Humor Thread

[Anonymous No.5564099]

Let's get some of that classic /lit/ humor

[Anonymous No.5564112]

That's pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.5564121]

>>5564099
RIP IN PIECE edition.

[Anonymous No.5564123]

I have a few classics

[Anonymous No.5564124]

I think the op of this picture got banned for posting this last night for some reason.

[Anonymous No.5564128]

>>5564123

[Anonymous No.5564132]

>>5564128

[Anonymous No.5564137]

>>5564132

[Anonymous No.5564149]

I have a few

[Anonymous No.5564153]

>>5564137

[Anonymous No.5564156]

>>5564137
i see no problem with either of those things

[Anonymous No.5564159]

>>5564149

[Anonymous No.5564165]

>>5564159

[Anonymous No.5564168]

>>5564153

[Anonymous No.5564173]

>>5564165
>tfw not living the literary lifestyle
I think this one might be my favorite one I've seen posted.

[Anonymous No.5564176]

>>5564168

[Anonymous No.5564178]

>>5564173

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[Anonymous No.5564203]

>>5564184
meh, trolley problem is pretty boring.

[Anonymous No.5564204]

>>5564099
Yea, I laughed out loud from this.

I have this one saved...

[Anonymous No.5564209]

[Anonymous No.5564235]

>>5564209
Kek

[Anonymous No.5564249]

>>5564209
Why does this keeps being deleted ?

[Anonymous No.5564251]

[Anonymous No.5564255]

>>5564249
Some mod must hate it or something.

[Anonymous No.5564268]

>>5564255
>yfw he's mr.pinecone

[Anonymous No.5564282]

>>5564268
Oh, man. What if Pynchon was a mod here. Wouldn't that be hilarious.

[Anonymous No.5564304]

Did jerkcity anon get the hammer?

[Anonymous No.5564336]

[Anonymous No.5564345]

>>5564132
>so I'm just gonna go ahead and fucking toss that out the window too while I'm at it.
Fucking Hume. So based.

[Anonymous No.5564358]

>>5564336
I finally understand this comic

[Anonymous No.5564373]

>>5564336
Mid kek.

[Anonymous No.5564382]

>>5564209
I like the use of Pynchon's sez. bravo.

[Anonymous No.5564386]

requesting /lit/'s letter to pynchon where they mention his niece.
1/2

[Anonymous No.5564388]

[Anonymous No.5564391]

>>5564386
2/2

[Anonymous No.5564395]

[Anonymous No.5564396]

>>5564304
>spamming humor threads with jerkcity
that still a thing? last time i saw it occur was years ago
btw some of them are amusing

[Anonymous No.5564399]

>>5564396
I think he moved to /mu/

[Anonymous No.5564416]

[Anonymous No.5564417]

>>5564137
>tfw these arent real but legacy of shit in a latrine is real

[Anonymous No.5564423]

>>5564416
metabarons is better

[Anonymous No.5564434]

>>5564396
I didn't know anyone did that here but I genuinely love jerkcity

[Anonymous No.5564444]

>>5564416

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[Anonymous No.5564461]

>>5564417
Then maybe you should start writing, slob.

[Anonymous No.5564468]

This is OC btw.

[Anonymous No.5564474]

>>5564461
>writing shit
You can do that on your own.

[Anonymous No.5564516]

[Anonymous No.5564530]

>>5564468

[Anonymous No.5564634]

[Anonymous No.5564823]

>>5564516

I laughed hard enough that my roomates refused to believe I was okay.

[Anonymous No.5564932]

>>5564395
i laughed way too hard at the second sentence

[Anonymous No.5564988]

[Anonymous No.5566468]

>>5564099

[Anonymous No.5566476]

Posting the classic that started it all

[Anonymous No.5566532]

>>5564165
nigger, why don't they just roll of the tracks?

[Anonymous No.5566540]

>>5564128
I just cant get over how disgusting Spinoza looks like even when he is the most important pre-Hegelian philosopher.

[Anonymous No.5566545]

>>5566532
metaphysics

[Anonymous No.5566566]

>>5564988
this made me laugh until I google Lucia Joyce, I then became horribly depressed, and kinda 'get' the concept of Finnegan's Wake now

[Anonymous No.5566569]

>>5566545
kekd

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[Anonymous No.5566620]

>>5566468
Kek'd

Poor Samael, trying so hard.

