/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.5669809]

>work in a book warehouse / distribution center
>get to see what people actually read
...
>vampire books, so many fucking vampire books
>werewolves, cat soldiers, human-you-name-it-books
>harlequin novels (usually three books in one small binding)
>fifty shades-trilogy day after day (hasn't everyone got it yet)?
>biographies of athletes and musicians
>how to spot a narcissist-books
>how to recover from abuse by narcissist-books
>are you a narcisisist?-books
>I see angels-books
>are you an angel?-books
>kabat-zinn mindfulness books
>mindfulness books by celebrities with fake tits

Literally nobody reads good prose anymore.

[Anonymous No.5669812]

>>5669809
>cat soldiers

like what?

[Anonymous No.5669815]

>>5669812

these are really popular now

[Anonymous No.5669820]

mi mum goes to a bookstore and goes straight to the cooking/misc. female shit section
she doesnt even cook

[Anonymous No.5669825]

Why don't people read Proper Literature?

[B) No.5669833]

>>5669815
The wikipedia for this is autistically long and detailed and from what I'm seeing in trends I think it's safe to say haper/collins needs to be stopped.

[Anonymous No.5669837]

>>5669833
i like the way the wiki cites shakespeare as an influence

[Anonymous No.5669840]

>>5669825
Too hard

[Anonymous No.5669849]

>>5669815
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.5669852]

>>5669809
Cheap fiction comes and goes but prose remains constant

[Anonymous No.5669856]

>>5669833
Just checked it out, well said.

[Anonymous No.5669860]

>>5669809
>>how to spot a narcissist-books
>>how to recover from abuse by narcissist-books
>>are you a narcisisist?-books
kekked heartily

[Anonymous No.5669861]

>>5669852
ya that's why ya gotta read all the warrior cats you can cus the prose'll always b there

[B) No.5669863]

>Erin Hunter is a pseudonym used by the authors Kate Cary, Cherith Baldry, Gillian Philip, Inbali Iserles, and Tui Sutherland, along with editor Victoria Holmes.[1]
>Each of the authors play a different role: while Holmes creates the storyline of each book, Cary, Baldry, and Sutherland take turns writing the books.[1]
>Sutherland joined the group later and writes mostly for the Seekers series; she has written fewer Warriors books, with all of them being field guides.[2]
>In addition, another person who is not an Erin Hunter writes the manga: Dan Jolley.[3]
>The newest addition to the group is Inbali Iserles, who writes Survivors under the pseudonym as well.
>Although Holmes alone wrote the Warriors series.

I'm going to kill myself. Why did you do this to me OP. Why do you hate me.

[Anonymous No.5669864]

>>5669809
http://www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/industry-news/bookselling/article/63195-ya-tops-nielsen-and-kindle-lists-for-2014-so-far.html

>25% of the list are novelizations of Frozen
>75% of the list is young adult lit
>the only non-fiction books claim heaven is for real and the other is a prayer book
>nearly every book has a movie adaptation

We live in dark times, brother.

[Anonymous No.5669869]

>>5669863
Warrior Cats have been famous as fuck for ages dude

[Anonymous No.5669871]

>>5669809
First sign of a person who has never read 'good prose' is using the words 'good prose' unironically.

[Anonymous No.5669872]

>>5669871
proses well*

[Anonymous No.5669874]

>>5669869
i've never heard them discussed on /lit/ before

[kitty !kitty/EnNg No.5669876]

i recall i read a book about sapient cats, 'tailchaser's song', it was rather neat, also contained some nice cat legends about their main god who chased the mouse of the sun across the skies, how man was made from a wicked cat, about their cat version of satan etc

[B) No.5669878]

>>5669869
I am significantly more distressed over what I've learned in this thread than I was over, say, the 4 million word smash bros fanfic. Although, I saw this on my newsfeed recently and was pretty gutted.

>This is a fascinating narrative that reveals the cosmic forces that have been in play over the past 66 years. Help has come from the outside to preserve the human race.

>Dolores Cannon, through her hypnosis work has discovered three waves of these volunteers. Some have come direct from the "Source" and have never lived in any type of physical body before. Others have lived as space beings on other planets or other dimensions. Because all memory is erased upon entry to the Earth dimension, they do not remember their assignment. Thus these beautiful souls have a difficult time adjusting to our chaotic world. These souls have a vital role to play as they help all of the rest of us ascend to the New Earth.

