Post your reading buddies /lit/

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Anonymous Mon Oct 20 19:24:46 2014 No.5611225 [Reply] [Original]

Post your reading buddies /lit/

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 19:26:00 2014 No.5611230 looks like a one-eyed green monster

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 19:36:48 2014 No.5611276 File: 1.81 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's kneading the blanket. She usually does it for about ten minutes then finds a comfier position to sleep in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 19:37:40 2014 No.5611280 I don't have a picture of a pack of cigarettes

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 19:41:14 2014 No.5611290
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This is all I have. No pets allowed in the dorm.

I've had this pillowcase since I was a toddler. You can't even imagine the amount of pussy this thing has gotten me.

[Spoiler]none[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 19:47:19 2014 No.5611319 File: 162 KB, 641x692, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best buds since I was twelve, he's one of my favorite things in the world. :3

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 19:48:06 2014 No.5611323 >>5611280 You're so cool dude

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 19:49:52 2014 No.5611331 >pet owners worse than carnivores

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 19:58:14 2014 No.5611383 >>5611319 He will die in your lifetime that's sad

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:00:19 2014 No.5611392 >>5611225 my waifu daiki

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:04:32 2014 No.5611408 >>5611383 not if the guy dies tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:08:37 2014 No.5611431 >>5611408 That brightened my day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:11:12 2014 No.5611446 >>5611408 not if the cat dies today

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:13:06 2014 No.5611458 File: 57 KB, 500x667, 1403800449100[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5611431 now imagine how the cat would feel

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:13:15 2014 No.5611460 >>5611408 /lit/ - momento mori

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:14:23 2014 No.5611465 >>5611460 >momento

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:16:09 2014 No.5611472 >>5611458 >cat log: today was uneventful as well. meh

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:18:34 2014 No.5611485 >>5611383 I think about this a lot actually. I pretty much grew up with him and his brother. It sounds weird but there arent many things I honestly love more than my cats. :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:19:29 2014 No.5611492 >>5611458 >someone paid real actual human dollars for this pile of bolognaronie why

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:20:42 2014 No.5611499 >>5611485 Why would that sound weird? Pets are generally easier to love than people.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:22:21 2014 No.5611505 >>5611492 >Cat people

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:31:21 2014 No.5611554 >actually buying a cat or dog as a grown man You'd better be a farmer or a shepherd or something because buying cutesy domesticated companions because you can't stand being alone is pretty sad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:33:14 2014 No.5611558 >>5611458 I actually cried

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:33:54 2014 No.5611562 >>5611554 better buy a anime pillow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:35:07 2014 No.5611570 File: 69 KB, 2560x1920, Alfador3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:35:21 2014 No.5611573 >>5611499 Some people just don't understand is all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:35:54 2014 No.5611575 >>5611554 Life is sad, get over it also >buying pls

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:36:11 2014 No.5611578 >>5611562 Even that's better because at least you're not narcissistically pining for attention like a teenage girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:36:15 2014 No.5611580 >>5611558 >>/tumblr/

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:36:46 2014 No.5611582 >>5611558 Get help or learn to control your emotions

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:37:59 2014 No.5611586 File: 42 KB, 477x347, 1406160718283.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5611558 Almost got me. 8/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:38:37 2014 No.5611587 >>5611290 Pillows aren't really that expensive, I'm sure a new one will be comfier too. Why didn't your spoiler work? I'd wouldn't change my mind if I saw that pillow

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:39:49 2014 No.5611594 >cats Literally a plague upon this earth destroying entire ecosystems. I do my best to kill as many as I can.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:40:58 2014 No.5611597 >>5611594 My dick destroyed your mom's entire ecosystem last night, fucker

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:41:19 2014 No.5611598 File: 32 KB, 540x720, Macallan-10-Year-Old-Fine-Oak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:42:41 2014 No.5611604

>>5611587
I mean, I've had sex in this bed with this pillowcase on it but it certainly isn't attracting anyone here.
And, yeah. I'm sort of fond of it, though. I'm not a big comic book guy but if I had to pick, Spiderman would be my favorite.

i have no idea why my spoiler didn't work. Maybe because I capitalized the S?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:43:22 2014 No.5611606 >>5611587 he capitalized the s also it's not a great revelation so the system decided to punish improper use of the spoiler function. pretty nifty new feature

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:46:36 2014 No.5611619 >>5611597 For every cat you kill you save hundreds of birds who are actually important to your direct environment. It's the sensible thing to do.

