/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.5661898]

Describe your book in a tagline.

Here's mine:

>"In a world where Rhyce the vampire's girlfriend was brutally murdered by his own vampire brother Flashbird, evil has nowhere to hide as it finds itself outgunned by the katana blade of justice."

[Anonymous No.5663218]

The only way to win...is to play the game, without losing.

[Anonymous No.5663543]

>>5661898
A lake district veterinarian in failing health attempts to halt an outbreak of rinderpest that threatens the economy of his small community while educating his teenage grandaughters in sodomy and fellatio.

[Anonymous No.5663547]

>"Niggas gonna nig."

[Anonymous No.5663552]

>>5661898

>"If you open this book, will you read?"

[Anonymous No.5663561]

>"Highway to the Danger Zone"

It's Archer fanfiction, I'm 40,000 words in

[Anonymous No.5663563]

A negro man sitting on a couch and smoking weed turns around and sees himself looking at a painting of himself looking at a painting of himself looking at a painting of himself looking at a painting of himself looking at a painting of himself looking at a painting of himself looking at a painting of himself looking at a painting of himself looking at a painting of himself looking at a painting of himself looking at a painting of himself looking at a painting of himself looking at a painting of himself, and in that moment he realizes life imitates art far more than art imitates life.

[Anonymous No.5663566]

Miniature cowboy meets father, preacher, and hermit

[Anonymous No.5665804]

>>5661898
That tagline can and should be shortened:

"Evil has nowhere to hide as it finds itself outgunned by the katana blade of justice."

Is more than enough.

[Anonymous No.5665820]

>>5665804

[Anonymous No.5665824]

An old man has sex with multiple giraffes and eventually gets super ebola the best part of the day.

[Anonymous No.5665831]

Your mother posts nudes on 4chan reaching for the stars.