[Anonymous No.5566622]

[Anonymous No.5566625]

>>5566622
kek

[Anonymous No.5566628]

>>5566622

[Anonymous No.5566636]

>>5566622
>>5566628
Was there any follow up on what happened to that guy? Wasn't he trying to evade censorship and publish it illegally or something?

[Anonymous No.5566637]

>>5564388
>he wished so much that he had a self to kill

Brekekekekex

[Anonymous No.5566653]

>>5566577
I have a problem with this macro.
The girl looks wayyyy too much like my gf, it's very confusing.

I spend at least 15 seconds any version of this, even when I've seen it already.

Help me, /lit/

[Anonymous No.5566657]

>>5566578
RIP in pieces, sides

[Omnisexual Tyrannosaurus !!33slhp0V42i No.5566659]

>>5566653
She looks like my gf too, she probably looks like everyone's gf because she looks cute, young and white and there isn't any detail beyond that. If there were detail beyond that, she would cease to resemble your gf.

[Anonymous No.5566665]

>>5566659
The proportions are almost the same.

By the way, what do you know? You're a tyrannosaurus

[Anonymous No.5566680]

>>5566659
She doesn't look like gf
>tfw no gf

[Omnisexual Tyrannosaurus !!33slhp0V42i No.5566683]

>>5566665
They're proportions are almost the same because your gf isn't a landwhale.

[Anonymous No.5566685]

>>5566659
Oh, and that makes me horny. Every. Fucking. Time.

[Anonymous No.5566688]

>>5566683
>theyr'e

tyrannosaurus talking about landwhales
How black is the kettle, again?

[Anonymous No.5566693]

>>5566680

[Anonymous No.5566745]

>>5566653
Post pics, then help will come

[Anonymous No.5566754]

[Anonymous No.5566768]

>>5566754
came us flage?

[Anonymous No.5566889]

>>5566768
Cam-u, you pleb

[Anonymous No.5566926]

>>5564396
>Jerkcity
>Actually makes sense and it's funny
choose one, that picture is not a real jerkcity comic

[Anonymous No.5566968]

>>5566768
no it's cAhm-us flage

Not sure what the joke is though.

[Anonymous No.5566988]

>>5564153
This one is very shitty. You should add more philosophy related complaints.

[Anonymous No.5566991]

>>5566968
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/37/Albert_Camus.ogg

[Anonymous No.5567053]

>>5566991

Are you some sort of incomprehensibly stupid idiot?

[Anonymous No.5567066]

>>5567053
I'm not the one who didn't get the joke and don't understand the pronounciation of the name "Camus".

[Anonymous No.5567308]

>>5566926
>no true jerkman

[Anonymous No.5567328]

>>5564099
I wonder if all those "antiquity comics" are made by the same guy. Because they're all funny in the same way, and honestly they're pretty good.

[Anonymous No.5567341]

>>5566578
omg fucking sides

[Achromatic !mcHnechPDk No.5567345]

>>5567328
http://www.dead-philosophers.com/

[Anonymous No.5567384]

>>5566588
This is way overrated. Fucken great.

[Anonymous No.5567401]

>>5567384
I meant underrated.

[Anonymous No.5567440]

>>5564123
SPOT?

[Anonymous No.5567714]

>>5564396
Last time I was on /mu/ the spamming was very much a thing

[Anonymous No.5568633]

>>5564132
>descartes
>you don't even know you yourself exist

um

[Anonymous No.5568674]

>>5566591

[Anonymous No.5568701]

I have all the standard ones that haven't been posted so far. I'm drinking 7% polish lager and watching Black Books so I'll post them for a while.

[Anonymous No.5568713]

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[Anonymous No.5568755]

>>5568713
nice

[Anonymous No.5568764]

[Anonymous No.5568766]

>>5564123
Always my fav

[Anonymous No.5568769]

>>5568713
this is gold

[Anonymous No.5568776]

[Anonymous No.5568797]

I'm skipping the images of stirner and the * pill things because they're not funny or are /pol/ not /lit/,

[Anonymous No.5568805]

I hate that this says /lit/ on it in big letters but I can't be arsed to fix it.

[Anonymous No.5568806]

>>5566588
annoys me when teachers are too immature to deal with words like pornography

once i wrote a highschool essay comparing a poem about medusa to a poem about prostitutes and said both of the characters had their lives changed by sex and the teacher crossed out sex and wrote inappropriate next to it

[Anonymous No.5568810]

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[Anonymous No.5568836]

Hah, I should see it no surprise to see this reply here. Is this Sebastian?