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:46:45 2014 No.5611620

>>5611594
I'm no cat lover, in fact they bother me a lot, but it's actually people's fault, they're the ones who bring cats where they don't belong and then leave them free to fuck with other cats and generally be dicks to everyone and everything.
it happened with dogs too but with cats it's easier because people literally set them free everytime they want.
tl;dr pls kill cat people

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:48:09 2014 No.5611626 >>5611225 fuck u

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:48:34 2014 No.5611629 but my cats don't kill birds

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:49:29 2014 No.5611633 >>5611619 For every bird you kill you save hundreds of worms and bugs who are actually important to your direct environment. It's the sensible thing to do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:49:38 2014 No.5611634 >>5611620 You punish the cat people by killing their cats. They'll learn to keep them inside only. Or they just keep losing them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:51:17 2014 No.5611641 >>5611633 Except those birds aren't a destructive invasive species bred by the thousands. If they were I'd be in favour of killing them too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:53:11 2014 No.5611649 >>5611641 >rednecks are a destructive invasive species bred by the thousands Do you kill hillbillies too?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:55:01 2014 No.5611658 >>5611649 Appalachians are pretty cool. You'd be better off shooting Californians or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:58:14 2014 No.5611672 >>5611633 That's what Mao thought

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:59:17 2014 No.5611678 File: 1.63 MB, 2448x3264, IMG_20141018_233540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's another picture of him, his name is Ox

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 21:01:08 2014 No.5611685 >>5611678 Who do you stimulate a system that deliberately breeds stunted dogs? Do you enjoy watching your companion suffer from health problems?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 21:01:35 2014 No.5611687 >>5611678 >his name is Ox he's just big boned

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 21:03:14 2014 No.5611694

>>5611658
Mountain people =/ rednecks. As someone living in Virginia, you learn the difference between a mountain person and a disgusting redneck hillbilly hick real quick.
I'm talking about those shitheads that wear a bent bill hat to bed, water proof cowboy boots 24/7, boot cut jeans, and a wife beater, drive lifted trucks and are constantly "rolling coal" because muh culture, spitting dip indoors, sporting Confederate flags everywhere, hating niggers, never ending pissing contents about who shot the biggest buck, and generally being trashy obnoxious cunts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 21:05:45 2014 No.5611707 >>5611694 Hillbillies are the mountain people. Rednecks are the trash you refer to. But you asked if I killed hillbillies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 21:07:06 2014 No.5611713 >>5611678 Does your dog too many/too few chromosomes jesus Christ anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 21:10:40 2014 No.5611730 >>5611707 Okay well do you kill rednecks

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 21:13:39 2014 No.5611743 File: 2.97 MB, 4128x2322, 20140716_004456.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My pet has better aesthetics than most.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 21:14:56 2014 No.5611752 >>5611331 It is practically slavery.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 21:20:45 2014 No.5611772 >>5611752 Just like my relationship with your mother :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 21:39:07 2014 No.5611841 >>5611730 No, I don't want to go to prison for murder.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 21:40:29 2014 No.5611849 >>5611752 Yes, there's something morbid about owning sentient beings for your amusement.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 21:42:18 2014 No.5611860 File: 372 KB, 1280x720, Picture 528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5611225 I have two qts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 21:44:50 2014 No.5611868 File: 430 KB, 1200x900, DSCN0169.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5611860 a cuter picture of orange and how reacts to reading

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 21:44:53 2014 No.5611869 >>5611619 >tfw I know an guy who puts poisoned cat food out for the very reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 21:47:15 2014 No.5611875 >>5611772 I know, man. She treats you like shit. Have you tried talking with her about it? Even if it's your "thing" you guys should tone it down a bit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 21:50:46 2014 No.5611889 >>5611869 tell pentti i said hi

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 22:52:35 2014 No.5612136 >>5611743 True. I have a rabbit myself, but no camera so buck off guys

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:05:25 2014 No.5612193

>>5611290

>pillowcase is Spider-Man from the Rami movies
>the first movie in Rami's Spider-Man trilogy came out in 2002
>you claim to have had the pillowcase since your were a toddler
>a toddler is a child between the ages of one and three
>which means you were 1-3 when Spider-Man came out, assuming the pillowcase if from the first movie
>which makes you 13-15 years old

Why are you on 4chan?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:08:41 2014 No.5612216 I mostly read when I'm pooping or on the bus, not much time otherwise, so my dog is usually not nearby.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:10:24 2014 No.5612225 >>5612193 >being autistic He clearly said that it's in his dorm you moron. Not sure about you but I've yet to encounter a thirteen year old in a university.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:17:11 2014 No.5612261 >>5612193 I'm almost 19 you fucking turd gardener.

