/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.555095]

So, thoughts? If this one is edited better, and omits genre classifications, I'm optimistic.

Cover is bollocks, though

[Anonymous No.555101]

>thoughts?

Stay on Facebook.

[Anonymous No.555102]

>>555101
>implying a forum is not a place for discussion

[Anonymous No.555103]

he looks like such a profound intellectual

[Anonymous No.555109]

That cover is horrible. Worst of all possible worlds. However, content last time was, dare I say, pretty good, with some real standouts.

[Anonymous No.555196]

Whens it out?

[Anonymous No.555210]

Could I consider myself published if I something I submit is put into the issue.

[Anonymous No.555218]

>zinefags
No.

[Anonymous No.555228]

What would you rather see on the cover?

[Anonymous No.555235]

>>555228

Make it minimalist. No picture. Just the title on a solid-color background.

[Anonymous No.555240]

>>555228
Something less explicitly "literature pretentious".

It's a b&w photo of a serious looking dude reading kakfa. Last cover was just fine.

[Anonymous No.555244]

>>555218
>hatefags
Yawn.

[Anonymous No.555249]

>>555228

this.

[Anonymous No.555251]

>>555244
>using the term "hatefags"
>haha oh wow

[Anonymous No.555252]

>>555240
The intention was that it WAS pretentious. It wasn't supposed to be serious. But that backfired like hell for some, apparently.

>>555235
With the logo and issue number in the center or corner and that's it? Sounds a bit bland.

[Anonymous No.555253]

>>555235
Abstract designs could work. Or those scribbly-weird drawings that used to be on all textbooks in the '70s.

[Anonymous No.555257]

put me on the cover

[Anonymous No.555258]

>>555257
Gimme a high res and I just might.

[Anonymous No.555271]

the name still hasn't been changed to /lit/ter?

[Anonymous No.555273]

Use an abstract cover or something.
Or just a photo you found on Flickr.
What is the zine btw?
Is it just a collection of short stories?
Who makes it?

[Anonymous No.555275]

>>555258
can't find 1 :(

[Anonymous No.555278]

>>555257

i second this... just tile it or something if you can't find a high res

[Anonymous No.555280]

>>555251
>Sage! Hey you guys, I said sage! Stop it! Sage!

[Anonymous No.555283]

>>555273
Short stories, non-fiction and poetry.

The last two covers have been pictures with CC licenses found on Flickr. There are plenty of minimalist/abstract pictures on Flickr that people may prefer, but very few are under Creative Commons and far be it from me to exploit someone's work (derp).

Made by a cadre of volunteer editors. Submissions are from around 4chan.

[Anonymous No.555284]

No one reads your shitty zine.

[Anonymous No.555292]

>>555095
>ZWG_-_April.13.jpg
uh

it's the 14th.

[Anonymous No.555293]

>>555284

[Anonymous No.555295]

>>555292
Got pushed back to the 15th.

[Anonymous No.555297]

>>555284
>Sage! Hey you guys, I said sage! Stop it! Sage!

[Anonymous No.555298]

>>555293
>derp

[sage No.555304]

sage

[Anonymous No.555305]

>>555297
>>555280
Someone here is mad. umad bro? sagers angering you?

[Anonymous No.555309]

>>555210
No. This is a non paying free venue. This is not publication. It's just something fun for /lit/, by /lit/.

[sage No.555310]

shitty zine is shitty

[Anonymous No.555315]

>>555305
>mad about zine
>sages to make sure we know
>plays u mad card
>derp

[Anonymous No.555317]

>>555310
Nice sage bro.

[Anonymous No.555320]

>>555310
Cool sage, bro.

[Anonymous No.555324]

The first three covers have had people in them (or at least part of a person).

Would it better if there were no people in the covers at all? That seems to be what bothers people for various reasons.

[Anonymous No.555329]

>>555315
>implying there is only one person saging this thread
>implying people would have kept saging if you hadn't responded
>implying that since you've responded, and in a condescending way that indicates some amount of butthurt, more people will start saging this thread just to get you riled up
>implying u not mad

Anon of
>>555305
>>555251
here

[Anonymous No.555332]

>>555310

Fake sager is obvious. It's obviously a zinefag.

[Anonymous No.555338]

It wouldn't be such fun saging Zine threads if Zinefags didn't get so butthurt.

