.

[Anonymous No.5749362]

Well my night is ruined
My favourite camwhore just went into private show

[Anonymous No.5749365]

>>5749325
>wake up
>hit up friend for ride to pawn shop
>if nothing to pawn then find ways to hustle up money, such as middlemanning
>get money and score some heroin
>come home and read/write while chainsmoking or have fellow users over and listen to music/chat
>redose throughout day
>sleep

[Anonymous No.5749370]

>>5749325
>wake up
>go to work
>shattered mirror of confusion governs inner workings of company on the brink of collapse
>cannot move to germany for bureaucratic reasons
>biding time until grad school for philosophy
>read hours on end
>practice piano maybe
>live above two bars
>droning roar of nightlife below me foils the lonely void within
>grip sheets tighter
>get dissected by two men as they pin me to a rock
>tomorrow will be different

[Anonymous No.5749382]

>>5749342
My friend travels the world off of life insurance money.

Sure, her dad is dead, but fuck I wish I had her lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.5749421]

>>5749342
Yeah it's /lit/ as fuck, but sure as hell isn't literary as fuck.
I hate to reference BEE, but you remind me of the Victor chapter in The Rules of Attraction.

[Anonymous No.5749467]

>wake up somewhere around noon
>have breakfast
>sit around in bathrobe drinking tea and cyberflaneuring the internet
>maybe read a bit
>shower and dress
>walk for an hour or two, starting when it's still light out and finishing when it's dark
>cocktail time, make myself a drink and start to make dinner
>eat dinner, have a drink
>coffee, have a drink
>consume media and browse the internet, converse with people online, maybe have a some drinks
>go to bed somewhere between three and six in the morning
>repeat

Routine may be interrupted once every few months for guests.

[Anonymous No.5749488]

>>5749467
>cyberflaneuring

legitimately lol'd

[Anonymous No.5749515]

>>5749370

>girlfriend asked me to move in with her
>can't work legally in this country
>wake up around nine when she goes to work
>read and shitpost on /lit/ and /adv/ all day
>smoke some bud every once in a while, have some drinks, lift
>she gets home from work: we fuck
>go to sleep

Every day

[Anonymous No.5749540]

>>5749370
that's pretty kafkaesque

[Anonymous No.5749541]

>>5749515
how do i apply for this

[Anonymous No.5749562]

my setup
>house and living paid for by rich, overworking wife
>have a 'job' as 'editor' for a health-industry journal. requires 6-8hrs of work a week, all telecommuting. pays 80k.

my days (obviously some variation)
>wake up at 7 to spend daily hour with wife
>rise at noon, coffee and reading until 4pm
>go meet 'friend' when she gets off work at 5, dinner with her, sex
>home by 9 to greet wife and set her to bed immediately
>9:30-3 continue reading, write if in the mood

i'm coming to hate myself

[Anonymous No.5749567]

>>5749541

Here's a step-by-step for Americans:
1. Get a Canadian girlfriend
2. Make sure she has a good job
3. Make sure she falls madly in love with you (tip: you must be a significantly above-average performer in the bedroom)
4. Hint about how the distance is causing trouble in your mind and you wish to see her and sleep with her every day.
5. Pack your stuff.

[Anonymous No.5749630]

>>5749342
>/lit/

[Anonymous No.5749651]

>wake up whenever I feel like it, depends whether I have breakfast with someone
>take a shower and/or a swim in the morning to wake up
>make myself a coffee, open door for the maids if I haven't the evening prior
>check if anyone else is home
>either read or take an Uber into town, have coffee or lunch or both with various people, maybe go to the uni once in a while
>wander around the city, meet people, buy smokes or a new suit maybe
>go home or have dinner in town, read some more or watch some TV
>go out to my regular bar, have a couple of drinks with friends there, do some coke, go out or buy a whore
>come back whenever, sleep til noon again
>repeat

That's basically every day since I turned 20.

[Anonymous No.5749657]

How do I get a job that pays enough to pay rent?

[Anonymous No.5749660]

>>5749325
ITT: neet dreams

[Anonymous No.5749664]

>>5749325
how do you do this?

[Anonymous No.5749749]

>>5749515
what country is it? Can you get a job under the table? Even if pay is bad, just to get out of the house and do something. You obviously don't need to work, which is why it would be awesome:

>get shitty job with illegal coworkers
>pretend to take all your boss' shit for two or three weeks
>then, one day, tell your coworkers you are sick and will take it no more
>start standing up for yourself and talking back to your boss
>tension escalates
>start sabotaging your boss
>"What are you gonna do? Fire me? You can't fire me, I quit!"
>Leave job smashing shit left and right.

what's he gonna do, call the cops on you?