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:18:13 2014 No.5612267

>>5612225

>boarding schools (for elementary and high school aged children) have dorms.
>When I went to university, I had a few classes with a 14 year old prodigy, so 13-15 is hardly far fetched.

I know he's not likely to be in either of those situations, but it's possible. Best case scenario, he's using the term toddler to refer to himself as a 5-6 year old, which is fucking stupid. God forbid people use language correctly on /lit/ of all boards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:21:46 2014 No.5612280 >>5612267 God forbid someone replace a noun with a very similar noun lest the autism of the pseudo-mighty /lit/ sperge be flared.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:30:21 2014 No.5612314 File: 29 KB, 599x524, mfw posting on 4chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5612261

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:31:55 2014 No.5612321 >>5612280 Yes, god forbid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:32:41 2014 No.5612327 >>5612314 I meant to write with that: There's a very small line between the point in which you pretend to be a little but older and the point in which you feel ashamed of doing the things you are doing at your age. I'm 24 and I feel like pic related.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:35:42 2014 No.5612336 >>5611225 >Post your reading buddies /lit/ >posts pic of an inflatable blow-job doll wearing a balaclava fucking pervert

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:50:05 2014 No.5612406 >>5612336 >inflatable blow-job doll wearing a balaclava judging from the thumbnail it's mike from monsters inc

Anonymous Tue Oct 21 00:32:31 2014 No.5612600

>>5611713
It's funny, he actually is fairly intelligent, or at least I think so. Sometimes I'll see him watching TV, or watching things, observing his surrounding.

When our black lab died (she was 13) Fay, he seemed different, as if he knew what was going on. He would wander from room to room, something which he never used to do. It was as if he was searching for her. It's really sad and I feel bad for him.

That's why I let him on the bed in the first place. I'll probably be spoiling him now haha

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 00:49:12 2014 No.5612676 Kitty! She loves sleeping on paper

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 00:50:23 2014 No.5612683 File: 2.84 MB, 3264x2448, IMG_20141013_181654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5612676

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 01:36:45 2014 No.5612869 >>5611619 I cut out cat hearts for souls

>>	kitty !kitty/EnNg Tue Oct 21 01:41:57 2014 No.5612889 i saw a cat today standing still in a ditch full of fallen leaves and looking at the dry stalk of grass and me

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 01:50:33 2014 No.5612910 File: 15 KB, 567x322, Tgkd3lXMoMvMhs9v6Xlg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5611678 >>5611678 >>5611678 >>5611678 >>5611678 >>5611678 >>5611678

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 02:00:28 2014 No.5612947 File: 98 KB, 612x428, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's a bit grumpy today.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 02:04:07 2014 No.5612959 >>5612947 holy shit that is so fucking cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 02:06:21 2014 No.5612966 >>5612889 lol faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 02:10:24 2014 No.5612978 >>5612947 is that a fucking chicken?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 02:11:23 2014 No.5612979 >>5612947 Is this what a /lit/ poster looks like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 02:12:34 2014 No.5612985 >>5612947 all my why

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 02:14:34 2014 No.5612995 >>5612978 yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 02:16:53 2014 No.5613006 >>5612947 Nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 02:17:54 2014 No.5613012 >>5612947 G-gonzo?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 02:21:29 2014 No.5613019 >>5612979 >implying anyone on /lit/ reads

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 02:24:48 2014 No.5613032 File: 3.21 MB, 5312x2988, 20140729_100007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 02:26:33 2014 No.5613034 >>5613019 >>>/v/

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 02:39:59 2014 No.5613054 >>5612600 I'm posting just to let you know I read your post and felt with you. Animals are great companions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 02:49:15 2014 No.5613077 File: 156 KB, 960x720, lit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 02:50:05 2014 No.5613079 >>5613077 what is it

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 02:50:34 2014 No.5613080 >>5613077 Anon pls. I did not want this. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/17/elephant-pig-china-photos_n_6004958.html

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 02:51:12 2014 No.5613084 >>5613077 Hahaha the fuck is that shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 03:09:31 2014 No.5613114 >>5611685 Life is suffering, deal with it.

