/lit/ humor thread? I'll start off with some of the classics.

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Anonymous Tue Sep 16 10:18:32 2014 No.5442290 [Reply] [Original]

/lit/ humor thread? I'll start off with some of the classics.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 10:22:38 2014 No.5442302 File: 484 KB, 1137x1972, 1391351616274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 10:25:30 2014 No.5442314 File: 74 KB, 876x458, 1391337725240.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 10:27:13 2014 No.5442319 File: 201 KB, 1180x1204, 1399354867964.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 10:29:59 2014 No.5442335 File: 175 KB, 856x757, Lit humour.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5442290

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 10:31:16 2014 No.5442341 File: 31 KB, 1103x516, 1391337790199.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 10:36:03 2014 No.5442349 File: 55 KB, 1127x377, 1391351765540.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 10:37:29 2014 No.5442351 File: 89 KB, 1027x402, 1391337561781.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 10:40:01 2014 No.5442361 File: 31 KB, 1032x379, 1391337661501.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 10:44:01 2014 No.5442370 File: 46 KB, 889x308, chicken nugger.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 10:44:08 2014 No.5442372 File: 61 KB, 288x643, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 10:47:49 2014 No.5442377 >>5442314 >one of them yells "HOLY SHIT, HE'S ALONE!" that was the good part, made me laugh, the rest was meh

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 10:49:43 2014 No.5442382 >>5442351 every time

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 11:50:42 2014 No.5442491 File: 116 KB, 1496x550, lit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 11:54:04 2014 No.5442495 File: 43 KB, 1477x301, 1387400308534.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	o Tue Sep 16 11:54:13 2014 No.5442497 >>5442491 sides :(

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 11:56:02 2014 No.5442501 File: 322 KB, 1855x921, dubs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 11:58:10 2014 No.5442504 File: 249 KB, 642x1260, 1407774256796.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 11:58:13 2014 No.5442505 File: 243 KB, 404x507, 1387402399492.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 11:59:46 2014 No.5442508 File: 20 KB, 1012x304, 1406401097843.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 12:07:48 2014 No.5442527 File: 44 KB, 940x257, 1384113031349.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 12:09:43 2014 No.5442531 >>5442527 well, shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 12:12:11 2014 No.5442535 >>5442372 >Ghostbusters oh god

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 12:18:58 2014 No.5442552 >>5442531 Isnt /lit/ humor great? It dosnt make you laugh, it makes you feel like shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 12:22:44 2014 No.5442560 Does anyone have the story about the guy about to fuck some girl but then remembers the categorical imperative and decides to go home instead?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 12:25:03 2014 No.5442569 >>5442560 or the one about sherlock?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 12:26:04 2014 No.5442573 File: 201 KB, 690x805, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 12:27:45 2014 No.5442578 >>5442573 kolsti pls go

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 12:29:21 2014 No.5442581 >>5442569 No, it's the one about Kant, I remember it, but don't have it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 12:31:20 2014 No.5442589 >>5442491 ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiiit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 12:38:51 2014 No.5442621 File: 30 KB, 1440x142, 1398560508677.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 12:52:30 2014 No.5442652 >>5442531 >>5442552 Well thank god Freud was full of shit, so there's no point giving any value to his theory of 4chan

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 12:54:56 2014 No.5442662 >>5442581 Fuck, the one with the poster above her bed reminds him of Kant. Don't have it either brah

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 12:56:20 2014 No.5442670 >>5442349 And that's why we have always the same fucking people in /lit/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 12:59:52 2014 No.5442687 >>5442508 How accurate is this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 13:08:32 2014 No.5442708 File: 63 KB, 1289x424, e8Y1BFQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5442662 >>5442581 >>5442560 found it

>>	The cats Tue Sep 16 13:09:36 2014 No.5442710 >>5442687 Basically right just sarcastic about it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 13:11:30 2014 No.5442718 >>5442708 This one always makes me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 13:14:25 2014 No.5442724 >>5442710 Damn. And here I thought Buddha was a good role model.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 13:21:56 2014 No.5442747 File: 11 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5442708

>>	el bumperino™ Tue Sep 16 13:23:14 2014 No.5442750 >>5442290 I have never seen an unfunnier image in a humor thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 13:29:29 2014 No.5442769 >>5442361 >'look at all this horseshit' ebery time

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 13:31:17 2014 No.5442774 >>5442708 I giggled.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 13:35:22 2014 No.5442785 File: 47 KB, 558x564, 1409062378944.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5442708 I can't stop laughing. This is gold.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 13:39:52 2014 No.5442798 File: 74 KB, 640x640, maddelaine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5442504 >btw im dynamite everytime

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Anonymous Tue Sep 16 13:57:40 2014 No.5442866

>>5442724
don't believe that shit anon, who wouldn't relish in a life of luxury and comsumeristic fulfillment when that is what you've been born in and you have numerous opportunities to. If you want to learn about the Buddha and Buddhism then study the appropriate texts, don't rely on some faggot on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 14:01:58 2014 No.5442873 >>5442866 The point is it's just more race to the bottom brainwashing from a rich asshole

Anonymous Tue Sep 16 14:17:41 2014 No.5442907

>>5442866
>>5442873
Isn't it an ad hominem because, even if Buddha had the wrong reasons for doing it, his teachings might actually be legitimately beneficial? And just because Jesus and Mohammed were courageous or w/e doesn't really mean their teachings were right. Right?

