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5571757 No.5571757 [Reply] [Original]

Can you write a Haiku?

>> No.5571767

Haikus are the lowest form of poetry I know after rap music.

>> No.5571771

>>5571757
Yes.

>> No.5571773

What's a Haiku?

>> No.5571776

詩会どもめ
なんと意味ない
スレを消す

>> No.5571785

>>5571757
What a little bitch
You are, Haiku's wothless
Turtle

>> No.5571788

>>5571776
>I'm waiting for someone to call me out on my mistake

>> No.5571789

>>5571773
You seriously need to stop posting idiotic and retarded shit in every thread. I know it's you, it's always the same unfunny unironic pigshit lamepost two or three posts in in every thread. Cut it out, I know it's you.

>> No.5571791

>>5571757
5
7
5

My mom is quite fat,
I said you should lose some weight,
Now she is crying

>> No.5571796

How do you haiku?
How is it I do haiku?
I like-u haiku.

>> No.5571814

this does not make sense,
why the actual fuck am i continuing,
just end it all please.

>> No.5571845

cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
us fuckin ausdogz x D
cunt cunt cunt cunt m8

>> No.5571863

>>5571791
>5,7,7
>writing in english

Iie.

>> No.5571892

reminder that haikus require a reference to weather or seasons to be strictly following the form

>> No.5571903

>>5571892
Your mom is a storm,
Happening deep in the night,
Where rain goes down well.

>> No.5571921

>>5571863
> 5,7,7
Are you actually retarded?

>> No.5571953

>>5571863
Do you have something against my Haiku?

>> No.5572206

>>5571776
>詩会どもめ
>しかいどもめ

what are you even writing

>> No.5572220

>>5571757

俳句好き
意味もないのに
冷蔵庫

>> No.5572266

>>5572206
I exceeded the mora on my first line, but

"Goddamn poetry meets. How meaningless. Delete this thread"

>> No.5572315

>>5571845
topkek

>> No.5572338

Artificial Light
Turn it off, turn it off now
Open the window

>> No.5572353

master zee here, hoes
bitches go crazy, for zee,
me, I just go sniff

>> No.5572356

No, I just cannot.
Linguistically failure
Haunts every moment

>> No.5572359

>>5571776
i liek teh sqwiggly riting

>> No.5572361

>>5572220
完璧だ

>> No.5572375

I like to play Xbox
the enjoyment is fleeting
like a dust mote in a giants eye

>> No.5572378

Nice day out, today.
The postman whistles with it.
Bye, Mr. Postman.

:^)

>> No.5572407

>>5571757
俺の尻
どうして蹴てる
好きなのに

>> No.5572419

Garden grows in spring
Parasites enter Eden
Eternal autumn

>> No.5572442

I got drunk last night.
Blissful, intoxicated.
My liver now fails.

>> No.5572469

Dry wind lifts leaves,
Soft murmur in the air -
sweeping into fall

>> No.5572593

A child's voice lacking
The mother's touch and whistle
Just breaks in the wind

Haikus are a fascinating thing; they're fun to write even if they suck.

>> No.5572599

>>5572469
nigga can you even syllables

>> No.5572607

She wanted grand kids
But her only son was strange
Those Chinese cartoons...

>> No.5572619

>>5572599
The sillable thing is a european translation thing just like the three line structure. First each on isn't really the same as a syllable, and second even classic examples include some liberties.

>> No.5572621

I can but it's pointless since haiku is a form of poetry designed to bring out the beauty of the Japanese language and doesn't really work in other languages.

>> No.5574022
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5574022

Like bees on season
I need to suck on your tits
My queen, arrow-chan.

>> No.5574067

>>5571921
>>5571953
The last 7 should've been a 5. What I meant was: that's for haiku in Japanese, there's no point to adhering to that count in any other language.

>> No.5574083 [DELETED] 

ching chong nip nong dong
dung jao ping pong wing wang cock
me rove you long time

>> No.5574099

>>5572621
What if I think it does, dipshit?

>> No.5574116

>>5572621
I read a tolerable English haiku once on the side of a bottle of tea. It's difficult, but doable.

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5574190

>>5574083
Hahahahah! Oh, wow, that post sure was hilarious!

>> No.5574213

Humid, Moon-Scorched Night
We talk of a new future
as the wind blows cold