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Anonymous Mon Oct 6 19:01:47 2014 No.5544056 [Reply] [Original]

So what's the common consensus amongst theologians on Jesus's sexuality? Was he asexual or did he just have blue balls the entirety of his adult life? Did he even self-identify as a cis-hetero male?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 19:03:48 2014 No.5544069 >>5544056 >/lit/ - Literature

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 19:04:03 2014 No.5544071 He 99% sure fucked mary magdalene

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 19:04:31 2014 No.5544079 >>5544069 the bible and its characters are literature

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 19:05:45 2014 No.5544086 >>5544069 >>5544079 Seriously if you don't fucking know this shit then you do not belong on this board.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 19:09:05 2014 No.5544107 Consensus was that it doesn't come into question His sexuality is only singular in modernist conduct to apply anachronistic attributes to all historical figures In other words he was asexual

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 19:09:06 2014 No.5544108 what I want to know is where in the bible does it say that Jesus WASN'T trans

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 19:09:59 2014 No.5544111 >>5544071 0.0% Jesus, an unmarried man, was tempted at all points, and never sinned. So, zero fornication, zero adultery, zero immorality.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 19:11:10 2014 No.5544118 File: 150 KB, 352x450, JesusCrucified.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5544107 How dare these pervert moderns sexualise Jesus, his pectorals exist on a higher plane.

>>	→@̀̃́̈̈̂̂̃MIST€R GIRL(IT)@̃́̀̈(...) Mon Oct 6 19:14:31 2014 No.5544140 Definitely liked women, because the Bible said something about how he was tempted to sex one. Can't remember the verse, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 19:15:15 2014 No.5544146 >>5544111 I don't remember any broad trying to get Jesus to blow a load in her in the bible. What was he sexually tempted by?

>>	→@̀̃́̈̈̂̂̃MIST€R GIRL(IT)@̃́̀̈(...) Mon Oct 6 19:17:46 2014 No.5544165 >>5544146 → https://www.preachitteachit.org/articles-blogs/ask-roger/post/archive/2012/february/article/was-jesus-tempted-sexually/

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 19:20:21 2014 No.5544183 >>5544056 Didn't he sex Mary Magdalene? >tfw you realise that everyone on /lit/ really does just flick through a synopsis and pretend they read

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 19:21:54 2014 No.5544188

>>5544165
>Furthermore, in describing Jesus’ ministry as our great high priest, the writer to the Hebrews revealed that Jesus endured every temptation (including sexual temptations) that we humans face—without sinning

so he was pansexual, but just had blue balls 24/7 then
lol what a dork

>>	→@̀̃́̈̈̂̂̃MIST€R GIRL(IT)@̃́̀̈(...) Mon Oct 6 19:28:09 2014 No.5544217 >>5544188 I'm pretty sure there isn't a seperate sin for the individual agents but conglomerate to one sin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 19:35:06 2014 No.5544257 >>5544217 If you are only faced with one conglomerated sin you are not really faced with real human sin

>>	→@̀̃́̈̈̂̂̃MIST€R GIRL(IT)@̃́̀̈(...) Mon Oct 6 19:36:55 2014 No.5544265 >>5544257 I meant sexually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 19:39:50 2014 No.5544284 >>5544265 you meant what sexually

>>	→@̀̃́̈̈̂̂̃MIST€R GIRL(IT)@̃́̀̈(...) Mon Oct 6 19:50:57 2014 No.5544332 >>5544284 Referring to pansexual comment. I don't think there was a seperate sin for each entity but one sin. (I'm not sure what to call it - lust?)

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 19:59:18 2014 No.5544377 >>5544332 If all forms of sexual thought fall under the same sin and Jesus was fully tempted to the maximum extant by all sins it still means he was lusting after massive cocks he saw bulging in his face along side tits

>>	→@̀̃́̈̈̂̂̃MIST€R GIRL(IT)@̃́̀̈(...) Mon Oct 6 20:03:25 2014 No.5544397 >>5544377 I guess your right. That's something I haven't thought of Jesus before, interesting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 20:52:47 2014 No.5544623 >>5544056 >Did [Jesus] even self-identify as a cis-hetero male? I predict that this will be raised as a 'serious' question in a 'serious' academic publication in the next 20 years if this hasn't happened already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 20:55:10 2014 No.5544634 Jesus was the master of edging and finally came three days after being crucified the load he shot became halley's comet

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 21:13:58 2014 No.5544730

>>5544056
Jesus Christ was the Son of God. As a man, he experienced all we experience, including the temptations of the flesh. But as fully God, he never sinned (never indulged). As for his "orientation", it was probably non-pathological (ie. heterosexual).

Thelostcup !!qaqXYBhmuQ/ Mon Oct 6 23:25:52 2014 No.5545432

>Jesus was Jewish
>half of the shit that Catholicism / Fundies deem as sin is not a sin in Judaism
>Fundies take the "Whosoever looks after a woman lustfully has already committed adultery in his heart" as it being a sin to be sexually attracted to women
>In the original Greek it explicitly refers to obsessively wanting to fuck another dude's wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 23:27:41 2014 No.5545445 >>5544056 >implying he existed

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