>Dolores Cannon is a regressive hypnotherapist, author, speaker, and psychic researcher who records "Lost" knowledge. Her many books have sold more than 150,000 copies. She lives in Arkansas.

Mfw amazon is this retarded about saving images

[Anonymous No.5669883]

>>5669833

Holy fuck! Seriously what the fuck...

[Anonymous No.5669885]

>>5669878
>She lives in Arkansas.

Makes sense.

[Anonymous No.5669894]

>>5669809
So, didn't enjoy the first day at your job? Two weeks is about how long it takes most people to become numb to the reading public. Three weeks if you are excessively passionate. In about three years you will be convinced that they are on to something deeper and more profound in the endless crap. This is when it is time to quit

[Anonymous No.5669897]

>>5669825
jelly of our jetpacks

[Anonymous No.5669901]

>>5669815
The authors

[Anonymous No.5669903]

>>5669901

[Anonymous No.5669906]

>>5669903

[Anonymous No.5669908]

>>5669815
>>5669833
>The series first began when publisher HarperCollins asked Victoria Holmes to write a fantasy series about feral cats.

Kill me.

[Anonymous No.5669922]

>>5669815
it's as if for the title the author decided that the warrior cat would not be able to articulate the words 'in the wilderness' and just used the cat speak as a pseudo-language

[Anonymous No.5669928]

>>5669922
authors*

i believe it's a variation of lolspeak

[kitty !kitty/EnNg No.5669936]

>>5669922
never saw a cat who could articulate 'in die wildnis' either

[Anonymous No.5669940]

>>5669936
>warrior cat

[Anonymous No.5669944]

>>5669928
I thought i was being facetious and I found it hilarious, I'm not sure if confirmation makes it more so, or invokes a more somber feeling

[Anonymous No.5669945]

My mother doesn't every buy magazines. Instead, she goes to the big box bookstore and reads them in Starbucks without even buying them.

[Anonymous No.5669953]

>>5669864
I don't understand how there were multiple novelisations of Frozen. I would think copyright would only allow 1

[Anonymous No.5669997]

>>5669928
>>5669922
>>5669936
Are you all retarded or just American?

'In die Wildnis' is perfectly acceptable German.

[Anonymous No.5670017]

>>5669997

The confusion arrives from not translating the name of the series. Usually it's only left untouched if it becomes awkward. "Warrior cats" is so plain that you really should translate it.

[kitty !kitty/EnNg No.5670028]

>>5669997
german - the lolcat version of english

[Anonymous No.5670038]

>>5669997
>german misses the jokee

[Anonymous No.5670092]

>>5669872
topfuckingkek

[Anonymous No.5670099]

>>5669815
>Major themes in the series deal with forbidden love, the concept of nature vs. nurture, the reactions of different faiths meeting each other, and characters being a mix of good and bad

I can't
I don't even

[kitty !kitty/EnNg No.5670110]

>>5670099
forbidden love... is it a love between a cat and a dog? romantic~

[Anonymous No.5670113]

>>5669833
Definitely one of the more blatant examples of corporate influence on Wikipedia.

[Anonymous No.5670128]

>>5669922
HAHAHAHAHAAH JESUS CHRIST

I'M CURED OF MY SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, THANK YOU

[Anonymous No.5670134]

>The series has also been translated into several languages. In addition, the series has a website featuring games, promotional videos, quizzes, a message board, and news.

>a message board
who /catw/ here?

[Anonymous No.5670609]

>>5669837
Idiots are often influenced by geniuses. Ayn Rand was probably influenced by Niccolo Machiavelli.

[Anonymous No.5670612]

>>5669860
What's wrong wit narcissists? They don't really treat people any more poorly than sociopaths do.

[o !!r3+23beQiOG No.5670630]

>>5669922
>>5669997

lmao german is over for me now

[Anonymous No.5670633]

>>5669833
This is typical.

Mostly autists edit wikis, and autists have universally terrible taste in literature, television, cinema and music. The longest articles are always about sci-fi trash and chinese cartoons.

[Anonymous No.5670639]

Who's gonna screencap this thread? /lit/ discovers Warriors will be an awesome image to have.

[mom No.5670643]

>>5669856
So you don't want a Pepsi anymore?

