Meet Up

[Anonymous No.5443233]

>/lit/ meet up thread

[Anonymous No.5443241]

Busy reading that day

[Anonymous No.5443242]

any qtpies in Toronto wna see some plays/drop acid

[Anonymous No.5443253]

Greater Boston Area /lit/izen reporting. Where my anons at?

>>5443241
I'm onto you

[Anonymous No.5443264]

>>5443253
>I'm onto you
All the librarians say that, they never are though

[Anonymous No.5443265]

NORCAL. LET'S DO SUM READIN', BRAH

[Anonymous No.5443268]

>>5443242
Did you see Titus Andronicus and As You Like It in High Park?

>tfw not qtpi
>tfw no qtpi bf

[Anonymous No.5443280]

Thuringia, Germany anyone?

Please respond

[Anonymous No.5443284]

I don't want to be friends with any of you

[Anonymous No.5443287]

>>5443284
shut up butt slut
post your area code and I will learn you a book good

[Anonymous No.5443291]

Michigan state university

[Anonymous No.5443294]

temple u

[Anonymous No.5443296]

>>5443233
I remember from a thread some days ago that there were a couple anons living in my area/state. Virginia anyone?

[Anonymous No.5443304]

>>5443268

no, last play I saw was the tempest in withrow Park about a month ago where they cut out caliban's monologue

>tfw no qtpi gf to do lit activities like go to museums and the orchestra with

[Anonymous No.5443306]

>>5443280
>nonamericans admitting they don't live in america
I almost feel sorry for you.

Dominance gets my blood going

[Anonymous No.5443310]

>>5443233
You can find me on /lit/ most days.

[Anonymous No.5443322]

>>5443310
and where can i find you most nights? ~<3

[Anonymous No.5443330]

>>5443310
Don't fuck it up, I think this qt >>5443322 likes you, but idk.

[Anonymous No.5443336]

>>5443280
Jena?

[Anonymous No.5443340]

University of Alabama. Any other /lit/erati here or nearby?

[Anonymous No.5443346]

http://www.strawpoll.me/2583191

[Anonymous No.5443349]

>>5443280
>>5443336
>Buchenwald patrician
...I don't want to meet 4chin people irl

[Anonymous No.5443352]

>>5443349
Me too.

[Anonymous No.5443354]

>>5443349
you don't have to fucking raise them, just touch dicks and leave. jesus christ, people.

[Anonymous No.5443357]

>>5443349
I don't want to meet people irl.

[Anonymous No.5443364]

>>5443304
Never heard of Withrow. Hopefully I'll remember it for next year.
I'm planning on seeing Soulpepper's Tartuffe as soon as I read the play. See if László Marton is worth the hype.

Is it the TSO you want to see?

[Anonymous No.5443368]

>>5443354
>ofw my group of friends call hanging out touching dicks
pls be my fren

[Anonymous No.5443369]

sorry but reading leaves me no time.

[Anonymous No.5443371]

please be in Melbourne

[Anonymous No.5443374]

>>5443371
I wish I could be there.

[Anonymous No.5443411]

UT @ Austin

[Anonymous No.5443422]

>>5443336

Erfurt here. FSU?

[Anonymous No.5443426]

>>5443280
I'm studying at Leipzig university for a year abroad!
Just bought some Hölderlin and Nietzsche today.

[Anonymous No.5443428]

>>5443422
Nope.

[Anonymous No.5443430]

Brighton?

;_;

[Anonymous No.5443431]

Victoria, BC here. Who wants to go to Russell Books with me?

[Anonymous No.5443434]

>>5443371
hi doge :3

[Anonymous No.5443436]

>>5443291
>tfw U of M

A-at least there's some of us Michiganders here

[Anonymous No.5443528]

>>5443428
Femanon? If so, would meet

[Anonymous No.5443533]

>>5443528
Married femanon.

[Anonymous No.5443541]

Kansas here. Probably the only one :( We should make a map like /r9k/ has.

[Anonymous No.5443546]

>>5443528
SHUT DOWN

[Anonymous No.5443548]

>>5443528
Haha oh wow, really?
>>5443533
HA

[Anonymous No.5443553]

Calgary reporting in. Any cute guys here?

[Anonymous No.5443560]

New Jersey? Specifically Brookdale CC (only taking 2 classes in the meantime while working and doing music and writing)

please. Im so lonely, all I have are my books.

[Anonymous No.5443563]

>>5443296
If by Virginia you mean the mythological land where the virgin autismal teenagers live, lots of them

[Anonymous No.5443572]

who wants drugs and rocknroll in #ClEvEland oh(p)io~~~

[Anonymous No.5443573]

London here. I don't want to meet any of you.

[Anonymous No.5443575]

Chicago.

[Anonymous No.5443580]

>>5443371
i-i am anon :3

[Anonymous No.5443585]

>>5443533
>tfw not a woman with a loving bf/husband
I envy you

[Anonymous No.5443587]

>>5443573
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

[Anonymous No.5443588]

>>5443585
Are you saying that you want to be on the receiving end of a long and slow dicking anon?

That can be arranged.

[Anonymous No.5443592]

>>5443533
Not for long
slut

>>5443541
/fit/ has a map for gym-anons. I'd rather we base it off that than on a map by and for a bunch of bitter autists. Even if if it's irrelevant. Pointing out libraries, book stores, whatever in place of a gym.

[Anonymous No.5443599]

>>5443588
>Are you saying that you want to be on the receiving end of a long and slow dicking anon?
Only if I was a woman.

[Anonymous No.5443600]

>>5443296
276
y-you?

[Anonymous No.5443602]

>>5443233
Los Angeles anon here. I saw somebody post a pic of my favorite bookshop (the Iliad in North Hollywood) here once.

I don't actually want to meet up with anyone but if I see another twentysomething browsing the Pynchon selection there I will give you a knowing look.

[Anonymous No.5443603]

>>5443599
>Only if I was a woman.

That can be arranged.

