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5435033 No.5435033 [Reply] [Original]

Would you pull it?

>> No.5435048

There is no question. It's obvious.

>> No.5435049

>>5435033
>not derailing it with your own body

>> No.5435054
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>>5435033

>mfw look at name of the image

>> No.5435055

i would untie the one person and put him on the track with the 5 people because why the fuck not?

>> No.5435060

>>5435033
only correct answer is to pull it. debate me faggots

>> No.5435068

>>5435033
dont pull it.
the rail company is counting on that train to be on the track it is already set on
best case scenario: the train ends up at the wrong station and they have to get it back on track (where it will be a few hours late)
worst case scenario: there's a train heading down those tracks which will result in a collision that would kill a hell of a lot more than 5 people.

good job lever pullers, you just caused a chemical spill that killed 1000 people.
happy?

>> No.5435071

>>5435033

The real fact is that the train isn't moving, it's an illusion of the mind

>> No.5435073

>>5435060
see>>5435068

>> No.5435077

>>5435068
Those are some major assumptions m8

>> No.5435112

easy.
the physical world we live in is not real.
there is no train, no lever, no people about to die, and no you.

>> No.5435118

>>5435112
You can know nuthin

>> No.5435134

>>5435071
First-rate paradox there, Zeno

>> No.5435186

>>5435071
How could it even move at all? To reach the people it should pass thorugh the middle of the line, and to reach that it should pass the middle of the middle, and so on and so on. Every movement is an illusion, things already happened or won't ever happen.

>> No.5435196

>>5435186
>>5435134

>> No.5435238

>>5435077
where's the assumption?
we know the train would be going on the wrong track if you pulled the lever.
we know trains go both ways down those tracks
we know by pulling that lever, you are saving 5 lives, killing one, and risking thousands.

>> No.5435245

>>5435060
non-intervention would lead to the same outcome as if you weren't there

pulling the lever is a choice that leads to an outcome you forced, which is the killing of a person. That is murder.

>> No.5435251

>>5435186
I think Leibniz and his calculus would beg to differ

>> No.5435258

>>5435251
>but muh paradox

>> No.5435267

>>5435245
and non-intervention would be considered what, 3 counts of manslaughter?

>> No.5435270

>>5435186
the answer to this lies in the whole 0.99[...]9=1 thing.
there is no infinitesimal digit, so as you continue to approach, the distance effectively becomes 0

>> No.5435280

>>5435033
The way I see it, you are much better of just standing in front of the train. Whats the point? What ever you pick, in the end you will be dead as those that got run over, why prolong the suffering of life? Why care who lives or who dies when you thwy all die in the end? Nothing will matter once you are dead. What is in it for me who lives or who dies? The real question here is whether to stand in front of the train and face the inevitable or to walk away and let fate decide the end of your destination.

>> No.5435357

>>5435280
you're 16 years old im assuming.

the reason we live is because the good times we have (or hope to have later on) make the bad times worth it. if you think it's not, then it is you who should kill yourself

>> No.5435368

>>5435357
>implying he's not our centuries Nietzsche

>> No.5435369

>>5435357

>git schopenhauer

>> No.5435447

>>5435280
You will grow out of your teenangster phase one day anon.

>> No.5436347

>>5435033
>Would you pull it?
Given that murderous materialisations of contrived analytical philosophical thought experiments give me erections, of course I'd pull it.

>> No.5436466

>>5435033
That image is pretty dodgy. Unless that cart was moving at a crawl, you wouldn't be able to flip that level without just derailing it and causing who knows what kind of destruction. If it is moving at a crawl, flip the lever and drag the one guy on the alternate route off of the tracks. Actually, what the hell is holding down any of those people anyway? They could easily push themselves away with their feet.

Nitpicking aside, let the five die, then kill the remaining witness and set the corpse next to the rest once the car passes.

>> No.5437383

>>5435280
>be antinatalist/nihilist/pessimist
>not picking hedonism instead of immediate suicide

Shiggity iggity

>> No.5437546

>>5435238
>we know trains go both ways down those tracks
Pretty big assumption right there.

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>>5435280
>He doesn't know that we're all literally one and there is no such thing as death

>> No.5437566

>>5437563

>Totally delusional faggot

>> No.5437569

>>5437566
>spooks

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>>5437566
>Delusioner than you, dickbait

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5437661

>>5435055
Mein Untier

Kill everyone, it is the only answer to mankind. So saith the edgiest German, and so it shall be done.

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5438271

what about now?

>> No.5438607

>>5437546
all rail companies do that. i dont see an assumption there.

>> No.5438682

>>5437661
is any of this guy's work translated?

>> No.5438732
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5438732

Think of it like Schrödinger's Cat; at the moment when the choice is being made, all 6 are dead since all are in immediate, mortal danger by the train. By pulling the lever, you resurrect the 5, which is the best possible outcome. This logic extends to literally every one of these paradoxes.

>> No.5438754

>>5435033
I don't see why anyone would pull it given that the lever is clearly already set in the position angled towards you. What good is pulling on it any more going to do?

>> No.5438764

>>5435033

I'd go Kantian and do the right thing. Killing everyone.

>> No.5439678

Pulling the lever is a fuck you to the statist society that have trains controlled electronically. So yes, i would

>> No.5439726

>>5438764
Kantian would let that one dude survive, innit

>> No.5439879
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5439879

>there are people on here that would pull the lever

>> No.5440768

>>5435033
Would your decisions be affected if we add skin colour?
1 white nd 5 blacks
1 black nd 5 whites

>> No.5440773

A HUAH HUAH HUAH LE TROLLEY MAIM

>> No.5440865
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5440865

This is the accurate answer.

>> No.5440870

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnAMDg7IVWs

the only reasonable answer

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>>5435033
What's up with these threads?
It's basic knowledge there is no true right or wrong. Literally any option or choice here, even just jumping into the train or walking away are also right actions.
Is Nihilism really that hard to accept? jesus christ.

>> No.5441338

Pull it.

Take out knife, cut the one guy loose.

>> No.5441345
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5441345

What it do?

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>>5441338
Reminds me of this.

>> No.5441360

>Satre

Easy enough choice then I'll ... um ... wait. Who is ...

>or Michel de Montaigne

Holy fuck you vile fucking sadist.

>> No.5441365

>>5441345
>>5441360
>vile fucking sadist
>happy merchant

>> No.5441369

>>5441345
Kill the top

>> No.5441377

>>5441369
>saving a feminist
>>>/tumblr/

>> No.5441386

>>5441377
>killing kirk

>> No.5441387

>>5441386
He's just a stupid christian.

>> No.5441395

>>5441387
>>>/tumblr/