[Anonymous No.555341]

>>555329
cool story, bro

>>555324
Check this: http://www.flickr.com/groups/landscape-cc/pool/
Creative Commons lanscapes on Flickr. Just look for the ones that don't specify "no derivative". Or google Absract Creative Commons Pictures.

At any rate, it's just a cover.

[Anonymous No.555343]

[Anonymous No.555344]

>>555273
see previous issues here
http://zwg.wildwestwaffles.com/

[Anonymous No.555605]

I agree.

[Anonymous No.555610]

ell oh ell Oim rading Coughkie.

[Anonymous No.555650]

Geez, such a fuss over the damn cover. Anyway, I've only recently been browsing /lit/ so this is the first I've heard of any 'zine'. Sounds like an awesome idea and I'm gonna read the previous entries. Will new editions be uploaded to the same website?

[Prole !XDERDXUpqQ No.555652]

>>555095
ah c'mon, the cover is pretty darn good. Besides, another editor just joined the ZWG team, this we should have more time to work over each individual edit.

[Anonymous No.555679]

>>555652
What is this 'Poveglia' and 'Anjatov' hullabaloo? No there's italians and ruskies on the edit team too?

[Anonymous No.555702]

>>555679
Read the fucking wiki. It's a circlejerk stravaganza and pretentious people writing pretentious novels.

[Darrin No.555719]

>>555679

Anjatov is not a real name.

[ran No.555725]

>>555343
COVER FOR NEXT ISSUE PLZ

[Anonymous No.555727]

>>555719
Yes it is.

[Anonymous No.555733]

>>555725
I'm okay with this.

[Darrin No.555734]

>>555727

Not as Анятов or Анжатов it ain't.

[Prole !XDERDXUpqQ No.555762]

>>555702
I guess I'm cynical enough to say you're probably not far off the mark there. I really can't say much. they're both collaborative efforts. Anjatov is a set-in-stone serial with several set authors contributing, Poveglia is a nice open-ended background for writing horror stories. I'm still considering writing something for Poveglia, but still undecided.

Personally, I'm against all the hype given to these particular stories. In my mind I believe it's important that things like this prove their worth first and foremost through writing talent, and then wait before going public.

[Anonymous No.555771]

This thread is dildos.

[Anonymous No.555784]

>>555734
Wow, easy on the moonspeak there buddy, we speak HUMAN here.

[Darrin No.555787]

>>555784

Sorry, man. Sometimes I forget myself.

[Anonymous No.555790]

>>555734
Well then give the fucktards who are writing it some werds.

[Anonymous No.555796]

>>555787
I think the author who named it had a little slip. Anjatov sounds like some kind of polish/europpen russian name.

[Anonymous No.555802]

>>555796
Anja (Ah Knee Ah) is totally a polish name. They obviously added 'tov' to make it sound more russian.

[Anonymous No.555808]

Looking good d'ere.

[Anonymous No.555836]

>>555802

Thing is, you can't really put -ov on a female name.

[Anonymous No.555848]

>>555836
Based on what I read on the chat, it will be based on a woman called Maia Anjatova, and they're building a submarine laboratory called 'Anjatov Facility'.

[Anonymous No.555946]

>>555848
[2]

[Anonymous No.556154]

I agree.

[Anonymous No.556186]

>>556154
With what?

[Anonymous No.556204]

>>556154
wrong, motherfucker

[Anonymous No.556206]

>>556186
..probably the OP? I dunno.

[Anonymous No.556219]

Sage for stupid and pointless bumps.

[Anonymous No.556345]

>>556219
read
>>555280

[Anonymous No.556348]

>>556345

You failed, brah.

[Anonymous No.556352]

>>556345
if you would care to hover your mouse over his name, you would realize that you are an idiot.

[Anonymous No.556392]

>>555702
>pretentious people writing pretentious novels
I may submitting a story about spaceships. There are no engaging philosophies discussed in said story. It's essentially "hurr explosion hurr".

So stop generalizing things, because you haven't read any of the zine's works. (See Stormtrooper Assault or Revolution. The zine borders more on pulp rather than pretentiousness.)

[Anonymous No.556398]

>>556392

Revolution was pretty pretentious.

[Anonymous No.556400]

>>555095

[Anonymous No.556402]

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[Anonymous No.556404]

>>556398
hey.

we are pretentious. We're motherfucking /lit/

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[Anonymous No.556411]

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[Anonymous No.556412]

>>556400

this would be a good cover for the zine

[Anonymous No.556414]

>>556411
>>556407
>>556402

Is this the same ragefag bitching about Russian translations?

