/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.5382379]

What are his thoughts?

[Anonymous No.5382384]

>>5382379
Who is the androgynous girl?

[Anonymous No.5382390]

>>5382379
>"Damn, I'm so happy that I got an entire 4chan board to suck my dick on psuedo-intellectual ideas alone"

[Anonymous No.5382398]

>>5382390
>psuedo-intellectual ideas
Can you state, then tear them down for us?

[Anonymous No.5382403]

>>5382379
>I wish I wash at home play Black Opsh

snff

[Anonymous No.5382414]

>>5382379
Who is that small boy?

[Anonymous No.5382427]

>>5382414
Richard Gere. Also know as the femagon.

[Anonymous No.5382435]

plashtic penishes

[Anonymous No.5382437]

>>5382384
>>5382414
Penny Flame

[AnelCrest !m9jxTLhLcw No.5382459]

>>5382437
Nah, p sure it's Lauren Perry. Zizek's new girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.5382461]

>>5382398
>consumerism is destructive

[Anonymous No.5382465]

>>5382437
lol no

[AnelCrest !m9jxTLhLcw No.5382466]

>>5382461
And this is wrong because

[Anonymous No.5382470]

>>5382384
Slavoj Žižek

[Anonymous No.5382472]

[Anonymous No.5382490]

>>5382459
Something's telling me if they actually had a discussion they'd probably hate each others guts.
Penny is pretty much the typical leftist zizek tends to criticize.

>>5382472
>not adding unnecessary sniffing and sh-sounds to the copypasta

You could do better than that.

[Anonymous No.5382512]

Why do people still take Zizek seriously? His ideas are so pretentious and impractical that he himself doesn't adhere to them.

[Anonymous No.5382519]

>>5382512
OP asked you what his ideas were, not if he lived by them.

[Anonymous No.5382526]

>>5382466
Zizek is a perfect little consumer. He advertises for Coke in all of his films. Why do we continue to say that buying shit is bad?

[Anonymous No.5382532]

>>5382526
>And this is wrong because
>Zizek is a perfect little consumer. He advertises for Coke in all of his films.
Weak trolling, Anon.

[AnelCrest !m9jxTLhLcw No.5382547]

>>5382472
I admit that made me laugh.

[Anonymous No.5382549]

>>5382519
Then his thoughts are irrelevant, because if someone as educated as himself is practicing the very methods he claims to be imperfect, destructive, etc etc, it must show that that system is better than his own.

[Anonymous No.5382560]

[Anonymous No.5382561]

Why is Laurie Penny famous?

[Un pédale sentimental !!6nFU3eckunS No.5382564]

test

[Anonymous No.5382574]

Capeetaleesm and sho on.

>>5382549
He doesn't propose his own system - he just points out that the one we currently have will likely struggle to deal with the problems of the future.

[Anonymous No.5382577]

I met Zizek and Rushdie at a festival a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Zizek looked at me then at my girlfriend and said "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped you whore". I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Zizek you found another goofball?", "Yeah Rushdie, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment Zizek jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Rushdie jumped on me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you aint going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Zizek undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Zizek just kept pushing her head down. Zizek looked at me and mouthed the word "Ideology". It was like a silent movie, I watched as Zizek then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Rushdie who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Rushdie’s boner pushing into my back... I blacked out and sho on.

[Anonymous No.5382580]

>>5382549
Doesn't it only show that a system he criticises is dominant?

[Anonymous No.5382593]

>>5382561
Because she is the true voice of a generation. She truly came to understand the poor and disadvantaged by going to private school, Oxford, and then straight into a media career

[Anonymous No.5382611]

>>5382561
She isn't. She made some viral marketing attempts on this boards and some fat and lonely il/lit/erates like to masturbate at her, that's all.

[AnelCrest !m9jxTLhLcw No.5382624]

>>5382549
So if I tell you cocaine is a dangerous and addictive drug while I snort a line, does this invalidate my point?