[Anonymous No.5749761]

>>5749562
lovely. I just really wish for all of you neets or half-neets to be writing something worthwhile. I'm NEET too right now (worked in Australia for a while, now living in cheap Colombian town doing nothing) but I'm working my ass off trying to write. I will apply to MFA's maybe this year, maybe next, I'm trying to publish my shit in journals.

What I'm trying to say is, NEETdom is awesome, but try not to waste it away here on /lit/. Cut back your 4chan hours a bit and do more writing and reading. Try to become the artist we all want to become. I'm on my way, time will tell if I've made it or not.

[Anonymous No.5749767]

How do you people even become NEET? Is there some technique?

[Anonymous No.5749770]

>>5749749

Country is Canada. They won't touch an illegal.

But the funny thing about that story is it's kind of happening to my girlfriend right now. They told her they wouldn't pay her for training, then she worked 120 training hours, and now she's asking for training pay because the law says she's entitled to it. She called the Ministry of Labour on them today. They mad.

[Anonymous No.5749825]

What does /boh/ drink?

[Anonymous No.5749841]

I'm not an umeployed fuckwit, so not very.

[Anonymous No.5749975]

>>5749325

>Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
>Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
>Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
>Seein' everything, the time is goin'
>Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
>Gotta get down to the bus stop
>Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

[Anonymous No.5749982]

>wake up
>homework
>class
>lunch
>coffee with profs
>class
>read
>work
>homework
>write
Busy.

[Anonymous No.5749986]

is anyone else feeling increasingly ill equipped to deal with post-industrial society on a day to day basis

[Anonymous No.5749995]

>>5749325
>wake up 430
>bike down to the loop by 530
>open the cafe at 6
>work until 130
>bike home
>maybe do some courier work
>get high
>get drunk
>sometimes fuck roller derby gf
>read
>unsuccessfully work on plays
>sleep

[Anonymous No.5750022]

>wake up at 630 am
>scarf down yoghurt, pack lunch, and get my ass to bus stop
>work from 8 to 330 at special needs school
>simulataneously lel and rage at shit they do
>good food for thought though--consider it like guattari and his sanitarium
>take and hour to get back to my place on bus
>take a nap
>go to a cafe and study for a couple hours
>feel sad or manic depending on mood
>scarf down dinner
>fap and sleep

On weekends I'll drink with friends at night and spend day in café/book store.

[Anonymous No.5750032]

>>5749325
>become aware of reality beyond dreams
>struggle to remain in the rapidly diminishing realm of warmth and comfort
>don't wanna wake up
>fuck it the sun says so
>drink tea for an hour and shitpost and listen to uplifting music or whatever
>prepare breakfast: 3 bacon 2 toast 4 eggs with tabasco
>watch chess videos while eating and think about the health consequences of a high sodium intake associated with daily bacon consumption
>either work out on MWF or go to class around noon or 1
>tfw modernity is all they teach in college
>come home feeling crestfallen about various aspects of my life i hate:
>- few friends
>- only occasionally find fuck buddies, never anything meaningful
>- general sadness about being a weirdo intellectual
>after that watch a prententious movie or read a book
>make shit dinner with rice and chicken and whatever else i have
>more shitposting
>fall asleep questioning my ability to love and longing to know someone deeply
>repeat ad infinitum.

[Anonymous No.5750046]

/lit/ is probably the drunkest board after /ck/

[Anonymous No.5750059]

Fuck your lives are all way better than mine.

[Anonymous No.5750061]

>>5750059
greentext it m8

[Anonymous No.5750064]

>>5749995
fucking fag

[Anonymous No.5750066]

not to sound like a republican but you all need to go to school or work or something, jeez

[Anonymous No.5750069]

>>5750066
Fuck you faggot I don't need to do anything except feed myself and drink water

[Anonymous No.5750071]

>>5749995
how does it feel to be a stereotype?