[Anonymous No.556416]

>>556398
Probably a poor example, but it was one that came to mind quickly.

[Prole !XDERDXUpqQ No.556417]

>>556402
thanks for the bump

[Anonymous No.556420]

Hey /b/
Does anyone have a thing for seeing girls eat your cum?
I live with a beautiful girl. Blonde, model material, with legs, breasts and ass to die for and the face of an angel. She looks so innocent, I fell for her the moment I saw her. She looks so virginal and is so prudish even talking about sex, that I don't even know if she's had any guys in the past. We're both young professionals in our early 20s and met through a mutual friend who I knew through university and she knew through school. Recently she moved to the city, and needed a place to stay. I needed a housemate, so our friend set us up.
I tried asking her out when she first moved in but unfortunately she made it pretty clear that she wasn't interested in anything but friendship. I figured that if she wasn't going to taste my baby batter voluntarily, and I'm pretty sure she hasn't tasted anyone else’s before, I could feed it to her without her knowledge.
When she was out, I went around the house jacking off into her personal items - shampoo, conditioner, toothbrush, moisturiser, panties from her panty drawer, etc. I also started taking cookery lessons and offered to cook for her in order to practice my skills. What she doesn't know is that every meal I've cooked for her so far has had a healthy dose of my secret special sauce.

[Anonymous No.556421]

Before moral fags start whining, she seems to love it. She's commented on how her hair's been really soft recently and remarked on how her skin has been firmer, with a healthy glow to it. She even wondered if maybe the shampoo/conditioner manufacturers had changed the formulation. She used to get quite moody and hormonal over the month as her cycle progressed. Since I started feeding her my spooge, she's chilled out a lot and been really flirtatious with me. She's been more receptive to joking around with me, and finding ways to lightly touch my arms and chest, or accidentally brush up against me. Pheromones maybe? I've been sniffing her soiled panties while she's been out, and I know that personal scents can have a powerful effect – I’ve often ended up spontaneously ejaculating merely from the scent of her personal secretions.
She’s told me she loves my cooking. It may just be a coincidence, but our bedrooms share a wall, and on the evenings I cook for her, I'm fairly sure I can hear her rubbing herself off. On the mornings when she leaves for work early and I'm in the flat alone, I sneak into her room and sniff and lick her still warm used panties from her laundry basket. The aroma is exquisite. On the mornings after I've cooked for her the previous night, they're definitely muskier and damper, and often have a heavy dried sugar crystal like crust on the gusset, which I love to chew on.

[Anonymous No.556422]

>>556417
I can totally see Prole making this face while typing.

[Anonymous No.556425]

In addition, I get the added bonus of sitting opposite her while she's eating and see her swallow my jizz, savouring every mouthful before it slides smoothly down her throat. Knowing that I'm corrupting her beautiful innocent face with my unique glaze and coating those gorgeous lips and tongue; the thought that at this very moment she might be wearing a pair of the panties from her drawer that I jerked off into, and that flakes of my dried man milk might at this very moment be nestled against her hot gooey moist cunt; mingling with her own juices and being rehydrated by them, is an amazing turn on for me.
I also see it as a way of marking my territory. While the scent of my cream hangs on her, it might drive other guys away. I'm not sure if that has any scientific basis, but it seems to work. I understand there is some scientific research that shows cum to contain chemicals that aid in partner bonding and fight depression in women, as well as changing their hormonal balance and significantly reducing their risk of breast cancer.

[Anonymous No.556428]

All I know, from my unscientific little experiment is that feeding cock custard to girls definitely has its advantages, for both sexes. I'd go so far as to say doctors ought to be prescribing it. Guys, what are you waiting for? Give the women in your life the greatest gift a man has to offer, and improve your relationships with them. Ladies, why not ask the men in your life for a regular dose of liquid silk? It has many nutritional benefits, and if you're feeling hesitant, just remember that you've probably already unknowingly swallowed several cupfuls of spunk, donated by guys like me. A few more on a regular basis can't hurt.

tl dr; I've been secretly feeding my female housemate my cum, she seems to love it.