[Anonymous No.5670649]

>how to spot a narcissist-books
>how to recover from abuse by narcissist-books
>are you a narcisisist?-books
That's pretty funny

[Anonymous No.5670659]

>>5670028
awoooo

[Anonymous No.5670660]

So...Warrior Cats...is a thing.

I...you know, I'm sitting around in my underwear listening to Blink-182; who am I to judge.

[Anonymous No.5670665]

>>5669809

>work in an independent bookstore
>most people who come in like to think they read great books and are members of the literati
>never once sold a single book by Faulkner, Nabokov, Cervantes, DeLillo, Pynchon, Gaddis, O'Connor
>sell mostly shit-tier Canadian books by people like Joseph Boyden and Margaret Atwood and all of these faggots attend book launches and drink our wine and loudly pontificate on the virtues of the new Chris Hadfield book/song

[Anonymous No.5670667]

>>5670633
le patrician

[Anonymous No.5670668]

>on used book store
>mid-aged woman comes in and asks the manager for 50 shades of shit
>she says it is for her 12 yo daughter
>manager politely says that book is not apropriate for a girl that age
>solicituously recommends other books she might like
>lady feels offended and leaves

The world can't be saved

[Anonymous No.5670669]

>>5670665
Why does /lit/ circlejerk around
the same 20 authors?

[Anonymous No.5670670]

>>5669864
>heaven is for real
I thought you were joking about that title.
Clearly this list is evidence there is no god

[Anonymous No.5670672]

>>5670665
>Faulkner, Nabokov, Cervantes, DeLillo, Pynchon, Gaddis, O'Connor
>implying you would need to buy books by them if you were members of the literati
Why would they buy them again?

[Anonymous No.5670674]

>>5670669
4chan likes memes

[Anonymous No.5670675]

>>5670669
Because many of them aren't well-read and can only name entry level authors.

[Anonymous No.5670676]

>>5670669

I wasn't really circlejerking them, I was more just giving an example of the fact that they hardly ever read any serious authors of any actual merit. For them Boyden and Atwood are the pillars of great literature

[Anonymous No.5670678]

>>5670669
Getting into lit isn't easy
Might as well start with the best instead of wasting time with possibly shit literature

[Anonymous No.5670680]

>>5669809
How'd you get the job?

Any perks? Do you guys get free books?

[Anonymous No.5670685]

•

[Anonymous No.5670698]

>>5669809
Another reminder that 90% of all prose at all time is/was shit. I dunno why people think it was any better a hundred years ago. The invention of the printing press was like the invention of any other mass communication/media device.

[Anonymous No.5670730]

>>5670680

>How'd you get the job?
I just mailed their recruiting office. I knew they'd need people because in the autumn there are large orders from schools. Then there's father's day and most importantly, Christmas. The place will effectively shut down in January though.

>Any perks? Do you guys get free books?

"Damaged" books are sold to the staff every now and then for 1€ a copy. Sometimes it's just the removable paper cover that has been torn. Sometimes they've taken knock and a few have production errors (pages might be 5mm too short and like that). Overall they're nice enough to keep and to give as gifts.

[Anonymous No.5672557]

Are there any book readers out there that aren't pompous cunts? Nobody reads anymore anyway.

[Anonymous No.5672663]

>>5669815
Those first came out when I was in middle school, I remember a couple friends obsessively reading them and labeling us based on what clans we'd be in. I tried reading the first book but was too invested in Redwall and Watership Down to care about it.

Can't believe how many people it takes to write one children's series about cats though, what the hell.

[Anonymous No.5672690]

>>5669815
Is this thread one samefag? These are really popular juvenile books.

[Anonymous No.5672834]

>>5670134

>yfw this is the new /mlp/

[Anonymous No.5673577]

>>5669878
Too bad you haven't sold 150,000 copies for getting high as fuck and spewing shit on a page. Too bad I haven't either.

Maybe I should create a New Age-y pen name, write about healing crystals and New Earths and shit. Would probably be a ton of fun to write, too.

[Anonymous No.5673739]

>>5670660

>"...When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares into you..."

[Anonymous No.5674014]

>>5669809

>>how to spot a narcissist-books
>>how to recover from abuse by narcissist-books
>>are you a narcisisist?-books

lol'd

[Anonymous No.5674042]

>>5670668
>>5670668

That is really improper business. Although it is proper samaritanism.

[Anonymous No.5674106]

>>5670670
I have this book. My dad bought it for me.

