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To all you horny virgins out there:

Don't rape; rape isn't cool.

If you feel so inclined as to rape someone, then, well, just hire a prostitute, faggot.

Just don't do it.

Zeeburg

>> No.5655566

how about not have sex at all?

i'm 24yo kissless and that's my plan

>> No.5655569

>>5655566
I'm 20 and have fucked 24 bitches, one of whom eas a prostitute, though.


z

>> No.5655573

How kosher would it be to hire a prostitute just to have some coffee and hear her talk about her shit so I can put it in a novel? Would they get freaked out? Would they ask for royalties?

>> No.5655576

>>5655569
14, not 24, sorry.

>> No.5655579

>>5655573
They won't talk to you, well, that's what happened to me when I tried to talking to them.


z

>> No.5655585

>>5655579
>even prostitutes don't talk to /lit/

>> No.5655591

>>5655585
I meant as in trying to get to know them.

Sex is just part of the business, talking isn't.

>> No.5655595

As a 24 yo virgin, I agree

Rape Is Wrong, don't do it

>> No.5655598

>>5655595
What if I rape you? You'll like it

>> No.5655601

>>5655595
Why haven't you fucked anyone?

>> No.5655650

>>5655563
oh hey, it's my girlfriend

>> No.5655655

>>5655598
I'm a big weirdo with major psychological issues

>> No.5655656

>>5655601
because he's not a filthy normalfag

>> No.5655658

>>5655601
as another 24 virgin I guess it's because I have zero confidence or sense of self-worth and go through long bouts of major depression. Hope this helps.

>> No.5655659

>>5655655
this is supposed to be a response to >>5655601

sorry i screwed up the quoting

i been drinking

yeah. ive never been in a relationship where i felt sexual attraction was a part of it, and i've never felt like sexual attration was a part of my being.

>> No.5655660

>>5655659
Faggot

>> No.5655661

>>5655658
this is a good post

thanks bro

I Think You Are Cool

>> No.5655677

As a Christian, how do you guys fight the urge to masturbate?

>> No.5655684

>>5655677
It's okay if you ejaculate on the crucifix while thinking of isa, because that negates "though shall spill no seed." You're expressing your love for isa.

>> No.5655686

>>5655677
can't you just ask for forgiveness afterwards and it'll be OK?

>> No.5655688

>>5655677
You don't fight the urge, you distract yourself from it, go to work, go out with friends, I only ever get the urge when I sit at home doing nothing

>> No.5655693

>>5655684
>isa

>> No.5655695

>25 year old virgin
>jack off once a week, if that
>no interest in being in a relationship
>no interest in having sex
>only motivation for having sex is not be a virgin anymore
>not worth the effort

>> No.5655700

>>5655677
>>5655688
I have an ankle fetish so these kinds of pictures trigger me hard. Going out in summer doesn't help either. It's like being subjected to gateway porn constantly.

>> No.5655703

>>5655677
Idle hands are the devil's play things. (or workshop or something. I don't know, I'm catholic so I never developed that protestant work ethic. I just drink)

>> No.5655704

>>5655563
I have already raped someone....

>> No.5655708

>>5655677
>As a Christian, how do you guys fight the urge to masturbate?

Easy. Jesus gets upset if you masturbate, but he gets more upset if you have sex for pleasure and not making babies. So, instead of masturbating, you conduct a fertility analysis to ensure procreation. You get a calender and mark on it the days when the semen is thickest, the time of day, the month. That way, if you ever had a girlfriend and got married, you would know when to fornicate and wouldn't have to go through the disgusting act of sex too many times. Jesus gave you the biological urge to masturbate for this very reason.

>> No.5655713

>>5655563
Don't advise it only to virgins.
Hiring a prostitute is also good when you have no one and want to experiment. But always treat women with respect.

>> No.5655717

When I began paying for sex in SE asia I realized that god loves us and wants us to be happy. And how many years I wasted being sexually frustrated.