[Anonymous No.5443606]

>>5443585
There is nothing to envy, my life is quite sad. It's wonderful to have a loving husband, but love doesn's solve all problems.

[Anonymous No.5443611]

>>5443296
>>5443600
virginia anons.
757 here.

[Anonymous No.5443612]

>>5443606
y u fat?

[Anonymous No.5443615]

>>5443573

How much you paying in rent, son?

[Anonymous No.5443618]

>>5443612
No, I'm /fit/. It doesn't help either.

[Anonymous No.5443630]

Western/Central Massachusetts
Putting the 'ass' in Mass
Amherst area, anyone?

[Anonymous No.5443636]

L.A anon here. Will meet anybody for a beer and a chat, or to critique writing. Also, I know all the good poetry open mics. Reply to this with an email.

>>5443602
Go downtown and check out the last bookstore if you haven't. Lots of cheap everything old. Interesting art stores up stairs. Take a date and go to the grand central market after.

[Anonymous No.5443646]

>>5443349
>living in a place famous for its concentration camp

[Anonymous No.5443648]

>>5443611
703 represent

[Anonymous No.5443650]

>>5443630
Metro-Boston Area /lit/erati here. Are you in college breh?

[Anonymous No.5443658]

>>5443573
UCL IS A SHIT HOLE FUCK I REGRET COMING HERE
>tfw miss home counties
>tfw miss my beautiful buckinghamshire village

[Anonymous No.5443664]

>>5443650
Yup, I'm at UMass studying philosophy and history.
Hbu?

[Anonymous No.5443666]

NY

Let's get coffee and go fishing

[Anonymous No.5443693]

>>5443364

ya I wna see the tso pretty bad, I've heard pretty good things

your theatre game seems way better than mine I just really enjoyed fringe

d-d-do you wna chill some time anon

[Anonymous No.5443694]

>>5443664
I'm commuting to Bunker Hill to save money for the 8 years of college that I need. Majoring in Math, minoring in Psych and Philosophy.

What year are you in brah?

[Anonymous No.5443696]

>>5443233

This is a terrible idea.

[Anonymous No.5443699]

>>5443666
I'm on Long Island. Maybe go fishing off Montauk? I remember going there with my grandfather and we caught these huge sea-bass and since they were kosher my grandmother cooked em on the grill yummm.

[London No.5443701]

>>5443587
>>5443573
>>5443615
>>5443658

Where are you all living, and what literary stuff are you involved in/aware of?

>Stepney
>One bedroom flat shared with gf for £1300/month
>In book club, not been in London long enough to find /lit/activities

[Anonymous No.5443717]

Anyone in Scotland?

[Anonymous No.5443718]

>>5443699
I'm at Stony Brook. What's Montauk like? It's a 6 hour train ride from here so I haven't bothered going yet.

[Anonymous No.5443720]

>>5443694
Junior. Hbu?

[Anonymous No.5443729]

>>5443701
>£260 a week for a room in UCL's halls (off campus)
>room the size of a cupboard
>bathroom shared with 15 other people
>no sink
>only a bed and a desk
>live next to rubbish bins
>live next to pub with drunk cockney chavs
fuck this hell

[Anonymous No.5443730]

>>5443573
London here too. Is there a qt that wants to go out for the day?

[Anonymous No.5443734]

>>5443720
Freshmen, though I skipped a year between highschool and College to wallow in hedonism and reflect on myself and my future. I regret nothing

[Anonymous No.5443738]

uvic

[Anonymous No.5443740]

>>5443636
Thanks anon! Good advice. I'll take the gf.

[Anonymous No.5443741]

>>5443734
Fine choice, although I merged college and hedonism.

[Anonymous No.5443742]

>>5443553
In the northwest ;))

[Anonymous No.5443746]

>>5443717
Where are you located?

[London No.5443747]

>>5443729
I hated halls too.

Luckily, you are in London, so you can at least be sure of seeking out something different. Although £260 a week from your university is fucking criminal.

[Anonymous No.5443748]

anyone else /osu/ here

or columbus in general

[Anonymous No.5443749]

>>5443738
See: >>5443431

[Anonymous No.5443755]

>>5443746
Glasgow. Where are you?

[Anonymous No.5443756]

>>5443411
What program are you in, anon?

[Anonymous No.5443760]

>>5443575
I also live here. Wanna touch each other?

[Anonymous No.5443765]

>>5443741
>I merged college and hedonism
If you're not commuting then that makes sense. How close are you to Boston?

[Anonymous No.5443767]

>>5443755
In Edinburgh. M/F?

[Anonymous No.5443771]

>>5443767
Pretty sure we're both males.

[Anonymous No.5443772]

Any other Texas c/lit/'s? Maybe near Dallas?

[Anonymous No.5443773]

>>5443765
Two or three hours I think. I've never made the direct trip.

[Anonymous No.5443782]

>>5443771
It's apparent that you too self-assured then, as we are not both male.

[Anonymous No.5443784]

>>5443760

No, but we can go out, have a brew, talk nonsense politics and literature. If all goes, then we continue to venture on the lash womanizing and causing mayhem.

[Anonymous No.5443787]

>>5443782
O-Oh, coffee?

[Anonymous No.5443788]

>>5443782
you are too* it has been a long weekend, excuse me.

[Anonymous No.5443797]

>>5443648
>>5443611
>>5443600

I'm >>5443296, area code is 703/571, NoVa represent lol.

[Anonymous No.5443798]

>>5443787
That would be pleasant. Please don't try to kiss me before I even know you properly, people in this area are sometimes crazy.

[Anonymous No.5443804]

>>5443798
You're vegan, right? Because I only date vegans.

[Anonymous No.5443805]

>>5443798
I don't kiss during anyway.

[Anonymous No.5443807]

>>5443784
Is it okay if I'm a virgin? Will you still have me?

