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ITT: say something clever

>> No.5619053

>>5619049
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Out Eyes Aren't Real

>> No.5619058

The Holocaust was a hoax.

>> No.5619063

>>5619058
Ayyy

>> No.5619066

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

>> No.5619069

>>5619049
Filthy Frank is my God

>> No.5619089
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5619089

>>5619049

I was talking with my grandma this noon when I visited her for a lunch. I realized that last authentic people are soon be extinct.

>> No.5619116

Gravity is proportional to the mass of the object and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between the two objects.

>> No.5619120

>>5619049
Nemo plus iuris ad alienum transfere potest quam ipse habet.

>> No.5619135

>>5619089
I agree that the elder generation is authentic, but do you think it is impossible for an individual to be authentic today without cutting themselves off from social media and mainstream culture?

>> No.5619141

>>5619069
That guy is literally /b/ kiddy tier shit

>> No.5619144

>>5619135
>self-consciously striving for authenticity

That's the least authentic thing you can do. Authenticity is something of the past, we can't into it ever again.

>> No.5619146

>>5619049
Yo mamma so fat
she fat

>> No.5619149

>>5619089
>>5619135
Heidegger did not mean authentic in the way you are talking about it.

>> No.5619154

>>5619135
>>5619089
>People with these kind of thoughts exist

>> No.5619156

>>5619149
I was under the impression that to be 'authentic' was to act like yourself. "I am a ___ thing and I do ___ of my own volition."

>> No.5619181

>>5619144

There is even a theory that "authenticity" was inherently connected with agrarian life in the feudal and post-feudal reality. I believe we can mimick certain qualities of authenticity, that's best we can do...

>>5619149

Oh he does! Authenticity is about being true to self. Heidegger identifies it with non-technological mode of existence and connection to the natural world. That's my granny.

>> No.5619191

This statement is false.

B^y

>> No.5619192
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5619192

>>5619154

Is it for the good or for the bad?

>> No.5619668

>>5619135
If you're a mainstream media kind of Dasein, you can Be-in-a-world that consists primarily of mainstream media saturation and be authentic.

>> No.5619675

>>5619049
All men are mortal. Socrates is a man. Socrates is mortal.

>> No.5619680

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!

>> No.5619708

Just say cutesy nonsense like Oscar Wilde or Dorothy Parker.

>A man's best friend is a best friend's man.

>The true key to happiness is a locked door.

>It takes effort to do nothing.

People will think you're a genius.

>> No.5619741 [DELETED] 

if its clever to be clever then to be clever you must be clever and as clever is clever and and being is relative to being clever as clever is cleverness if you are clever forthright cleverness depends on how clever you clever is clever to clever if clever the clever you clever and clever it clever but clever is clever are clever to clever for clever could clever be clevermust clever clever clever clever clever clever clever clever clever clever clever clever clever clever clever clever clever clever clever clever clever clever clever clever clever clever clever clever

clever[/clever]

>> No.5619864

>ITT: say something clever
>nobody said "something clever"

>> No.5619867

>>5619864
Ayyy

>> No.5619876

>>5619675
Socrates was a fag

>> No.5619878
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5619878

Women are the niggers of gender

>> No.5619879

>>5619864
This one time a professor handed out a quiz and the only question was "Why?" Only one student aced the exam and his answer was "Why not?" Like this if you have ever felt sad and cried and post it to your wall.

>> No.5619886

A priori knowledge is just knowledge of the a posteriori world

>> No.5619892

I'd prefer not to?

>> No.5619896

Welcome to my sentence, be prepared to say groan before the period, as it wasn't worth reading to begin with.

>> No.5619900

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>> No.5619905

>>5619900
Nice gets

>> No.5619910

>>5619905
>>>/b/

>> No.5619914

>>5619905
harsh singles, dawg

>> No.5619923

>>5619879
>>5619049

A professor set his students a test, in which there was simply one question: to prove that the chair he is sitting on does not exist. One student walked out after just 30 seconds. Intrigued, the professor instantly rushed to see what he'd written and found: "ayyyy lmao"

>> No.5619927

Fuck you OP I'm not your monkey

>> No.5619932

>>5619049
something clever

>> No.5619935
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5619935

>>5619923

>> No.5619941

>>5619675
A syllogism: all other men die, I am not another man, therfore I will not die

>> No.5619949
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5619949

>>5619941

>> No.5619958

>>5619941
What are you then? A robot?

>> No.5619962

>>5619958
Bitch I might be.