>>	Tallis !!y+12CeFwYOo Tue Oct 21 03:16:21 2014 No.5613133 >>5613077 is that the little shit from Ice Age 2?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 03:18:38 2014 No.5613144 >>5613133 I wasn't raised by the television so I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 03:21:00 2014 No.5613150 >>5613144 great post on 4chan you ethical paragon you

>>	Tallis !!y+12CeFwYOo Tue Oct 21 03:21:46 2014 No.5613153 >>5613144 >implying I didn't see it in a cinema

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 03:23:44 2014 No.5613161 >>5613150 >ethical Also, I am on a literature board. The fact that you started on /b/ doesn't mean I did.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 04:36:05 2014 No.5613338 >>5611276 >>5611319 >>5611570 >>5611743 >>5611860 >>5612683 >>5613032 Best posts in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 05:44:14 2014 No.5613448 >>5612947 Hahaha, a friend of mine had a chicken as a pet. She was devastated when it died

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 06:20:54 2014 No.5613500 >>5613448 >died Your friend is really naive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 06:21:27 2014 No.5613501 File: 32 KB, 505x479, metronomical!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5612947 H-Harold-kun is that you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 06:25:00 2014 No.5613513 >>5613500 Well, she liked that chicken a lot. It was a mighty fine chicken

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 06:26:53 2014 No.5613517 >>5613513 I was implying that the chicken was slaughtered and then promptly eaten at the next family dinner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 06:29:17 2014 No.5613523 >>5613517 Ah. No. Buying it, when it's feather has already been taken and ready to put in the oven is easier

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 09:49:10 2014 No.5614116 >>5613114 Doesn't mean you have to go out of their way to breed dogs with all kinds of health problems because you think retardation looks cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 09:52:20 2014 No.5614128 File: 14 KB, 265x362, pig_beer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no wojak looking minipig to get cunted with

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 12:02:46 2014 No.5614460 >>5612947 Is it because she's no longer human?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 13:11:41 2014 No.5614808 File: 1.17 MB, 2448x2448, IMG_20130221_181237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here is mine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 13:14:35 2014 No.5614820 >>5611492 > bolognaronie word stolen

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 13:18:56 2014 No.5614842 >>5614808 >That pizzaface

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 13:21:17 2014 No.5614853 >>5614842 Never had acne in my life and my skin is pretty nice. But you're missing the point, look at my fantastic turtle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 13:22:24 2014 No.5614856 >>5614808 >i'm a grill btw

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 13:28:37 2014 No.5614890 >>5614856 That's one of the only pictures of my turtle that I have on my computer (others are blurry or with my full face) and I was too lazy to look for others. Plus, I sincerely didn't think it showed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 13:38:39 2014 No.5614947 >>5614890 males don't have fuzzy hair above their upper lip. also, aren't you afraid that thing will give you a cleft lip?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 13:40:12 2014 No.5614955 >>5614947 >males don't have fuzzy hair above their upper lip. 13 year olds do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 13:42:37 2014 No.5614969 >>5614890 Go away

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 13:45:29 2014 No.5614977 >>5614890 >Oh silly me, itz da only 1 iv got xd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 13:45:51 2014 No.5614984 >>5612869 thats not as bad as reading Murakami

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 13:51:50 2014 No.5615022 File: 183 KB, 720x1280, Snapchat-20140820082656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This little shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 13:53:29 2014 No.5615029 File: 43 KB, 640x456, shores.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5614808 Every time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 13:54:53 2014 No.5615035 >>5615029 lolllll xD >>>/r/eddit

>>	Someone else Tue Oct 21 13:59:34 2014 No.5615057 >>5615035 Poe's law right here

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 14:02:32 2014 No.5615072 >>5615057 >Poe's law :v)

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 14:06:34 2014 No.5615079 >>5611868 Now that is one cute kitten.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 14:07:47 2014 No.5615082 >>5614890 You ought to be ashamed of yourself for being a woman. How dare you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 14:11:21 2014 No.5615096 Women are literally shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 14:15:11 2014 No.5615112 >>5615096 Women are a meme.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 14:32:16 2014 No.5615175 File: 157 KB, 1001x671, Scan-140907-0037.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	BillionaireMayor !cAaZk5YM5c Tue Oct 21 14:34:42 2014 No.5615183 File: 116 KB, 1200x674, L'Empereur.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 15:12:02 2014 No.5615321 >>5614820 It's all yours friend

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 17:21:53 2014 No.5615765 >>5611868 muh dick what a qt3.14

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 17:28:14 2014 No.5615798 I've been like three months on this board. Wasn't the guy that put a turtle in his penis from this board?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 17:55:13 2014 No.5615927 >>5614808 You dont fool me with it's cuteness, i have one myself and all it does it attack people, shoes, and shits all over the place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 20:08:03 2014 No.5616525 File: 1.92 MB, 2592x1936, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This QT