[Anonymous No.556431]

Well your girlfriends a whore and your other friend is enjoying peacefull nonexsistance in the endless void of death. way i see it you could join your friend in oblivion, whine about it forever, do some crazy revenge scheme that'll probably get you arrested or the shit kicked out of you or you could go out into the world and tap some strange ass. floss your teeth with some pubes. Go to a strip club and get some smelly fish-cunt in your face. Down a bottle of jsck and wake up south of the border with one of your kidneys gone and dirty mexican prostitute just endlessly sucking your dick. Fuck off the people that don't matter and then fuck of the people that do. Blow your life savings, your college savings Fuck college. college is for people afraid to live. Use all that money to rent a fast car and 20 kilos of coke and then drive across the united states, tourturing and killing at least one person in every state you drive through. at some point carve out a coyote head and wear it as a hat and run through a town packing as much heat as you can and calling yourself anubus the god of death. probably by then you'll have forgotten all about your gutterslut of a girlfriend and your corpse of a friend.
Merry Christmas.

[Prole !XDERDXUpqQ No.556432]

>>556422
I know, right?

[Anonymous No.556436]

I AM WILL I MOVED TO BEL AIR WITH MY AUNT AND UNCLE AND IMMEDIATELY I NOTICED THE FAMILY WAS VERY CLEAN LOOKING UNLIKE MY MOM WHO WAS ALWAYS LOOKING LIKE SHIT AND I DIDNT KNOW MANY GIRLS IN PHILLY ANYWAY THE FAMILY WAS GREAT AND I HAD LOTS OF FOOD AND NEW FRIENDS.
ONE DAY CARLTON WAS WALKING IN THE HOUSE AND I LOVED HOW HE SMELLED CAUSE HE WORE AFTERSHAVE SO I TOLD HIM TO COME HERE CAUSE THE
DRYER NEEDED TO BE FIXED OR SOMETHING BUT I MADE IT UP AND WHEN HE WAS IN HALLWAY TOWARDS DRYER ROOM I ELBOWED HIS TEMPLE AND HE SLAMMED AGAINST THE WALL AND FELL TO THE FLOOR AND WOULDNT GET UP
I SAID YO CARLTON GET UP IT WAS JUST A JOKE BUT HE DIDNT MOVE
SO I WENT UPSTAIRS AND ATE SOME VANILLA COOKIES THEY HAD SITTING AROUND TO THINK OF MY PLAN AND THEN THE BUTLER GUY CAME IN I FORGOT HIS NAME BECAUSE I WAS SO TENSE AND HE SAID DONT EAT COOKIES CAUSE IT WILL SPOIL MY DINNER
SO I THREW THE COOKIES IN HIS FACE AND RAN UPSTAIRS

[Anonymous No.556439]

BAN ME PLEASE uPSTAIRS I SAW HILARYS ROOM WAS OPENED BUT I IGNORED THAT AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND TOOK A GOOD SHIT CAUSE OF THE VANILLA COOKIES AND STUFF SO THEN I REALIZED OH FUCK I LEFT CARLTON DOWNSTAIRS AND ITS BEEN LIKE 10 to 15 MINZ
SO I QUICKLY GOT UP WITH A SHIT HANGING FROM MY ASS LOOKED LIKE A TAIL CAUSE IT WAS THE COLOR OF MY SKIN BUT IF I HAD EATEN FRUITIE PEBBLES IT WOULDVE BEEN GREEN AND PEOPLE WOULDVE NOTICED
BUT ANYWAY I RAN DOWN STAIRS AND CARLTON WASNT ON THE FLOOR ANYMORE
WHEN I WENT TO FIND CARLTON I FOUND HIM IN THE KITCHEN WITH AN ICEPACK ON HIS HEAD AND HE SAID WILL WHY DID YOU DO THAT AND I SAID I TRIPPED AND HE BELIEVED ME SO I TOLD HIM TO COME UPSTAIRS AFTER HE FEELS BETTER
AS HE WAS WALKING UP THE STAIRS BEHIND ME I TURNED AROUND AND BACKED INTO HIM SO THE SHIT HANGING AS TAIL FROM MY ASS GOT ON HIS SHIRT BUT I BACKED UP TOO FAR AND CARLTON FELL DOWN THE STAIRS
I TURNED AROUND AND SAw THAT HE WASNT MOVING AGAIN
BUT I EXPECTED THAT HE WOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN AGAIN WITH ANOTHER ICE

[Anonymous No.556440]

>>556439
You're going to be at this a long while if you're trying to reach the post limit.