[Anonymous No.5750074]

>Wake up at 5:40
>Get high
>Shower, read, study
>Go to classes
>Go to work
>Bite my thumb thinking about studying
>Get high
>Worry about my GPA
>Self-criticize, especially while high
>Try to chase lightning (the meaning, molded imagery and ideas) the thing that muses me, the deep thing in my head
>Write above down, sink my head into my desk
>Wallow around, think about my girl, get sick to myself thinking about how I will think about my musings on this girl in 6 months.
>Go to sleep

[Anonymous No.5750075]

>>5750066
>being this petit bourgeois

[Anonymous No.5750076]

>Wake up
>Grab a brush and put a little make-up
>Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up

[Anonymous No.5750083]

>>5750075
>>5750069
i mean if i had like inheritance or a trust fund or some shit i would definitely live like this but in today's day and age how can you exist otherwise without working or going to school

[Anonymous No.5750090]

>>5750083
This is how.

[Anonymous No.5750100]

>>5750090
AHAHAHAH
you are a fucking king.

[Anonymous No.5750104]

>>5750083
I'm homeless

[Anonymous No.5750106]

>>5749325
>Wake Up
>Cofee
>Work
>Reading/Studying/Writing
>Internet/Games?wtv
>Sleep

Padre Pelágio at last Monster Bus coming down

Someday I'll write a book
a promise to myself
So I can have command
and freedom from this hell.

[Anonymous No.5750110]

Now the real question: How dead are you all inside that you have to find satisfaction in smugly reading poetry next to a fireplace with a glass of wine? That you consume art and use it as a fashion statement? That you feel satisfaction in typing it all out for other people to read, hoping they envy you or compliment you for it?

Get a life you losers.

Sincerely, a NEET

[Anonymous No.5750121]

>wake up at 11am at the earliest
>go to class
>get home and read for an hour or so
>go on internet and shit, watch TV or film
>wait till its 11pm so i can walk around for an hour or two and think about what the fuck i am doing with my life
>get home and read for another hour before passing out

fuck i hate college

[Anonymous No.5750124]

>>5750110
I would hate to smugly type out how superior my NEETdom is.

[Anonymous No.5750143]

>wake up at 6am
>immediately fall back asleep
>wake up at 730 or 830am depending on day
>decide if i want to go to class
>rush to 8 or 9 am class
>out at 11am or noon
>do absolutely nothing meaningful
>chores at 530pm before my parents get home
>work at 930pm
>home at 1030pm
>try to sleep, end up fucking around on internet
>bed at midnight

[Anonymous No.5750146]

>>5749325
>wake up
>drop siblings off to school
>concoct flat-white coffee and somethign to eat for breakfast
>write for an hour or two
>brose webs
>play games
>play some more games
>browse web
>play more games
>write a bit maybe
>pick up siblings from school
>go to work at dvd store
>get bored out my fucking skull
>finish work
>go home
>eat dinner
>browse web
>lay in bed with a book and read for 1-2 hours
>sleep
literally every single day

[Anonymous No.5750161]

>>5750110
>he doesn't take his lobster for walks

[Anonymous No.5750163]

>>5750083
neetbux

[Anonymous No.5750174]

>>5749333
>wake up, don't eat
>go to work, answer phone calls
>get home, maybe eat
>shit post on /lit/ and watch Chinese cartoons at my parent's house

It could be worse.

[Anonymous No.5750175]

>worked for a week-long event and made decent pay
>live with parents and pretty much live off of oats and tea
>wake up at 7
>breakfast and clean up house
>go for a run with friends or by myself
>read for a bit
>do general house work
>read
>go for another run

If i didnt run I think I might have killed myself
>go for

[Anonymous No.5750201]

>Wear WWI-era Turkish army jackets over vests, skinny ties and skinny jeans every day, with either cowboy boots or converse sneakers
>Have recently pulled off such hairstyles as mutton chops, a mustachio, and a mullethawk
>Work "from home" teaching online courses, doing graphic design and writing literary reviews, although a local cafe decorated with classical nude paintings is usually my "base of operations" for such work
>Spend a majority of my time participating in community theatre, working on abstract paintings and post-modernist short stories
>Other hobbies include reading classic literature, fantasy genre literature (ironically), and listening to exclusively 80s pop and post-punk
>live in a one room studio apartment with no furniture except for bean bag chairs, Persian carpets, and one low lying table
>Regularly host nude tea parties for friends and acquaintances
>have been in poly relationships with a guy and a girl at once, a guy and a guy at once, and a non-poly relationship with a hermaphrodite who identifies as agendered

[Anonymous No.5750203]

Wake up at 2pm
Go to work at warehouse at 6pm
Get home at 5am
Sleep
Repeat

[Anonymous No.5750213]

>>5749325
magdalena my queen

[Anonymous No.5750231]

>>5750201
>turkey
>existing at the time of WW1

[Anonymous No.5750241]

>>5750231

Ottoman military jackets. Derp.

