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Do you ever slam a book against a wall right after you finish reading it?

>> No.5721694

No, but I slam your mom against the wall when I fuck her.

>> No.5721699

No but I do with your mom Zedburg

>> No.5721728

>>5721694
>>5721699
LOL! I really, really, really like your comebacks.

>> No.5721732

Infinite Jest I threw across the room. Fuck that non ending. The Castle had a better ending and Kafka fucking died before he could write one.

>> No.5722015
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>>5721732
>he didn't get it

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>>5722015

>> No.5722111

>>5721689
Yes actually, a Milan Kundera novel, I forget its name, fuck that guy

>> No.5722119

yes i used twilight of the idols to tap in a few loose nails the other evening

>> No.5722211

>>5721689
yeah and then i fuck its bookpussy

>> No.5722218

lol

>> No.5722228

>>5722015
>that feel when you see the book is getting thinner and thinner and the plot doesn't seem to be advancing at all

>> No.5723112

>>5722015
didn't know wallace was an official

>> No.5723197

>>5723112
He wasn't, he was in Bergen-Belsen

>> No.5724762

>>5721728
Thanks for joining us online tonight.

>> No.5724773

Yes. All the time. And it's horrible because
I read on a Kindle.

I'm already 5,000 dollars in debt due to this constant purchasing of new e-readers.

>> No.5724777

Never though of it, I imagined it and actually lol'd. I care a bit too much about my books to do that but it would a be yakuza/10 celebration.

>> No.5724788

>>5724773

>I read on a Kindle.

You sick fuck. I hope the thought police arrest your fucking ass.

>> No.5725642

>>5721728
Save them, they're all yours!

>> No.5725799

>>5724788
> Arresting people for reading books
Never knew a guy as ridiculous as Bradbury would actually end up predicting the future.

>> No.5725805

>>5721689
No bud sometimes I slam it after first few pages

>> No.5726238

>>5724773
>only $5,000
come back when you actually read books

>> No.5726258

>>5724788
What's wrong with reading from a Kindle?