[Anonymous No.5443809]

>>5443787
>>5443798

[Anonymous No.5443812]

>>5443773
[e-mail]
Send me an email and I'll send you my number. I'll be pretty backed up for a while so you could send me a text whenever you're in the area. We'll shoot the shit somewhere for shits and gigs.

[Anonymous No.5443815]

mayaguez, puerto rico

[Anonymous No.5443826]

>>5443807

As long as you're not autistic as hell. I think we will be all right.

[Anonymous No.5443829]

this is gonna end up like what i do on grindr
i get people to rent a hotel room for us then don't show up

[Anonymous No.5443834]

>>5443829
Except this thread wasn't meant to be "hook-ups."

Meeting people with similar interests on a literature board isn't supposed to be about meeting people to fuck. That's what /soc/ is for.

[Anonymous No.5443837]

I don't think I want to meet anyone on here, you've probably seen me standing around awkwardly at shows not talking to anybody.

[Anonymous No.5443838]

I made a meet-up thread on /jp/ last night and people told me to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.5443839]

>>5443834
My next /lit/ meet up thread will be a /lit/erature-themed sex hook up thread. Thanks for the idea

[Anonymous No.5443840]

>>5443798
I'll be in Starbucks on Byres road tomorrow morning/afternoon if you want to know if I'm crazy or not.

[Anonymous No.5443842]

>>5443838
your only chance is to go to a comiket to meet with those wizards

[Anonymous No.5443855]

>>5443842
I just wanted some Internet friends to talk about literature, anime, touhou, tea, visual novels, public transportation, mountains, fyords, music, video games, cooking, and fashion with.

[Anonymous No.5443858]

Would any Londoners actually be interested in meeting up one weekend, or after work?

I'm up for anywhere for a cheap drink...

[Anonymous No.5443860]

>>5443839
Put it on /soc/ then. The board was literally made for hook-ups.

[Anonymous No.5443864]

>>5443855
I can talk about two of those things, if you want.

What tea do you drink? Do you like Japanese literature?

[Anonymous No.5443870]

>>5443860
I fucking hate /soc/'s autism, so no. Besides, wouldn't you rather cum in/be cummed in by a well-read /lit/izen?

[Anonymous No.5443875]

Edinburgh girl disappears and I only wanted a coffee and to chat.

I was going to fill my cup with whisky anyway.

[Anonymous No.5443878]

>>5443858
I would be interested, where are you located and what is your age and sex? No matter the answer, I am always up for a pint.

[Anonymous No.5443882]

Tucson, Arizona. It's the most /lit/ approved town, as it is a location found in both Blood Meridian and Infinite Jest.

[Anonymous No.5443883]

>>5443870
Are you not thinking of /r9k/? /soc/ isn't the autist board, it's the board for people to have and post pictures of sex.

This thread would have been meant to be made over there; you just specify what board it's for in the subject.

And no, I'm likely more well-read than anyone who would join this. I'd rather fuck an undergrad.

[Anonymous No.5443885]

>>5443826
Do you live in Chicago proper or around one of the suburbs? Also, please shave your beard before we meet. Beards are too intimidating. Unless you are also fat and have a loud voice, then your beard would compliment your character in a way I can accept.

[Anonymous No.5443888]

>>5443864
I have a bunch of different types of tea in my tea cupboard right now: English breakfast blend, Scottish breakfast blend, Rembeng, stinging nettle, chamomile, hojicha, genmaicha, and some matcha powder that I add to warm soy milk to make a latte of sorts. What do you like to drink?

The only Japanese authored books I've read are No Longer Human, Norwegian Wood, and The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle. How about you?

[Anonymous No.5443890]

>>5443858
I don't drink, sorry.

[Anonymous No.5443892]

>>5443815
>Mayaguez, PR

Jesus, man, I'm sorry.

I was just in Añasco last month.

[Anonymous No.5443897]

>>5443883
>goes on /soc/
Opinion discarded

[Anonymous No.5443904]

>>5443878
>>5443890
I'm a 23 year old man.

If people were interested, the Poetry Society do an open mic night on Tuesdays at Betterton Street which I've always fancied going to. They sell beer and wine, but it wouldn't be a "drinking" event.

Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.5443913]

>>5443888
Huang Zhi Xiang, Mi Lan Xiang, Gui Fei, Zhen Qu, Bailin Gongfu. I like hojicha a lot too, it's my late night tea.

Genuinely too many to list, several hundred. What kind of lit do you like then? I was hoping another /jp/er would enjoy Japanese lit.

[Anonymous No.5443918]

>>5443913
show off.

[o No.5443919]

>>5443913

I was reading this and thinking 'fuck off they're not japanese names'

[Anonymous No.5443925]

>>5443913
japs can't write for shit and translations only make it worse

[Anonymous No.5443927]

>>5443919
They're Chinese teas. Hojicha is Japanese though.

Why would you avoid drinking tea from the land it originated in?

[Anonymous No.5443934]

>>5443925
A lot of /jp/ can speak and read in Japanese.

[Anonymous No.5443940]

>>5443885

NW Suburbs. You?

[Anonymous No.5443941]

>>5443904
>Betterton Street
I know it well. Turned 19 a few weeks ago and bought my 1st piece of literature. One of my favourite reading spots is close to it.


I am available next Tuesday so will most likely attend.

[Anonymous No.5443944]

>>5443693
Seeing the TSO would be pretty cool. Their tix are pretty pricey for me.

Nah, I just saw it reviewed pretty well on the Post and Globe. Never been to Fringe.

Sure why not. Are you a UofT student?

[Anonymous No.5443946]

Any other Scottish people?

I need a drink after being rejected. ;___________;

[o No.5443948]

>>5443927

I know I was just thinking those are not japanese authors, because of your other post

[Anonymous No.5443953]

865
Knoxville, Tennessee

[Anonymous No.5443958]

>>5443913
Oh, nice. I really haven't begun to explore Chinese tea yet. I've had Liu An Gua Pian before, though, and it was really tasty, especially served cold. I'm excited to start drinking my green tea warm again.