You really are a kid you know that? A weak little pussy faggot dilettante who likes to hear himself speak, who knows nothing about anything, and who first and for most would like to be respected and regarded as a well read intellectual without actually being a well read intellectual.

In all honesty, as I have pointed out, I really am not that intellectual. It is only that the masses, even on this board, are, in a word, idiots. If you read the complete works of the following you should be well on your way to becoming an intellectual. Yes, even you if it is you, John.

Epic of Gilgamesh
Homer
Plato
Virgil
The Bible (I almost wanted to not put this on the list, but it is important to know what's wrong to know what's right - see what Derrida says about Blue and Red, et al)
Dante
Kant
Schopenhauer
Kierkegaard
Nietzsche (also an underrated composer)
Dostoyevsky (the greatest writer since Socrates)
Joyce
Proust
Camus
Sartre
Barthes
Derrida
Wallace

I hardly think that any of these names need introducing or explaining. As for the rest of you imbeciles, it is your prerogative not mine to expand your narrow vocabularies. I'm going to go read now and you nimrods should too. You're a literary weakling, you don't know who you're up against.

-A

[Anonymous No.5568840]

[Anonymous No.5568843]

>>5568836
>Dostoyevsky (the greatest writer since Socrates)
I chuckled.

[Anonymous No.5568849]

[Meow No.5568852]

>>5564209
>Not knowing this really happened
Dear Thomas Pynchon,

You are an uncultured plebeian of the lowest common denominator and I first realized this when I happened to chance upon Gravity's Rainbow in 2nd grade. Scatological ramblings such as yours may impress the dimwitted hoi polloi and the cultural marxists who have transformed our nation's august universities into dens of iniquity -- but all the proud, intelligent, white men who have refused to fall prey to your style of degeneracy must surely look upon your writing with nothing but the lowest contempt.

Excuse me, I am getting ahead of myself--I had intended to start this letter by mentioning how much I loved the porno videos that your niece was in. Your niece is such a fucking slut, holy shit. Her "Expert Guide to Anal Pleasure for Men" was supremely beneficial to me in many ways; I hope I'm not being too forthcoming when I say there is a special spot deep in the craw of my bodice that your niece and her special talents have--exacerbated, let's say? Now, I am not tasteless nor a hypocrite -- my standards of porn are very high: no filthy non-Caucasians; there must be art in the direction, choreography, the rhythm of the grunting and smacking flesh (one recalls Joyce's love letters to Norah as art of the highest calibre -- and again, I am not hypocritical, before you pounce on this, for Joyce's scatology is of more majestic artistic quality than anything you could ever make, you charlatan!); and finally, there should be some sexual freedom involved -- I simply cannot stand the dull sexual norms we are expected to conform to, and pride Joyce on his explicit descriptions of Molly "pegging" Bloom. That means I now sport a constant companion in the form of a dutiful colostomy bag.

But, on to the real meat of this epistle, Mister Pynchon. Your buck teeth: they are equal parts hilarious and repulsive. But there is something about them, Mr. Pynchon, that moves me (sexually) in a way nothing else moves me. I pulled myself off twice while reading about Maxine's being taken from behind by the guy who ripped her leggings, so thanks are due for that. "Woof-woof," barks my mad little wolf. I know how you are about photographs, but please, I entreat you, send me a picture of your penis. (As well as a picture of your wife's penis.) I loved you in "Snatch", the scene in which you drove a deck of cards into the Sun was particularly moving.

That was fucking two sentences you nigger. Pynchon, this long preamble is mostly due to some high anxiety I've got solely because I only wanted to write you to tell you that your books really suck now and I think it would behoove you to take me on as a ghost writer until you finally kick the bucket. ;_; I pooped a gloop and named it Slothcrap. I'm gonna kill myself. NO MORE RUNNING. You fucking faggot.

I've never read your books, by the way, and I think they're all, without exception, terrible.

[Anonymous No.5568855]

>>5568849

[Anonymous No.5568858]

>>5568852
You have a small penis that's why you try so hard in your shitty books and are a recluse you ugly stupidmouthed big nosed nothing, let's see you come out of hiding and actually do something of importance rather than sitting around collecting info on your next waste of ink and trees which just rearranges that collected info and does nothing interesting or artistic with it. Additionally, would you have sex with a guy if he paid you a reasonable sum? I'm a horny, such a horny man. You are a buttwipe, and should go drink peepee. Breed my faggot ass.

