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5489715 No.5489715 [Reply] [Original]

You have ten minutes to write a poem about gin.

>> No.5489723

How are you going to know for sure I wrote it in ten minutes?

>> No.5489732

>>5489723
I'd assume OP meant at least, as in you not needing to take more time off your life than that.

>> No.5489744

>>5489732
So can I take 11 minutes and it's okay?

>> No.5489745

You know what they say about tonic water?
Too much sugar--I'll take my chances.

>> No.5489751

>>5489715
She drank me
I faked it
She made it
I prayed
She puked
I swallowed

It's nice having friends

>> No.5489766

>>5489715
Billy Gin is not my lover
It's just a drink that says that I am the one
But this is not my mug!

>> No.5489780

Hey, I
Like GIN!
Do, you?
Like GIN?
Haha, I keep shouting
GIN!
But no-one hears
Not since
I murdered my daughter
In an,
Alcohol soaked
Rage

>> No.5489782
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5489782

Gin?
Jin?

Who knows?
Who knows.

>> No.5489809

>>5489715
I would like another round of gin.
And I'll play that one song again.
Cause it really does suck.
When I go and upchuck.
Sometimes you can just never win.

>> No.5489847

>>5489782
lel

>> No.5489934

An eye
stares back
from the marble
patterned loch.

Till waves
distort
the eye and I
feel happy.

briefly.

>> No.5489945

>>5489715
When I was young I was told
You don't take shots of gin
You take shots of
Tequila
Whiskey
Vodka
Rum
You take
Kamikaze shots
Jaeger shots
Slippery nipples and
Lemon drops and
Redheaded sluts
All of which are shots
But gin is not a shot
You don't take shots of gin

Now that I'm older I realize
You drink what you have
And you drink it from what you have
And tonight I have Seagram's gin
And no mixers
And little shallow cups because the rest are
In the sink, in stagnant soapy water
Soaking, unwashed for days and
Not getting cleaner
So tonight I drink shots of gin
Even though these are not shot glasses
Even though gin is not a shot

>> No.5489974

Rollin' down the street smokin' indo
Sippin' on gin and juice
Laid back
with my mind on my money and my money on my mind

>> No.5489983

>>5489945
Why not just drink from the bottle?

>> No.5489990

>>5489945
kewl 10/10

>> No.5490105

Sin, sin.
Gin, gin.
Winsome vinculum
over my better half.

>> No.5490119

>>5489715
there once was a woman whose sin
was drinking profusely of gin
one day under its curse
she took a cosh from her purse
and beat her dear husband's head in

i thank you

>> No.5490151

My family tree hides alcoholic ways
I keep a full glass flask beside my chair
The gin goes down so fast it does not taste
From vice to ritual when I am stressed

>> No.5490191

a bottle of gin
(again
again)
i gulp it down for the win
morning comes
(with
wicked sun)
and gin returns
though mouth
and bum

>> No.5490334

Gin gimminy gin gimminy
gim gim Jeru
I drink a lot and I shitpost too!

Gin Gimminy Gin GImminy Gim gim galore
Drink a whole bunch, then drive to buy more!

Gin Gimminy Gin GImminy Gim Gim Galley
This was quite fun, Now I need to Pee

>> No.5490435

>>5489974
Now, that I got me some Seagram's gin
Everybody got they cups, but they ain't chipped in
Now this types of shit happens all the time
You got to get yours but fool I gotta get mine
Everything is fine when you listenin to the D-O-G
I got the cultivating music that be captivating he
Who listens to the words that I speak
As I take me a drink to the middle of the street
And get to mackin to this bitch named Sadie
>Sadie?
She used to be the homeboy's lady
>Oh, that bitch
Eighty degrees when I tell that bitch please
Raise up off these N-U-T's, cause you gets none of these
At ease, as I mob with the Dogg Pound, feel the breeze
BITCH

>> No.5490493

>>5489715
There once was some gin in a battle
I drank it till I was all toppled
I fell on my head and now I am dead
And gin I won't drink in the morrow

like that took 10 minutes

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5490668

>>5490435
>Eighty degrees when I tell that bitch please
>Raise up off these N-U-T's, cause you gets none of these
>At ease

dat flow

>> No.5490676

gin
where do I begin
when I have to about you
again

>> No.5490699

I FUCK THE GIN
I FUCK THE GIN
I FUCK THE GIN WITH MY SURF AND TURF

>> No.5490747

anagelesia in the bottom of the bottle
is what I've been told so it's full throttle
ass down but bottoms up sink that shit like playing battleships with a lisp
it;s 1, 2, 3, fuck numbers bitch chug the bottle swallow it all and wallow in your sorrow
it's the gin fucking mottow life and shit but misery hell strife and pain and there aint no help in love life girlls friends or wives
so roll the dice swallow the acetonic bleach segream bottom shelf filth through gritted tetth
and watch your misery memory and pain melt away into a blackout day=night and tomoorow it's to time to do it again
it's the life I chose, misery shit gin no mixer, no friends or bigger picture just me and the bottle swallow it all and drown in my sorrow

>> No.5490992

>>5489715
GIN
I
N

>> No.5491015
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5491015

>>5490992

>> No.5491023

swimming pool palate
pls add tonic, theme is unfinished

>> No.5491036

I bet most of you took longer than 10 minutes.