[Anonymous No.5750248]

>wake up at 6pm
>make a quick weed run before shops close
>sit in my parent's yard smoking joints
>watch netflix and youtube for hours
>go to sleep at 7am
>repeat

[Anonymous No.5750251]

>>5750241
Describe your perfect martini.

[Anonymous No.5750257]

>>5750248
whats some good utube

[Anonymous No.5750262]

>>5750251

A saccharinely sweet appletini with two cherries, lined with salt.

[Anonymous No.5750264]

>>5750257

I watch vids of car accidents, cooking shows, old tonight show tapings, old looney tunes clips, prison documentaries, Yale lectures, academic debates, etc etc etc

[Anonymous No.5750311]

>>5750264
Sounds like you take your escapism seriously.

[Anonymous No.5750330]

>>5750311

It's long since evolved from a pastime into an artform

[Anonymous No.5751332]

>>5750203
So you don't read or write, why are you even here?

[Anonymous No.5751382]

>>5749334
?

artists live off of others' support, usually. it's the only way to have the time to develop

[Anonymous No.5751454]

>Wake up around noon
>Shitpost as a namefag on /lit/ and /x/ and read until ~2
>Shower, smoke week with/get picked up by friend for work
>Smoke throughout work
>Go to bars for twofer tuesday/wing night/friday saturday bands often with girlfriend and friends
>otherwise read or shitpost/try and discuss through the shitposts
>Listen to jam band music if not reading throughout entire day
>During summer go to music festivals or the beach
>Periodically get massively depressed and nostalgic, feel like I'm going to hate like in a decade or so unless I'm willing to be uncomfortable for a bit
>Drink thoughts away until actual existential crisis

[Anonymous No.5751497]

>>5749825
wine, cheap beer and abisnth

[Anonymous No.5751501]

>>5750110
i dont have fireplace
I read my poetry in small room, filled with smoke, curtains always on, he said.
A pleb, he said

[Anonymous No.5751526]

>wake up
>drive to tourist attraction hill
>walk up hill
>maybe talk to qt tourist if around
>get coffee in town
>maybe get a book from the library if there's anything
>maybe talk to qt in town
>buy groceries
>home
>get online, speed chess, emails, dating, news, here etc
>will read if I have anything from the library
>try write lyrics or prose
>often don't
>go to bed

Through various means I lost all contact with people I know. Now I'm totally alone, haven't had a proper conversation for months.

[Anonymous No.5751534]

>>5749325
>wake up 11am
>have brekkie
>play league for 3 hours while listening to Dire Straits
>lunch
>Watch anime for 1 hour
>play league for 3 hours
>Din dins
>Watch a film
>one more game of league
>Read 1-2 chapters of my book
>sleep and wank
Sometimes I will go out with friends and get baked but only occasionally

[Anonymous No.5751550]

>wake up at 9.30
>gf goes to work
>back to bed for an hour or so
>breakfast
>/lit/
>reading
>make dinner if I feel like it
>read more
>go to a cafe in the centre
>read
>go to work in the evening and teach a bit, preparing lessons is for idiots
>get home at 11
>eat dinner that the gf made
>watch X-Files or Twin Peaks with the gf
>Sex or sleeping
>repeat

weekends:
>wake up
>Sex
>movies or vidya
>getting shitfaced in bars
>Sex
>hangover
>Sex
>sleeping

[Anonymous No.5751570]

6 days a week goes like this.

>Wake up at 6:00
>Go to high paying blue collar job which I'm bad at. (150k/year)
>Get home at 18:00
>Avoid partner who I've been with for 5 years and have come to resent but don't have the heart to send her back to her shitty family's influence.
>Think I have original deep thoughts and I'm secretly a blue collar snowflake.
>Original thoughts are not original and extremely Kantian and Hobbesian
>Contemplate finishing year 12 so I can go to uni.
>Realize this isn't a realistic option until I give the missus the boot.
>Fuck I'm 24 soon and don't have any friends anymore or hobbies.
>Gym to drown emotional pain with physical pain
>Listen to strange music
>Read books which tease me of an escape from this poor reality I am letting my self exist in.
>Sleep

[Anonymous No.5751607]

/lit/ seems suprisingly to consist out of people that i'd actually would hang out with.