[Anonymous No.556441]

THIS TIME I WENT INTO HILARYS ROOM BUT SHE WASNT THERE SO I TRIED TO GO BACK TO THE BATHROOM BUT IT WAS LOCKED AND I SAID YO OPEN UP AND HILARY WAS INSIDE SO I WAS LIKE YO ITS THE POLICE AND I KICKED THE DOOR OPEN BUT IT DIDNT OPEN AND I REALLY HURT MY LEG
SO I WAS GONNA GET REVENGE FOR THAT
AND I REALKLY HAD TO PEE
SO I LIED DOWN ON THE FLOOR SIDE WAYS AND PULLED MY PENIS TILL IT GOT A LITTLE LONGER
AND STUCK IT UNDER CRACK OF DOOR
AND STARTED TO PEE
AND HILARY WAS SCREAMING WILL NOT AGAIN AND I STARTED TO DO SHIT TOO BUT MY BUTT WAS FACING THE OTHER WAY SO IT GOT ON THE CARPET AND NOT IN THE BATHROOM
ANyway CARLTON CAME UPSTAIRS LIKE I EXPECTED AND HE SAW ME AND KIND OF SIGHED AND WENT TO HIS ROOM
SO I GOT UP AND WENT TO HIS ROOM AND BANGED OPEN THE DOOR AND ASKED HIM WHY HE SIGHED

[Anonymous No.556442]

AND HE EXPLAINED IT AND THEN HE WAS IN HIS UNDERWEAR CAUSE IT WAS REALLY HOT THAT DAY
SO I FOUND A BASKETBALL IN HIS CLOSET AND SAID YO CATCH AND THREW IT ON HIS HEAD AND HE FELL BACK ON HIS BED AND DIDNT MOVE
I WENT TO ASHLEYS ROOM AND SHE WAS WEARING A HAT BACKWARDS SO I TOLD HER THAT WAS RIGHT AND THEN HILARY FINALLY LEFT THE BATHROOM SO I WENT IN BUT I HAD NO PEE OR SHIT ANYMORE SO I CAME OUT AGAIN BUT ALMOST SLIPPED ON THE FLOOR THAT STUPID HILARY DIDNT CLEAN WHILE SHE WAS IN THERE
ANYWAY I WENT TO HER ROOM AND SHE WAS IN TOWEL AND SHE WAS TAKING IT OFF AND I WAS BEHIND HER AND SHE COULD SEE ME SO I KICKED HER IN THE SPINE ABOVE HER ASS
AND SHE FELL ONTO HER BED SCREAMING WILL!!!!!!! AND THEN I LEFT THE ROOM AND CAME BACK IN PRETENDING I JUST WALKED IN AND SAID YO WHATS WRONG?
AND SHE SAID WILL YOU KICKED ME IN THE BACK AND I SAID NO AND THEN I RAN TO CARLTONS ROOM GOT THE BASKETBALL AND BROUGHT IT BACK TO HER ROOM AND SAID YO LOOK I WAS PLAYING BE BALL AND SHE TURNED AROUND WITH HER TOWEL OFF TO LOOK AT THE B BALL AND I SAID SEE? YO CATCH AND I THREW IT AT HER FACE AND HER NOSE TOTALLY EXPLODED
I WALKED OUT OF THE ROOM AND SAW THAT ASHLEY WAS IN HER ROOM LISTENING TO MUSIC AND THEN THE CALL CAME FROM DOWNSTAIRS DINNAH IS READY THE BUTLER SAID SO I WENT DOWN STAIRS AHEAD OF EVERYONE AND HE SERVED SOME BIG BIRD
AT THE TABLE UNCLE ASKED HILARY WHATH APPENED TO HER NOSE AND AUNTI ASKED CONSTANTINE OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS WHAT HE DID THE WHOLE DAY AND HE SAID HE COULDNT REMEMBER AND BEFORE HILARY COULD TELL THAT I HAD THROWN BASKETBALL IN HER FACE I RAN OVER TABLE AND WHISPERED TO HER THAT ID DO ANY FAVOR FOR HER IF SHE DIDNT TELL

[Anonymous No.556443]

Was there any reason why it was pushed back to the 15th?