>> No.5492167

>>5489766

blitzed/10

>> No.5492194

this is bootstrap
this with it is
as a will and it a
serve with care walt
back up
let's take a dip

>> No.5492233

>>5489945
Oh that was a fun read m8
10/10

>> No.5492744

It's what I'm drinking,
I'm drinking gin,
And it got me thinking,
Put my head in a spin,
The chains of my brain are linking,
But I will win,
My mental boat is sinking,
And my heart is being put in the bin.

>> No.5492762

>>5489715
Gin tastes bad
I don't like it
much

>> No.5492771

I like to drink gin
I wouldn't put it in the bin
I drank some real fast
Ended up on my arse
So they put me in... the detox cell.

>> No.5492784

O Gin

I drank thee down, and how
Could you treat me this way?
Say- mr. Perfume corresponds
With witches - and run alongside you?

These maenad nights contain no end -O!
Won't you come back to play?

>> No.5492863

Drinking gin and tonic,
Sat alone in a corner.
Should a drink bring me closer
To the people at this party
And all the things they can now
Allow themselves to say aloud
Because they too are drinking
Something stronger than themselves?
For me everything translates
Into something more hazed –
Save the clear content of my glass.

>> No.5492865

>>5489715

Oh gin, never knew, good bye

>> No.5492910

>>5489715
give me gin
and some tonic maybe
i need to get drunk
cuz my baby left me

>> No.5492921

OP here, thanks for doing my homework for me.

Suckers!

>> No.5493235

>>5489715
Gin Gin
Gin da Bing
Da bing da Gin

Gin.

>> No.5493249

gin
people only read the first few posts
i wish i was drunk

>> No.5493293
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5493293

On the ladder of a firetruck
Speeding through the dense pinewoods
Feet firm on the metal
And the mouth opened wide
Such is gin, such is gin.

>> No.5493306

>>5489715
I'm feeling supersonic
Give me gin and tonic
You could have it all
But how much do you want it?

>> No.5493312

>>5493306
Are you elvis costello?

>> No.5493325

>>5493306
you remind me of the youtube video I send out to my friends every new january

>> No.5493327 [DELETED] 

>>5493306
>>5493325
forgot video:

http://youtu.be/kKO9h-gG4Qg
my new years video

>> No.5493365

>>5493306
>>5493325
forgot video:

http://youtu.be/MNyG-xu-7SQ
my new years video

>> No.5493402

Russian networking crooked irons, November was obviously shining in the window though, fog would be a reasonable image, no something between. Bent oils, melted honey, comfortable fog. Carnival glass would comfort me as at last, but I only feel empty.

>> No.5493408

Never drank it
Never tried it
But now I want to buy it

>> No.5493414

gin gin, ginny
gin gin, gin
gin gin
ginny gin

>> No.5493448

You don't drink gin cause you like it
Pine flavor deep in the throat
Light burning

You don't drink gin cause it looks good
No mahogany scent or amber color here
Just clear

You drink gin cause you have it
And nothing else

>> No.5493458

Twas yonder on the fairest sea
A maiden comely as can be
came and wandered up to me
and told me that she had to pee
(though I'm not sure why she told me)

her face was strained, she held it in,
her body swelled, she was not thin,
I wished I had a drawing pin,
to pop her, drain her, drink her in
(she stank to heaven of cheap gin).

at last she couldn't stand no more
she piddled on the varnished floor
and showed us what she had in store,
steaming madly, pissed some more
and was promptly taken by the law,
so ends the tale of the gin pissing whore.

>> No.5493461

>>5493458
Wot

>> No.5493464

>>5489715
Gin, Oh how I adore thee.
Belly heat that makes me see
The one true love of whom
I would meet
There she is! There she is!
See her stare.
Oh how my heart beats.
I now see the swirls.
Oh this won't last.
*Pukes*

>> No.5493465

Lime and tonic ease its way
Helps him to forget the day.
Glass in hand, eyes ahead
His voice unheard, words unread

Absorb, react, it takes effect.
The smell of perfume on her neck
A memory fond with love and kin
Long since drowned in stinking gin.

>> No.5493477

all cards fit in melds
twenty-five plus his deadwood
say gin and smile

>> No.5493483

GIN IN THREE ACTS FLYING OVER CHINA AND CONVERGING WITH THE BATTLE OF WATERLOO

christmas baubles smach
keraaaack
me wanda ave a go!
ya boo, me rasta ave a go.
ye xmas wre
n
ee ate ur bird

>> No.5493516

>>5493465

The Regular

Lime and tonic hide the smell, as
the gin is easing down, quelling
thoughts of it and thoughts of, thoughts of
something something once fought for, worth
the fight. Lip-stick returns, a neck
curves, a - a - a - He tilts his drink.
One more two more he won't have to think,
how to begin another week.

>> No.5493579

>>5493458
anon, youre quite good, you know!
9/10 best in thread

>> No.5493583

>>5493465
how do you... I dont even... 9/10

>> No.5493598

>>5493464
those "oh" perspect transitions. not bad.

>> No.5493610

Gin, Gin, where to begin
My vomit comes out as you go in

>> No.5493625

>>5489715
gin,
why you have to be so rude

dont u know im thirsty duude?

there is an empty glass like my heart,
without you to warm it up.

May you be by my side when im wishing to die,
so I may i see for a final time, how it means to be alive

>> No.5493628

whose booze jews blues
stop it tonic want it got it
tim's kin's gin wins

>> No.5493640

>>5493625
kek. you high?

>> No.5494161

>>5489715
great Gordon's gin I get
and pour the poison in my pooper
literally the liter and the little bottle
very aqua vitae am kill