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 20:13:27 2014 No.5616547 >>5615112 Hey someone faggot deleted my post saying women are literally shit I'll bet you wouldn't have of deleted it if it said men are literally shit you misandrist cunt

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 20:14:40 2014 No.5616554 Women proved yet again literally to be shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 20:16:00 2014 No.5616561 >>5616554 How?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 20:16:36 2014 No.5616565 >>5616561 by my post getting deleted, but not this thread that has nothing to do with literature.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 20:18:55 2014 No.5616575 >>5616565 oh the injustice call the ACLU

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 20:19:00 2014 No.5616576 >>5611319 > :3 LONDON O N D O N

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 20:19:27 2014 No.5616581 File: 2.42 MB, 2448x3264, IMG_0331.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Boxer named Ollie. For some reason whenever I read aloud she freaks out and gets supper cuddly. 8)

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 20:20:48 2014 No.5616589 File: 2.64 MB, 3648x2736, leo1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pretty sure this nigga's gonna die soon though

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 20:21:33 2014 No.5616591 >>5611458 what is this, tao lin?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 20:22:51 2014 No.5616597 >>5616547 >>5616554 >>5616565 >being biased and then cries bias when things don't go his way >so mad he makes three posts over this stay rekt you emotional faggot lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 20:26:07 2014 No.5616612 >>5616597 You're clearly an angry woman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 20:26:51 2014 No.5616615 >>5616589 :(

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 20:29:28 2014 No.5616623 >>5614808 want to be pen pals

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 20:43:52 2014 No.5616667 File: 8 KB, 250x240, 1413035698477.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5616547 >>5616554 >>5616565 >>5616612

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 20:44:27 2014 No.5616669 File: 612 KB, 1536x2048, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This bastard weighs 25 pounds. And the vet says he's not overweight, he's just a fucking huge cat.

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE Tue Oct 21 20:53:38 2014 No.5616697 File: 48 KB, 642x482, 1413939218814.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5616612 You're clearly a baby-head.

>>	mothergoose !!DUwV6rmVW4k Tue Oct 21 21:00:04 2014 No.5616724 File: 52 KB, 704x960, henry on peyote.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] if i read on the patio he'll sit by me and be a cat

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:06:13 2014 No.5616756 File: 342 KB, 1296x972, 20140808_151127.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My Pharaoh Hound, Cleo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:07:33 2014 No.5616763 >>5611225 That looks like the corpse of a duck tucked in a blanket.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:08:22 2014 No.5616766 >>5616667 >>5616697 ANIME THREAD WAS DELETED BY NOT THE FUCKING PET THREAD MODS CAN GO ROT

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:09:00 2014 No.5616770 >>5613032 Aw, looks like my reading buddy lol.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:09:20 2014 No.5616771 File: 331 KB, 1217x912, 20140809_230842.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] More. Aesthetic as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:09:41 2014 No.5616773 File: 197 KB, 1024x753, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's mine:

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:09:51 2014 No.5616774 >>5616766 The /ic/ rec one? I hope the guy read Chandler and Cheever, they will help him in his quest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:11:25 2014 No.5616783 >>5616774 No the other one, there needs to be multiple anime threads on the literature board imo

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:12:18 2014 No.5616790 >>5616773 revolting

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:14:53 2014 No.5616803 >>5616697 BTW CONGRATS ON POSTING TH EMOST TEPID INSULT IMAGINABLE YOU IGNOMINIOUS SLATTERN

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:23:25 2014 No.5616842 >>5616803 I will cut you like a hurricane

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:24:36 2014 No.5616853 >>5616790 How is that revolting? She's clearly the best thing ever

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:25:56 2014 No.5616862 >>5616773 i hate whores like this

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:27:13 2014 No.5616869 >>5616862 Say that to my face, faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:28:40 2014 No.5616879 >>5616862 Are you a supreme gentleman?

Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:28:49 2014 No.5616881

>>5616842
Women are worthless pieces of subhuman garbage that should be used solely for breeding and slave labor until genetic engineering reaches the point that all men can be born homosexual and artificial reproduction the point that two men can contribute their genetic material to conceive a child and women will be phased out entirely until we can live out the rest of our days in a gay paradise completely free of females until the heat death of the universe

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:30:09 2014 No.5616887 >>5616881 Amusing yarn beh

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:33:59 2014 No.5616914 >>5616756 >>5616771 Damn nigga that's a pretty dog.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:37:57 2014 No.5616932 >>5616914 >>5616756 >>5616771 It is indeed a mighty regal animal.

Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:42:23 2014 No.5616961

>>5616869
i hate whores like your face

>>5616879
certainly not, i don't hate whores in general. but i hate the kind of whore that feels like she just doesn't cut it as far as attractiveness goes so instead of competing with the top whores she chooses a niche to posture with. take this one with her stereotypical glasses and shitty books (palahniuk, orwell) and some old looking books she hasn't read thrown in for good measure as accessories to her whoring. she's no better than whores who pose with console controllers or bongs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:48:30 2014 No.5616996 >>5616881 I thought you killed yourself already Elliot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:51:12 2014 No.5617013 >>5616996 It is my theory based on an extensive reading of his manifesto and study of his YouTube videos that Elliot Rodger was secretly gay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:51:57 2014 No.5617017 >>5616881 just like on my greek pottery

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:55:07 2014 No.5617038 File: 298 KB, 1485x1206, rn04E107edit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 21:59:29 2014 No.5617072 >>5616853 she's just gross

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 22:01:27 2014 No.5617086 >>5617072 I've said it before but she needs to wash her feet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 22:03:45 2014 No.5617096 >>5617086 no i need to wash her feet

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 22:08:50 2014 No.5617129 >>5616961 Can't you just appreciate the image of a beautiful girl surrounded by books? Forget whatever hateful little story you told yourself about her and cum with aesthetic bliss like me

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 22:10:22 2014 No.5617140 >>5617129 no, she really disgusts me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 22:10:22 2014 No.5617141 >>5617129 sorry bub

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 22:12:09 2014 No.5617148 >>5616773 more good sir.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 22:13:10 2014 No.5617155 >>5617140 It must suck being homosexual, I pity you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 22:14:32 2014 No.5617159 >>5617155 Uh, dude. No. Read this post pls: >>5616881

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 22:15:40 2014 No.5617165 >>5617159 It must suck being you then

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 22:19:04 2014 No.5617187 >>5617165 Only in the good way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 22:21:19 2014 No.5617195 >>5612947 pls be in London

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 22:22:01 2014 No.5617200 >>5617159 >breeding you're worse than them

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 22:22:47 2014 No.5617203 File: 11 KB, 396x388, 1397865137851.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5617187

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 22:25:17 2014 No.5617216 >>5617200 Artificial reproduction would allow for much easier population control, unless you're some anti-natalist nutcase who believes the horseshit that all life is suffering, in which case I can't help you lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 22:30:56 2014 No.5617244 >>5616881 Also if you're concerned that such a paradise woudl stunt human diversity then I must remind you that practically all women follow the same basic behavioral principles whereas the psychic range of the male sex is vast beyond compare

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 22:34:35 2014 No.5617260 In summation please delete the pets thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 22:36:54 2014 No.5617269 >>5616771 That's the most Russian-looking dog I've ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 22:36:56 2014 No.5617270 If you guys don't have Joe you're fucking up

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 22:44:37 2014 No.5617299 >>5617155 >he doesn't like my shitty waifu so he must be gay

>>	TwatStone Wed Oct 22 01:13:12 2014 No.5617888 >>5611678 I love your dog Anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 01:18:13 2014 No.5617911 >>5616576 someone explain this meme 2 me

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 01:21:15 2014 No.5617922 >>5617038 lol are you fucking carrot top?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 01:21:31 2014 No.5617924 >>5617911 I didn't know that was a meme. I thought that person was just posting something wacky.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 01:22:52 2014 No.5617932 File: 231 KB, 433x693, EastTimor.JoseRamosHorta.01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5617922 jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 01:24:00 2014 No.5617938 >>5617924 Yeah it's from /fit/ I think.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 01:28:03 2014 No.5617953 >>5617938 from /fa/. see a boipussy and you say 'pls b in london' bit gay isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 01:28:22 2014 No.5617954 >>5617911 some /fit/ tripfag from londong kept posting "pls b in london" whenever a girl showed up and it became a meme to express that find someone attractive /fa/ uses it excessively too

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 01:30:49 2014 No.5617965 /fa/ mods actually ban you for the L O N D O N meme

>>	TwatStone Wed Oct 22 01:31:54 2014 No.5617968 >>5616771 That is one handsome hound.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 01:32:41 2014 No.5617972 >>5617953 >>5617954 Thank you my friends.

