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Anonymous Thu Nov 13 22:31:18 2014 No.5722664 [DELETED]

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When I finish my 300+ page novel, she'll realize I was a true intellectual and it was a mistake to leave me. But I'll be a famous writer at that point, so I'll say no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 13 22:32:07 2014 No.5722672 >tfw you finish the novel and get famous but you still won't be able to say no

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 13 22:32:22 2014 No.5722676 Man, is disappointment going to hit you hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 13 22:33:14 2014 No.5722689 >>5722664 You'll never finish that novel. It will never be published. It will never be acclaimed. You will die alone and in an obscurity that not even hipsters will appreciate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 13 22:33:39 2014 No.5722693 I think you should focus on not killing yourself and meeting friends regularly first.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 13 22:36:12 2014 No.5722713 Ive only been involved with one girl, and while she was hot, she was the typical low IQ college skank obsessed with drugs. She'll marry some loser who makes 40K at the age of 30, meanwhile i'll be a successful divorce attorney making 6 figures

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 14 05:04:28 2014 No.5724109 >>5722664 What is it about? Is it on the level of Ulysses?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 14 05:07:32 2014 No.5724115 >tfw the deal i made with Satan my novel will become popular only after I die

Anonymous Fri Nov 14 05:10:47 2014 No.5724124
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I have fantasies like that too, except im like some big rockstar , like some kurt cobain voice of a generation.
Then im like at some autograph signing and i see her and i tell the big nigger body guard to get that bitch out of here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 14 05:11:15 2014 No.5724128 >>5722664 >self-published >fantasy >the love affair in the book is modeled after her

Anonymous Fri Nov 14 05:43:17 2014 No.5724215

>>5724128
>The love interest is captured by evil wizard
>Hero rescues love interest to find she betrayed him and was in love with the evil wizard all along
>Hero kills wizard and the love interest begs him to take her back
>Ends with him turning his back on her, lighting a cigarette and walking out into the night

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 14 14:55:01 2014 No.5725503 >>5722689 >in an obscurity that not even hipsters will appreciate Damn, this makes it sound pretty appealing. 2hip4thehipsters, huh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 14 15:00:26 2014 No.5725511 >>5722672 I vaguely know this feel.

Anonymous Fri Nov 14 15:15:08 2014 No.5725554

Right in the damn feels OP. I too have my fantasies of making an ex regret leaving me, and it's been almost two years since we broke up

don't worry bruh, the future belongs to us, even if the present belongs to her and her new boyfriend that is prettier, smarter and more experienced than you

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 14 15:19:41 2014 No.5725564 >>5722664 When I finish my 300+ page spaghetti parable, I will send her a copy on facebook and earnestly await her confession of love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 14 15:46:48 2014 No.5725666 >>5722664 I always look back at myself and think, ''Jesus. That is one naive fuck. I am so glad that no girl got involved with me back when I was like that. I'd feel sorry for the girl.'' I have given up on that bullshit now. Now, I live as a monk.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 14 16:31:07 2014 No.5725854 >fuck up your gfs life >write book and dedicate it to her >give her immortality if you could not give her yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 14 16:32:19 2014 No.5725861 File: 499 KB, 212x158, 1405764800704.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5725854 dedicate it to all of them and your pet dog

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 14 20:02:53 2014 No.5726721 >>5725503 Only because it would be so bad that it's bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 14 20:05:32 2014 No.5726726 >>5724109 Not the person you were taking to but >the feel when I'm nearly 100% sure I'm working on the next Ulysses, but it's going to take me around a decade to execute it masterfully Not sure if anyone here can feel that feel

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 14 20:12:17 2014 No.5726760 File: 9 KB, 350x334, 1410846466663.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5722664 >tfw my only fantasy as a writer is to be published >I won't even accomplish this mediocre feat

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 14 20:20:00 2014 No.5726800 >>5722664 >tfw the only way to get her is to become famous in some way, and probably it wouldn't be even enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 14 20:41:17 2014 No.5726884 >>5726760 Print On Demand . I suggest First Edition Deign Publishing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 14 20:46:14 2014 No.5726903 why hasn't this thread been deleted

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