Anonymous Tue Sep 16 14:26:17 2014 No.5442927

>>5442907
Study what those three figures offered to humanity, after you've made considerable time on them all made your choice on who is to be your role model.

Personally I choose the Buddha and Buddhism because his teachings are more practical and congruence to the way the modern man thinks

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 14:34:07 2014 No.5442948 >>5442927 Well, I was raised a muslim, so I think I know what Muhammed taught. It was basic morals, which I feel I'd follow regardless of him. Besides that, its mostly BS that doesn't really apply anymore. I'm not sure about the other two.

Anonymous Tue Sep 16 14:43:16 2014 No.5442975

>>5442948
The internet is a vast and unless source of information anon, just type teachings of Jesus, or teaching of Buddha and you'll be informed on both.

From my perspective searching the teachings of Jesus will teach you the morals of western civilization. The teachings of Buddha will teach you the morals of Asian civilization but also humanistic culture.

Compare the anecdotes of Jesus to Buddha. the former walks on water, and does other miracles, while the latter reaches nivarda and finds the roots of suffering.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 14:44:17 2014 No.5442981 >>5442975 sorry about the grammar issues, i'm drunk and it's 2 am here

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 14:45:03 2014 No.5442982 File: 55 KB, 676x432, butterfly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 14:46:37 2014 No.5442988 File: 120 KB, 1177x437, 1409048485044.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 14:49:57 2014 No.5443004 File: 99 KB, 1153x371, 1409049493528.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 15:22:31 2014 No.5443101 File: 49 KB, 765x933, 413241324132432.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 15:24:25 2014 No.5443107 File: 76 KB, 765x446, 645634523423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 15:27:21 2014 No.5443115 /r/ socrates being ripped as fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 15:28:41 2014 No.5443120 >>5443101 This would be funnier if the S in S. Kierkegaard were an A, because of reasons

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 15:32:47 2014 No.5443137 >>5442708 >morally pure and spiritually intact Oh that's grand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 15:35:16 2014 No.5443145 >>5442527 Holy fucking christ, this actually is accurate to another thing that happened to me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 15:37:05 2014 No.5443149 File: 20 KB, 1026x281, The Count of Montecristo by Jorge Luis Borges.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 15:39:22 2014 No.5443158 File: 193 KB, 1870x610, quality erotica.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 15:44:37 2014 No.5443165 File: 166 KB, 336x279, 13376755824.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am disgusted at myself for not being fazed in the least by this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 15:48:25 2014 No.5443175 File: 428 KB, 1904x3012, bloom vs king.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 15:50:32 2014 No.5443180 File: 170 KB, 1059x593, lit taught me how to be smooth with the ladies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 15:51:33 2014 No.5443183 File: 36 KB, 718x390, litposting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 15:57:10 2014 No.5443193 File: 35 KB, 1017x568, brownbear.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 16:02:40 2014 No.5443204 File: 213 KB, 993x520, real life fight club.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 16:03:20 2014 No.5443206 File: 332 KB, 1025x1206, parles vouz free pens.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 16:08:53 2014 No.5443218 File: 139 KB, 1612x884, masturbating to the dictionary.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 16:14:35 2014 No.5443229 File: 251 KB, 346x427, 1394403738051.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5443158

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 16:26:09 2014 No.5443273 >>5443193 I genuinely laughed out loud, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 16:34:57 2014 No.5443302 >>5443193 >Lisa if you're posting you're a pleabian and i regret talking to you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 16:40:07 2014 No.5443309 >>5443180 borges pls

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 16:42:12 2014 No.5443317 >>5442372 top kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:03:34 2014 No.5443389 >>5443183 I never understood these attitudes. Yeah the originial post might have been a troll, doesn't mean you can have tangential discussions in the thread. It's like they're implying voicing your thoughts is a waste of time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:05:11 2014 No.5443402 File: 42 KB, 1029x409, fregg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:06:38 2014 No.5443412 >>5442351 this one is so well done

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:06:42 2014 No.5443413 >>5443402 >Nevermind that Lel

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:09:58 2014 No.5443433 >>5443402 'there are hundreds'

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:11:17 2014 No.5443437 File: 34 KB, 740x147, Screen shot 2014-07-25 at 10.00.17 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I found a /lit/ users pornhub account 1/2

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:12:22 2014 No.5443441 File: 33 KB, 331x257, Screen shot 2014-07-25 at 10.32.13 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5443437 2/2