[Anonymous No.5674116]

>>5674106
so
is heaven real?

[Anonymous No.5674133]

>>5669809
People actually buy "Are You A Narcissist?"

That's a question that self-answers, guaranteed. Narcissists answer yes, other people answer no.

[Anonymous No.5674137]

>>5669815
>white women

[Anonymous No.5674145]

>>5669833
Ahaha, you're not joking.

>that inflated sense of self worth

>that vastly overblown discussion of the series 'literary' elements

This is why literature is in crisis. You can't tell fat, stupid white women that warrior cats is fucking retarded and not culturally impressive

[Anonymous No.5674150]

>>5674116
The guy remembered seeing for real occurrences in rooms he wasn't in, proving that all of his experiences were for real, and then remembered visiting heaven, and talking with family members he hadn't met (except in photographs), and they were all young, and then Jesus was there, so that has to be for real too. Open, close. What more do you need?

[Anonymous No.5674153]

>>5669922
I'm American af but even I didn't make that mistake

[Anonymous No.5674154]

>>5674133
Rather, other people answer 'yes', then end up with anxiety disorders.

[Anonymous No.5674157]

>>5670099
>and characters being a mix of good and bad

Jesus, I can't stop laughing.

[Anonymous No.5674160]

>>5670660
>Blink-182

and /lit/ claims they could learn nothing from /mu/

[Anonymous No.5674162]

>>5670665
>often have my local bookstore order books for me because I'm gone for weeks sometimes and can't pick up packages
>always order philosophy books and higher lit
>chat it up with the owner constantly about good books

I'm like his best friend

[Anonymous No.5674165]

>>5670668
He should have given it to her and thrown in "Lolita" as a free gift

[Anonymous No.5674167]

>>5672557
I'm a book reader but I don't act like a cunt about it. Mostly because I realize I'm under read and don't like being an insufferable cunt

[Anonymous No.5674169]

>>5672557
Why would it matter?

[Anonymous No.5674174]

>>5669809
How do I find a job like this? I tried applying for bookstores all around my town and got nothing. I feel like I'd enjoy working with things I love more than my current job at a call center. Although pretty much anything is better than that.

[Anonymous No.5674179]

>>5674162
It's just too bad he wasn't a chick.

[Anonymous No.5674180]

>>5670099
>characters being a mix of good and bad

AMERICA! Where the possibility of ambiguity in the most simple of things is """"""profound""""""

Oh god I can't stop laughing

[Anonymous No.5674184]

>>5674154
Actually that's not the case. The results of that question and in-depth personality studies mostly conclude the same. Narcissists don't mind being called narcissists.

[Anonymous No.5674187]

>>5674179
I know right

Fucking on a pile of dusty books

That bookstore musty smell

So erotic

[Anonymous No.5674188]

>googling "cat warriors"
>mfw
I didn't know this shit was a thing.

[Anonymous No.5674222]

>>5669815
Is this real life?

[Anonymous No.5674258]

>>5672834
no, it would have to go quite along way before it got as bad as that.

cat people might be weird but for the most part they keep to themselves

[Anonymous No.5674275]

>>5669809
>vampire books

what is it 2007 again?

[Anonymous No.5674334]

So cats are trending now? I though it was shitty teen romance.

What should I write to make quick cash and a movie deal? Will something convoluted with no real aim as Lost be any good today?

[Anonymous No.5674340]

>>5674334
Cats get lost: homeward bound remix: part 2: the catpening

[kitty !kitty/EnNg No.5674361]

>>5670670
>Colton also claimed that he personally met Jesus riding a rainbow-colored horse

pic related

also honeslty that book is kind of interesting, i wonder how much those claims could be verified

[Anonymous No.5674372]

>>5670669
Because they're the best.

[kitty !kitty/EnNg No.5674379]

or, i actually recall a quote from virgil of rainbow animals related to christianity by some interpreters, let me find the text in english...

>Nor wool with varying colours learn to lie;
>But in the meadows shall the ram himself,
>Now with soft flush of purple, now with tint
>Of yellow saffron, teach his fleece to shine.

>>5674372
especially pynchon, dfw and tao lin

[Anonymous No.5674401]

>>5674361
As a devout Christian, I am willing to believe the boy had some sort of spiritual/ethereal experience.