>> No.5619965

Women are a meme

>> No.5619994

>>5619941
That's the very schoolbook example of an invalid syllogism, though.

>> No.5620005

>>5619116
>babbies first inverse square law

>> No.5620015

>>5619135
>>5619144
>>5619156
>>5619668
Jesus christ the misunderstanding of Heidegger here... Why are you comfortable with using the terms from something you haven't even read the texts of? All it takes is to read Being & Time and, say, Poetry, Language, Thought (or simply Building, Dwelling, Thinking: it's short and not too difficult), and you won't say dumbass shit like this (plus your life will change fantastically when you leave behind the traditional ontology, so please go for it).

>> No.5620023

>>5619156
Yes. This is what the entirety of Being & Time boils down to. "I do what I want because I want to."

fuckkkiiiiiiiinggggggggg never post again

>> No.5620030

>>5620015

nah man heidegger means being a strong independent woman. obv

>> No.5620063
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5620063

>>5620030
>sugoi kawaii

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5620069

Well known, yet still a scientific anomaly: All Americans resemble reddish ruffians

>> No.5620078

Journalism, is, in the best of the cases, a narrative.

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5620092

>>5620078

>> No.5620245

>>5619049
A faggot you were
a faggot you are
a faggot you will be

>> No.5620415

Fuck off, Zeeburg.

>> No.5620447

Humans can be selfish, impatient and insecure. We make mistakes and sometimes cause others to. Despite this, if you cannot deal with humanity at it's worst, then you do not deserve to witness it at it's best.

>> No.5620511

>>5619049
Literal interpretation of OP's command

Comment on the deconstructive nature of intial response

Comment on how deconstruction=/=cleverness and that derrida is a fucking sham

Comment on the meta levels of this comment

Failing an attempt at humour because of the midway realization that the deconstruction hasn't ended

Comment on the unnecessary levels of dialogue in a single post.

Faux-Finale with indications of the final word

Real finale to the post, leaving an unsatisfied taste in the reader's mind

>> No.5620525

Intelligence is the acquisition of knowledge
Knowledge is the acquisition of intelligence.

>> No.5620771

>>5620511
9/11
You just won the thread. How hard would you like me to suck your dick?

>> No.5620869

>>5620511

this is impressive, but in being impressive does it cancel out the banality which was its central point?

>> No.5620872

i was gonna say something funny butt-fuck it

>> No.5620904

lifes a bitch and then you die
it's a harsh truth so have a cry
but grab a tissue for your tears to dry
cos you gotta slap that bitch before she passes by

>> No.5620906

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Not your cheese.

>> No.5620907

I would say something about homosexuals, butt fuck it

>> No.5620918

>>5620906

this is adorable

>> No.5620927

The ironic meta-experience of lack of sincerity, is just a reply to the long awarded tryhard of sincerity done by non-ironic metathinking. By itself, ironically-beings meta-metathink their thinking and don't fall neither in sincerity or metaironic.

>> No.5620932

What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

>> No.5620934

>>5620932

Oh... I thought it was allerazom or maybe eirb

>> No.5620943

Every finite Boole algebra is isomorphic to the discrete topology on the set of its atoms

>> No.5620999

Every question has an answer.
Every answer is an answer to a question.
There are no questions without an answer, there are no answers without a question.
There is no mystery.

>> No.5621018

>>5620999
>There is no mystery.
Kek.

If only the answers to the juicy questions that are given to us were as satisfying as the questions themselves, you'd be right. They are not, however. The mystery remains.

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5621032

>>5620932

definitely a crossword clue in the making

gnikam

>> No.5621034

>>5619949
>>5619958
>>5619994
No shit, I don't actually think I'm not going to die. I just remember it from the poem in pale fire.

>> No.5621037

>>5620999
dem trips
this is the end of mystery indeed

>> No.5621065

>>5621018
The mystery only remains because of our inability to express and/or understand the answers.

If a question is asked an answer exists, we could give up and say that our question cannot be truly a question if we cannot give it an answer. If all answers are invalid that we can give are invalid then the question itself is not valid.
There is no mystery.

>> No.5621098

Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?

>> No.5621179

Egyptian culture is a pyramid scheme.

>> No.5621189

what if
food was eating us

>> No.5621196

what if god uses entropy to fuel his own masturbator machine

>> No.5621202

the only mystery is
ourselves
*ponders while rubbing chin*

>> No.5621222

>>5621196

spot on!
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message977387/pg1