Sorry i'm being so tsundere but I just <3 you sooooooooooooooo much it makes my cry :'(((((( Yo Pynchon, I'm happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but David Foster Wallace had one of the best novels of all time! Don't add this to the letter. *tips fedora* What are you pynching on?

In summation, I apologize for wasting your time and I do hope you will think about that sexual proposition. No homo. Gonna have to wash off the ol' micropenis later.

I would also like to say, Mr Pynchon, that when I was nine I saw a cat chasing a dog chasing a mouse chasing a rat chasing a cow chasing a pig chasing a donkey chasing a hen chasing a monkey chasing a orangutan chasing a bonobo chasing an eagle chasing a spider chasing a crow chasing a fox chasing a lamb chasing a sheep chasing a butterfly chasing a dragonfly chasing a duck chasing an elephant chasing a elk chasing a falcon chasing a ferret chasing a finch chasing a giraffe chasing a gorilla chasing a komodo dragon chasing a moose chasing a mosquito chasing a newt chasing a parrot chasing a panther chasing a penguin chasing a panda chasing a trout chasing a seal chasing a whale chasing a shark chasing a frog chasing a lizard chasing a snake chasing a tarantula chasing a scorpion chasing a rook chasing a ruff chasing a snail chasing a squirrel chasing a raccoon chasing an albatross chasing a stingray chasing a termite chasing a zebra chasing a lion chasing a tiger chasing an anteater chasing a kitten chasing a worm chasing a woodpecker chasing a vulture chasing a tapir chasing a raven chasing a porpoise chasing a panther chasing a manatee chasing a locust chasing a kangaroo chasing a iguana chasing a horse chasing a hyena chasing a gull chasing a hamster chasing a goldfinch chasing a gerbil chasing a fly chasing a ferret chasing a eland chasing a dove chasing a dogfish chasing a crab chasing a lobster chasing a chimpanzee chasing a cheetah chasing a bison chasing a bee chasing a human chasing a bat chasing a barracuda chasing a bear chasing an aardvark chasing an ant.Also when are you going to admit to masterminding 9/11? Nevertheless, ever since I heard David Foster Wallace deny that you influenced him, I have always wanted to tell you i ftarted hehe. DFW is a total fucking hack who'll be forgotten within 10 short years; I'm sorry for even mentioning him to you.

Your's in Christ,

Richard Fariña

A.K.A. xXx-D4rK3sT-X-H34rT-xXx

[Anonymous No.5568865]

>>5568852
>>5568858
PS: ps: ps: ps: ps: ps: ps: ps: ps: ps: ps: P.S. Mason & Dixon is a magnificent achievement and you should feel damn proud of yourself, you beaver-toothed beaver-slayer, you. Japs did pearl harbor, prove me wrong lol so random. Just kidding Mr Pynchon... this sentence, just kidding.

PPS All above statements are void. There was a time when I went around my community college recommending your books to all the other video game design majors in my classes, but I dropped out once I realized that you didn't write White Noise and I had really meant to recommend Don Dellio to everyone.

[The cats No.5568876]

>>5564386
Nobody helped this guy until I got here? Wow you all suck cocks.

[Anonymous No.5568881]

[Anonymous No.5568892]

>>5568876
Shut it faggot.

[Anonymous No.5568893]

>>5568764
Template?

[Anonymous No.5568902]

I'll leave it at this.

[Anonymous No.5568912]

Anyone have that picture where some guy revised a redditor's story about giving a speech? It was hilarious

[Anonymous No.5568913]

>>5566588
>misspelled appropriate
Some English teacher, huh.

[Anonymous No.5568924]

>>5568764
>I'M HERE FROM /POL/. TELL ME ABOUT JULIUS EVOLA

holy shit 10/10

[Anonymous No.5568938]

>>5568776
>endnotes
kek

[Anonymous No.5568946]

>>5566588
I get the joke, but that's a very bad analysis.

[Anonymous No.5568955]

>>5568776
That DFW portion is perfect. I hate to admit it, but there are some smart, talented people on /lit/.

