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W-what is it guys

>> No.5418346

I'm h-here for t-the party

>> No.5418347

i am so excited to find out, you have no idea

>> No.5418349

>>5418346

hey zeeburg it's nice to see ya man,
h-hopefuly some more people show up haha

i invited the whole board..

>> No.5418351

pppappwr wight

>> No.5418355

>>5418347

you know im sort of a lit noob so it's probably just gonna disappoint you guys anyway

you know maybe this wasn't such a good idea

>> No.5418356

Can I guess what's in the box?

>> No.5418361

>>5418356

Please do!

like if you actually guessed it
that'd be pretty cool

>> No.5418362

coloring book

>> No.5418363

>>5418342
The suspense is killing me

>> No.5418364

All you anons lurking remember, if you take the 10 seconds to report both OP and the first shitpost response, both of these retarded underage b& posters will be banned. You just have to let the mods know.

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>>5418362

>> No.5418367

plashtic peenush

>> No.5418372

>>5418366
what emotion is this?

>> No.5418374

>>5418342
It's a framed picture of harold bloom

>> No.5418379

>>5418372

truthfully i've just been wanting to use that image and i just did, didn't really think about it

>> No.5418380

>>5418379
so was I right?

>> No.5418383

>>5418380

not quite

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5418386

Well, can I have a hint?

>> No.5418391

So excited.

>> No.5418394

>>5418342
Goddammit.

no one cares about your paperback Totalitarian in a shit posting "i'm giong to be famous"
bullshit

Goddamn. NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS STUPID FUCKING BOOK

>> No.5418404

>>5418342
Fuck off.Get raped. Then kill yourself, you retarded faggot.

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>>5418394
>>5418404

>> No.5418410

I'll bite.

It's a book written post 1960.

>> No.5418415

>>5418410
it's that shitty /lit/ book they've been writting.

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>>5418342
If you don't show it in the next 2 minutes i'm going to wring your neck

>> No.5418418

>>5418386

well there's 5 books in this shipment, i'll just post them don't worry

i'm really new to literature so i'm excited, these books were a gift from someone I just recently met. trying to figure out a way to return the favor to her.

>>5418394
>>5418404

hey guys come on, this is supposed to be a part

>> No.5418422

Grapes of Wrath
The Bleeding Edge
1984
100 Years of Solitude/Love in the Time of Cholera
American Psycho

>> No.5418425

>>5418404
well that escalated quickly

>> No.5418428
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>>5418418

party*

>>5418417
>>5418407

h-heres the box opened

>> No.5418435

>>5418422

That really wasn't a bad guess at all. i have grapes of wrath on my dresser and it's in my backlog for now

>> No.5418437
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>>5418428
>penguin

>> No.5418438

>>5418428
Fuck you.

I was about to get information for Fedex package SD1gXLt8wN_001_v

>> No.5418440

>>5418437
dude i think that's supposed to be a frog not a penguin

>> No.5418441

>>5418428
>ordering books offline

It's like you actively attempt to avoid leaving the house for anything at all.

>> No.5418443

is it a god damn "add on item"? I just experienced that for the first time.
OP, it's great to get books, isn't it? So many to get and read!

>> No.5418445

>>5418438
c-creep

>>5418435
Are you a grill?

>> No.5418446
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5418446

>>5418440
Sorry, i'm blind brah

>> No.5418448

>>5418445
Why are you hi-jacking this guy's thread? Are you really that desperate?

>> No.5418449

>>5418428
pleb as fuck

>> No.5418451

>>5418448
He asked me-- or her, i hope it's a grill-- to join it, m80

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>>5418448

i invited zeeburg here specifically because i saw him posting yesterday and thought he was a really nice guy

>>5418445
and nah, not a grill </3

>> No.5418460

>>5418449
srsly no one cares

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>>5418458
>you browse the same board as plebs like this

>> No.5418465

>>5418451
s-sorry to dissapoint

>>5418443

yeah dude it's badass to receive books, whenever i saw them in my front door this morning i was excited as fuck.

>> No.5418466

Any recommendations, Ghostface?

You seem to have an interesting taste in literature.

>> No.5418469

>>5418460
Nah, I think it's pretty funny that the mega-tryhard attention whore who is sucking the other newfags dick is a uber pleb. So I also care.

>> No.5418470

>>5418464
This is the fastest moving thread I've ever seen on /lit/.

What the fuck is wrong with all of you?

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>>5418464
>>5418463
>>5418449

you guys are so critical

>> No.5418475

>>5418458
pleb

>> No.5418476

>>5418470
We like shitposting ;^)

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>>5418470

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>>5418474
>>5418458
>>5418428

Welcome to patricianhood brag

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5418480

c-can I have the e-empy box?

>> No.5418481

>>5418470
/lit/ died ~four months ago when the speed increased and people started coming here just to shitpost ebin memz. I know some idiot is about to shit their pants about how it was always this way but it definitely got much worse very recently.

>> No.5418482

>>5418474
Were you masturbating when you took this pic?

>> No.5418483

>>5418466

hahaha, i appreciate that dude. and nah, anything I've ever read I know for a fact you have, too.

>>5418470
unboxing threads tend to do that

>>5418475
i'm workin on it dude

>>5418469

the negativity man, sheesh

>> No.5418484

>>5418470
getting boxes full of books is exciting, even if it is a vicarious thrill

we are all just happy for the recipient

can't you be happy too, anon? just for once?

>> No.5418485

>>5418481
ITS ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS NEWFIG

>> No.5418487

>>5418483
>Mass quoting, milquetoast snarkiness

This is fucking hilarious. Are you being sincere? Is this you?

>> No.5418491

>>5418480

but my cat loves empty boxes!

>>5418482

truthfully, no

>>5418479

thanks man, i actually really appreciative that

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>>5418481
>>5418481

>> No.5418493

>>5418483
Take your name off, then maybe you wouldn't receive so much vitriol.

>> No.5418495

>>5418487

>snarkiness

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5418501

Ghostface, wanna be /lit/ buddies?

>> No.5418505

>>5418493

yeah I know. thanks for the tip though.

>> No.5418510

>>5418501

Holy shit Zeeburg, absolutely! Thank you for the offer friend. /lit/ buddies it is.

>> No.5418511

>>5418465
I ordered one today on Amazon and found it ten minutes later at a used bookstore. OK, so now I'll have two, one as a gift, I guess.
It's like having an adventure arrive on your doorstep, like tickets to somewhere, tickets you bought and don't know if you're going to like the journey or not, but onto the train you go for unknown lands.

>> No.5418514

>>5418491

>appreciative

fuck

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>>5418510

>> No.5418527

>>5418481
/lit/ was only alive for about six months between the time when we got rid of the tripfag epidemic and when a huge batch of newfags from /mu/, /tv/ and /v/ joined one summer. Think it was late 2011-summer 2012, but may be wrong.

t. posted on this shitty board since the start

>> No.5418530

The samefagging in this thread is annoying.