[Anonymous No.5382636]

I saw Slavoj Žižekat a grocery store in Ljubljana yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, in other words *sniff like you are doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? sniff huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him sniff as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen copies of In Defense of Lost Causes in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent, how should I say, any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each book and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by sniffing really loudly.

[Anonymous No.5382645]

>>5382636
Funny, a similar thing happened to me in Antwerp.

[Anonymous No.5382666]

>>5382645
I once had a similar encounter with Ryan Gosling.

[Anonymous No.5382689]

lauriefags need to accept that this is a will self board now.

[Anonymous No.5382690]

>>5382636
Lemme fix that for you

>I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh? and so on” and thumbing his nose in front of my face.

[Anonymous No.5382694]

>>5382390
>Damn, I'm so happy that I got an entire 4chan board to suck my dick on psuedo-intellectual ideas alone

>not wanting to choke on slavoj's big other

[Anonymous No.5382695]

>>5382689
Haha! joke's on you, there's only Zizekfags in this thread.

[Anonymous No.5382711]

>>5382384
>>5382437
>>5382427
>>5382459
Her title is Queen of /lit/, peasants.

[Anonymous No.5382717]

>>5382711
>studying at harvard

so fucking radical

[Anonymous No.5382723]

>>5382717

Harvard is real. They got tha homie bhabha.

[Anonymous No.5382725]

>>5382379
>my god, this ish such tiny tiny girl. i whant to penetrate her legsh with my iron Stalinisht deeldo and so on and so on...

[Anonymous No.5382735]

>>5382717
She's in our country at this very moment, whining about our food.

[Anonymous No.5382740]

>>5382735
I didn't know anyone liked squash.

[Anonymous No.5382742]

>>5382740
What does it taste like? It looks like urine.

[Anonymous No.5382753]

>>5382735
I didn't know she'd left England, we're finally free

[Anonymous No.5382754]

>>5382742
Sweetened, watered down fruit juice.

[Anonymous No.5382759]

>>5382717

[Anonymous No.5382766]

>>5382742
"Squash" isn't a brand name, it is a description.

Lemon Squash is a sweet lemon flavoured fizzy drink with strong elements of sour lemon. It should taste like lemons and sugar.

[Anonymous No.5382772]

>>5382759
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrpvZYkeM3s

[Anonymous No.5382775]

A reformed Eurocommunist post-Marxist New Leftist Frankfurt School professor and social democrat was teaching a class on Nikita Khrushchev, known revisionist.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Leon Trotsky as the most class conscious revolutionary of all time and accept the Fourth International as the only legitimate representative of the interests of the workers of the world!"

At this moment a brave, revolutionary, unreformed Stalinist NKVD veteran who had an appreciation for socialist realist art and read a chapter of Capital every night before going to sleep stood up and waved the red flag.

"If Trotsky was so great, why wasn't the revolution permanent?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite bourgeoisly and smugly replied, "Because the Soviet Union was a deformed workers state, you idiot gerontocrat!"

"Wrong. Comrade Stalin purged Russia of the kulaks and all enemies of the workers. If your theory of revolution was correct, we would have achieved communism by now."

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of A People's History of the United States. He stormed out of the room crying those social-fascist crocodile tears. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Noam Chomsky, wished he had adopted the policies of the Third Period and become more than an infantile leftist bourgeois stooge. He wished so much that he had not betrayed the revolution, but he himself had sold it out!

The students applauded and all sang the State Anthem of the USSR and accepted Socialism in One Country as the best path forward for proletarian cause. An eagle named "Slavoj Zizek" flew into the room and perched atop a copy of "Pravda" and sniffed snot onto its print. The last sentence of the "The Communist Manifesto" was read several times, and Sergei Eisenstein himself showed up and demonstrated how to roll a baby down the Odessa steps.

The professor lost his tenure and was taken out back and shot the next day. He loved Big Brother.

The student's name? Lavrentiy Beria.