I'm actually fairly new to both browsing /lit/ and just plain reading literature. I could upload my booklist.txt file if you'd like to see it?

[Anonymous No.5443959]

>>5443946
I was rejected too.

[Anonymous No.5443960]

>>5443959
Would you like to meet up and have a whisky?

[Anonymous No.5443961]

Anyone in Wisconsin

[Anonymous No.5443964]

>>5443940
I take 94 instead of 90.

[Anonymous No.5443983]

>>5443958
A lot of the ones I mentioned are wonderful cold too, especially the Phoenix Mountain Dancongs. I've never had a Gua Pian, but it looks pretty good. Smoothness and few vegetal notes sounds like my kind of green.

It's okay, I was just hoping for a jap lit friend. You should be able to find lots of others who'll talk about the regular introductory /lit/ fare.

[Anonymous No.5443986]

FUCK YOU EDINBURGH GIRL

[Anonymous No.5443988]

>>5443961
How south are you?

[Anonymous No.5443990]

>>5443941
Nice. I'm going off now, but I'll be back for more organising tomorrow.

>One of my favourite reading spots is close to it.
Oh?

[Anonymous No.5443992]

>>5443944

nah, I just graduated from mcgill

send me your number at [e-mail] ?

[Anonymous No.5443996]

>>5443964

All right. That's cool.

You want to trade contact info? As long as you're not crazy, I think we will be good. Oh. Also, don't have a beard and am not fat. So .. yeah.

[Anonymous No.5443998]

>>5443988
Not very South, sort of near Eau claire.

[Anonymous No.5444006]

Rhode Island illiterate here.

[Anonymous No.5444007]

>>5443996
I am going to stalk you so hard....

[Anonymous No.5444010]

>>5443996
I can't wait to shove a severed hand in you distended asshole while you orgasm.

[Anonymous No.5444029]

>>5443996
I am going to find you, and then serenade you with my cockass. Mouth to mouth, all night. Hairy armpits filled with the after mark of an lonely days birth.

I will candle wax, all over, cannot-will not, begotten into this holy trinity of sadism. You know how I feel, Chicago, we are going to be just find. My new friend, just fine.

[Anonymous No.5444034]

>>5443233
montreal represent

anyone?

[Anonymous No.5444035]

>>5443296
757 here
>>5443611
what's gooodd?

[Anonymous No.5444046]

>>5444029
>>5444010
>>5444007

I expected nothing less from /lit/

[Anonymous No.5444049]

>>5444029

[Anonymous No.5444050]

Newcastle anyone?

Fairly sure I've spoke to a couple of Newcastle anons here before.

[Anonymous No.5444057]

>>5443996
So, you wanna schedule a mandate? I have to head downtown this weekend anyway.

[Anonymous No.5444059]

>>5443996
YOU SHIT IN YOUR HOW YOU SHIT IN YOUR HOW??

got ready acres waiting staked out. My weapon will make your offspring retarded. Will you shake this incantation? Maybe if you stick your finger in your ass. You better for your downie baby shitting and rejected by his class cause the retard is a burden and a burden walks fast while gay tiny people inhabit their organs (CRANIAL EX) C A V I T Y

[Anonymous No.5444067]

>>5444057
Yeah sure, just post where and when you want to meet.

[Anonymous No.5444072]

>>5444067
and I will be right there.

[Anonymous No.5444074]

Odense DK

[Anonymous No.5444078]

>>5443304
540 if anyone wants to meet up

[Anonymous No.5444079]

>>5444072
waiting.

[Anonymous No.5444088]

>>5444057

Yeah, that's fine. I have a throwaway email, [e-mail]

>>5444067

You can join if you want, random dude.

[Anonymous No.5444095]

>>5444088
I have not left my parents house in three months, is it ok if I have bad anxiety?

[Anonymous No.5444098]

>>5444088
DUBS CONFIRM YOUR ASS IS GONNA GET RAPED

[Anonymous No.5444103]

>>5444095
I'll meet with you instead. The other guy seems too normal, it's intimidating.

[Anonymous No.5444109]

>>5444098
>>5444088
RAW RAPE RAW RAPE MAKE HIM GAPE MAKE HIM GAPE

your parents are gonna die.

[Anonymous No.5444116]

>>5444103
>MFW REVERSE AUTISM IS A THING

[Anonymous No.5444118]

>>5443233
Someone from mexico? i want to drink tequila and talk about joyce.

[Anonymous No.5444122]

did you know that other must dig with spoons to do what you do now without a spoon?


one day you will too.

Enjoy it while you can, tightass

[Anonymous No.5444127]

>>5444103
Ok, do you have a hushmail or should I make one. I am also female, I spent two years of my life indoors because I was too afraid to leave, so I am very pale... but nobody else seems to notice.

[Anonymous No.5444128]

>>5444050
Newcastle where?

[Anonymous No.5444131]

>>5444128
England.

[Anonymous No.5444132]

>>5444127
You sound absolutely adorable

[Anonymous No.5444133]

>>5444122
I am not a fork, if I were, I would be moving in side.

So one day I would also like too.

I hope that you can fully understand, gaping anus.

[Anonymous No.5444136]

>>5444127

oh god anons PLS update about the three of you meeting

[Anonymous No.5444137]

>>5444116

Rofl. Have no idea what happened in this thread. I am hoping crazy emails when I get back. Going to post em here.

[Anonymous No.5444148]

>>5443998
>>5443961
madison here

[Anonymous No.5444151]

>>5444132
I agree.

I don't know what you look like, but I know you're a girl, I assume you're attractive, and I have a general grasp of your likely personality. I'm picturing holding your head down while I squeeze my fat cock into your quivering pussy. I tighten the rope held firmly in your mouth to add all possible force into each of my consecutive, primal thrusts. The more you struggle, the more I have to slam your weaker fucking body down, the more pathetic your muffled screams get.. the more thick fucking blood rushes into my fat cock as I expand your reluctant pussy. Knowing that part of your screams are from the self-conscious horror that the intensity of our union is making you have the most mind-tearing orgasm of your life I rush straight into releasing deep, deep into your vaginal canals. Your harrowing screams slowly shift into muffled sobbing. Only then, amid the silence of our mutual realization that something must come next, you begin to whisper. While tightening your vaginal muscles around my still throbbing cock, and as if in spite of your entire being, you murmur.. /spoiler]"I love you".And then I slit your throat.