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:13:29 2014 No.5443451 File: 100 KB, 1316x609, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:14:13 2014 No.5443456 >>5443441 >jazz kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:14:38 2014 No.5443457 File: 36 KB, 376x546, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5443433 >>5443402 >there are hundreds

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:16:55 2014 No.5443470 >>5442351 What font is that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:17:22 2014 No.5443472 >>5443451 nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:19:20 2014 No.5443479 >>5443441 >anguish lel

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:21:17 2014 No.5443489 File: 77 KB, 1004x286, 1404503720156.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:22:58 2014 No.5443495 >>5443470 Looks like Bitstream Vera, but I could be wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:23:40 2014 No.5443502 >>5442708 Kant used to fuck prostitutes regularly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:23:48 2014 No.5443503 >>5443489 >star trek desert survival manuals nice didn't think I'd laugh

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:25:07 2014 No.5443514 >>5443451 Beautiful

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:26:21 2014 No.5443522 >>5443502 Yeah but they're not real people

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:26:41 2014 No.5443524 >>5443437 Sounds like someone who doesn't get nudes. I'll take my nudes. and dubs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:27:29 2014 No.5443527 >>5443502 Source?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:27:44 2014 No.5443529 >>5443522 fuck. you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:30:49 2014 No.5443545 File: 239 KB, 1341x593, NobelPrize.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:32:40 2014 No.5443556 >>5443522 >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:32:56 2014 No.5443559 >>5443545 this is actually funny

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:33:43 2014 No.5443566 >>5443158 >>5443158 jesus h christ

>>	Auriana best Tue Sep 16 17:39:11 2014 No.5443593 >>5443457 Care to dump them? On mega or some such.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:39:45 2014 No.5443595 >>5443593 Second

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:46:04 2014 No.5443623 >>5443593 The feels, too

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 17:58:10 2014 No.5443686 I collect them as well

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 18:05:49 2014 No.5443724 >>5443593 post them

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 18:09:21 2014 No.5443745 >>5442370 Reminds me of a Cechov short story named Oysters.

Anonymous Tue Sep 16 18:15:13 2014 No.5443774

>>5442948
>>5442975

The best thing about the Buddhist texts is that they actually teach you something. More often than not, the stories in the Pali Canon are pretty straight forward advice (like, you should do this because of this, you should do that if you want that). And while some of them are common sense, many are actually pretty insightfull and usefull today (which is amazing, considering that shit was written about 2500 years ago).

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 18:17:03 2014 No.5443780 >>5443593 Do it nigga

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 18:18:07 2014 No.5443785 File: 14 KB, 141x250, Luigi_Pirandello2[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5442552 >humor >feeling good

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 18:19:21 2014 No.5443791 >>5442505 did me good

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 18:25:45 2014 No.5443813 >>5443522 top kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 18:30:01 2014 No.5443835 >>5442319 > tfw this is me in my fucking community college english 101 class

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 18:34:33 2014 No.5443859 >>5443175 Neat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 18:37:06 2014 No.5443867 >>5443193 >she posts here immersion ruined

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 18:37:41 2014 No.5443873 File: 184 KB, 820x1004, the republic.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 18:39:48 2014 No.5443884 >>5443470 Looks like Ubuntu font.

>>	o Tue Sep 16 18:46:14 2014 No.5443909 >>5443867 I'm clapping

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 18:48:53 2014 No.5443916 >>5443873 Thank you anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 18:52:24 2014 No.5443937 File: 27 KB, 350x468, laughing old guy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5443873 Jesus Christ.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 18:53:43 2014 No.5443950 File: 54 KB, 640x960, Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 18:54:34 2014 No.5443954 >>5443873 Oh god, I laughed histerically. That's the first time I've done it on 4chan in ages

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 18:54:48 2014 No.5443955 >>5443950 Are those dildo arms

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 18:58:28 2014 No.5443971 File: 159 KB, 450x677, 1392131078527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] evertim

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 18:59:08 2014 No.5443977 File: 135 KB, 919x500, Da Great Gatsby.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 19:00:15 2014 No.5443984 >>5443873 Haha what the fuck /lit/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 19:01:51 2014 No.5443993 >>5443977 Why are Americans so obsessed with black people?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 19:02:26 2014 No.5443995 >>5443993 there's a lot of black people in america apparently

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 19:03:35 2014 No.5444001 >>5443995 Its true, I work with quite a few.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 19:06:36 2014 No.5444014 File: 650 KB, 1400x2700, demiurge cartoon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5442814

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 19:08:19 2014 No.5444025 >>5444014 pill comics a shit but this one is pretty amusing because of the spurdo demiurge

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 19:20:26 2014 No.5444084 File: 1005 KB, 750x1110, Miracle on the Beach.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 19:21:46 2014 No.5444093 >>5444084 I have no idea what this is about but i have to read it based off that cover

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 19:22:54 2014 No.5444099 >>5444084 Oh god...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 19:26:58 2014 No.5444119 File: 2.29 MB, 2448x3264, 002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] found these in a skymall catalogue