[Anonymous No.5751616]

>>5751550
*forgot something:
>endless procrastination with civilization 4

[Anonymous No.5751623]

>>5751607
Always thought this board had cool people, would like to meet someone from here some time.

recently moved to the us for a semester, my days are mostly completely unorganized so the order varies depending on mood.
>wake up from 9 to 12 depending on day and class
>stay in bed reading either on my phone or current reading
>make and drink tea
>either go to class or hang at home, smoke a bit of weed, read or spend time on the internet
>try to find something to write about, realize I never had any experiences that could ever be of interest to anyone
>breakfast a few hours after waking up, whatever I'm in the mood for
>run, usually just 5k but been working my way up to 10k recently
>listen to music all throughout the day
>study and write papers at some point
>feel essentially lonely and long for an American girl, all the cool ones are taken
>"oh my god what am I going to do with my life"
>either stay at home and get gradually higher until I fall asleep or hang out with friends doing practically the same

[Anonymous No.5751625]

>>5751623
Where in the us?

[Anonymous No.5751636]

>>5751625
California, why?

[Anonymous No.5751639]

>>5751534
>>play league for 3 hours while listening to Dire Straits

i would have never imagined this combo in my life

[Anonymous No.5751646]

>>5751623
>Always thought this board had cool people, would like to meet someone from here some time.
Same here but what are the chances of finding one of you guys in St. Petersburg?

[Anonymous No.5751684]

>>5751646

>St. Petersburg

The little St. Petersburg in the U.S. or the big one in Russia?

[Anonymous No.5751707]

>>5751684
The big one, where people love to read.

[Anonymous No.5751714]

>>5749515
marry her

[Anonymous No.5751716]

>wake up
>cry
>read once tears dry
>smoke
>maybe /lit/ maybe cry some more
>tfw gf is convinced if she just keeps me reading I become cioran
>read and try not to cry more so she still loves me
>sleep

[Anonymous No.5751783]

>>5751636
If you were in New York City we could have started a whirlwind friendship.

[Anonymous No.5751807]

>>5749325
>Wake up
>Put on business casual
>Go to work at a Fortune 150 insurance carrier where I make more money than the median US household income while being age 23.
>Go home
>Lift
>Read, bed

Fuck you bohos

[Anonymous No.5751811]

>waiting for visa so I can re-entry my country of choice
>stuck in parents' basement until that happens
>wake up at 12 or 13:00
>eat lunch with parents
>drink copious amounts of coffee while answering the night's emails
>maybe work a bit on my thesis
>play games
>read from 20:00
>go to bed at 3:00
>rinse, repeat

Going for six weeks and counting

[Anonymous No.5751812]

any english neets here?

[Anonymous No.5751813]

>>5751807
the funniest part is its lies

[Anonymous No.5751836]

>>5749841
>fuckwit

Bridget Jones pls go

[Anonymous No.5751841]

>>5750201
>nude tea parties

[Anonymous No.5751869]

>>5749467
>cyberflaneuring

[Anonymous No.5751953]

>>5751807
>least fun routine on here
>a-at least I make money guys

kek

[Anonymous No.5751980]

>>5751807
>23
bit old for 4chan arent you, grampa?

[Anonymous No.5752009]

>>5749365
nice

[Anonymous No.5752050]

>>5749325
>wake up early
>get kids ready for school
>drop off at school
>clean/grocery shopping/read the news
>pick up kids from school
>lunch/nap
>lift/read
>make dinner
>watch tv with family
>put kids to bed
>hot-tub or cocktails with wife
>bath-read
>play vidya
>go to bed, read

[Anonymous No.5752058]

>>5749825
shipyard pumpkinhead, and this

[Anonymous No.5752064]

>>5749986
move to the mountains, and stay off of twitter/tumblr/and social outrage threads here

[Anonymous No.5752066]

>>5752058
>flavoured beer
>flavoured vodka

post qt tits

[Anonymous No.5752068]

>>5750110
>tfw propane fireplace

[Anonymous No.5752074]

>>5752066

[Anonymous No.5752086]

>>5751807
>muh franklins babe!!!
>b-but i got money guys!!!
>d-dont laugh at me, he stuttered

[Anonymous No.5752092]

>>5752074
do you work out to "dancing queen"?