However, I am rather dismayed that his family has chosen to pimp out this brush with mysticism for all they can. It's that filthy strain of health-and-wealth that lurks at the rotten core of all American Protestantism. It will probably turn the kid into a bitter, jaded atheist by the time he's in his twenties, despite his brush with the divine.

[Anonymous No.5674420]

>>5674361
Listen to William Lane Craig's opinions about it on youtube.

[Anonymous No.5674444]

>>5669906
>Writes a book series called Warrior Cats
>Dog

[Anonymous No.5674504]

>>5669809
Does is comfort your that I read mostly
History
Military History
Politics
And Epic Fantasy?

[Anonymous No.5674512]

>>5674504
Forgot Astronomy too, jeez with me

[Anonymous No.5674533]

>>5669922
Somebody screencap this with the image

[Anonymous No.5674536]

>>5674533
do it yourself?

[Anonymous No.5674693]

>>5674401
>As a devout Christian

Dropped

[Anonymous No.5674696]

>>5674420
William Lane Craig's theism is fucking pathetic.

[Anonymous No.5674702]

says more about society than "enlightened prose" ever could

[Anonymous No.5674709]

>>5670099
>and characters being a mix of good and bad


lmao

[Anonymous No.5674739]

Instead of being bitter and resentful, you could be taking advantage of this and write books that appeal to a mass audience. Under a pseudonym of course.

[Anonymous No.5674836]

>>5674696
How so? I listened to several of his talks and debates and he seems quite well-read, reasonable, and logically sound and coherent. In the Harris debate esp., Harris was the one who kept avoiding the point and appealing to emotions (i.e. how evil religion is, SUFFERING!). I'd like to read his book but no epub. Could you give me your honest criticism? I'm trying to beat myself into not believing but the more I read, Christianity does make more sense.

[Anonymous No.5674866]

>>5674836
Listen to debates besides the one where he debates obvious retards

The one with Lawrence Krauss makes Lawrence look insufferable, but just from the logic of the debate, Krauss brutalizes him. There's also that one with the meta ethicist

On top of that, his debating method relies almost entirely on terrible argumentation. I've heard him just blurt out "Hume's problem of induction is fallacious" with no justifications, and he routinely sets up logical structures and acts like a complete fucking cunt about how if you don't accept his syllogism then you're "sophomoric and inept"

His justification for his belief in God? Lol, because "god speaks to his heart". How does he justify killing children? Divine revelation lol. How does he justify his faith being the one true belief? He doesn't, because his ontology is inconsistent and as completely retarded as all other creationists

Don't mistake his publications in philosophy as him having authority or good arguments. He's the harris of theology: outspoken and loud, but a complete idiot on the subject

[Anonymous No.5674885]

>>5674866
I'll reply to you in this thread.
>>5674858

[Anonymous No.5674909]

So do I have to stop buying books online in fear of some asshole criticizing my taste in literature?

[Anonymous No.5674949]

So what are some examples books with good pose then?

[Anonymous No.5674978]

Yo what's wrong with vampire books?

Can't a dude enjoy vampires?

[Anonymous No.5674990]

>>5674739
The problem is it's a total crapshoot. There are so many people writing the kind of schlock that appropriately panders to the book-buying masses that it's really a matter of luck if your shitty book gets chosen for publication. I wouldn't mind investing some time into churning out some bullshit novel for money if it had a decent chance of being successful, but that isn't how the current publishing environment is.

[Anonymous No.5674995]

>>5674949
in search of lost time

[Anonymous No.5675031]

>>5674909
>cat warriors from hogwarts fighting vampires in asgard
>literature

[Anonymous No.5675052]

>>5674909
>>5674949
>>5674978

that's enough shitposting for one day anon

[Anonymous No.5675865]

>>5675031
Sold
Does it have romance? It has to be kawaii like my taiwanese clay models

[Anonymous No.5675912]

>>5674444
it identifies as a cat

[Anonymous No.5675918]

>>5669908
With the premise I would have thought it would be like watership down

[Anonymous No.5675919]

>>5674836
I recommend Lewis. Good Christian stuff.

[Anonymous No.5675926]

>>5675918
Richard Adams' deep appreciation for nature and skillful prose made Watership Down as good as it is.

Not something I'd expect from most writers of "young adult fiction".

[Anonymous No.5675958]

>>5675926
yeah

[Anonymous No.5675960]

>>5674909
If you want to stop doing something because someone might criticize you don't do anything.

