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>be me
>open notepad
>begin to write erotica
>have the story roughly thought out in my head
>get hard
>jerk off to the thought
>finish
>lose interest in writing it

Does this happen to anyone else?

>> No.5426887

No you degenerate.
>2015 - .25
>still masturbating

>> No.5426900
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>>5426887
>>2015 - .25

>> No.5427030

>>5426883
no. most people write in Word not Notepad.

>> No.5427044

were you planning on posting it to literotica?

I've always wondered who the people who post there were actually like, now I think I have a fairly decent picture

>> No.5427046

>>5426883
this means you're doing it right--and wrong. you need to concentrate on stuff that turns you on, not just what works when you're not. Dean Koontz wrote writing instruction book with several chapters on erotica. you should read it.

>> No.5427048

>>5426883
Writing erotica? In Notepad of all things? Are you okay anon?

>> No.5427060

>>5427030
>>5427048

Fuck you Notepad is the best program, all you need is the ability to write down the text.

Word is full of useless bloat.

>> No.5427064

>>5426883
I have the same when I feel like cheating on my gf. After masturbating to the thought, I lose the urge. Fantasies are good as long as you haven't gotten any pleasure out of them. The worst you can do is make your fantasy become reality.

>> No.5427067

>>5427060
yes because things like formatting, bold, italics etc are worthless. no book has ever used them

>> No.5427072

>>5427067

If it's just a straightforward short story, there should be no need for fancy formatting whatsoever.

Maybe italics, but not often.

>> No.5427074

>>5427060
Use OpenOffice nerd

>> No.5427075

>>5427060
Tell that to my English teacher.

>> No.5427076

>>5427064
I have done this too. I've also masturbated to incestuous fantasies that caused me immeasurable guilt directly afterwards.

>> No.5427079

>>5427072
k dude whatevs. i guess it doesn't matter since you're never going to finish a story anyway on account of fapping every time


incidentally i am not saying fapping is a bad thing. it's awesome!

>> No.5427086

>>5427076
Now imgaine how you'd feel if you actually fuckked your sister.

>> No.5427147

>>5427086
Suicidal.

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>>5427064
you have learned well, my son

>> No.5427560

>>5426900
Referring to his masturbating under the influence of 250mg Methamphetamine come 2015.

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5427582

>jerk off
>lose interest

..and motivation. some here are caught in the nowhere pond of internet porn and laziness and I am sick and tired of it to be honest. When are you going to wake up and do something you fucking weirdos.

>> No.5427768

>>5427582
>pic
is there a movie

>> No.5427780

Do erotic literature authors have to maintain a permaboner or lay down a heavy towel on their desk chair?

>> No.5427809

>>5427780
It's like foreplay.

>> No.5427900

>>5426883
Yep. Every time.

>> No.5428081

>>5426883
This happened to me just last night. Had to cut the story short. Ends abruptly.

>> No.5428262

"omne animal post coitum triste" ... or something like that.