[Anonymous No.5752094]

>>5752092
Glitch Mob and Itunes U courses

[Anonymous No.5752096]

>>5751811
>tfw you got deported without prejudice

[Anonymous No.5752098]

>>5752074

Quite the hunk

[Anonymous No.5752320]

Wake up at 630, three slices of bread and coffee for breakfast
Go to work in finance at 07:20
Lunch at 12
Work until 17:00
Go to uni at 17:45 , working towards masters at corporate finance
21:00 commute back to my place
22:00 Another three slices of bread plus tea for dinner.
Go to sleep by 23:00.

Saturdays 9 to 5 schooldays. Sundays for home assignments.

No money. No time. No realistic future prospects. No time to hang out with friends and no gf for a year now.

Doesnt get more soulless.so about the least bohemian?

[Anonymous No.5752392]

> wake up around 10
> breakfast (yoghurt and fruit and muesli)
> make italian expresso
> read mails, look for cool jobs, reply to messages
> go into town
> get something to eat (brunch, sandwich, whatever)
> bookstores, secondhandshop, thrift stores
> go home
> read, write, edit
> make dinner (alone or with friends)
> browse the internet
> go out to a show, poetry reading, exhibition opening
> hit on girls, hit on boys, mess with peoples head
> get bored
> go home
> read, read, read

This gets interupted by work, meetings and general shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.5752406]

>wake up
>go to high school
>play games on my school issued ipad in every class
>after school ends go to drama
>after drama ends go out with gf, sometimes just for dinner, on weekends go to her house for 5 or 6 hours
>go home
>text gf and play games until i fall asleep

I lack the mental energy to read books right now.

[Anonymous No.5752423]

>Wake up at 5:30
>Go for a run if the weather's alright
>Make fancy breakfast for myself
>Walk to university, sit in a coffee shop on campus and read until I have my first lecture
>English undergrads are 70% female
>impress them with my knowledge of George Eliot and Virginia Woolf
>get drunk after class
>cry
>study

[Anonymous No.5752427]

>>5752406
>high school
You better be a teacher

[Anonymous No.5752479]

>>5750022
>simultaneously lel and rage at shit they do

must be taxing, but quite fucking hilarious. give us some examples please.

[Anonymous No.5752534]

0/10 bohemians
i work for most of my waking hours. When i get home, i jerk off to porn that disgust even me. I'm tired.

[Anonymous No.5752541]

>>5752092
I love that song so much. My friends call me afag, but they don't know. They haven't experienced the magic.

[Anonymous No.5752564]

>Wake up
>Get behind the wheel and drive for five hours
>Take mandatory 30 minute break, as required by the DOT
>Drive another five hours
>Park truck, read/write/play guitar,
>Go to sleep, rinse and repeat.

[Anonymous No.5752652]

>9-5 job
>grad school
>read listen to music for leisure
>watch sports
>stopped smoking weed so I'm almost entirely sober

Not very bohemian

[Anonymous No.5753656]

>>5750075
(aside) charles bradley is a cool guy

[Anonymous No.5753789]

Although your life's seem nice, you don't really sound happy. Are you new to being /bohe/?

>wake up at 12
>eat some soup or ramen noodles
>write or make some music
>drink coffee, check mails and browse some /lit/ or work on my blog
>make me a nice dinner
>take a relaxing bath while listening to some music
>meet with friends in a bar or watch a movie, also coffee
>read
>sleep

Been doing this for 2 years now and I'm happier and calmer than ever.

[Anonymous No.5753926]

>tfw I took a spontaneous little nap halfway down my second triple vodka

[Anonymous No.5754002]

>>5749334
>Implying artists aren't ultimately dependent on patronage.
>Implying you can create if you have to work for a living.

[Anonymous No.5754032]

>>5754002
he's too american not to think bohemians should be PRODUCTIVE HARD WORKEN CITRIZENS

[Anonymous No.5754055]

>wake up at 8:30
>work 9:30 to 5 usually
>get home
>smoke weed
>make dinner
>sometimes have band practice
>if not, consume media (books, tv shows, movies, podcasts, comic books) either on my own or with some of my chill housemates
>asleep by 2 am

and on the weekends i'm either destroying my body with alcohol or oversleeping/fapping

[Anonymous No.5754065]

1. Wake up past 1pm. Take advantage of how powerful my imagination is when I'm bordering consciousness and sleep and masturbate for an hour.