>>	o Tue Sep 16 19:28:45 2014 No.5444124 >>5444084 is that the aforementioned crab why is this destroying me it doesn't even look like a crab they don't have tails like that

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 19:30:51 2014 No.5444134 >>5443218 I used to do that when I was 11 or 12.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 19:33:24 2014 No.5444141 >>5443835 >community college english class Academic plen

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 19:34:00 2014 No.5444147 File: 86 KB, 445x342, horseshoe-crab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5444124 never went to an aquarium, did you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 19:36:45 2014 No.5444167 >>5444124 Horseshoe crab, anon. Don't be ignorant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 19:46:46 2014 No.5444218 >>5442527 >tfw this is what I have always thought about 4chan and the general instinctual inclination towards it >tfw Freud-tier conceptualization

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 19:50:48 2014 No.5444238 File: 165 KB, 700x821, AoTP-EVA-005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5444218 Congratulations you're a pleb

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 19:52:46 2014 No.5444246 >>5444147 >>5444167 Thanks, I don't think they exist where I live This is now still very ungodly but at least less surreal

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 19:55:52 2014 No.5444263 >>5443873 brilliant writing

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 19:56:49 2014 No.5444273 >>5444246 Living fossils, brah. They've been around since the dinosaurs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 19:57:51 2014 No.5444276 >>5443977 >in college I was unjustly accused of vein a sucka

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 19:58:45 2014 No.5444282 >>5444238 You illustrate my point perfectly :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 20:01:53 2014 No.5444294 >>5442975 you have a shallow understanding of christ

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 20:02:00 2014 No.5444296 >>5444119 the moon stole her memory

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 20:14:24 2014 No.5444342 File: 153 KB, 906x867, muhdafodils.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 20:20:05 2014 No.5444370 >>5444296 the mutherfuckiing moon stole her memory

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 20:26:38 2014 No.5444397 >>5443873 This is the way New Sincerity actually wants you to envision the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 20:30:43 2014 No.5444422 File: 133 KB, 607x424, self published.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5444119 >>5444296 >look up book title >it's self published

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 20:33:28 2014 No.5444437 >>5444422 what the fuck? Also the authors describing themselves as stay-at-home >>wizardchans

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 20:38:25 2014 No.5444461 >>5442988 >>5443004 >comic sans

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 20:46:04 2014 No.5444499 >>5442975 If you look at his teachings and not the bullshit miracles then you see something more than a street musician. Also look at different cultures' views of him and see the differences.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 20:50:57 2014 No.5444533 File: 31 KB, 640x480, surprised Vampires7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5444276 >in college I was unjustly accused of vein a sucka

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 20:54:52 2014 No.5444550 File: 197 KB, 700x1091, Stove Wolf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 21:02:12 2014 No.5444603 >>5443873 >my debate team truly inspired

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 21:02:37 2014 No.5444611 >>5442341 I've never seen anyone talk about 'under the volcano'

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 21:09:50 2014 No.5444675 File: 145 KB, 534x567, Crabs series.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 21:14:15 2014 No.5444705 >>5444422 b-b-but /lit/'s book is self-published that's a real book

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 21:36:48 2014 No.5444842 File: 59 KB, 937x667, great gatsby cake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 21:45:22 2014 No.5444870 File: 42 KB, 897x565, the great gatsby.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 21:45:28 2014 No.5444874 >>5444550 What's this about? Is Stephen King not a good writer? I've got IT but I've yet to read it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 21:48:13 2014 No.5444883 >>5444870 You know, if not virtuous and goal driven, Daisy always struck me as rather intelligent. Or at least possessing some wit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 21:55:54 2014 No.5444909 File: 354 KB, 990x743, books.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 22:26:58 2014 No.5445011 File: 47 KB, 1854x280, socrates.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5443115

Anonymous Tue Sep 16 22:38:43 2014 No.5445045

>>5444883
I think thats what made her interesting. She was well educated, but living with so much wealth basically gave her the priorities of a 12 year old girl.

Gatsby and Nick are endeared by this, but she always feels more like an object than a person.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 22:39:36 2014 No.5445048 >>5445011 Is this legit?

Anonymous Tue Sep 16 22:41:35 2014 No.5445057

>>5445048
Legit as in factual?

A little, there wasn't much shit to do then and there so if you were wealthy enough where you didn't have to work 18 hours a day then you would just work out or do art or gather around with people, but there was so much war n' shit that generally people were in good shape.

And they fucked eachother a lot.

