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Shitty self-published writing thread.

>> No.5415032
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>> No.5415070

>>5415028
> starting with a character's full name
>>5415032
> starting with a uselessly convoluted sentence
> terrible prose

> I still respect you for finishing your work

>> No.5415078

>Clare LeFrace
you total faggot

>> No.5415081

>The moon had finally become victorious in the battle against the sun, which had decided it would be best to retreat until morning.

that is just awful

>> No.5415094

Post the rest OP, please

This is too good

>> No.5415407

>>5415032
thats the worst first sentence I've ever read

>> No.5415430

>>5415028
I've read worst. I hope it's about self-help. And put some God shit in there. Should sell.

>> No.5415489
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>>5415028

>> No.5415498

>>5415489
>anus billowed

Fuck you, I just spat orange everywhere picturing that.

>> No.5415515

>>5415028
Not that bad actually, just too tell-don't-show-y.

>>5415489
I would read a novel-length book of this stuff.

>> No.5415525

>>5415515
http://www.amazon.com/Yurope-American-Invasion-Michael-Wood-ebook/dp/B00ASFRA78/

>> No.5415558

>>5415489
>>5415525
Dude the prose is in some places actually pretty well crafted.

>> No.5415587

>>5415558
i read his other book about a kid being hunted by demons
shit was goat