2. If I managed to ejaculate, go downstairs and have a cigarette and a cup of tea. If not, save these for later and switch on my computer.

3. Browse 4chan until 4:30pm. At 4:30, tidy the house before my Mum gets back from work.

4. At around 7pm, Mum gets back from work. We eat, I go back upstairs and browse 4chan for the rest of the day, stopping occasionally to drink tea and smoke.

5. Go to bed.

[Anonymous No.5754080]

>>5754065
at least you're not an alcoholic

[Anonymous No.5754084]

How are you people not bored yet of all these stupid activities you engage in?

[Anonymous No.5754085]

>>5754065
I like this. Which brand?

[Anonymous No.5754091]

i've gone through months of not having a steady job and it's nice for a while but then i just turn into a shithead with no redeeming qualities

[Anonymous No.5754295]

>>5754084
we are all pacified by our consumption of useless texts

[Anonymous No.5754355]

>>5751812
Naw everyone is /scot/ here.

[Anonymous No.5754883]

>>5749325
>get up at 5 am, goto school at 7 until 12
>leave school, come home
>eat, sleep, get high, sober up, try to become productive
>don't become productive usually
>sleep more

[fagve No.5754922]

I'm hardly human any longer.

[Anonymous No.5755649]

>>5752392
>expresso

[Anonymous No.5755836]

>>5749325
YEAH I LIKE YOU

[Anonymous No.5756593]

>>5749325
>wake up at 6:00
>get to the gym by 7:10
>class until 13:00
>work on cleaning up data for paper I'm co-authoring until 19:00
>ride stationary bike for an hour while watching Twilight Zone
>read for 40 minutes (Somerset Maugham)
>in bed by 22:30

Le true boho

[Anonymous No.5756594]

>>5751841

These sound fun

[Anonymous No.5756707]

>rise at about ten o'clock
>drink some coffee and spin some records
>read in the afternoon
>have a nice dinner
>watch one or two films in the evening
>read some more
>sleep

[Anonymous No.5756717]

I've spent the whole year travelling, drinking and fucking, with some good reading during downtimes, so pretty well, I'd say.

[Anonymous No.5758251]

>>5749370
Are you alluding to Prometheus?

cher poetry please

[Anonymous No.5758580]

>Rise with the sun
>lay fire for the evening and brew coffee
>Fill thermos and pack food
>grab guitar or flute and satchel and go outside with dog
>Don't bother to lock rustic cabin b/c 10 miles deep in forest.
> Walk and Identify plants I see while playing music when the mood strikes me
> When I get hungry I sip at coffee and eat some things, feeding dog scraps
>Gather mushrooms as I walk in preparation for dinner
>Meditate in secret grass clearing and write and read until I get chilly from the dusk
>Go home, light fire and feed dog
>Paint the sunset in the window-room
>4chan/email then yoga
>cook delicious feast of dinner and put on a new record
> Reflect on the day and play guitar
> Write Poetry
>Go outside for night swimming
>Come home, bathe and burn incense, pray
>Read
>Go to bed for full 10-hour night

Heaven

[Anonymous No.5758780]

>>5749995

Fellow Chicagofag?

[Anonymous No.5758787]

>>5749325
>bohemian life

Nice euphemism for being a worthless shit, mate.

[Anonymous No.5758798]

>>5758580
Do you got a gf?

[Anonymous No.5758810]

>>5752406
>school issued ipad
fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.5758859]

>>5749325
>wake up
>eat breakfast
>go into work as caretaker of a state park
>fuck yeah plants and nature and shit
>get off work, go home
>eat dinner
>read for a bit, shitpost, maybe have a friend over to talk or netflix
>go to sleep

[Anonymous No.5758878]

/r/ homeless coke fiend anon

[Anonymous No.5758961]

>wake up
>classes/homework/work/eat
>read/play instruments for a bit
>sleep
>repeat
not very bohemian

[Anonymous No.5759115]

>>5749770
Which province?

[Anonymous No.5759120]

>>5758961

hey i know that frog

his name is fregg and he is having a seizure, right

[Anonymous No.5759127]

>get up
>too scared to push my personal brand on facebook
>do it on /lit/ to discharge the energy

[Anonymous No.5759138]

I just sat in the passenger seat of a Pontiac with an Asian girl in the driver's seat while our male friend gave another guy a blowjob in the backseat.

I read the dictionary on my phone the whole time but I don't remember any of the words because I was too focused on the slurping noises.