[Anonymous No.5444156]

>>5444131
oh ;-;

[Anonymous No.5444162]

Chicagoans, I'll be downtown on Friday, pretty much all day. In the evening I'm going to go to the concert at millenium park.

If you're a cool person you aren't allowed to come.

[Anonymous No.5444165]

Minnesota hit me up faggots

[Anonymous No.5444168]

>>5444156
Sorry, are you in Newcastle, Australia?

[Anonymous No.5444173]

>>5444050
Its late though. I'll make an exception and meet you by the A69 where Raoul Moat went on a bender okay? I live about ten minutes from there.

[Anonymous No.5444178]

>>5444151
HA! I'M A FUCKING BOY YOU FQGGOT!

How does it feel to rub yourselfto an actual human male? You gay little shit stain? I bet you stain everything you sit on you faggot? I bet you are fat? You thought you were funny but you are not you are dumb and gay?

Ha I'm a GIRL YOU FAGGOT?
You fucking dike shit hoe?
Getting the best of your man like momma taught you to cause your too dumb and too gay and too turned on by cocks to contain your cum when you take shits cause your gay and also you thing gay things because you're dumb?

[Anonymous No.5444190]

>>5443606
>but love doesn's solve all problems.
I don't care I just want to be a woman.

[Anonymous No.5444195]

>>5444178
I never get a specimen who resists this much.I NEVER GET A SPECIMEN WHO RESISTS THIS MUCHWE'RE ON 4CHAN YOU UNSUSPECTING RETARD I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHERE MY DICK GOES SO LONG AS THEY RESISTSOH MY GOD MY DICK IS GOING CRAZY

[Anonymous No.5444197]

>>5444173
I'm afraid I'm out of the city until Saturday.

What was it like living knowing he was going mental very near by to where you lived?

[Anonymous No.5444205]

>>5444127
Hey, if you want to grab some coffee and maybe see a concert on Friday throw me an email.

[e-mail]

[Anonymous No.5444206]

>>5443756
W-why?

[Anonymous No.5444210]

>>5444205
Okay!

>>5444151
Oh my...

[Anonymous No.5444216]

>>5444206
>W-why?
>using that retarded stutter. in text online

fuck you you dumb ass. grow up.

Fucking dropped like shit cause they are shit. Avoid this retard people

[Anonymous No.5444217]

>>5443772
>looking to get your dick wet on /lit/
lol

[Anonymous No.5444221]

>>5444197
I was in a house next to the roundabout where the cop got shot. H&K's everywhere, ran home, locked the door, ate pasta.

[Anonymous No.5444228]

>>5444205
>>5444210
You two have fun then. I'm glad I could set you up. Hope you have a nice life together.

[Anonymous No.5444231]

>>5444127
>people will fall for this

[Anonymous No.5444232]

>>5444210
I do not mean to be rude, but any chance I could get any proof you are not some obese neck beard who is going to just troll me?

[Anonymous No.5444239]

>>5443961
WHADDUP

[Anonymous No.5444240]

>>5443756
I'm kind of embarrassed to say.

[Anonymous No.5444241]

>>5444217
I don't even have a dick. I was looking for friends.

[Anonymous No.5444242]

>>5444240
Just say it faggot

[Anonymous No.5444245]

>>5444216
nerd

[Anonymous No.5444247]

>>5444232
I sent proof to email. Not obese, I actually had the opposite problem a long time ago. I weigh 130 now.

(I am torn if I should of wrote this but oh well)

[Anonymous No.5444248]

>>5444221
Wow that must have been a surreal/scary experience.

What kind of pasta?

[Anonymous No.5444249]

>>5444206
Because I may be going there, and I'm curious is our paths could cross.

>>5444240
I promise I won't mock you if it's ___ studies.

[Anonymous No.5444250]

>>5443618
This is a feel I know acutely.
We could be pen pals ;_;

Are there any writing groups in Chattanooga? I'm relatively new here.

[Anonymous No.5444251]

>>5444239
I GOT THIRTY POUNDS OF CHEESE AND TWO CASES OF SPOTTED COW. MOTHERFUCKER, YOU DOWN FOR A CHEESE DOWN????

[Anonymous No.5444256]

>>5444242
Are you going to UT?

[Anonymous No.5444259]

>>5443961
>>5443998
>>5444148
>>5444239

Milwaukee here, hello friends

[Anonymous No.5444260]

Is Blood Meridian better than The Road? I don't want to start a whole thread.

[Anonymous No.5444261]

>>5444247
That was not me, but thanks anyways. Will txt once I get some minutes on my phone in a few hours.

[Anonymous No.5444265]

>>5444260
yes by a good bit

[Anonymous No.5444267]

>>5444250
>pen pals
Fuck I should have made a /lit/ pen pal thread instead. What criteria of relation should be used to find a suitable pen pal? This should be a thing.

[Anonymous No.5444271]

>>5444251
Is that even a question?
Moon Man is the superior New Glarus, though

[Anonymous No.5444274]

>>5444259
>>5444239
YOU FUCKS LIVING IN SOUTH WI!!! UP HERE, IN THE NORTH, WE ROLLIN IN CHEESE. GET
ON
MY
LEVELLLLLLLLL

>>5444165
LOL FUCKING DUCKER LIVING IN DUCK COUNTRY. QUACK QUACK BITCH

[Anonymous No.5444277]

>>5444259
another milwaukeean here, what neighborhood u reppin

[Anonymous No.5444279]

>>5444248
>I assure you it was not stale.