Anonymous Wed Oct 22 02:15:45 2014 No.5618097

>>5612600
My cats are getting a little old (both 11 now) and, though its far off, I get crushed whenever I imagine trying to "explain" the death of one to the other, how much they'll miss their buddy.
;_;

I'm just now sifting through the thread but felt a quick blog-tier vignette wouldn't be out of place

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 02:28:39 2014 No.5618132 >>5611290 you're right, i cant imagine the amount 'zero' is an abstract concept, a representational impossibility

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 02:28:59 2014 No.5618133 >>5612947 my sides

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 02:39:06 2014 No.5618162 File: 85 KB, 861x1468, 1413045220690 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5617972 >>5617954 >>5617953 this is the first "pls be in London" btw

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 02:54:51 2014 No.5618205 >>5611573 oi just like, objectively, that is really fucken weird, the fact that you like cats more than people. that's like saying you like plain bread more than chocolate cake. because bread is more simple to create.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 03:06:49 2014 No.5618239 >>5616697 I didn't know Ody had gotten so big >>5611678 >>5616581 Those are some chill dogs

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 09:03:20 2014 No.5618956 File: 2.52 MB, 2000x3552, WP_20141021_011[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5611225 That's one of my reading buddies, I have a red one aswell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 09:04:59 2014 No.5618958 File: 2.84 MB, 3552x2000, WP_20140815_009[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5618956 That one

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 09:24:46 2014 No.5618999 >>5618162 oh, /fit/, you never learn

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 09:35:45 2014 No.5619028 >>5614808 This is a grill, right? (and a turtle)

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 09:35:46 2014 No.5619029 i'm just waiting for someone to post a picture of their gf and derail this entire thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 09:39:12 2014 No.5619043 >>5619029 I could do it, but since this is 4chan I fear people will use the pic for bad purposes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 09:39:57 2014 No.5619047 File: 59 KB, 604x604, 1362544844769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] no pets allowed

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 09:40:16 2014 No.5619048 >>5619043 I could do it too but I don't have a gf anymore tfw heartbroken ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 09:41:17 2014 No.5619052 >>5619047 /tv/ is leaking

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 09:42:02 2014 No.5619054 >>5615022 >>5614808 >>5613077 >>5612947 >>5611678 jesus christ how horrifying

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 09:42:38 2014 No.5619056 File: 898 KB, 245x192, 1407072016967.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5619052 wow youre really this insecure

Anonymous Wed Oct 22 09:44:13 2014 No.5619062

>>5619029
>>5619043

Also, she is really my reading buddy. We sit at the table, with notebooks and pens, and each one read from its own books and materials. She usually reads her physics and mathematics books, solving exercises. I read books for pleasure or what I call “source books”, the books that deal with the theme of what I am writing in the particular moment (I read them and keep noting useful things and workable materials).

We make ourselves some tea or coffee, and spend entire evenings like this. It’s funny how you can be silent, but only the proximity of the beloved person makes you feel so much better.

I also like to read alone, of course. But this sessions with my girl are great.

Anonymous Wed Oct 22 09:47:26 2014 No.5619080

>>5619048

Don’t worry, it will pass. My present girlfriend is the second one. I had a girlfriend before fore something like 5 years (and at the end I was the one who broke up, one of the most painful things I ever done in my life). I guess you will always feel some sort of sadness: a person that you loved will always be present in your memory, in your blood and marrow – you can’t simply exorcize someone from your mind and body. But in the end things will get much easier and life will be good again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 09:48:05 2014 No.5619083 >>5613077 my sides im crying i cant stop laughing

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 09:57:21 2014 No.5619114 File: 656 KB, 443x815, qt cat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my cat video game for scale

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 09:59:54 2014 No.5619124 >>5619114 absolutely kawaii

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 10:15:05 2014 No.5619176 >>5619114 muh heart

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 10:41:25 2014 No.5619263 >>5611554 >cutesy say that to my great dane bitch

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 10:46:17 2014 No.5619281 >>5614808 maven black briar?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 10:48:27 2014 No.5619294 >>5619124 >>5619176 thanks for saying nice things about my cat guys! >>5619263 great danes are pretty neat, i really like the name

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 10:50:08 2014 No.5619299 File: 2.18 MB, 1334x735, goatieeeee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw he is more well-read that half of /lit/ >tfw he will be dead soon

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 10:54:39 2014 No.5619316 >>5619263 Do you use it to hunt boar? If not, it's no different from having chihuahua.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 10:55:40 2014 No.5619317 >>5619316 his wife provides milk i kept him so she isn't depressed

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 10:57:13 2014 No.5619321 >>5619317 where the fuck do you live that you have to drink dog milk