All the records of physical feats you kind of have to take with a grain of salt, as while they were more athletic on average, stuff gets exaggerated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 22:49:04 2014 No.5445087 >>5443451 Extremely good, but there should be a pun on "Continental breakfast"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 23:02:08 2014 No.5445140 File: 37 KB, 356x633, unnamed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 23:04:17 2014 No.5445151 >>5445140 TricaHUEHUEHUE

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 23:12:09 2014 No.5445175 >>5445048 Mostly just your usual romanticism of history on the exercise bit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 23:20:32 2014 No.5445210 >>5445048 The ancient Greeks were way into working out, and also way into buttfucking. You should have learned about this in high school, anon. I'm disappointed in you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 23:23:19 2014 No.5445220 >>5444842 Oh god... Kill me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 00:46:21 2014 No.5445424 File: 259 KB, 2246x1366, thedifferencebetween4chanandreddit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 00:47:54 2014 No.5445430 File: 108 KB, 1202x440, litinonescreencap.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 01:09:28 2014 No.5445497 >>5445424 Shit like this is the only reason I still come here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 01:35:41 2014 No.5445573 >>5443873 Had a first year university student come into my book store asking for "Plado" and "Heegle"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 02:00:36 2014 No.5445618 >>5445573 bait

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 04:10:49 2014 No.5445806 File: 49 KB, 1414x338, lit on destructive criticism.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5442290

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 04:24:33 2014 No.5445825 >>5445430 just reading that book; its pretty alright thanks, to the anon who recommended it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 04:29:19 2014 No.5445830 File: 109 KB, 497x640, laughingkitt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5444842

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 04:29:36 2014 No.5445831 >>5445151 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 04:45:11 2014 No.5445858 >>5445424 This made me feel good. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 05:17:39 2014 No.5445923 >>5442527 Still i want to keep this illusion. Tripgafs get out of here!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 05:27:02 2014 No.5445941 >>5443149 I'd read it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 06:00:01 2014 No.5446009 >>5443180 Always gets me So much sperg

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 06:00:51 2014 No.5446013 >>5445430 this really is /lit/ in one screencap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 06:08:11 2014 No.5446026 File: 15 KB, 351x87, Screen Shot 2014-09-17 at 3.07.58 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5446013

>>	o Wed Sep 17 06:09:36 2014 No.5446028 >>5446026 Enjoy your trust fund you postmodern beast

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 06:23:51 2014 No.5446052 >>5442314 That was originally a /mu/ pasta about seeing AnCo alone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 06:25:19 2014 No.5446055 >>5445424 Proof that 4chan is legitimately funnier and more creative than reddit Besides Descartes before the whores. That shit was hilarious

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 06:26:52 2014 No.5446059 >>5446028 Thanks, Dad!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 06:28:34 2014 No.5446061 File: 34 KB, 1250x613, philosophy student in my lab.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 06:37:13 2014 No.5446071 >>5446061 You can't even prove this post exists

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 06:38:50 2014 No.5446074 >>5446071 can't I?

Anonymous Wed Sep 17 06:50:28 2014 No.5446094

>>5446074
No have you even read Stirner
>two thousand and fourteen
>not being a nihilist subjectivist antinatalist
>believing in scientific advancement
>actually appealing to a set "norm" of what's healthy in a person

Shiggy diggy doo costanza dot jay peg >mfw you haven't even read Nietzsche

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 06:51:26 2014 No.5446096 >>5446094 what did you just reply to then ;)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 06:52:03 2014 No.5446098 >>5442505 who is this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 06:52:33 2014 No.5446099 >>5446098 DFW

>>	o Wed Sep 17 06:53:26 2014 No.5446101 >>5446098 harry p. lovecraft

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 06:54:30 2014 No.5446104 >>5446098 Nietzsche. It's hard to recognize him without his fedora.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 07:04:00 2014 No.5446123 >>5443180 brb using this line on tinder

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 07:09:38 2014 No.5446137 >>5446094 lel the last implication makes me think you just read Foucault and haven't noticed he contradicts himself all the time. your whole post screams "do i fit in already guise"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 07:24:50 2014 No.5446162 >>5446061 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 07:32:20 2014 No.5446181 >>5446101 thanks. i always imagined him as a bulky old hunchback with a massive beard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 07:34:27 2014 No.5446185 File: 1.31 MB, 693x6277, 1407455276081.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5444014 I got a whole bunch of this shit

>>	o Wed Sep 17 07:37:50 2014 No.5446193 >>5446185 For some reason I like these a lot, they feel somehow sincere

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 07:38:57 2014 No.5446196 >>5446193 If they're sincere, they're garbage. If they're not sincere, they're still stupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 07:39:59 2014 No.5446199 File: 1.32 MB, 657x3777, pills01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5446185

>>	o Wed Sep 17 07:40:24 2014 No.5446200 >>5446196 Frankly I'm talking more about the style of it rather than the actual content

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 07:41:26 2014 No.5446203 >>5446200 I'm talking about both the style and the content.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 07:42:22 2014 No.5446207 File: 119 KB, 895x1268, 1406352977378.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5443402

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 07:42:29 2014 No.5446208 >>5446200 >>5446203 it's sincere by not pretending to take anything seriously

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 07:43:54 2014 No.5446213 File: 559 KB, 694x3450, pills02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5446199

>>	o Wed Sep 17 07:45:13 2014 No.5446217 >>5446203 Alright. I thought it was endearing in a self-effacing way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 07:45:27 2014 No.5446219 File: 1.82 MB, 664x4224, pills03.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5446213