What about you, who are you, where do you live at, how big is your dick/clit?

[Anonymous No.5444280]

>>5444267
Favorite books, favorite authors, favorite poets, favorite philosophers, favorite areas of literature, non-fiction topics you like to read about, whether you write and what you write, research interests, etc.

[Anonymous No.5444281]

>>5444267
I believe we had one before and it seemed relatively successful.

I would like to see another and participate.

[Anonymous No.5444287]

>>5444267
It might be easier to do it on a different site altogether. Something that would allow for posts to be separated by pen pals/critique friends/whatever.

I'm a bit older than other people here, I think, but I want it to be a thing.

[Anonymous No.5444288]

>>5444277
CHEEEEEEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.5444293]

>tfw no e/lit/ists in Austin

[Anonymous No.5444295]

>>5444279
I am a student, living in in a house near my uni, about 6 and a half inches.

Yourself?

[Anonymous No.5444298]

>>5443718
Well I live in Nassau but Montauk is the absolute best. Such a nice little coastal town. It is almost ironic that one has to drive through the hamptons to get there.

Fishing, surfing, seafood. Blue collar workers. Just a very real, nice, comfortable town. I would love to live there one day.

[Anonymous No.5444299]

>>5443573
pls be in london

[Anonymous No.5444301]

>>5444293
Read the thread.

[Anonymous No.5444310]

>>5444295
You are no match for my 7 inch cock.

Do you like it in the mouth?

[Anonymous No.5444315]

>>5443371
>>5443580

As am I. We could totally go to bookshops and go then get pissed at the Charles Dickens Tavern in Collins St.

It's kind of a shitty pub.

[Anonymous No.5444317]

>>5444280
>>5444287
These are brilliant ideas. I'll devise a suitable pen pal system and make another /lit/ thread in the coming week. Any other suggestions or potential requirements?

I won't shitpost so much next time.

[Anonymous No.5444320]

>>5444317
If I like to write smut about sexual encounters with mother nature can I still be a part of this?

[Anonymous No.5444323]

Charlottetown, PEI, Canada

anyone want to go on a date to the used book store downtown (you know the one) then go to a cafe and read our books? :3c

[Anonymous No.5444325]

>>5444320
yiff in hell furfag

[Anonymous No.5444327]

>>5444136

I'm not going to cockblock that anon.

Good luck you two.

[Anonymous No.5444328]

>>5444320
no

[Anonymous No.5444330]

>>>/soc/
>>>/soc/
>>>/soc/

[Anonymous No.5444331]

get as many of yourselves together as possible so I can show up and gun you all down at once

[Anonymous No.5444332]

>>5444317
What about a simple, shitty proboard? Something that doesn't require having any other type of social media profile?

[Anonymous No.5444333]

Houston

[Anonymous No.5444335]

>>5444331
>all that cancer on that gun

[Anonymous No.5444338]

>>5444325
>>5444328
Fuck you both. Who ever gets me is going to end up with a lengthy poem about a man fucking a pine tree.

Sticking sap.
Rash scrapped up arms, numb from rubbing the raw bark.

[Anonymous No.5444340]

>>5444333
Fuck you, every one of these threads there was never someone else from Houston, and now that I just left you show up.

[Anonymous No.5444344]

>>5444340

Don't worry, I wouldn't have actually met anyone

[Anonymous No.5444345]

>>5444310
I don't imagine so.

[Anonymous No.5444346]

Richmond, VA here. Mishima, Wilde, Balzac and Woolf are my favourite writers.

Faulkner and Murakami lovers need not apply.

[Anonymous No.5444349]

>>5444335

>suppressor and flashlight
>cancer

maybe this is more your speed

[Anonymous No.5444354]

>>5444265
thanks m8

[Anonymous No.5444357]

>>5444346
Check the thread, there's virginia people in here. Also are you in VCU?

[Anonymous No.5444363]

>>5444346

come to tysons and shop with me if you're not a broke bitch

[Anonymous No.5444367]

>>5444349
>taticool shit
>cancer
>posts revolver
lmao

[Anonymous No.5444368]

>>5444345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN4FAdGw1fk

We want different things anon...

>All I want is a cute book girl to go visit the library with.

[Anonymous No.5444373]

Anybody here in Sacramento/NorCal?

[Anonymous No.5444374]

>>5444367

>tacticool

I don't think you know what that word means m8, lurk more

[Anonymous No.5444377]

>>5444357

Nope, dropped out of community college after a semester and became a claims adjuster.

>>5444363
I don't eat chicken, cis scum.

[Anonymous No.5444383]

>>5444078

where's 540? and what are your stats

[Anonymous No.5444385]

>>5444377

are you fucking dense?

you live in Richmond and you've never heard of Tysons Corner?

[Anonymous No.5444394]

>>5444385

It was a joke.

But I don't really get out much. I only just moved to Richmond from Amelia.

[Anonymous No.5444400]

>>5444335
>>5444349
>>5444367
>>5444374
>my penis extension is better than yours
So which one of you is going to have the grandson who massacres their school down the road?

[Anonymous No.5444403]

>>5444394

do you have money

[Anonymous No.5444408]

>>5443740

It's best if you go on the night of the art walk, as all the artists are out and you can also wander around the pretentious modern galleries.

Also highly recommend G&B coffee and Eggslut in the market. Or you could play cheap food roulette at the China Cafe. (About 50% of the food is awful, 50% satisfying. Don't get the soups.) There's a nice dive with a Spanish name around the corner. Or Bar 107 nearby, which is my friends' go-to. It's a bar with a giant horse statue inside of it that the owner found in the desert.

[Anonymous No.5444409]

>>5444403

>claims adjuster
I have so much fucking money.

[Anonymous No.5444412]

>>5444400

>implying I'm not going to shoot up the school myself

[Anonymous No.5444414]

>>5444412

reported ;)

[Anonymous No.5444416]

>>5444338
It's not randomly assigned.

You pick out people you want to talk to based on their tastes.

