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Anonymous Mon Nov 17 12:00:57 2014 No.5738768 [Reply] [Original]

/lit/ humour thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 12:02:55 2014 No.5738781 File: 216 KB, 1180x1204, 1414082437365.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5738768

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 12:03:58 2014 No.5738787 File: 58 KB, 555x503, 1414049608933.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 12:05:48 2014 No.5738790 File: 182 KB, 918x627, Socrates.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Obligatory.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 12:08:40 2014 No.5738798 >>5738790 lel

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 12:14:23 2014 No.5738825 File: 208 KB, 504x2948, 1415949380892.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 12:15:28 2014 No.5738830 File: 42 KB, 365x494, 1407077745587.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 12:16:30 2014 No.5738833 File: 100 KB, 500x381, tumblr_m3m9x3dlT61qazdlwo1_500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 12:19:33 2014 No.5738847 >>5738825 fekking saved.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 12:19:49 2014 No.5738848 File: 229 KB, 977x919, 1393451561846.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 12:20:44 2014 No.5738852 File: 249 KB, 642x1260, superman.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 12:24:19 2014 No.5738862 File: 74 KB, 286x308, T9BvdED.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5738830 >>5738825 it's like you wanted me to bring up this one

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 12:27:26 2014 No.5738873 File: 129 KB, 504x1311, 20100819.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 12:30:28 2014 No.5738885 File: 62 KB, 576x633, 20110817.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 12:31:12 2014 No.5738887 >>5738790 This one always gets me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 12:32:07 2014 No.5738889 File: 81 KB, 504x660, 20100522.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 12:36:19 2014 No.5738906 File: 253 KB, 540x3154, 20100926.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i fucking love smbc

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 12:42:54 2014 No.5738929 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCsph5Pykvk Horrible Histories always relevant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 13:07:23 2014 No.5738985 >>5738787 based Diogenes

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 13:21:10 2014 No.5739010 File: 47 KB, 468x552, 20070104.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5738906 Me too mate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 13:24:41 2014 No.5739016 >>5739010 >>5738906 >>5738889 >>5738885 >>5738873 >>5738862 >>5738825 >SMBC You might as well post xkcd comics you pretentious faggots. Get the fuck out of here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 13:26:23 2014 No.5739024 >>5738906 >>5738885 >>5738833 >>5738825 top kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 13:26:43 2014 No.5739025 >>5739016 >stop having fun on the internet, 4chan is a serious website for mature gentlemen like myself C'mon Anon. This is a fun thread. Have fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 13:27:52 2014 No.5739031 File: 42 KB, 634x471, lul.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5739016 >>5739025

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 13:28:14 2014 No.5739034 >>5739016 NO FUN ALLOWED

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 13:29:10 2014 No.5739036 >>5739016 you got me i'm not really an intellectual

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 13:36:35 2014 No.5739059 File: 980 KB, 3600x3406, I don't even.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Behold, the genius of r/Anarcho_Capitalism And no, it's not supposed to be a joke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 13:39:39 2014 No.5739064 >>5739059 did someone just go to the wikipedia page for 'political ideologies' and just decide to slap them on where they thought they should go on the political axis?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 13:42:45 2014 No.5739073 >>5739064 I saw a documentary about David Bowie once where he just does some blow and cuts poetry into pieces, randomly rearranging the words and mixing them up until they become lyrics. Maybe this is similar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 13:43:39 2014 No.5739075 >>5739059 >gza NIGGAS GOT SHORT ARMS AN DEEP POCKETS

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 13:48:01 2014 No.5739088 >>5739073 the one where he even wrote a computer programm for this? i think i saw it too

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 13:50:55 2014 No.5739095 >>5739088 Yeah, that's the one. Pretty good I thought.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 13:52:28 2014 No.5739105 >>5739059 >And no, it's not supposed to be a joke. Which makes it an even bigger joke

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>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 13:53:22 2014 No.5739109 >>5739095 yeah i liked it too

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 13:53:32 2014 No.5739111 >>5739059 Do they seriously believe in MBTI?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 13:55:15 2014 No.5739118 File: 99 KB, 1153x371, 1409049493528.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5739106

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 13:55:50 2014 No.5739122 >>5739016 Are you making a funny, anon?

Anonymous Mon Nov 17 13:57:00 2014 No.5739124

>>5739059
>be ISTJ
>bunched in with republicanism
I recognise that outliers exist in everything, particularly things which rely on opinions, such as when determining political ideologies, but more than a few of my views really aren't republican at all. They might want to rethink this chart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 13:58:48 2014 No.5739131 >>5738848 kek, STEMfag here, what do these gys actually become? >inb4 english teachers

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 14:01:41 2014 No.5739141 >>5739131 >What do these guys actually become? The envy of STEMfags.

Anonymous Mon Nov 17 14:04:51 2014 No.5739153

>>5739131
accountants, managers, counsellors, headmasters, firefighters, doctors, policemen, musicians, painters, chefs, CEOs, bin-men, athletes

Just because someone is an english major when they're 20 doesn't mean they will never do anything unrelated or try anything different for the rest of their lives. Look around you, every job has to be done by someone, some of them will have been english majors. Lives are unfathomably complex and can change beyond recognition before you even realise. You are not your degree.

But yeah most just become teachers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 14:05:16 2014 No.5739157 >>5738862 Ugh, Marxist "utopia"? Marxism is scientific socialism, not utopian socialism. Marx renounced the idea of a utopia.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 14:08:48 2014 No.5739173 >>5739131 the greatest minds on earth anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 14:10:07 2014 No.5739178 >>5739153 visibly smirked

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 14:12:32 2014 No.5739189 >>5739118 Don't people consider Heidegger continental

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 14:14:09 2014 No.5739198 File: 9 KB, 259x195, honk hell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5739153 >accountants, doctors, CEOs, managers less likely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 14:21:28 2014 No.5739214 >>5739157 I-I think it was a figure of speech...

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 14:23:59 2014 No.5739221 >>5739141 Nope, pretty much everyone I go to uni with would rather be castrated than being an english major. >>5739153 Yeah, so when people get a decent job after majoring in english it's because they changed their minds.

Anonymous Mon Nov 17 14:26:48 2014 No.5739226
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>meet cute girl
>end up dating
>she becomes my girlfriend
>one day I post-coitally murmur in her ear "again"
>she says i'm not even hard and to stop saying dumb shit like that
>i tell her that she doesn't understand the absurd and that I would have to rebel against it
>she tells me i'm a flaccid pig
>i tell her i'm indifferent to flaccidity because I am sisyphus
>she looks at me like I'm crazy and tells me to limp dick my dog instead
>i tell her that's actually not a bad idea
>she asks me who the hell i think i am
>i say that I am the absurd man manifested in don jaunism
>she says i'm an asshole
>i told her that it didn't mean anything but I didn't think so
>she asks where I get all this shit from
>the lights are too hot to respond so i go to sleep
>she leave

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 14:28:55 2014 No.5739234 >>5739226 >dose shoulders

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 14:29:47 2014 No.5739236 >>5739226 >the lights are too hot to respond so i go to sleep kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 14:35:58 2014 No.5739262 >>5739226 That would have been a good chapter for the Tundra

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 14:37:30 2014 No.5739268 >>5739226 This needs some grammatical refinement, but I like it.

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