>> No.5655721

>>5655717
Which SE Asian country, Anon?

>> No.5655727

wait, what's wrong with rape?

humans have been raping for tens if not hundreds of thousands of years. probably you wouldn't even exist if one of your ancestors wasn't raped that one time.

>> No.5655733

>>5655704
Kill yourself.

I'm not joking. You are a horrible person and you should commit suicide ASAP. It would make the world better and it would be the best thing for you. You are awful, fucking kill yourself.

>> No.5655736

>>5655727
If I crept into your bedroom, clamped a chloroformed tissue over your mouth, and smuggled you back to my dungeon, where I penetrated your tiny little asshole so savagely and for so long that you nearly died of blood loss, wouldn't you be a little disgruntled?

>> No.5655737

>>5655721
Mainly Thailand. But some Cambodia and a little Indonesia getting my surf fix. It is truly unbelievable to go have a few beers and have to make an effort not to get laid. These gals are so horny for a cute boy and a few bucks it is crazy. $15 bucks for a religious experience man.

>> No.5655738

>>5655736
well I definitely wouldn't appreciate the kidnapping

>> No.5655739

>>5655736
I guess I would be only a little disgruntled, yes. But if it only slightly disgruntles you, why do you care?

>> No.5655740

>>5655733
Slow down there tumblr-chan

>> No.5655742

>>5655733
>implying rape is wrong

>> No.5655749

When I was a senior in high school I had a freshman gf. She passed out after a couple of steel reserves. I put my finger in her ass. Is this rape?
I told her in the morning, and told her she asked for it drunk.

>> No.5655752

>>5655749
depends, are you hot?

>> No.5655755

>>5655752
yea I am

>> No.5655756

>>5655752
this is /lit/

>> No.5655757

>>5655755
you're in the clear

>> No.5655760

>>5655757
thats what I figured. Only feel guilty for not giving her another finger.

>> No.5655772

>>5655737
>It is truly unbelievable to go have a few beers and have to make an effort not to get laid.
If anything it begins to get annoying. You're just walking across the street to the ATM and the "hey handsomes" are called. Stand for too long to light a cigarette and they circle around and start groping. In Thailand I prefer the massage parlors and fishbowl brothels, but in Cambodia, which lacks that scene, I prefer the freelancers in the clubs over the hostess bars. Girly bars just have too much sleaze; the 60yo men in wifebeaters everywhere, the 'lady drink' concept, the barfines... Though they are fun once in a while.

Haven't ventured over to Indonesia yet, but surf in Cambodia? Presume you were in Sihanoukville or Kampot, but you couldn't have found any waves?

>> No.5655779

>>5655772
wouldnt getting it for free be more satisfying though

>> No.5655784

>you will never be a shy bookworm girl who nervously starts talking to a guy and you find out you both love poetry and live in the same direction so he walks you home and the cool autumn air blows your hair and sweater back so you pull it closer to you and you notice he's looking at you and then you both look down and blush and finally you make it to your door step and you ask him if he wants a cup of tea and he says yes and then it's just the two of you on the couch waiting for the kettle to warm up and he puts his hand on your knee and you blush and push it off and he apologizes but you both look into each others eyes and he kisses you then puts his hand on your knee and starts moving it up a little, pushing your wool, plaid skirt up and you push his hand away but it comes back and you say no again but he becomes more forceful now and up it goes all the way up to your panties and you can't stop him he's wiggling and you're struggling and you don't want it, no you tell him stop but it feels good too and things get so confusing and you just keep saying no no no not like this and then you climax as the kettle whistles and he's woken up by the sharp noise and he's realized what he's done and he gets up and stutters he's sorry before running out the door

>> No.5655799

>>5655779
No. It really isn't. Sounds cliche, but you really are paying them to leave.

>> No.5655805

>>5655799
In this situation couldn't you just leave instead? It's not like they are at your house.