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Who wants to fuck my girlfriend while I watch?

>> No.5632946
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You will not survive

>> No.5632954
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5632954

kek

>> No.5632956

Stop being a plague and go read a book, Zeeb.

>> No.5632959

>animal farm
Thanks but I think I'll just go masturbate

>> No.5632960

>>5632956
I'm reading a book, though, butters-- I'm actually reading two for that matter.

But I'm watching el Classico and am bored.

>> No.5632964

>Animal Farm
she would give me plebeAIDS

>> No.5632965

>>5632960
>am bored
>American

>> No.5632967

>>5632946
does Foucault have gold in three of his teeth?

>> No.5632970

>>5632942
Fuck off, zeeburg.

>> No.5632971

>>5632965
Wot?

>> No.5632974

>>5632970
Why don't you fuck my boipussy, faggot?

>> No.5632977

>>5632974

No offence, m8 but it kind of stopped being funny.

It's just sad now.

>> No.5632982

>>5632964
You are "pleb" already.

>> No.5632983

>>5632977
None taken, anon-sama.

I shitpost because someone needs to do it.

>> No.5632987

>>5632983
Yeah, it really is quite sad. Kind of embarrassing too.

>> No.5632990

>>5632987
Cry harder, tho, fag-o-tron.

>> No.5632991

>>5632983
>I lower discourse because I'm an autistic piece of shit who can't form actual opinions

>> No.5632992

>>5632974
You're getting gayer by the day, VTP

>> No.5632994

>>5632992
What does VTP mean?

>>5632991
>being THIS upset

>> No.5632997

>>5632990
nah man, i don't know if it's because you're lonely or what but you're kind of sad.

>> No.5632999

>>5632983
There are plenty of shit posts on this board as it is.
The quality has really gone down in recent weeks even taking your posts out of consideration.

>> No.5633000

>>5632994
>BUT ANON, HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>YOU DON'T GET IT, DURRRRRRRRR
>DO YOU UNERSTAN?

>> No.5633001

>>5632990
>>>/fa/ggot

>> No.5633002

>>5632997
I'm not lonely, m8.

My only real problem is that I haven't fugged in a little while.

>> No.5633003

>>5632999
He's actually the one who has ruined this board, butter.

>> No.5633004

>>5632983
You sadden me, zeeburg. I can only imagine that later in life you'll be just like Jerry Smith.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI0_GrzgdYg

>> No.5633006

>>5633002
nah man, you seem really lonely, quite sad too, i mean you like to admit you shitpost on an internet website, kind of embarrassing man

>> No.5633008

>>5633000
Holy gets!
>being THIS buttblasted on an Indonesian cartoon image board

>>5632999
Nice gets, butters.

But my p-posts are of quality.

Sometimes I don't feel like being clever when I shitpost.

>> No.5633012

>>5633008
>admits to shitposting

how sad can you get

>> No.5633015

>>5633004
>>5633006
Damn, fellas.

This is like an intervention.

>> No.5633019

>>5633015
not really, we don't like you, you're just embarrassing

like that guy who hangs around the group but no one wants around

>> No.5633020

>>5633003
Thanks, anon-sama.
Hard work pays off.

>>5633012
Not as sad as your mother who has to put up with her man child son living in her basement.

>> No.5633021

>>5633015
Yes!

>> No.5633022

>>5633008
>Being this mad 24/7

Unreal.

>> No.5633026

>>5633020
My Man!

>> No.5633028

>>5633019
Someone has to do it, though

>>5633021
Ayyy lmao

>>5633022
Gets confirm that I'm a faggot

>> No.5633029

>>5633020
Haha, you go Zeeburg!! We all love you man!!

>> No.5633030

I'd have lesbian sex with her.

PS: Don't forget to vote, faggits.
http://strawpoll.me/2851127

>> No.5633031

>>5632994
I though Zeeburg was also Vote Third Party.

>> No.5633036

*raises hand* I-I'll do it.

>> No.5633038

>>5633028
>someone has to do it

you just copy buzzwords and you spend your time shitposting on a website, you're sadder than anyone here, i wonder what it would be like knowing you in real lie, embarrassing as fuck

>> No.5633039

>>5632999
Not really, Butters. You're just spending too much time in /lgbt/ and getting too defensive. We still have decent threads. Right now there's one with quite articulated history posts, even if it's about a pleb topic.

>> No.5633040

>>5633031
Yeah, anon-sama.

I just didn't piece the initials together.

>> No.5633042

>>5633030
>wanting this much attentions

wow man, i cant believe sad fucks like you exist

>> No.5633043

>>5633028
>Being this ass blasted

>> No.5633045

>>5633040
My Man!

>> No.5633047

>>5633038
>implying that we wouldn't get stoned as fuck together and play super smash bros

>> No.5633048

>Animal Farm

don't waste your genes on that plebbish slut op

>> No.5633050

>>5633047
>trying this hard

wow man, you are really embarrassing

>> No.5633051

>>5633030
Hey Capslock. How's obscurity treating you?

>> No.5633056

>>5633050
>getting rustled over shitposting on an Indonesian cartoon board
>says I'm trying too hard

Small kek

>> No.5633060

>>5633056
>Being this mad and pathetic every waking second

>> No.5633063

>>5633056
nah man, you're just being even more sad now

feel really bad for you man

>> No.5633066

>>5633036
Can I film it?

>> No.5633069

>>5633030
>http://strawpoll.me/2851127
I voted for myself

>> No.5633075

>>5633060
>>5633063
Holy fuck, faggots.

