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Literary confession thread: mod is a cuckold edition

>> No.5640456

i like murakami

>> No.5640457
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5640457

I like to read

>> No.5640461

I don't like DFW

>> No.5640463

I'd let Butters fuck me with a strap on, I have a fairly feminine behind and I carry myself with a certain levite that she'd like.

>> No.5640465

I read the first line of a story and hated it so now I'm gonna talk shit about it

>> No.5640514

>>5640453
Zeeburg is a faget.

He should get assblasted and fite me irl, anon-sama.

>> No.5640519

>>5640514
What city do you live in, pussy?

>> No.5640524

I enjoy reading science fiction more than proper literature.

>> No.5640530

I haven't read a book since highschool

>> No.5640535

>>5640519
NYC, cunt.

>> No.5640537

>>5640535
What burough?

I'm on my way, faggot.

>> No.5640549

>>5640537
Bronx. 189th and Webster faggot. I'll be there with my 9.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFuVR-LXwD8

You're going down.

>> No.5640555

>>5640549
My buddy goes to Manhattan college.

I'm heading up right now.

I'll crash at his ace for the night.

I'll wake up early enough for me to rape you before the sun rises, faggot.

>> No.5640558

I enjoy audio books more than actually reading.

>> No.5640561

>>5640549
> I'll be there with my 9
>calling anyone else a faggot
Bitch you scared and that isn't even your address.

>> No.5640569

>>5640555
Go ahead, stay with your pleb friend. Only pussies won't fight at night. Take the D to Grand Concourse. We'll meet there at 2 AM. If you aren't there I'll assume you're even more of a little cuckold than I thought.

>> No.5640580

>>5640569
>fucking implying

This is a fucking knife fight, faggot.

DC reppin', bitch nigga.

I'm gonna cut you up real nice.

>> No.5640583

>>5640555
>mfw zeeburg actually goes
>gets mugged
>gets stabbed

>> No.5640585

>>5640561
Why wouldn't he be scared of VTP? Have you seen that piece of meat? He could take armies.

>> No.5640592

>>5640519
srsly though, zburg is a fucking cunt
I want you off of lit please, I hate you
<3, jk </3

>> No.5640601

>>5640583
It's a happy face, smiling smugly as you return to your book, isn't it?

>> No.5640603

>>5640583
>implying that I won't do stabbing and mugging
>implying that I wont rape every homeless person in sight

>>5640585
Ayyy

The name still lives on.

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>>5640603
zeeburg, you aren't on ban evasion are you?

>> No.5640617

>>5640613
>

What do you think?

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>>5640603
I'm pretty much the only that calls you that :^)

>> No.5640624

>>5640617
I think yes

>> No.5640625
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>>5640619
Pls be a grill

>> No.5640626

Whilst reading gone girl I masturbated during certain parts of the book.

Do what you will with me.

>> No.5640634
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>>5640625
We've been through this.
How are you going to pay your visit to Montevideo? Are you getting a job?

>> No.5640635

>>5640592
Trying this hard

3/10

>> No.5640642

>>5640634
I work whenever I have break from class.

I already have a grand saved up.

I should be able to make another two by may.

I'll probably end up borrowing money from my family, too.

I'm not too worried about making the money last, since I'm going to be working at hostels in exchange for room and housing.

>> No.5640647

>>5640603
How will anon recognize you, Zeeburg? You should post a photo of yourself or description of your appearance and ethnicity.

>> No.5640664
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>>5640647

>> No.5640682

>>5640664
Hope to god this is real and zeefag is a spic.

>> No.5640689

>>5640682
>implying that I'm a spic

Try harder.

>> No.5640699

>>5640664
I just love that you are the gayest one in the pic.

>> No.5640705

>>5640699
Lee the banter coming, faggot.

>> No.5640706

I like DFW and I thought Infinite Jest was good. I much preferred the Tennis Academy to the Halfway House and Canadian Separatists though. The AFR joke became dry very quickly and a lot of the drug addict chapters felt repetitive.

All in all though, yeah it was good.

I'll read it again some day.

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>>5640664

>> No.5640814

>>5640796
>implying
>i'mplying
>i'm plying it
>i'm aplying the to
>I'm applying the condom to fuck zeefag's burrito hole.

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>>5640796

>> No.5640899

>>5640796
Made me kek

I'll give you a 7/10

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>>5640603
I believe in you, Zethar.
Keep us updated.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLbvcqq18gs