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http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/11/17/jaden-and-willow-smith-exclusive-joint-interview/?_r=0

>WILLOW: That’s what I do with novels. There’re no novels that I like to read so I write my own novels, and then I read them again, and it’s the best thing.

>JADEN: Willow’s been writing her own novels since she was 6.

/lit/ would you read Willow Smith's novels? what do you think they're about? what could they possibly compare to?

>> No.5745353

>>5745338
No.

Literature is about communication.

Judging from this interview, Willow isn't communicating; she's masturbating.

>> No.5745547

>>5745338
Oh man, those kids are something else.

>> No.5745550

Will Jaden Smith grow up to be the male, black Yoko Ono of his generation?

>> No.5745553

>>5745338
I'm starting to think they're both doing some sort of performance art, because that quote is just too funny and absurd to be real.

>> No.5745559

>>5745338
wait, one of those two kids was a girl?

>> No.5745579

>What are some of the themes that recur in your work?

>JADEN: The P.C.H. being one of them; the melancholiness of the ocean; the melancholiness of everything else.

Kid's a rock-solid Publishers' Clearing House booster. Can't be all bad.

The really hilarious thing about all this, and by 'all this' I mean:

>JADEN: [bursts into laughter] As soon as me and Willow started releasing music, that’s one thing that the whole world took away is, okay, they unlocked another step of honesty. If these guys can be honest about everything, then we can be more honest.

... is that I honestly anticipate the absence of any point when they look back on this and feel embarrassed. They'll look back and feel incredulous that the NYT published that shit, and rightly so.

>> No.5745592

>JADEN: It’s prana energy because they still breathe through their stomach. They remember. Babies remember.

>WILLOW: When they’re in the stomach, they’re so aware, putting all their bones together, putting all their ligaments together. But they’re shocked by this harsh world.

>in the stomach

I can't breathe

>> No.5745606

>>5745592
This level of self-unawareness rivals even some of the newest posters

>> No.5745607

It kind of reminds me of this joke quote from Garth Marenghi:

> I am one of the few writers who have written more books then they've read.

Only Willow's quote is, somehow, far far more stupid.

>> No.5745619

>>5745606

I'm fine with it in itself, because she's literally 14 years old. I just can't believe it's being put in a major publication.

I wonder if it's Will Smith's influence and if maybe someone should mention to him that his kids are just, like, kids. Maybe he doesn't know.

>> No.5745626

>>5745559
srs?

>> No.5745655

>>5745626
when i read the thread yesterday i thought it was two black boys, lol

>> No.5745656
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5745656

>>5745626

She's actually sorta cute, too. Quite a strong resemblance to père Smith, but that never hurt Angelina.

>> No.5745670

>>5745656
>this nose
>cute
there's no such thing as pretty woman with big nose.
not even talking about color skin, black woman with white traces are beutiful

>> No.5745676

>no novels that I like to read
Absolutely not

>> No.5745682

>>5745670
>>black woman with white traces are beutiful
>women with caucasoid features are beautiful
FTFY

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5745686

>>5745670
>there's no such thing as pretty woman with big nose.

I accept your manifestly wrong opinion with the good grace and indifference of a Jaden.

>> No.5745687

>Hop up out the bed, turn my swag on
>Pay no attention to them haters 'cause we whip 'em off
>And we ain't doing nothing wrong
>So don't tell me nothing, I'm just tryna have fun
>So keep the party jumping

2deep4me

>> No.5745690

>>5745687

But dude, she did SO MUCH for black girls ALL AROUND THE WORLD with that. Fuckin' Malala Whatserhijab ain't got SHIT on Willow.

>> No.5745691

>>5745686
Looks like a fucking na'vi ayy lmao

>> No.5745696

>>5745691

Oh like you never beat off to Avatar. Child please.

>> No.5745717

>>5745696
Honestly? No.

>>>/b/

>> No.5745723

>>5745550
That doesn't even begin to describe it.

>> No.5745725

>>5745717

Wherever the board that people go to get a sense of humour, just imagine I'm linking that below this sentence.

>> No.5745739

>>5745723

It seems like a weird description. Ono would have been largely unheard-of - maybe Tracy Emin levels of fame, known to the cultural elite but not at all outside it - if she hadn't married Lennon. Whereas Jaden is already absurdly famous. I can see the parallel insofar as he's famous solely because his dad is, but eh.

In reality, he'll grow up to be a mediocre rapper who never stops because he never needs to, and that'll pretty much be it. I'd say the chances of a Michael Jackson style decades-long meltdown are fairly low.

>> No.5745743

>>5745725
Certainly not /lit/ then :^)

>> No.5745768

>>5745550
Producing incredible avant-garde art and permanently altering the face of music forever?

>> No.5745784

>>5745656
i have seen 40yo crossdressers more feminine than that.

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5745799

>>5745784

I can but bow to your expertise in the admittedly obscure field of 40-yo crossdressers.