Who pissed in your hot pockets this morning?

>> No.5633077

>>5633066
Fine.
But I get a cut of the profits.
>and there's gonna be a lot of profit

>> No.5633078

>>5633042
He's butthurt because I told him asking "source" for random images of women online is literally the most pathetic, pointless and dickless thing you can do considering the nature of the internet and didn't clear my namefield.

So to prove he is not a fat autistic moron who doesn't understand the world or have anything going for him of course he has decided to spam entirely thoughtless caricatures of le epic 4chinz man and pretend I'm not still here laughing at his life.

>> No.5633082

>coming back from taking a shower, takes about 22 minutes
>44 new posts
what the fuck

>> No.5633083

>>5633075
you're just embarrassing yourself man

actually feel second hand embarrassment from you right now

>> No.5633088

>>5633075
>Being this pissed off

What a little impotent queer you are

>> No.5633099

>>5633077
I don't want any revenue from this. I just want you to consistently pork my girlfriend.

>>5633082
Faggot

>>5633083
>keeps repeating himself
>not being clever about it

Enjoy being a NEET faggot, faggot.

>> No.5633105

>>5633099
Deal.

>> No.5633109

>>5633099
nah man, im not neet but i dont know about you

really quite ashamed of you right now man

>> No.5633111

>>5633099
I bet Zeeburg has bad bangs.

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>>5633099
but you don't have a girlfriend, faggot faggot

>> No.5633114

>>5633109
Will fucking my girlfriend make you feel better?

>>5633105
Good doing business with you, anon-sama.

>> No.5633116

>>5633099
>Raging this hard over 2 chainz

>> No.5633121

>>5633111
Gets confirm that I have faggish, yet stylish bangs.

>>5633113
yes, I d-do

>> No.5633122

>>5633114
i heard you are really quite spastic when you talk to people on skype

you're so embarrassing man

>> No.5633123

404 please mods

>> No.5633124

>>5633121
post pictures of your gf then and I'll tell you if I'll fuck her

>> No.5633126

>>5633122
>implying that I use Skype

Where the fug did you hear that?

>> No.5633128

>>5633078
Dafuq u talkin about faggit?

>> No.5633129

>>5633121
>Implying anyone cares about your fat cheese smelling naruto gf

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>>5633123
Cry harder

>>5633124
Pic related

Will you suck her toes?

>> No.5633132

would berry

>> No.5633135

>>5633123
When one reports a thread, it closes. Why did you open it back up?

>> No.5633136

>>5633126
everyone knows man

stop being a fag, so embarrassing man

>> No.5633137

>>5633128
Try not to cry yourself to sleep tonight champ. Just remember unless you kill yourself it's gonna go on and on like this for decades and it'll only feel worse with time <3

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>>5633116
>>5633129
>being THIS ass blasted because they will never have a girlfriend of this quality

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>>5633131
not really a foot man but I guess I would

>> No.5633148

>>5633140
I had an "artsy" gf like this once

it was alright

>> No.5633150

>>5633136
>>5633137
Kill yourselves, faggots.

>>5633144
Dubs will confirm that her feet will be nice and smelly for you

>> No.5633155

>>5633148
Was she good in bed?

>> No.5633157

>>5633150
I'd really prefer the opposite

>> No.5633158

>>5633140
We have similar taste in dat ass

>> No.5633161

>>5633150
so embarrassing

>> No.5633165

>>5633137
Dafuq u talkin about? Are u hallucinating again? Making up shit cuz ur lyfe is 2 said?

>> No.5633166

>>5633157
Just fuck her feet, faggot.

>>5633158
My nigga

>> No.5633167

>>5633155
we were each others' firsts but we figured out each others' likes pretty quickly

I would say so. she was adventurous and was down to try new stuff. we banged a lot

>> No.5633173

>>5633167
Nice.

Favorite position?

>> No.5633175

>>5632999
>Butterfly complaining about shitposting

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>>5633166
but her feet don't even provide natural lubrication

>> No.5633183

>>5633178
Spit on her feet, faggot.

>> No.5633184

>>5633165
>everyone's face when your life

>> No.5633188

>>5633183
but spit isn't a great lubricant, especially since I don't produce much phlegm, so it would dry out quickly

>> No.5633193

>>5633188
Fuck her in the pussy till your dick is wet with her fluids, then fuck her feet.

Spit if you have to.

Faggot.

>> No.5633202

>>5633193
I think I'd rather lick clean feet, fuck her primary holes and then cum on her feet, rather than putting up with all this effort

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>>5633178
>He doesn't have a foreskin.

>> No.5633210

>>5633205
I do, though

>> No.5633215

>>5633184
Bitch please, my life is awesome.

>> No.5633237

>>5633215
CAPSLOCK

>> No.5633248

>>5633215
conflicted between filtering out faggots and enjoying the full shittery of this board
gonna postpone this decision to later

>> No.5633252

>>5633215
>He's actually bothering
>your poor parents face when you

Of course it could also be their faults. I sincerely wonder what life is like in your autistic little head. If you see someone offhandedly saying they have, say and iPhone or girlfriend, do you compose a mental shitpost about how you're a rockstar millionaire from mars?

>> No.5633260

>>5633248
Filtering my old name is what he wants you to do but using filters at all makes you a tremendous newfag

>> No.5633426

>>5633252
>top projection

>> No.5633440

>>5633426
I've literally seen it happen on this very board and the chances it's you are astronomically high