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 07:45:36 2014 No.5446220 >>5446208 >it's sincere by not pretending to take anything seriously I'm not sure you know what the word "sincere" means.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 07:45:44 2014 No.5446221 File: 111 KB, 780x1040, 1408952164491.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 07:47:12 2014 No.5446225 File: 80 KB, 500x669, 1408003880553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 07:48:31 2014 No.5446230 >>5446137 I fit in everywhere because it's all mine lel I'm only conjuring you in my mind anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 07:48:57 2014 No.5446233 File: 1.99 MB, 657x3777, pills04.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5446219

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 07:50:05 2014 No.5446237 File: 453 KB, 1576x1209, savedpill.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5446233 Well there's a whole series but I think that's enough Here's one that I feel is fitting for /lit/

>>	o Wed Sep 17 07:50:17 2014 No.5446239 >>5446220 Yes but I thought that was sort of given

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 07:51:20 2014 No.5446240 >>5446225 That was actually really fun to read. What's it from?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 07:55:42 2014 No.5446251 >>5446240 The Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 08:01:58 2014 No.5446285 >>5444675 I actually read the first one. There's no irony in there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 08:11:31 2014 No.5446322 File: 808 KB, 2764x1992, true red pill aka green pill.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5446237 green pill is love green pill is life

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 08:34:26 2014 No.5446378 File: 2 KB, 125x105, le_nsa_face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5443457 Dump it!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 08:40:22 2014 No.5446392 >>5445573 I've witnessed a couple of girls wondering why they couldn't find one "Mariano José de Larra" under "J"...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 08:42:01 2014 No.5446397 >>5446123 post results!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 08:45:08 2014 No.5446401 >>5446392 His last name appears to start with a J, or am I missing some specialist point that they couldn't possibly know?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 08:45:14 2014 No.5446403 >>5446397 >who is this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 08:49:04 2014 No.5446415 Anyone has the comic of german philosophers playing football against french philosophers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 08:50:02 2014 No.5446418 >>5446415 all those "existentialist comics" are fucking garbage

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 08:52:29 2014 No.5446424 >>5446418 Do you even know the comics I am refering to?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 08:54:32 2014 No.5446433 >>5444273 since before the dinos, even

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 09:04:50 2014 No.5446451 wow, what just happened? Did it get deleted because it was spam? Am I really in one of those mod conspiracy threads where it is actually happening before my own eyes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 09:06:47 2014 No.5446458 >>5444874 fake

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 09:11:38 2014 No.5446472 >>5445210 Not in the US, or Europe. We didn't learn ancient Greek history or anything where I grew up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 09:22:31 2014 No.5446501 >>5446401 No, Mariano Jose is his first name. "Jose" all latin language speakers should really be able to identify as a first name, and it's more than common for these spanish guys to have two anyways.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 09:56:45 2014 No.5446592 >>5442372 10/10

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 10:06:00 2014 No.5446618 >>5443971 i liked this game so much despite reading Divine Comedy twice, that i finished it more than 10 times

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 11:53:57 2014 No.5447011 >>5442687 He's conflating buddhism with hinduism when he's referring to the caste system.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 11:58:59 2014 No.5447027 >>5442708 I speak German, and this didn't make sense to me because the K in Kant isn't aspirated like in English, so to me Kant and cunt sound completely different.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 12:06:29 2014 No.5447048 >>5446424 Yes, they are called "existentialist comics", if you care to look them up

Anonymous Wed Sep 17 12:10:38 2014 No.5447058

So deep,
I am so deep,
Inside her.
Inside her anus.
And she shits blood,
I swim in it.

I am the monkey
She, my goddess.
A prostitute
-we make love at dawn.
Passionate love,
Love so great
The heavens look away in shame.
And the sun darkens violet

Leaves,
Leaves bitch.
Fucking leaves.

I hope for rain.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 12:29:58 2014 No.5447109 >>5447027 The vowels in 'Kant' and 'cunt' are completely different. The English 'u' (IPA 'ʌ') simply doesn't exist in the Greman language.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 12:32:44 2014 No.5447116 >>5447011 >He's conflating buddhism with hinduism when he's referring to the caste system. No he isn't. Buddha was born into hinduism and obviously was part of the hindu caste system arrangement of the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 12:39:07 2014 No.5447137 By the by, what is with the big 'genre fiction' hate going on? Is it just parroting from english professors? Sounds off topic but there was a post about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 12:41:22 2014 No.5447144 >>5444675 I've read half of the series. It's actually pretty good.