>> No.5745815

>>5745799
is like living in the 80s all again.

>> No.5745817

>>5745799
do you really find that "thing" attractive?

>> No.5745833

>>5745817

Pretty cute, yeah. Do you really care?

>> No.5745834

>>5745833
Not really. Are you white? Just wondering.

>> No.5745839

>>5745799
Looks like one of those trolls from back in the day with that hair doo

>> No.5745840

>>5745834

Yes, I'm white. Your behaviour is curiously consistent with caring a great deal, I must say.

>> No.5746185

>JADEN: Exactly. Because your mind has a duality to it. So when one thought goes into your mind, it’s not just one thought, it has to bounce off both hemispheres of the brain. When you’re thinking about something happy, you’re thinking about something sad. When you think about an apple, you also think about the opposite of an apple. It’s a tool for understanding mathematics and things with two separate realities. But for creativity: That comes from a place of oneness. That’s not a duality consciousness. And you can’t listen to your mind in those times — it’ll tell you what you think and also what other people think.

Jaden the Messiah

>> No.5746200

>WILLOW: I went to school for one year. It was the best experience but the worst experience. The best experience because I was, like, “Oh, now I know why kids are so depressed.” But it was the worst experience because I was depressed.

Gotta love these kids.

>> No.5746208

>>5745338
i want to punch those two in the dick

>> No.5746226

>>5746185
Janen, knower of opposites.

Happy vs sad

Apple vs opposite of apple

The child is a master of polarities.

>> No.5746245

>>5746226
Let's start a I need communism fill-in-the-blank.
"I need communism because privileged black kids think they are transcendental."

>> No.5746478

>>5745338
lel greatest curb moment

>> No.5746501

>>5746245
I need communism because Will Smith and his idiot kids have too much fucking money. If this article isn't an argument for the death of the upper class, I don't know what is.

>> No.5746507

>>5746501
lol weak-ass resentment-driven ratchet ass hoe ill fuck u up for real kid

>> No.5746534

>>5745656
Proof that the feminine phenotype is superior

You can't really go wrong if you have feminine features no matter what gender you are

>> No.5746543

>>5746507
I have legitimately never seen you post something worthwhile or anything that contributed to a thread, ever. Is there a way to filter on mobile?

>> No.5746552

>>5746245
but the duality and struggle of the opposites is the basis of dialectical materialism which is the official communist philosophy

he thinks like a real marxist

>> No.5746691

>>5745768
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9tqHLmPDUk

>> No.5746726

WILL and JADA Smith have two children, WILLow and JADen.

These two are what happen when children are given absolutely everything they could ever want

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5746731

>>5746691
every fucking time

>> No.5746735

>>5746726

It's funny that Jaden looks like Jada and Willow looks like Will. Like they knew, somehow.

>> No.5746812

>>5745338
Willow Smith is really pretty.

>> No.5746849

>>5746691
You can't make this shit up

>> No.5747085

>>5746543
Tallis is a sick cunt, all he does is talk shit. Haven't seen BanterFag posting much though, his posts are 10/10

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5747106

>>5746691

>mfw john wasn't alive to see her mad descent into horror

>> No.5747149

Didn't Benjamin Disraeli say something to this effect?

>> No.5747169

>>5747149
Disraeli was white though, so it was a valuable insight into the human condition.

>> No.5747467

>>5745686
damn, that's Will Smith with a wig and some sexy lips

>> No.5747485
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5747485

>>5745739
>mfw Tracy Emin was married to Billy Childish, who is vastly superior to John Lennon and most other human beings, and yet no one remembers him most of the time

>> No.5747675

>>5747485

Is he the guy who does those shitty Liechtensteinesque pop art paintings slagging her off? 'Cause like, that guy ain't vastly superior to John Lennon, even considering John Lennon is dead imo. And I'm not even a big fan of John Lennon.

>> No.5747712
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5747712

>>5747675
No, that's Charles Thomson (I believe), a former associate with Childish (they co-created stuckism), who have since parted ways.

Childish's stuff is much more introspective and less scandalous (despite the occasional jab at some people like pic related)

>> No.5748239

I'd like to see these two kids lose *everytging* for two whole years -- no family, no friends, no coterie, no staff, no entourage, no home, no wealth, no rides, no food -- just the two of them alone in this ugly world, hustling what little money tgey can, eating in community soup kitchens, living homeless in the streets. I would watch the hell out of that. Someone call th Smiths; I want this reality tv show funded and executed immediately.

>> No.5749173

bitterbutt general

>> No.5749594

>>5745840

>being a race traitor

>> No.5749600 [DELETED] 

>>5746691

i hate post modernism

>> No.5749620

>>5746185
>>5746200

These two are great quotes

>> No.5749645

I posted something similar last time these kids popped up here:

>tfw both kids went to Scientology schools
>tfw both kids are thoroughly indoctrinated
>tfw both kids are just echoing the "deep" crap from Hubbard's entourage