[Anonymous No.5568988]

>>5566578

[Anonymous No.5569009]

>>5568674
heh

[Anonymous No.5569010]

>>5568805
how is that more work than writing out your minor disagreement with the image?

[Anonymous No.5569025]

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[Anonymous No.5569034]

>>5569032
nice ad hominems

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[Anonymous No.5569050]

>>5569010
I'd have to wait for photoshop to load.

[Anonymous No.5569092]

>>5568988
lol fuck hedonists

[Anonymous No.5569112]

>>5566636
Iranman got his book, anon :)
>>/lit/thread/S3874191#p3874203

[Anonymous No.5569115]

>>5568633
I think it's less "You can't be sure" and more "You haven't proven your own existence, much less asked the question," so it is accurate.

[Anonymous No.5569127]

[Anonymous No.5569132]

>>5569112
Iran Man, you bloody champion

[Anonymous No.5569189]

>>5568893
paint you lazy shit

[Anonymous No.5569215]

>>5569050
>photoshop to crop a 4chan screenshot
not to mention the time tho have the supercomputer boot

[Anonymous No.5569218]

>>5569215
Look I don't care that much. It's easier and more fun to bicker about it.

[Anonymous No.5569240]

>>5569218
>having fun

[Anonymous No.5569250]

>>5566622
>>5566628
>>5569112
what's the story behind this guy?

[Anonymous No.5569254]

>>5569240
Now that's funny.

[Anonymous No.5569262]

[Anonymous No.5569266]

>>5569240
>>5569254
(that passage is fake btw - don't bother looking up the book, it's regular women's romance)

[Anonymous No.5569275]

[Anonymous No.5569276]

>>5564358
explain?

[Anonymous No.5569287]

>>5568815
I want to make my books fuck now

[Anonymous No.5569296]

>>5569262

[Anonymous No.5569308]

>>5569262
greatest greentext tale of all time

[Anonymous No.5569339]

[Anonymous No.5569349]

>>5569339
I remember when this was posted, it was shit everyone agreed, are you that OP?

[Anonymous No.5569354]

>>5569296

[Anonymous No.5569362]

>>5569349
Not op.
Is that right ? I liked it.
I thought the
>God is dead, baby
greentext was shit

[Anonymous No.5569366]

>>5569276

Bakunin is the one of the comic

[Anonymous No.5569377]

>>5569262
Brilliant.

[Anonymous No.5569383]

[Anonymous No.5569454]

[Anonymous No.5569461]

[Anonymous No.5569465]

[Anonymous No.5569471]

[Anonymous No.5569488]

A dualist plato scholar philosophy professor and designer of hydroelectric power stations was teaching a class on René Descartes, known metaphysician ”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Descartes and accept that his "cogito ergo sum" is the most self-evident idea in the history of humanity, even more evident than "panta rei"!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, deep ecologist heideggerian traditional farmer who had written over 1500 papers on the ontological difference and understood the necessity of a new german beggining for western philosophy and fully supported all hermeutization of ontology spoke:

”What is that by terms of which this rock can be said to exist, pinhead?”-he said in a 19th century rural dialect of german

The arrogant professor smirked quite modernly and smugly replied “matter, you stupid postmodernist”

”Wrong. Matter is just an a posteriori theoretical understanding of reality. If its Being, as you say, is a metaphysical substance… then its Being is a being ”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Discourse on the Method. He stormed out of the room crying those dualist crocodile tears. The same tears modernists cry for the “res cogitans” when they jealously try to claw wonder from the world by making it an standing-reserve of resources. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Aristotle Spinoza, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than an inauthentic nihilist. He wished so much that he could experience aletheia, but he himself had created metaphysical cages that prevented Being from showing itself!

The students applauded and all enroled in the university of Freiburg that day and accepted historicity and finitudeas the defining characteristics of human existance. An eagle named “Ereignis” flew into the room and perched atop the portrait of Friederich Nietzsche and shed a tear on the chalk. Sein und Zeit was read several times, and Being itself was disclosed and propagated authenticity and existential dread throughout the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died after being ran over by a motorized fleet of agricultural machinery and nothing happened to him after that because being-towards-death is a condition of possibility for experience.