[Anonymous No.5382778]

>>5382759
>Im rich how dare you question my ethics

in a culture of nonstop privilege checking how the fuck does she get away with this stuff.

[Anonymous No.5382788]

>>5382775

Should have been last thesis on Feuerbach.

[Anonymous No.5382790]

>>5382759
what was it about, the press ethics/scandal?

[Anonymous No.5382793]

>>5382778
>tfw you will never see Zizek and Penny debate

[Anonymous No.5382794]

>>5382778
"Classism" is a form of "oppression"

[Anonymous No.5382795]

>>5382775
you're a bit confused there, read more

[Anonymous No.5382798]

>>5382778
She is jewish

[Anonymous No.5382804]

>>5382795
It's a joke, straightface. If you read more, you'd realize it's the sort Zizek indulges in

[Anonymous No.5382819]

>>5382759
I wish I had more orifi that I could vomit from

[Anonymous No.5383088]

I saw Slavoj Žižek at a grocery store in Ljubljana yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “pure ideology”. I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and wiping his nose When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen regular apples with preservatives and so on in his hands. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “We would like to buying encourage apples. They are good for you and so on”. At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her "this is ideology at it's finesht; if shychoanalysis has taught us anything, it ishz that we do not really want what we think we want *sniff*. These organic applsh, they are half rotten and dishgusting. We only buy them for this false shense of 'oh, I am helping mother nature and ecology' and so on. It is indeed hypocritical, ashz this shystem, that ishz to say capitaleesm is the forsh destroying ecology and so on” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s what ideology means. After she scanned each apple and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by sniffing really loudly.

[Anonymous No.5383665]

>>5383088
If you're not lying, that's kinda cool.

[Anonymous No.5383679]

>>5383665
I think that story is fake.

[Anonymous No.5383683]

>>5382793
We might.

[Anonymous No.5383704]

>>5382490
>Something's telling me if they actually had a discussion they'd probably hate each others guts.

Don't let your sex fantasies get carried away, Zizi writes columns in the New Statesmen, which is Penny's rag.

[Anonymous No.5383709]

>>5383088
I saw Zizek in a Denny's outside U.C Irvine at around 3am. I didn't approach him because I was with a group of local open-mic poets. I tried to eavesdrop, but I couldn't understand through his accent.

[Anonymous No.5383718]

>>5382778
This is how.

Think about all the premises that the parliamentary left would have to scrap before they could challenge this.

[Anonymous No.5383725]

>>5383665
>>5383679
>not recognising that epic copymeme

[Anonymous No.5383744]

>>5382759
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[Anonymous No.5383836]

>>5383718
The extraparliamentary left is not so constrained, yet so many buy into non-proletarian feminism.

[Anonymous No.5383863]

did you''ll homothugs read zizek's new editorial in the ny times? triumphalist crapola attacking ISIS. zizek is a lightweight and a pawn of imperialism, but he does name drop foucault and yeats so he sounds smart to general bourgeois audience aka the fags that take the ny times seriously

[Anonymous No.5383948]

>In October 2001, Slavoj Žižek met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out sniffing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bish", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Žižek became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

[Anonymous No.5383977]

>>5383863
Motherfucker did you just go full edgemaster and express support for fucking ISIS/ISIL/whateverthefuck? What's your angle then, you a muslim who enjoys seeing other muslims get fucking executed because those neckbeards think soccer is haram?

[Anonymous No.5383988]

>>5383977
>implying ISIS isn't just a CIA operation to build support for a new invasion of Iraq

doh hoho, looks like you're another left leaning liberal on board for iraq war 3! don't forget to vote for hillary!

[Anonymous No.5383997]

>>5383988
You got it all figured out alright, only the CIA could destabilize the moderate and peaceful regions of Iraq and Syria.

[Anonymous No.5384009]

>>5383997
wait, are you saying the CIA hasn't been actively destabilizing Syria and Iraq? It's well documented in both cases. Damn, is it pleb hour or are people always this dumb around here?