[Anonymous No.556444]

SO SHE DIDNT TELL AND UNCLE SAID WILL WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER? AND I SAID A SECRET ANYWAY I FINISHED MY MEAL AND UNCLE SAID THERE ARE NO SECRETS AMONG FAMILY IN THIS HOUSE AND I SAID WHAT ABOUT YOU AND CARLTON AND LAUGHED AND RAN UP StaiRS BUT BEFORE I GOT TO THE TOP STAIR I WENT YO
ANYWAY EVERYONE WAS SETTLING DOWN AND UNCLE AND AUNTY WERE IN THEIR ROOMS AND EVERYONE WAS IN THEIR ROOMS
SO I WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO THE BUTLERS ROOM AND HE WAS WATCHING TV WITH ONLY HIS TOP ON
AND I SAID YO WAHTS UP AND HE SAID JUST WATCHING TV MR WILL AND I SAID YOUR COCK LOOKs LIKE RAISEN BUT I KICKED HIS TV LIKE A HORSE AND PULLED UP HIS SHIRT AND BIT HIS STOMACH REALLY HARD TILL BLOOD CAME OUT AND HE SCREAMED AND I LEFT
ANHYUWAY
IS THIS STORY BORING U
OR SHOULD I CONTINUE?

[Anonymous No.556446]

>>556443
I think it was always slated for then, but the cover was wrong. It's been the 15th for weeks.

[Anonymous No.556447]

Part 2
cause its night time in bel air
and everyone in their rooms
so anyway
I GO UPSTAIRS AND ITS GETTING LATE SO I GET READY TO SLEEP AND I SEE THAT AUNTI GOES TO THE BATHROOM UPSTAIRS SO I BUST IN THE ROOM TO SURPRISE UNCLE AND SEE HIs GHUGE FAT BODY NAKED ON THE BED BELLY UP
SO I BODY SLAM ON TOP OF HIM AND HE SCREAMS WILL!!!!! AND I CANT FIND HIS B ALLS OR PENIS UNDER ALL HIS FAT SO I GRAB HIS FACE WITH MY FEET AND SQUEEZE REALLY HARD
AND HE SAID WILL BUT IT SOUNDED MORE LIKE MMMLLL AND THEN HIS WIFE COMES IN AND SAys WILL WHAT ARE U DOING WILL STOP!
AND I TELL HER TO BACK OFF CAUSE HE NEEDS THE EXERCISE AND THEN WHEN IM PUSHING HER AWAY I RIP OFF HER NIGHT GOWN THING AND SHES THERE AND HAS BIG BOOBS
my PENIS goes BOING and I GET OFF UNCLE AND PUSH HER AND THE WINDOW WAS OPEN BEHIND HER AND SHE FALLS OUT
BUT SHE DOESNT FALL ALL THE WAY DOWN SHES HANGING ON WITH HER HAND AND SHARP NAILS

[Anonymous No.556451]

>>556446
Oh, alright then.

[Anonymous No.556453]

SO THEN ON HER FINGERS I RUB MY PENIS BACK AND FORTH
AND IMAGINE ITS MAKING MUSICAL SOUNDS
AND THEN I THINK OF A REALLY GOOD RAP
YO YO I MOVED TO BEL AIR AND I CANT GET YALL TO HEAR ABOUT IT MY NAME IS WILL AND IM ILL WITH THE SKILL TO RHYME AND IT AINT A CRIME ITS SO SUBLIME AND MY CHILD WAS IN THE WAR WITH THE ENEMY AND I SAID YO DONT SELL HIM TO DENEMY
AND THEN I LEFT THE ROOM WITH THE RAP STILL GOING THROUGH MY HEAD
AND I SEE ASHLEYS ROOM IS OPENED AND SHES ON HER BED AND SHE IS CRYING
SO I SAY YO ASHLEY WHATS UP
AND BEFORE SHE CAN LOOK UP I SLAP HER SO HARD THAT THE LIGHTS IN THE ROOM FLICKER ON AND OFF
LOL WELL SHE AINT CRYING NOW SO I LEFT THE ROOM AND WENT TO HILARYS ROOM
BUT SHE WASNT THERE
SO I RAN DOWNSTAIRS CAUSE I HEARD THE FRIDGE OPEN
AND SHE WAS THERE IN A LONG T SHIRT LOOKING FOR A NIGHT TIME SNACK
SO I SAID YO HILARY

[Anonymous No.556455]

>>556446
The cover of issue 3 was made back before issue 2 came out. At that point issue 3 was slated for the 13th.