[Anonymous No.5569545]

>>5564159
oh woah

[Anonymous No.5569577]

>>5569488
that took effort. 8/10. Respect

[Anonymous No.5569601]

[Anonymous No.5569615]

>vater pls

[Anonymous No.5569617]

[Anonymous No.5569651]

[Anonymous No.5569657]

>>5564336
This will always be my favorite

[Anonymous No.5569676]

>>5568776
Every time this gets posted, the only one anyone comments on is the DFW one. Someone should cut out the chaff and make a condensed version.

[Anonymous No.5569717]

>>5569461
real human bean

[Anonymous No.5569823]

>>5569092
please do.

[Anonymous No.5569837]

>>5568902
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.5569849]

>>5568946
WELCOME TO POSTMODERN

[Anonymous No.5569881]

>>5569488

10/10

[Anonymous No.5569900]

>>5566588
It actually makes sense sometimes

[Anonymous No.5569907]

>>5569849
No, the kid can't write a simple argumentative structure. That's thinking you're smarter than your teachers, not part of a movement.

[Anonymous No.5570454]

>>5564388
i dont get the greek
what does it say
both words

[Anonymous No.5570469]

>>5564159
but which one is which

[Anonymous No.5570553]

>>5568815
>that first post

mysides.jpg

[BillionaireMayor !cAaZk5YM5c No.5570583]

>>5564209
Hey, someone saved it. I got banned for posting this even though I was just using it for a thread where we composed a letter to pynchon.

[Anonymous No.5570698]

>>5568810
this is gold

[Anonymous No.5570730]

>>5569461
Here's the dénouement of said thread.

[Anonymous No.5570746]

>>5568892
>and that's all except I raped my sister phoebe
My sides

[Anonymous No.5570812]

>>5570730
this literally happened to me. WTF

[Anonymous No.5570917]

>>5564399
Yes he did. We dislike /mu/mour threads now because of him.

[Anonymous No.5570923]

>>5569488
This reminds me of the Bach copypasta back at /mu/. Is the Bach copypasta based on this or is this based on the Bach one or are they both based on another copypasta?

[Anonymous No.5570937]

Does anyone have any old Brownbear greentext stuff saved? That was Brownbear who'd do the stuff where he vomited at the end, right? TIA

[Anonymous No.5570955]

>>5570937

>in local bookstore
>hot brunette approaches
>stumbles bravely into a chat with me
>start talking about literature
>'what's your favourite book?'
>'a portrait,' she replies
>she invites me over for coffee
>thinking this is it, scored a 10/10
>in her room: bookshelf
>Dubliners, A Portrait, Ulysses, but NO Finnegans Wake
>confused, dazed: I ask where it is
>'oh that's stupid gibberish of a book' she replies
>360 and walk out.


It's not by brownbear because they're not in any archive i can find. ;_;

[Anonymous No.5571082]

God is real

[Anonymous No.5571097]

>>5570955
If you do a 360 you are still facing the same way as before

[Anonymous No.5571106]

>>5571097
Kappa

[Anonymous No.5571110]

>>5571106
I know, but it still bothers me

[Anonymous No.5571111]

>>5570955
>>5570937
Holy shit that takes me back. Most important part if I remember correctly was:
>Looked like my gf but sluttier and not as hot

Or something like that.

[Anonymous No.5571116]

>>5566889
No, it's Cah-moo

[Anonymous No.5571139]

>>5571097
>being this new to 4chan in general

[Anonymous No.5571142]

>>5571111
check the image...

[Anonymous No.5571255]

>>5569262
And the two were ten posts apart, so it came as a surprise

[Anonymous No.5571281]

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[Anonymous No.5571349]

>>5571281
Has there ever been a cogent refutation of determinism?

[Anonymous No.5571357]

[Anonymous No.5571373]

>>5568836
>tfw my name is Sebastian

[Anonymous No.5571383]

>>5568728
Kek

[Anonymous No.5571390]

>>5566588
>people who add these faggy professor marks on thinking anyone is buying it
Cancer.

[Anonymous No.5571406]

>>5570923
Original one is UCLA Marxist professor one, everything else derived from it.

[Anonymous No.5571444]

>>5568881
damn that's amazing!

[Anonymous No.5571457]

>>5569240
10/10, you should be proud anon.

[Anonymous No.5571461]

>>5569454
i remember that thread, it was amazing.

[Anonymous No.5571596]

>>5571097

Breathtaking Bait

[Anonymous No.5571840]

[Anonymous No.5571853]

>>5571327
Holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.5572115]

>>5571853

[Anonymous No.5572649]

Je voulais simplement faire un Proust, mais ce fut un gros Kafka qui sortit.