[Anonymous No.5384015]

>>5383997
hey my liberal friend, the mexican cartels on the border cut people's heads off all the time, where is the outrage? or you don't want the military to bomb your supply of maids? face it you are racist against muslims

[Anonymous No.5384044]

THEESZH ISZH, OF COURSZH, PYOOR EEDEOLOGEE

[Anonymous No.5384045]

And so on and so on

[Anonymous No.5384050]

I THINK AND SO ON AND SON *sniff* PUYREE EIDEEOLOHGEE

[Anonymous No.5384207]

>>5382735

>Apparently America doesn't have squash

Well it's not native to the coasts, you British prick cunt

[Anonymous No.5384219]

>>5382379
Perverted.

[Anonymous No.5384228]

>>5383718
>I've spent years being told I'm a stupid little bitch who shouldn't be a journalist

who the fuck ACTUALLY says this to people? when feminists say stuff like this it just astounds me and i can hardly believe it. it just makes me think that whoever "told" her was all made up in her head, like how /r9k/ believes in the fictitious Chad.

if she's referring to the people on twitter then she needs to realize that those who attack her don't have a real agenda against women but just want to be mean for mean's sake. i think it's ridiculous especially when people say they receive "death threats" when really it was just some troll saying "kill urself fegot". why do people a few shitty coments and blow it up and say OMG THA WORLD KEEPIN ME DOWN

of course, i could be completely wrong on both points, but this is just what i've experienced.

[Anonymous No.5384257]

>>5384228

>who the fuck ACTUALLY says this to people?

Of all the things she'd said this line I can actually believe.

Go and lurk the comment section on a couple of random YouTube videos where women are expressing ideas about anything political. People can be assholes, bro.

[Anonymous No.5384261]

>>5384257
go watch a youtube video about anyone expressing anything about anything, someone will be an asshole, but of course women have to make it all about themselves

[Anonymous No.5384267]

>>5384228
also, ever notice the people most likely to be nasty to women are other women? men want that pussy so they have an incentive to be nice, women don't have anything to lose by calling a bitch out

[Anonymous No.5384278]

>>5384228
Maybe you came from some over suportive background or something, people have told me all my life that anything I want to do is shit. As an adult I just assume they are projecting their insecurities and fears on me, but as a child it can get pretty rough hearing from your parents that you suck at stuff. Even more when everyone sucks at everything if they don't spend copious amounts of time doing it, and it's weird to be able to do stuff like drawing or writing if people around you pressure you into "what's best for you". It's not the same as dead threats and you don't need to have your life challenged to make it hard to do what you want.
Complaining in tweeter is stupid as fuck, but doing anything in tweeter is equally dumb.

[Anonymous No.5384280]

>>5382379
My chub titties beat this flat whore's any day

[Anonymous No.5384283]

>>5384261
No, you are doing so. It's a bad thing making it hard for other people to do their thing. Whether they are male or female, being an asshole is shitty. I don't see why you prefer to stop protecting your male children just so you can complain about your female chldren.

[Anonymous No.5384303]

>>5384280
damn zizek got sum moobs

[Anonymous No.5384305]

Well we got her to take a twitter break b/c of that harvard quote. a lot of journalists were slagging her, was fun. Then fucking joss whedon comes on her feed to cheer her up. I didnt knwo who that was, but apparently laurie likes her and she's famous

[Anonymous No.5384362]

>>5384278
you just made me realize all of my procrastination and paralysis in regards to what to do with myself stems from my guilt of not heeding the advice and wishes of my parents. jesus

[Anonymous No.5384365]

>>5384261

So people can be assholes in general, does it make her point any less viable?

>but of course women have to make it all about themselves

Fuck off you biased retard.

[Anonymous No.5384375]

there's a great book on viral marketing where the guy talks about using sexism as a great way to sell product and develop a fanbase

[Anonymous No.5384420]

>>5383718
Regardless of anyone who tried to tell her she couldn't be a journalist, using your fellowship as a credential to support your work or your point of view, is obnoxious.