[Anonymous No.556457]

AND SHE SAID WHAT WILL?
AND I SAID NOTHIN and went FFF to CONTROL MY LAUGHTER AND RAN UPSTAIRS
I WENT TO CHECK ON UNCLE AND AUNTIE AND UNCLE WAS TRYING TO ROLL OUT OF BED AND AUNTIE WAS STILL HOLDING ON
SO I SAID YO UNCLE LET ME HELP BUT WHEN I TRIED TO GET MY HANDS UNDER HIM HE ROLLED TOWARDS ME AND I HEARD CRACKING NOISES
AND THEN I FELT IT AND I SCREAMED SO BIG THAT MY MOUTH FELT LIKE IT WAS GOING TO TEAR
I PULLED OUT MY BROKEN HANDS LIMP AND ALREADY STARTING TO SWELL AND I COULDNT FEEL ANYTHING SO I RAN OUT OF THE ROOM TO TELL CARLTON WHAT HAPPENED
HE SAID HE READ A BOOK ON REIKI HEALING AND HE SNAPPED MY HANDS BACK INTO PLACE SO TO TEST IT I SLAPPED HIM
THEY WERE BACK!
THEN HILARY CAME IN
AND SAID WILL I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT FAVOR YOU PROMISED
AND SO WE WENT BACK TO HER ROOM

[Anonymous No.556458]

AND SHE TOOK OFF HER T SHIRT AND SAID WILL I WANT YOU TO STOP BEING SUCH A MENACE
AND I SAID THATS ONE THING I CANT DO AND I JUMPED AND KICKED HER IN THE NECK AND FELL ON MY HIP
SHE WAS GASPING FOR AIR AND I DRAGGED MYSELF BACK TO CARLTON TO FIX MY HIP
AND HE DID AND TO TEST IT THIS TIME I DID A HULA DANCE AND WENT TO ASHLEYS ROOM
I SAW SHE WAS DOING HOMEWORK ON HER DESK OR WRITING SOMETHING
SO I WENT TO HER BED AND SHAT ON IT
AND SNEAKED OUT OF HER ROOM
HILARY RAN OUT OF HER ROOM NAKED AND SAID IM TELLING DAD AND I SAID GO AHEAD AND TELL THE FAT FUCK AND ANYWAY I WENT IN BEHIND HER AND UNCLE HAD GOTTEN UP AND WAS HELPING AUNTI BACK INSIDE THE ROOM AND EVERYONE WAS NAKEDI N THERE SO I LEFT AND SLAMMED THE DOOR AND SAID WEAR SOME CLOTHES YOU FUCKERS BUT I STILL WASNT WEARING PANTS SO I REMEMBERED THE BUTLER AND WENT DOWNSTAIRS
HE WAS BANDAGING HIS STOMACH BITE WOUND SO I KEPT SLAPPING HIS HAND SO HE COULDNT FINISH AND THEN I TOOK ONE OF THE SHARDS FROM THE SMASHED TV THAT I HORSE KICKED AND SAID YO BRO WATCH OUT THERES AN ANT ON YOUR FACE AND I THREW THE SHARD INTO HIS FACE AND THEN REGRETTED THAT I SAID ANT AND NOT SPIDER AND THEN I TOOK THE SHARD OUT OF HIS FACE AND SAID YO ITSA SPIDER SORRY NOT AN ANT OH NO

[Anonymous No.556460]

TS CRAWLING IN YOUR NOSE SO I STUCK THE SHARD IN HIS NOSE AND THEN HEARD SOME COMMOTION UPSTAIRS SO I PULLED IT OUT SIDEWAYS REALLY QUICK AND BUTLER SCREAMED AND I RAN UPSTAIRS AND DROPPED THE SHARD ON THE STAIRS AND WENT TO ASHLEYS ROOM WHERE SHE WAS GETTING UNDRESSED TO GET IN HER SLEEP CLOTHES AND SHE HAD A LITTLE BODY SO I PICKED HER UP BY THE WAISTE AND THREW HER ACROSS THE ROOM AND TOWARDS THE WALL BUT IT WAS TOO HIGH AND SHE HIT THE ROOM LIGHT AT THE ROOF AND SHATTERED IT
I RAN TO HILARYS ROOM AND SAW SHE WASNT THERE AND THEN I WENT TO CARLTON AND SAID ITS TIME FOR FAMILY MEETING SO I GOT HIM UP AND I TOOK HIM TO UNCLES ROOM WITH EVERYONE IN IT EXCEPT ASHLEY AND BUTLER
I SAID YO WAIT HERE AND RAN BACK DOWNSTAIRS BUT THE SHARD GOT IN MY FOOT AND IT REALLY HURT SO I PULLED ITO UT AND GOT BUTLER AND THEN GOT ASHLEY AND EVERYONE I PUT THEM IN THE ROOM
AND I SAID ONE FINAL TOUCH AND I RAN TO HILARIES ROOM AND GOT THE BASKETBALL AND BROUGHT IT BACK AND THEN THREW IT REALLY HARD AND IT HIT UNCLES FACE AND HE FELL OVER ON CARLTONS LEG AND CRUSHED IT AND UNCLES NOSE WAS BLEEDING AND I BENT AUNTI OVER AND SHE FARTED IN MY EYE SO I JUDO CHOPPED HER ANUS BUT IT DIDNT DO ANYTHING SO I KICKED HER IN BETWEEN HER BUT CHEEKS AND SHE SCREAMED AND FELL FORWAR