[Anonymous No.5572652]

>>5572649
>Proust annonce Kafka

[Anonymous No.5573257]

[Anonymous No.5573261]

>>5573257
wow that's a gr8 ripoff of the Monty Python

[Anonymous No.5573265]

[Anonymous No.5573268]

[Anonymous No.5573271]

[Anonymous No.5573285]

>>5564159
so edgy

[Anonymous No.5573291]

>>5573271

holy shit this comic is hilarious

[Anonymous No.5573304]

>>5573257
>>5573265
>>5573268
>>5573271
This is gr8 m8, ignore the haters.

[Anonymous No.5573309]

>>5573265
>Camus outsmarting three random iconic thinkers of all time.

[Anonymous No.5573348]

>>5570812
"That old war-horse"

[Anonymous No.5573369]

>>5566578
rest in peace sides

[Anonymous No.5573378]

>>5568836
>tfw my name is Sebastián.

I actually felt bad after reading that.

also,
>Nietzsche (also an underrated composer)

He was talented as fuck, especially his mature works.

[Anonymous No.5573384]

>>5573378
Seriously, what is this "Sebastian" thing? Can someone explain it?

My name is Sebastian irl....

[Anonymous No.5573395]

>>5573384
Don't know, the post you quoted was my first post ever on /lit/. I've been like an hour here and I saw >>5568836


please /lit/ explain that "Sebastian" thing

[Anonymous No.5573407]

>>5573395
I've been here for 4 months and I have no idea what the "Sebastian" thing is.

pls esplan

[Anonymous No.5573416]

>>5568806

And yet we see homosexual relations in everything and have parades full of naked people, tell kids to like it otherwise they're bad, and call it progressive.

They don't see the double standard.

[Anonymous No.5573433]

>>5568836
Sebastian getting BTFO

[Anonymous No.5573442]

>>5573433
please tell me what the meaning of Sebastian is.

[Anonymous No.5573452]

>>5573442
I just checked the archive for Sebastian. Seems hes a fictional character for people to shit on when they want to write long, condescending posts.

[Anonymous No.5573458]

>>5573452
Aww fuck.

These things seem so personal to me because that's my actual name. I get so confused depressed every time such a post is made and I've never known why until now.

[Anonymous No.5573567]

>>5573458

Sebastian actually means narcissistic self-concious paranoid piece of shit

[Anonymous No.5574141]

>>5569823
underrated post

[Anonymous No.5575476]

>>5568797
...stirner is funny

[Anonymous No.5575495]

>>5568855
>mfw I participated in this

So much emotion. Watching TV was not so unless after all.

[Anonymous No.5575783]

>>5571349
Beyond "muh feelings" and "I knowwww I can choose!"? No. I did a course on Psychology and we'd always have to include criticisms on deterministic outlooks with free will bullshit that just didn't make sense.

Of course, the number of variables for specific actions (rather than motivation as a whole) is so vast that to any observer all actions would seem like choice because of our inability to comprehend the lead up. So at the end of the day determinism or free will doesn't matter a single iota because we end up with the exact same result.

[Anonymous No.5575880]

>>5575783
>determinism or free will doesn't matter a single iota because we end up with the exact same result.

Yeah, no.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FanhvXO9Pk

[Anonymous No.5575893]

>>5566988
I agree, there's literally only one different thing from the base image

[Anonymous No.5575920]

>>5569339
my fucking sides

[Anonymous No.5575925]

>>5564159
>successful people who own their own colossal corporations and work all the time only to realize lobbyists are trying to take what is theirs decide to leave the world and let them have what they want
>the world then goes to chaos
>but they can't deal with the world

No, pretty sure they dealt the world themselves.

[Anonymous No.5575933]

>>5573458
you're a fuckin jerk sebastian

[Anonymous No.5575937]

>>5575880
we can't overcome this delusion, it's what makes us human.

[Anonymous No.5575972]

>>5564386
>>5564391
great

[Anonymous No.5575978]

[Anonymous No.5575992]

>>5570730
>tfw when reading that lone, defeated "OK"

[Anonymous No.5576068]

>>5571097
You do a moonwalk, silly anon.
You have to go, but with style.

[Anonymous No.5576072]

>>5575978
My fucking sides. I am even in class.