This isn't a blind date.

[Anonymous No.5444417]

>>5444409

http://www.tysonscornercenter.com/

http://www.tysonsgalleria.com/

take a day trip to Tysons and spend it up then

they have a bookstore too if you're into that sort of shit

[Anonymous No.5444423]

>>5444414

>implying I'm not shitting in your chimney as we speak

[Anonymous No.5444426]

>>5443233
>ctrl +f
>Maine
>0 results found
Goddamnit why dont you people want to hang out with me. I saw a few of you live in Boston but that city is a steaming shit hole and I don't want to go back.

[Anonymous No.5444433]

>>5444417

Huh, that actually seems pretty cool. Sounds like a good place for a Saturday excursion. Thanks for the tip, anon!

[Anonymous No.5444438]

>>5444416
I am going to pretend to be into Kant.

[Anonymous No.5444445]

>>5444417
You in NoVa?

[Anonymous No.5444446]

>>5444438
Good luck, but I bet your list for poetry will give you away.

[Anonymous No.5444467]

>>5444445

all day erryday

[Anonymous No.5444468]

>>5443742
>>5443742

Ayyy bby wan sum full?


email?

[AnelCrest !m9jxTLhLcw No.5444479]

>>5443233
>Meeting /lit/fags
Are you really this desperate?

[Anonymous No.5444488]

>>5443742

wan sum fuk?

email?

what do you read?

[Anonymous No.5444502]

>>5443233

Anyone in missouri? I only know one other person that reads anything of substance and I've caught her reading pulp a few times recently.

[Anonymous No.5444504]

>>5444467
Where at? I 'm at the border between Fairfax and Chantilly

[Anonymous No.5444513]

>>5444504

restonfag

[Anonymous No.5444514]

>>5444479


>hating yourself this much

I'd love to meet someone from 4chan irl. I've only ever met 1 other 4chan fag and he was cute but he was a bit of a cunt and I didn't see him mug after high-school.

I think it'd only be horrible if it was a /b/tard or something.

[Anonymous No.5444522]

>>5444502
>implying reading pulp can't be a useful way to relax

Easier to fall asleep by reading shit books. Also I don't take nice books into the shitter mate.

[Anonymous No.5444538]

anyone in north-west england?

[Anonymous No.5444539]

>>5444513
Reston Town Center be the place when I don't feel like driving to Tysons.

[Anonymous No.5444551]

>>5443560
Sucks you're a bit too far south. How do you like it there?

I'm in Bergen county.`

[Anonymous No.5444560]

>>5444539

It's alright. I go to the gym in Reston, but just about everything else I do in Tysons

[Anonymous No.5444577]

Anyone else in Happy Valley? This place is so lonely.

[Anonymous No.5444582]

>>5444074
I work at OUH

[Anonymous No.5444597]

>>5444560
You in school? Age?

[Anonymous No.5444605]

correct me if I'm wrong but everyone in /lit/ is a virgin right

[Anonymous No.5444621]

>>5444605
we won't be for very much longer

[Anonymous No.5444626]

>>5444605

I had sex with one person.

[Anonymous No.5444628]

>>5444605
B-by choice though

[Anonymous No.5444636]

>>5444605

I had my dick sucked by a pinky guy once...

But I was nervous and couldn't cum.

Also it seems like this board has a disproporrional amount of girls, and they're all sluts.

[Anonymous No.5444640]

>>5444605
believe whatever makes you feel better

[Anonymous No.5444641]

>>5444597

no school for me. 12 years was more than enough.

I'm 23 this year

[Anonymous No.5444650]

>>5443233
>indoors
I don't like the smell of cigarettes, old books, and whisky in one scent.

[Anonymous No.5444651]

>>5444636


Punitive. Fucking autocorrecr.

[Anonymous No.5444659]

>>5444293
Right here pal.

Texas right?

[Anonymous No.5444677]

>>5444651
>Autocorrect
>Not spelling everything correctly without the assistance of a computer.

[Anonymous No.5444678]

>>5444641
19 here, what do you do then?

[Anonymous No.5444690]

>>5444678

investment stuff. and write on the side.

[Anonymous No.5444691]

>>5444678
Live with my parents and spend most days on 4chan/reddit. I am writing a novel about a utopian future. Where every person has a pair of glasses that allows them to play virtual reality games on the go.

[Anonymous No.5444696]

>>5444659
Are you at UT?

[Anonymous No.5444702]

>>5443357
You mean like at all? Ever?

[Anonymous No.5444710]

>>5444690
>>5444691
lul

[Anonymous No.5444714]

>>5443533
That's not a problem.

[Anonymous No.5444728]

>>5444696
Yup. You?

[Anonymous No.5444730]

>>5443533

>married

we can take care of that, don't worry

[Anonymous No.5444733]

>>5444730
are you a lawyer?

[Anonymous No.5444745]

>>5443696
what cha wearin?

[noko No.5444750]

>>5443602
>>5443636
oh look, other LA anons.

i never meet up but it is nice to know there are some around. not much of a /lit/erate anyhow, so you'd probably think im dum or something

[Anonymous No.5444755]

>>5444400
epic

[Anonymous No.5444775]

>>5444696
Yeah, and I'm in UT
Are you staying on-campus?

[Anonymous No.5444786]

>>5444775
I'm not that guy but I've got an apartment sort of northwest campus area.

[Anonymous No.5444790]

>>5444786
Damn you live all the way on the other side, I'm at Jester.

[Anonymous No.5444800]

>>5443233
Any Miami /lit/izens?

[Anonymous No.5444804]

>>5444800
no

[Anonymous No.5444810]

>>5444800
all the ones with any sense have moved out of florida or committed suicide

[Anonymous No.5444811]

My. You /lit/ people are even randier than those Tanglewood kids.

[Anonymous No.5444817]

>>5444790
Well I'm also a Senior, so living on campus would make me look pretty silly.

