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>engl class
>assignments
>5 essays
>1 oral presentation
why the fuck

>> No.5532246
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5532246

>lit board
>discussions
>5 pepe threads
>1 shitposting thread
why the fuck

>> No.5532296
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5532296

Then stop whining and get your ass off lit faget

>> No.5532310
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>tfw 250 word essay on shitposting techniques due monday

>> No.5532324

personally, i kind of like getting to see the pussy-boy pseuds in english class who try so hard to impress struggle to address a group of people

>> No.5532347

Oral presentations are easy.

Disconnect yourself from the audience.

Volunteer to go first so you can get it over with.

>> No.5532351

I fucking hate those, but most classes allow you to skip that with a fail if you did well in the other assignments. Oral presentations have always been for people on the verge of a grade in my classes. Luckily I only had to go up once and that was with a group, so was not a big deal.

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>>5532310
I'm a Sh.P. if you need help, let me know.

>> No.5534174

>>5532170

i revel in the anxiety and discomfort of autists like you who fail to even speak to small groups of people

oral presentations are cash and easy

>> No.5534193

Is that Skin Diamond?

>> No.5534203

>implying that's a tough workload
>not having to write 20+ pg lab reports weekly

>> No.5534549

>>5534174
>>5532347
>>5532324
>implying OP said anything about stage fright

>> No.5534568

>implying oral presentations are effective enough at communicating information to be so common in school

it's just an excuse to give teachers a couple days off.

>> No.5534569

Who is the target audience effort parody porn?

>> No.5534575

>>5534569
*for not effort

>> No.5534589

>>5534569
People who like parody pornos. Have you ever seen one? They can be pretty funny.

>> No.5534739

>>5532310
Kek

>> No.5534746

>>5534569
>>5534569

Better question who is the target audience effort for porn? I really dont get it

>> No.5534749
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5534749

>mfw the smug blasé assholes who sit on their Mac laptops during class are forced to show how dumb they are in front of their peers

I love oral presentations

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5534967

>oral presentations
>tfw lisp

>> No.5535080

>>5534967
tthhat feel when lithp

>> No.5535099

>>5534967
Aristotle also had a lisp.

>> No.5535121

>>5535080
That thound, you mean.

>> No.5535131

>>5535099
But Aristhetic was handsome and charming

>> No.5535143

>>5535099
You mean "Arithtotle,"

>> No.5535144

Why is there a hole in spongebob's squarepants?

>> No.5535145

>>5535099
>aristotle
bad name to have a lisp

>> No.5535146

>>5534967
>lisps were once attractive in the middle ages
>tfw you were born in the wrong century

Only 90s kids know this feel

>> No.5535153

>>5535080
Why is it called a "lisp" when people with lisps can barely say it

>> No.5535158

>>5535144
Where do you think the OP image is from?

>> No.5535161

>>5535144
It's his vagina and Sandy's gonna fuck it. This porn subverts ALL your preconceived notions. Haha. Check it out!

>> No.5535168

>>5535161
>tfw people are STILL playing with preconceived and notion dichotomy
pls

>> No.5535209

>>5535080
my fucking sides

>> No.5535294

>>5532170
Yeah sounds like a pretty fucking normal English class, what's the problem?