[Anonymous No.5384511]

Penny is famous and hated, because everyone thinks they are not average, but a bit above average in intelligence. Then we see someone like Penny going to oxford/harvard/published. Nothing too amazing, but still. then it is this 'if someone that retarded goes to oxford/harvard, then i must be a lot dumber than I thought'

[Anonymous No.5384796]

>>5382794
Class itself is the oppressive thing (loosely speaking)
"Classism" is liberal identity politics

[Anonymous No.5384826]

>>5384796
Leftism is identity politics, it's completely about identifying with the proletariat being "class conscious".

[Anonymous No.5384838]

>>5384511
Not exactly, but nice projecting.

[Anonymous No.5384844]

>>5384511

Or Oxford has become a pantheon of center-leftist masturbatory identity politics (see: Q&A part of George Galloway's talk at Oxford University).

[Anonymous No.5384852]

>>5384511
>Penny is famous
Where is that woman famous outside of the 5 people constantly posting her crap on /lit/?

[Anonymous No.5384860]

>>5384511
>>5384852
>Where is that woman famous outside of the 5 people constantly posting her crap on /lit/?

I browse /lit/ all the time and I still don't know who the fuck she is.

[Anonymous No.5384886]

>>5382560
..what? top kek

[Anonymous No.5384904]

I saw Zizek in Minneapolis once. He was driving a cabriolet with seven bare-titted chicks. I was sitting on the pavement reading the Essential Essays of Milton Friedman. I guess he spotted me.

He kicked the brakes, causing one of the girls to fall out of the car. Then he put on the reverse gear and rode backwards, accidently (really?) running the girl over. Riding backwards 80 mph isn't that much of a good idea, but he didn't care. He didn't even mind the road, as he was in the middle of a sneezing fit. After crashing into some lamppost he got out of his car, nude girls behind him with minor to major injuries. Them he pulled a flask out of his pocket, uncorked it and threw at the car. A match followed. I guess the flask had kerosene in, because the car has burst in flames.

"WAT DE, sniff, FAK", he adressed me, "ARE YOU DOINK?"
"Reading Friedman, mister Zizek, sir."
"ARE YOU AUT OF YOR, sniff, FAKIN MIND? HE'SH AN IMMENSH SHITLORD EXTRAORDINAIRE"
"W-what do you mean"

Then he suckerpunched me, grabbed my book and defecated loudly, shouting in Slovenian as he was shitting. Then wiped his ass with Friedman's essays. Then sniffed and scoffed and suckedpunched me yet again. After this ordeal he just casually strolled away with his ass bare, as he didn't care to put his pants on.

[Anonymous No.5384965]

>>5384228
People on the internet

[Anonymous No.5385004]

>>5384904
When you try this hard it just ends up being embarrassing, not funny.

[Anonymous No.5385046]

> anglos

Glad I'm not part of this culture.

[Anonymous No.5385060]

>>5382577
>Zizek looked at me and mouthed the word "Ideology"

[Anonymous No.5385072]

>>5382577

[Anonymous No.5385127]

>>5382577
>>5383088
>>5385060


I've never read any Zizek before.
What's this thing about 'ideology' that everyone's satirizing?

[Anonymous No.5385133]

>>5385127
"But there are alsho unknown unknownsh, the onesh we don't know we don't know."

-Doland Rumshfeld

[Anonymous No.5385135]

>>5385060
i want to have sex with lana

[Anonymous No.5385139]

>>5385135
fuck off newfag

[Anonymous No.5385149]

>>5385127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwTJXHNP0bg

[Anonymous No.5385152]

>>5385127
he speaks a lot about ideology in the current world, as ideology is supposed to be dead but he highlights many of instances of it

he usually gets excited by his own voice an exclaims "my god! it's pure ideology!"

and so on and so on

[Anonymous No.5385161]

>>5385127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDPv_md0qPg

[Anonymous No.5385191]

>>5383088
>and so on

[Anonymous No.5385269]

>>5384904
I chuckled lightly