[Anonymous No.556461]

Half of this is spam and sages. Sage for faggotry.

[Anonymous No.556462]

AND SLAMMED HER HEAD ON THE NIGHT STAND TABLE THAT HELD THE LAMP AND THEN I PICKED UP THE LAMP AND TURNED THE LIGHT OFF AND PULLED OUT THE CORD AND SET IT BACK ON THE TABLE BECAUSE THE ROOM LIGHT WAS ON WHY LWASTE ELECTRICITY
THEN I YAWNED AND WENT TO MY ROOM AND WENT TO SLEEP THE END

[Anonymous No.556468]

Stop bumping this, Christ Almighty. Let it die.

[Anonymous No.556532]

>>556468
No u

[Anonymous No.556536]

I just learned that girls farts smell better than video games.
Seriously. You know that new game package smell? Like when you just took off the wrapping? My god, its a glorious smell. I've masturbated sniffing this smell so many times. It's great and the main reason I still buy games.
But my sister just farted on the couch next to me while I was playing Street Fighter IV. She blushed got up fanned her ass and ran to the bathroom to, I assume, shit or maybe she shit herself while she was next to me, there was some extra bulge in the back of her jeans. Now let me reiterate. She was sitting directly next to me. In effect, she farted on my side and then waved fart gas from her butt to my face. Now you fucking listen to me. This smelled glorious. I immediately became rock hard and didn't give a shit, I pulled my cock out and masturbated right there smelling my own sister fart. I didn't even care that I got beat by a scrub Ken while I was jerking off.

[Prole !XDERDXUpqQ No.556540]

>>556532
ITT: whatisthisIdon'teven.jpg

[Anonymous No.556581]

>I didn't even care that I got beat by a scrub Ken while I was jerking off.
Now THAT is one important fap.

[Anonymous No.557306]

bump

[Anonymous No.557427]

>>555102
>implying this is a forum hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.557496]

bump

[Anonymous No.558282]

So, today right? What time is this fucker droppin?

[Anonymous No.558943]

>>558282
WELL?

[None !4A4P9buxy. No.558980]

[Prole !XDERDXUpqQ No.559021]

we're estimating about 30-40 minutes from now. Bear with us

[Anonymous No.559033]

>>559021

WELL, DO IT QUICKER! GET INTO DOUBLE TIME!

[Prole !XDERDXUpqQ No.559037]

>>559033

[Anonymous No.559047]

>>559033

MOVE YOUR FUCKING ASS, SHIT BIRD!

[Anonymous No.559092]

I swear, you ZWG editors get stupider by the issue. If you set the release date as April 15th, that means you post it 11:59 PM APRIL 14th GMT.

LRN2 FUCKING DEADLINE.

[Anonymous No.559094]

>>557427

[Anonymous No.559114]

>Guy reading Kafka looks like Kafka
FUUUUUUUUUU-

[Anonymous No.559158]

>>555338

[Anonymous No.559189]

>>559158
lol'd hard at that wallpaper

COME ON ZWG WE ARE FUCKING WAITING

[Anonymous No.559226]

>we're estimating about 30-40 minutes from now. Bear with us
>an hour ago

[Anonymous No.559227]

http://zwg.wildwestwaffles.com/ZWG_-_April.15.pdf
http://zwg.wildwestwaffles.com/ZWG_-_April.15.pdf
http://zwg.wildwestwaffles.com/ZWG_-_April.15.pdf
IT'S UP

[Prole !XDERDXUpqQ No.559237]

>>559227
Gentlepersons of the jury, if I could direct your eyes towards the following link....

At long last, the zine has been completed. note the hotlinked table-of-contents, good people. It's what held up our deadline a little over the mark