Anyways, since this thread has hit the bump limit, if there's other Austin people that might be interested, here's my email that I use for /lit/ related things: [e-mail]

I feel weird about meet-ups though, so no guarantees.

[walf !neAe92srE6 No.5444830]

Eastern West Virginia here. Any other D.C/Baltimore area people?

[Anonymous No.5444835]

>>5444332
A proboard? It sounds interesting, but I don't know anything about it. I might include multiple means of pen-palling if some are more inclined to anonymity as opposed to sharing emails, social media accounts, or even cell phone numbers. Could someone explain this?

[Anonymous No.5444845]

>>5444817
I'm ambivalent about a meetup. on one hand meeting new people would be fun, but on the other I'm already paranoid now about strangers being potential /lit/izens, and being able to pin faces and have my face be associated with /lit/ would be frightening, and one of the last things I would want to do would be to discuss literature with /lit/ browsers in real life.

[Anonymous No.5444848]

>>5444733

no, but I have a PhatHardDick

[Anonymous No.5444850]

>>5444006
I used to be a RI illiterate. Pawtucket.

[Anonymous No.5444875]

>>5444845
This makes me think about how social media websites, 4chan being one (if we define social media websites as using a website to communicate, anonymously or otherwise), could be updated or improved in such a way that, if we wanted to, could connect with that person by their, say, daily randomly created anonymous email that links to their actual email or otherwise linked social media website. In relation to creating pen pals>>5444845 , I'll think about how to synthesize all the potential means of connecting (anonymously, on a pro board, email, using dating or friendship questionaires, using questionnaires that colleges use to pair the most compatible roommates, etc) us to create the most efficient and enjoyable system possible.

[Anonymous No.5444878]

>>5444875
4chan isn't a social media website you turd.

[Anonymous No.5444887]

>>5444878
I know it isn't, but it is if we used my definition. A social website fits the bill better if you want to get anal about it.

[Anonymous No.5444891]

>>5444887
4chan is an asocial if not completely anti-social website. If any website that allows people to talk to each other is social media then wikipedia and pornhub are social media.

[walf !neAe92srE6 No.5444894]

>>5444891
what is
>>>/soc/

[Anonymous No.5444896]

>>5443253
reporting in faggot

[Anonymous No.5444902]

>>5444894
an imageboard

[walf !.P87xQl3Pg No.5444911]

>>5444902
don't be dense. a lot of boards have had or are attempting to have meetup threads, making 4chan have at least a niche social community. the fact that /lit/ is having a meetup thread is a testament to the fact that 4chan isn't the antisocial hate machine that it's portrayed to be.

[Anonymous No.5444914]

>>5444911
so I guess that makes facebook a videogame.

[Anonymous No.5444917]

>>5444835
It's just a web 1.0 style forum, and sort of an obnoxious one. I'm having trouble thinking of a better method at the moment.

[walf !.P87xQl3Pg No.5444926]

>>5444914
not at all. facebook is a social media site that happens to have video games on it. webster defines social media as " forms of electronic communication (as Web sites for social networking and microblogging) through which users create online communities to share information, ideas, personal messages, and other content (as videos)". 4chan is, by definition, a social media website.

[Anonymous No.5444935]

>>5444926
Webster defines Video Game as an electronic game in which players control images on a television or computer screen.

So actually both facebook and 4chan are video games.

[walf !.P87xQl3Pg No.5444945]

>>5444935
so i guess this is a game.

[Anonymous No.5444949]

>>5444945
Yes, we're engaged in a game right now in fact.

[walf !.P87xQl3Pg No.5444954]

>>5444949
what is an activity if it is not a game or work?

[Anonymous No.5444963]

>>5444954
it can fall under the larger umbrella of pass-time

[Anonymous No.5444967]

>>5444963
what about pastimes?

[walf !.P87xQl3Pg No.5444971]

>>5444967
i thought pastimes were mainly things that people enjoyed, like games.

[Anonymous No.5444975]

>>5444346
757 here
you should come to the beach at some point if you haven't already. it's a tourist hell, but there are some nice spots if you know where to go. up for it?

[Anonymous No.5444984]

>>5444971
a pastime is a more general term than game, like hobby

you fucking retard

[walf !.P87xQl3Pg No.5444986]

>>5444984
i'm sorry, i didn't know.

[Anonymous No.5444993]

>>5444986
Next time just look it up on websters again idiot.

[walf !.P87xQl3Pg No.5444998]

>>5444993
i said "mainly things people enjoyed, like games". i didn't say that all pastimes were games. websters defines them as " something that amuses and serves to make time pass agreeably", which could be a game, a hobby, or throwing rocks at people.

[Anonymous No.5445001]

holy fuck I can't believe the two of you nerds are still signing about this shit

[Anonymous No.5445005]

>>5444998
stop wasting my time you retard

[walf !.P87xQl3Pg No.5445009]

>>5445005
ok

[Anonymous No.5445015]

>>5445009
don't reply to my posts

[Anonymous No.5445031]

>>5445015
Lol duck you're insufferable

[Anonymous No.5445073]

>>5444935
Is life a game?

[Anonymous No.5445080]

>>5445073
Well, it's certainly an activity.

[Anonymous No.5445105]

>>5445080
But is it a game?

[Anonymous No.5445148]

>>5443431
Any day.

I work there

[Anonymous No.5445287]

>>5443742
oh fuck me too

>>5443553
asl? :^)

[Anonymous No.5445723]

>>5444502
st. louis. just started open city by teju cole

[Anonymous No.5445757]

Anyone in Vienna?

[Anonymous No.5445802]

>>5445757

It means nothing to me.

[Anonymous No.5445827]

>>5444582

So... Do you want to meet?

[Anonymous No.5445871]

>come back today
>EDINBURGH GIRL STILL NOT HERE

[Anonymous No.5445915]

>>5443701
>>5443587
>>5443573
>>5443730
LONDON REPREEEESENT

This is on, starting 30th
http://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whatson/festivals-series/london-literature-festival