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5586550 No.5586550[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Since /lit/ recommended it, I just read the bible for the first time in my life. I hadn't had any kind of religious education before, either. So WHAT THE FUCK, THIS JESUS GUY CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD?? HOW CAN ANYONE BELIEVE THIS SHIT

>> No.5586556

>>5586550
>I hadn't had any kind of religious education before

What utopia do you hail from friend?

>> No.5586563

>>5586550

>coming back from the dead is impossible for God!!

>I literally know every law and force in the Universe and how everything functions!!!


kek

>> No.5586566

>>5586556
my parents were atheists, they took my out of every class and forbid me to go church

>> No.5586567

>>5586550
ayy lmao

>> No.5586568

>>5586563
>i can only think in illogical extremes

>that's why i'm a religious goon

>> No.5586570

>>5586550
How do people believe in anything?

Lel it's all about nihilism

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5586571

I'm sure it is an exaggeration. OP can't be ignorant of the beautiful truth of Gandalf the Grey's rebirth as Gandalf the White. The Jesus character is just a retelling of that.

>> No.5586575

>>5586566
You're quite the 'free' thinker, aren't you.

>> No.5586597

>>5586566
>forbid me to go church

The face of euphoria.

>> No.5586599

>>5586571
the first thing i thought of when i completed it, was how similar it is to some modern fantasy stuff

>> No.5586609

>>5586550
Christfag here, now an explanation on the faith, some people see the bible as a metaphorical allegory, others see it as the literal manifestation of God's word instrumented through his servants.
Now those that are in the latter, hold faith from the fact that places in the bible jews talked about, still exist today or existed, we don't have physical proof of God existing but instead have proof that the Jews did go through the trials and tribulations the bible talks about, and that people like David did exist, now as for factual evidence that Jesus was a divine being that cured the sick and raised the dead, we only have people spreading rumors about miracles by word of mouth. But Jesus existed, there is no argument about that, only his divinity is in question.

TL;DR: I don't know nigga, we just do.

>> No.5586625

>>5586568

>it's illogical to disagree with my naivete

kek

>> No.5586628

>obvious troll post
>everyone fights
>/lit/, the most pure and therefore naive board

>> No.5586638

Didn't you start from the Old Testament? Entire paragraphs are repetitions of something aforementioned(see the "efod" and "temple" paragraph).
Moreover, it's really boring in the historic books.

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5586639

why is /lit/ so easy to troll? you guys just sit inside and read books all day, no clue about the real world?

thanks guys, it was fun. i'll go back to /tv/ now.

>> No.5586707

>>5586550
Did you live in a cave? Serious question. Even a little asian kid would know the general plot of the Bible.

>> No.5586722

>>5586609
>have proof that the Jews did go through the trials and tribulations the bible talks about
except exodus is completely ahistorical and the jews were never in egypt