P bohemian I guess

[Anonymous No.5759207]

>work as a train conductor
>play harmonica and read books when we stop
>drink in hotel bars and sleep in hotels every night

[Anonymous No.5759210]

> wake up at 10 am because dad demands it and I'm tired of arguing
> look at shit on the Internet
> try not to make it too obvious that I'm not working on finding a second part time job
> go to work at dinnertime at restaurant if I'm scheduled
> get home late
> surround myself with snacks
> say goodnight to parents
> browse Internet or play games
> bed between 2 and 4 am

Occasionally I'll read a book or go for a walk. Will have to pick up a second job soon; not sure what I want. Another restaurant job? Something that uses my editorial experience?

Wonder if I'll ever realize more of my potential, get a fuller social life, get a gf, confront my possible depression and social anxiety more aggressively, do interesting things, be someone younger me would have respected

[Anonymous No.5759240]

>>5750264
Should browse /r/watchpeopledie and liveleak. Howard stern, wtf with marc maron, comedians in cars getting coffee, and comedy bang bang are also good.

[Anonymous No.5759311]

>>5759210
Ugg this is me.

>Doublemajored in Philosophy and Poli Sci at prestigious college
> Existential crisis upon graduation
> Get $40K 9-5 job
> Want to kill self
> Work there a year then quit
> Now's my chance to pursue mah dreams
> Move to CA, do stand up, acting, writing
> Get shitty waiter job
> After 2 months, get real sick
> Almost die. In hospital for 2 weeks. IV antibiotics 2 months.
> Fall in love. Get heartbroken
> No acting. Did standup twice. Too nervous to enjoy it. Did poetry slam. 90% black crowd hated me.
> Writing as little as I did at my old job.
> At work today random customer at table goes "Oh so do you go to school around here. Is this like your sidejob?"
> "Nope. Just desperately underachieving."
> Back together with ex from 2 years ago. Not sure if I love her.

I wonder if I'll ever have the drive to be anything less than a failure. Historically speaking, unless it miraculously finds me one day out of nowhere, I doubt it. My dad is currently killing himself with alcohol. I think that's my inheritance.

[Anonymous No.5759321]

>>5751570
how the fuck you get your bluecollar u dick

[Anonymous No.5759329]

>>5759311

>Did poetry slam.

Wow you really did hit rock bottom.

[Anonymous No.5759355]

>>5749325
>college days is over this year
>plenty of time to read my books
>free time to read and circlejerks about politics
>taking advantage of all those final year parties to drink and eat whatever you want
>ill make a tour using the ID of my father, so i wont need to pay anything since he is retired, and retired dont pay for most public servisse
>writin poetry when alone
>fapping to lap dance vídeos at the night, and throwing the semen on my neighbor roof
>reciting Shakespeare naked at my room

life is good

[Anonymous No.5759398]

>>5759240

I used to watch Howard stern and norm macdonald.

[Anonymous No.5759804]

> wake up
> go to work and do some meaningless empty work
> get home, shitpost on /a/, /tv/,/lit/
> watch cartoons

well, at least I don't get to talk to anybody, only once a week with my family to pretend I'm doing great

[Anonymous No.5759862]

>get up between 8am and 9am
>small breakfast and coffee
>take a walk, have my first smoke maybe run some small errands
>prepare for russian lessons
>fast lunch before going to school
>five hours of russian lessons with teacher qts
>Eat ramen and bread for dinner
>/lit/
>learn some more russian
>read, write, draw
>sleep

Trough the whole day I consume litres green tea and numerous cigarettes.

On weekends and tuesday nights(no lessons on Wednesday ):
>go out with fellow students
>bar, club, whatever
>witness confusing and rather sad social life of other students
>come home at dawn
>write and smoke until too tired

It's nice I guess

[Anonymous No.5759906]

>>5750175
>tfw feel like shit if you don't run

[Anonymous No.5759910]

>>5751534
>brekkie
>din dins
gotta be from uk

...
>tfw i didn't even read 'wank' until after i wrote this post

[Anonymous No.5759915]

>>5751980
this
you should either lie about your age or be 18-21

[Anonymous No.5759918]

>>5758580
>rising with sun sun (4-6am)
>getting 10 hours sleep
yet you say you do 'night swimming' when you go to bed at 6pm? lel lies

[Anonymous No.5760420]

>>5759138
Are you Tao Lin?