[Anonymous No.5576162]

>>5576068
So, before or after the moonwalk should I molest the children?

[Anonymous No.5576253]

>>5576162
The children shall molest you.

[Anonymous No.5576348]

>>5575978
> that deleuze rapeface
oh I am laffin

[Anonymous No.5576975]

>>5575978
lel.

[Anonymous No.5577078]

>>5564444
>>5564416
I despise this imbecile so fucking much

[Anonymous No.5577086]

>>5569349
Yes, I remember that too
I think this guy is trying to turn his obnoxious copypasta in into a meme, which is really quite pathetic

[Anonymous No.5577110]

>>5577078
Why?

[Anonymous No.5577348]

>>5569471
Why is Borges so based?

[The cats No.5577362]

>>5577086
When did everyone on the entire internet become retarded? It's just a shitty greentext story. If other people reposted it a lot then it would by copypasta. Copypasta is a meme. Not every image macro is a meme. Please hang yourself.

That's enough 4chan for now.

[Anonymous No.5578117]

>>5566754
>Ca-MOO flayge
huh?

[Anonymous No.5578136]

>>5568924
It would be funny if it didn't literally happen at least once every week.

[Anonymous No.5578492]

>>5575978
Is this the actual statement he made? Any sauce on this?

[Anonymous No.5579238]

>>5568902
I remember this. It was a Heaven is for Real thread.

[Anonymous No.5580413]

>>5564132
>yfw the whole thread is actually Hegel samefagging

[Anonymous No.5580516]

>>5569032
Nice to see someone using my OC.

[Anonymous No.5580562]

>>5571349
Compatibilism. You should start on the rationalist Protestants, and the problems of Calvinist theology.

[Anonymous No.5580631]

>>5569454
Zampano lives on as a sixteen year old blind fap cavern dweller.

[Anonymous No.5580854]

>>5570812
Don't ever expect to be with a girl that you tutor in any way, that's just foolish.

[Anonymous No.5580866]

>>5568902
it's stuff like this that keeps me coming back to 4chan

[Anonymous No.5580868]

>>5571461
me too.

What a time to be alive

[Anonymous No.5580877]

>>5569488

A Jewish anarcho-syndicalist MIT professor of linguistics and opportunistic political activist was teaching a class on Rene Descartes, known rationalist.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Descartes and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than me!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, humanitarian Harvard behavioural psychologist who had conditioned over 1000 pigeons to compete in ping pong championship tournaments and understood the necessity of reinforcement and punishment for the creation of a Walden-like utopia and fully supported all breaches of research ethics made by J.B. Watson in the name of science stood up and held up a chimpanzee.

”How many signs does this chimp use to communicate, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “None, language is innate and uniquely possessed by the human species, you stupid empiricist”.

”Wrong. It’s been 58 years since you published Syntactic Structures and plunged us into the dark age of cognitivism. If it was language was not simply a semiotic system among many and Universal Grammar, as you say, is real… then we would be speaking Hebrew now”.

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and his favourite Bill Cosby sweater. He stormed out of the room crying those anarcho-syndicalist crocodile tears, the same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they publish tracts condemning right-wing dictators and ignoring the atrocities of left-wing rulers in Peru, Angola, Pakistan, and Equatorial Guinea. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Noam Chomsky, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist anarchist professor. He wished so much that he could blame his actions on the environmental influence of the academic ivory tower, but he himself had argued against it!

The students all predictably applauded at this positive stimulus that day and accepted B. F. Skinner as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Radical Translation” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and Willard van Orman Quine himself showed up and abolished all cognitive psychology departments across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He was sent to Guantanamo Bay for political subversion and was forced to watch looped footage of Foucault laughing at him for all eternity.

[Anonymous No.5580891]

>>5569471
>this will never exist
fuck this gay earth

[Anonymous No.5580943]

>>5580877
Brilliant

[Anonymous No.5580993]

>>5569454
I can't stop laughing. I'm in class and I'm shaking and can't stop giggling.

[Anonymous No.5581069]

>>5580943

Thank you.

[Anonymous No.5582462]

>>5569454
the bonus scenes

[Anonymous No.5582479]

Asking misses Sartre if Jean-Paul is free


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crIJvcWkVcs

[Anonymous No.5582480]

>>5582462
thank you, those are complete shit.

[Anonymous No.5582502]

>>5569823
ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.5582511]

>>5580854
fuck this feel