Anonymous Wed Sep 17 12:54:39 2014 No.5447195

>>5447137
Genre fiction is always going to be criticised relative to literary fiction in the eyes of a community which equates quality with value, rather than with entertainment. This is the nature of subjectivity. It's not parroting, nor is it a particularly recent idea, it's simply a manifestation of one particular understanding of what a book should be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 13:00:51 2014 No.5447218 >>5447195 I'll need to look into it. I'm pretty new to /lit/, if it wasn't obvious. You guys seem cool, minus philosophy fights, by the way. And even those tend to be good reading.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 13:08:06 2014 No.5447240 >>5447195 Realism and modernism are also genres, you fucking tard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 13:09:39 2014 No.5447249 >>5447109 >>5447027 I speak German and to me Kant and cunt sound quite similar [Jˈmaːnu̯eːl kant] /kʌnt/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 13:10:12 2014 No.5447252 >>5447240 No shit, but 'genre fiction' refers to something different. Are you autistic? Are you confused by the notion that a phrase can have greater or more nuanced meaning the sum of its parts?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 13:12:05 2014 No.5447258 >>5446221 sauce

Anonymous Wed Sep 17 13:17:14 2014 No.5447275

>>5447252
>No shit, but 'genre fiction' refers to something different.
No it doesn't. It doesn't refer to anything.
> Are you autistic? Are you confused by the notion that a phrase can have greater or more nuanced meaning the sum of its parts?
You're the confused one here. Nobody actually uses the phrase 'genre fiction' seriously except for a very tiny clique of writing workship dunces, and even then they only use it as a memish in-group shibboleth, not in any meaningful denotational capacity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 13:27:42 2014 No.5447306 >>5447249 I repeat again: 'ʌ' is not a phoneme that occurs in German at all. In fact, I'm not aware of _any_ European language where this phoneme occurs. (It's quite a rare sound.)

Anonymous Wed Sep 17 13:29:03 2014 No.5447312

From a Blood Meridian thread from the other day:

And they are crashing, the plane slamming under the bullets and the mercenaries grinning hideously over their hired guns. Towering over them all is the mosquito man and he is naked and dancing, his small feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the CIA agents, huge and pale and extremely painful, like a big guy. They expect one of us in the wreckage, he says. He says the fire rises. He bows to the soldiers and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite for you. He wafts his mask and the lunar dome of his skull passes palely under the hotheads and he swings about and takes possession of Doctor Pavel and he pirouettes and makes a crash, two crashes, shooting a man and throwing him out of a plane at once. His mercenaries are light and don't fly so good. There are no survivors. He says that the fire rises. He dances in light and shadow and he is a big guy. There are no survivors in the plane. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die for you.

-Bravo Nolan, "Big Guy Meridian"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 13:32:24 2014 No.5447326 >>5447306 except it does in the english https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cunt

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 13:48:15 2014 No.5447385 >>5447275 Jesus christ you're fucking dumb.

Anonymous Wed Sep 17 14:38:53 2014 No.5447561
File: 1.43 MB, 3072x1728, 1408723768850.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

There was this guy a month or two ago that ordered Heart of Darkness from amazon and they sent him a gigantic oversized-comicbook-sized version of the kindle print with a blown up jpg pixelated cover image. It fucking killed me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 14:40:02 2014 No.5447568 File: 1.77 MB, 3072x1728, 1408723768843.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5447561

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 15:30:14 2014 No.5447721 File: 20 KB, 1241x208, lit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 15:33:56 2014 No.5447731 >>5447326 I think he means phonemically.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 15:52:14 2014 No.5447792 File: 489 KB, 2203x2937, Honor Thy Thug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 16:05:36 2014 No.5447839 >>5447568 I literally just had the same thing happen to me when I ordered Confessions of an English Opium Eater. Hold up and I'll post pics.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 16:05:37 2014 No.5447840 >>5447792 >New York Times Bestselling Author of Justify My Thug >Justify My Thug >Bestselling Author

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 16:06:55 2014 No.5447843 File: 1.15 MB, 800x6270, mysidesarebeyondtheinfinite.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5447792 >bestselling author I can't even handle this

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 16:08:52 2014 No.5447850 File: 195 KB, 1620x1080, HAYDEN-PC - WIN_20140917_160811.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5447561 >>5447568 >>5447839

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 16:09:14 2014 No.5447851 >>5443545 This reads like it has been copied straight from onion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 16:09:56 2014 No.5447854 File: 480 KB, 1620x1080, HAYDEN-PC - WIN_20140917_160836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5447850

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 16:11:36 2014 No.5447864 >>5447854 Top Kæk. At least the cover has a resolution to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 16:12:05 2014 No.5447867 >>5446104 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 16:12:52 2014 No.5447872 >>5447850 This happens because the amazon order was directed to some shitty print-on-demand service who're profiting from selling loads of badly formatted books. Complain and they'll send you a proper version.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 16:12:53 2014 No.5447873 File: 241 KB, 1620x1080, HAYDEN-PC - WIN_20140917_161244.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5447854 This note killed me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 16:14:21 2014 No.5447878 >>5447873 oh god the cringe

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 16:26:27 2014 No.5447926 >>5447568 Nice roly, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 16:30:21 2014 No.5447943 >>5445806 >not capping the other posts

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 16:37:41 2014 No.5447976 >>5446415 just watch the monty python sketch