[Anonymous No.5675961]

>>5675958
Although, Imo Shardik > Watership Down

The themes resonated more with me.

[Anonymous No.5675974]

>>5675961
I never put it together that that's who was being referenced in the dark tower.

[Anonymous No.5675978]

>>5669815
But Warriors was cool... Sort of. I enjoyed it back in the day.

[Anonymous No.5675983]

>>5669852
That's because the autistic nerds who actually read that gayass shit are too autistic to understand new things and new times.

[Anonymous No.5676034]

Has anyone written a book in the style of japanese mecha shows? As long as we're talking about pandering...

[Anonymous No.5677260]

sorry but totally unrelated


i need help remembering the name of a book i read in high school between 2004-2006 . here's what i remember - had a similar to cirque soleil. the book started with the pov of a student, whom gets rare tickets to some exclusive circus show, his life is changed when he experiences what he believed to be impossible. sorry about the cryptic explanation, it was really popular at the time ,sort of edgy if you will. please help i need to remember the title of this book, i have search the internet yet to no avail

[Anonymous No.5677332]

Why do a lot of you care about what people read? Many people don't, it's better to read cheap rubbish than nothing.

[Anonymous No.5677353]

>reading fiction or books on humanities
>not being STEM master race
>not usign exclusively libgen
>2014, year of out Lord Sam Harris, God of Scientism

[Anonymous No.5677958]

>>5677260
Darren Shan

[Anonymous No.5678004]

>>5677332
Is it better to eat rotten food than to not eat?

[Anonymous No.5678011]

>>5677958
Yea I think it's the Lord Loss series too. I read those in elementary school when they came out, was amazing. Those and Everworld were my shit.

[Anonymous No.5678018]

>reading for prose
kek

[Anonymous No.5678117]

>>5678011
Yeah man, I completely forgot about them until just then, they were the shit. Our teacher wouldn't let us read them for the first few terms.

[Anonymous No.5678143]

>>5677958
thanks , i had started a thread to find out , i also had a second book I failed to remember , here's the description from the thread

the second one is about a asian girl(chinese or japanesei believe) who hated her father for leaving or dying , her mother tries desperately to ensure the daughter a normal life by marrying to a good family however they're treated with scorn because the mother has no husband. the mom eventually dies . the daughter filled with rage at her father and despair at her mothers loss, runs off and have sex with the village bad boy (troublemaker) hoping to get back at her dad, she then realizes that she will only bring shame to her mother. however the village bad boy falls in love with her and seeks her out. again sorry for the cryptic explanation but it's all i remember if anyone can help me remember these title I will be very grateful . thanks in advance

[Anonymous No.5678144]

>>5678018
>anything
lol

[Anonymous No.5678148]

>>5678004
Gee that's a hard question.

[Tallis !!y+12CeFwYOo No.5678173]

>>5669815
>As one reviewer put it, the cats in the series are "true to their feline nature,"[74] leading some critics to jokingly comment that the books will "leave readers eyeing Puss a bit nervously"[84] and wondering "what dreams of grandeur may haunt the family cat."[76] However, this realism also means that the series contains a relatively large amount of violence,[77] with one critic stating that it is "not for the faint of heart."[82] Several critics have compared Warriors to Brian Jacques' Redwall series,[74][78] though one commented that it was "not as elegantly written."[77] The New York Times called the series a "hit with young readers", specifically because of its "sprawling universe",[85] and the series was able to appear on the New York Times Bestseller List for a total of 117 weeks, as of 24 November 2013.[86]

[Tallis !!y+12CeFwYOo No.5678183]

this is absurd

[Anonymous No.5678217]

>>5678148
In their case rotten food would kill them, which could be considered for the best. But if it's just one meal it's not the same.

[Anonymous No.5678247]

>>5675912
Underrated post

[Anonymous No.5678251]

>>5678217
>rotten food would kill them
I bet you believe expiration dates

[Anonymous No.5678266]

>>5678251
I said rotten, it could mean with maggots inside of it. Expiration date doesn't mean rotten, it means that it would lose some of the characteristics the consumer would expect from the product.

[Anonymous No.5678625]

>>5669945

Good on her, sticking it to the man.

[Anonymous No.5679319]

>>5678266
Maggots are edible, pleb. Just eat the maggots and tossed the rotten food.

[Anonymous No.5679319,1]

>>5674372
>imfuckingplying