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 10:58:53 2014 No.5619334 >>5619321 it's a goat

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 11:02:59 2014 No.5619348 >>5619334 anon i think all the dog milk might have confused you

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 11:04:42 2014 No.5619354 >>5619348 oh god i thought u were talking about the goats not the great dane lol no it's just a house dog

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 11:17:05 2014 No.5619424 >>5619354 So a companion dog then. Like a Pomeranian.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 11:18:50 2014 No.5619431 >>5619424 i don't know what a pomeranian is

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 11:21:50 2014 No.5619440 >>5619114 Looks just like my cat when he was a kitten :3

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 11:29:20 2014 No.5619463 >>5613077 Someone make this into a "Thanks for not aborting me" picture.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 11:31:27 2014 No.5619467 >>5613077 why does this make me hard

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 16:41:46 2014 No.5620646 >>5612261 What's a turd gardener make these days? $25k a year or so?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 16:46:58 2014 No.5620671 File: 597 KB, 800x615, uncircums.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] best reading buddy

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 16:50:22 2014 No.5620687 >>5620671 Mother of God

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 17:53:23 2014 No.5620909 >>5616623 With pleasure. >>5619281 Do you really see any resemblance? I however like your reference. >>5619114 This is the cutest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 00:30:05 2014 No.5622303 >>5611492 As opposed to dog dollars, or snake dollars

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 00:31:10 2014 No.5622307 >>5620646 depends on the crop yield

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 00:33:52 2014 No.5622316 File: 1.65 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 00:44:44 2014 No.5622358 File: 1.67 MB, 2448x3264, IMG_20141018_233542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 01:07:40 2014 No.5622428 >>5620687 what was there?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 01:08:51 2014 No.5622433 >>5622428 Little dick with abuncha foreskin. I think.

Anonymous Thu Oct 23 01:18:00 2014 No.5622457
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>>5611868
>>5611860
>>5611743
>>5611570
>>5611319
>>5611276
>>5612683
>>5613032
>>5616589
>>5616669
>>5616724
>>5617038
>>5618956
>>5618958
>>5619114
>>5622316
Enjoy your Toxoplasmosis, I hope your smug little cats get shafted too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 01:20:28 2014 No.5622464 >>5622457 You can get toxoplasmosis in many ways anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 01:25:15 2014 No.5622478 >>5622358 Ugh.. ugly motherfucker looks like heavily rammed up poonanie

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 01:27:11 2014 No.5622483 >>5622457 and then this nigger shows up

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 01:28:45 2014 No.5622488 >>5611280 You're on the internet and can't find a picture of a pack of cigarettes? Also, stay edgy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 01:35:07 2014 No.5622502 >>5622457 >Cats are the most widespread mammal other than humans >Worshipped by some society's >Present at every level throughout the western world >"Hurr surely I've avoided it somehow" >"Durr all these people were affected greatly"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 01:38:21 2014 No.5622517 Itt: Anon's daddy didn't smack his mouth when he killed some kittens at a young age, so ge grew up like this.

Anonymous Thu Oct 23 06:44:28 2014 No.5623223

>>5622464
>>5622502
We have natural defence against it so occasional exposure isn't dangerous. It's a matter of constantly being attacked by it so that your defence mechanism eventually fail. Having cat, huging cat, kissing cat increases risk hundredfold.

As for 5622502
>Cats are the most widespread mammal other than humans
You have spelled "rats" wrong.
>Worshipped by some society's
Egyptians which worshipped EVERY FUCKING ANIMAL they knew
>Present at every leve throughout the western world
You mean occasional owners?
>"Hurr surely I've acoided it somehow"
My immune system can easly overcome miniscule amounts of parasite I come in contact with.
>"Durr all these people were affected greatly"
Yes, "durr" is a perfect example of how you sound.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 06:50:05 2014 No.5623231 >>5611458 this gave me diarrhea. please kill you nao.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 06:51:14 2014 No.5623234 >>5616724 cat has the uglies.

kitty !kitty/EnNg Thu Oct 23 07:18:10 2014 No.5623266

>>5623223
>>kissing cat

>For if he meets another cat he will kiss her in kindness.
>For when he takes his prey he plays with it to give it chance.
>For one mouse in seven escapes by his dallying.
>For when his day's work is done his business more properly begins.
>For he keeps the Lord's watch in the night against the adversary.
>For he counteracts the powers of darkness by his electrical skin and glaring eyes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 08:16:01 2014 No.5623357 >>5611280 omg ikr and i just like ~NEED~ my coffee (black!!)

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