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 16:37:53 2014 No.5447979 File: 1.79 MB, 320x240, 1395619721154.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5447240 >>5447240 No they're fucking not you idiot they're movements holy shit are you serious I mean FUCKING SHIT is someone posting on /lit/ actually this fucking pleb

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 16:40:52 2014 No.5448001 >>5447721 Always nice to see this one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 16:41:05 2014 No.5448002 >>5443545 10/10

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 16:42:07 2014 No.5448008 File: 197 KB, 546x726, 1283987938173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5447843 >virgo

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 16:46:17 2014 No.5448031 >>5443873 10/10 humor right there, my sides are gone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 16:51:21 2014 No.5448069 File: 58 KB, 539x680, how americans sit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lyl

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 16:58:32 2014 No.5448101 >>5448069 but now i want to know what shakespeare said about the attitude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 17:15:04 2014 No.5448171 Anyone got more green pill stories? I love them haha

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 17:21:36 2014 No.5448202 >>5448069 >this is how I browse /lit/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 17:29:08 2014 No.5448222 >>5447873 Do the hyperlinks still work?

>>	Shmup Thread Wed Sep 17 19:00:50 2014 No.5448617 File: 2 KB, 69x102, 200 percent mad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5444119 >begins sentence with coordinating conjunction >misplaced modifier

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 19:12:05 2014 No.5448658 >>5443835 are you fucking me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 19:19:03 2014 No.5448678 >>5442982 as bad as I expected

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 19:23:00 2014 No.5448687 >>5443180 now I'm sad

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 19:23:13 2014 No.5448689 >>5448617 Coordinating conjunctions are good sentence starters.

Anonymous Wed Sep 17 19:25:38 2014 No.5448699

>>5443218
holy fuck, I'm not the only one. probably what sparked my desire for knowledge.
>fapped to sex words in the dictionary
>fapped to classical nudes in my father's book of paintings from the louvre
>dog-eared particularly explicit pages
>dad finds out

that was fucking embarrassing, even when I was like 8...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 19:26:40 2014 No.5448706 >>5443441 >the nobel prize lool

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 19:30:43 2014 No.5448725 >>5448689 But they're not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 19:36:08 2014 No.5448748 File: 20 KB, 300x410, 1392625479341.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5448658 > tfw the teacher gets mad at me because I don't participate in group literature discussions and asks me if I think I'm better than everybody else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 19:37:43 2014 No.5448753 >>5445806 I've been laughing for five minutes at this, and I'm going to start doing it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 19:39:48 2014 No.5448759 >>5442927 Why should one choose from just three role models, or even have one at all?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 19:45:15 2014 No.5448780 File: 2 KB, 92x135, 1390524693837.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5448725

Anonymous Wed Sep 17 20:09:56 2014 No.5448911

>>5444883
>>5445045

Indeed, Daisy is most likely a rather smart young woman, but a woman of superficial values nonetheless. There are several parts we can look at in the novel to see this: first (order as I remember), her reaction to at Gatsby's party; secondly, her reaction to Gatsby's possessions (particularly the shirts); and thirdly, her relationship with Tom. I'm too lazy to start explaining further.

Also, do take into account that Nick already implies Daisy's similarity to Tom at the beginning with that 'secret society' bit, and the entire dinner scene seems a bit 'fake', like Daisy in general. Another point people have raised is that Daisy is not particularly 'endeared' by Gatsby (and therefore by extension Nick), but seen more as a very expensive product, i.e., not as a human being at all (and this also relates to Gatsby's absurd idealism).

My paper on Gatsby is a month late, which probably explains why I needed to get something out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 20:11:58 2014 No.5448919 File: 352 KB, 1488x2125, william-adolphe-bouguereau-nymphs-and-satyr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5448699 I still fap to classical nudes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 20:33:37 2014 No.5449057 >>5447218 >minus philosophy fights You will learn to love those the most.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 20:36:07 2014 No.5449071 >>5446199 > back to Tartarus BY THE HOARY HOSTS OF HOGGOTH!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 20:36:54 2014 No.5449077 >>5449057 >implying you know what love is

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 20:41:01 2014 No.5449103 File: 80 KB, 626x792, 1395846458542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5449077 L-love is a spook.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 20:51:34 2014 No.5449142 File: 98 KB, 400x400, 1350920732269.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5448919 >bouguereau

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 20:58:27 2014 No.5449178 File: 2.09 MB, 1264x2574, william-adolphe-bouguereau-after-the-bath-1875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5449142 I know, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 22:57:16 2014 No.5449671 File: 24 KB, 200x329, chomsky scandalous hegemony.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] damn, this thread is autosageing and still no Scandalous Hegemony?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 23:19:30 2014 No.5449736 >>5449077 i want to know what love is and i want you to show me

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 17 23:20:51 2014 No.5449744 File: 146 KB, 800x599, 1366517131203.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 18 08:30:44 2014 No.5451032 >>5443180 Somebody explain pl0x

>>	Bloon Thu Sep 18 09:18:16 2014 No.5451132 >>5442290 Bump

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