There's a 25 years old male standing in the edge of the balcony with the clear purpose of committing suicide. His friend, a female around the same age find him. How would the conversation go?

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Anonymous Wed Sep 3 15:50:05 2014 No.5381850 [DELETED]

There's a 25 years old male standing in the edge of the balcony with the clear purpose of committing suicide.

His friend, a female around the same age find him.

How would the conversation go?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 15:50:58 2014 No.5381851 >>5381850 Friend: Do it Female: Faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 15:51:48 2014 No.5381855 >>5381850 Don't know, but if you were trying to get said conversation published: >>>5381223

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 15:51:52 2014 No.5381856 >>5381850 >>5381851 Thank you both for demonstrating the importance of punctuation

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 15:54:16 2014 No.5381865

>>5381850

M: "I wonder if I will turn to glass when I hit the water."

F: "You never made a move, you know."

M: "Why would I?"

F: "Now I want to jump, too."

M: "That's not funny."

F: "What do you care? The water is green. It shouldn't matter to you."

M: "There are two rooms in my house and you've only been in one of them."

F: "Will you step away with me?"

M: "Not anymore."

F: "I'm sorry."

M: "Me too."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 15:58:16 2014 No.5381880 File: 101 KB, 432x576, 3800495-6989863444-13502[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5381865 -_-

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 15:58:20 2014 No.5381881 Female friend: "I don't understand how the retards always try to kill themselves by jumping off of bridges into water? It's not like you're hitting concrete. You can't kill yourselfs this way, dipshits!" Guy: "This is bait dot jay peg!"

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 16:01:37 2014 No.5381893

>>5381865

>Part 2

M: "I wonder if I will turn to glass when I hit the water."

F: "I won't let you get away."

M: "That doesn't matter anymore."

F: "You think that, but you'd be wrong."

M: "You're frightening me."

F: "It'll all break when you land."

M: "You weren't here when I needed you."

F: "Too bad. I'm here now."

M: "Will you come with me?"

F: "Only if you go first."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 16:04:33 2014 No.5381907 -Implying you'd kill yourself jumping from under a sixth floor, good luck with being in a hospital forever and ruining your parents life with debt and sadness, lol jk. Come one, let's fuck. >I'd be the best grrl

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 16:05:03 2014 No.5381912

>>5381893

>Part 3

F: "I wonder if you will turn to glass when you hit the water."

M: "..."

F: "Green is a participle is a conjunction. You never understood this grammar."

M: "......"

F: "I'm going to be inside you, you know."

M: "..., ...."

F: "When I saw the semen leaking out of you, I thought you were God."

M: "...."

F: "I don't want to believe that lie, but I will."

M: "."

F: "I love you."

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 16:06:50 2014 No.5381918

>>5381912

>Part 4

M: "I wonder if we will turn to glass when we hit the water."

F: "This seems like an uncertainty principle."

M: "What will they say when they find the manuscript?"

F: "They will say: 'Here lie two lovers, who lied.'"

M: "I don't like it."

F: "Me neither."

M&F: "Time to die."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 16:07:53 2014 No.5381924 Lady: "Don't do it. Suicide is a sin and you'll end up in hell." Gentleman: "I will prove that an afterlife doesn't exist!" [jumps while tipping his fedora]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 16:08:51 2014 No.5381927 You want to keep your arms crossed and aim to land on your head. Feet first is likely what you've always been doing wrong. Btw we're not friends any more. I'll wait so you don't hit me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 16:12:15 2014 No.5381940 >>5381850 >How would the conversation go? "cyka blyat" - "no u"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 16:12:18 2014 No.5381941 >>5381865 >>5381893 >>5381912 >>5381918 It's done. Now applaud my genius.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 16:14:21 2014 No.5381950 File: 540 KB, 400x300, giphy[1].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5381941 How about NO!

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 16:14:40 2014 No.5381953

>>5381912
>Part 4

M: "I wonder if I will turn to glass when I hit the water."

F:"I bet you fucking would."

M:"What?"

F:"Oh, man, I'm so sorry."

M:"Look, I thought you'd put all that..."

F:"Stained fucking glass, Tromple l'oiel and everything."

M:".........."

F:"Think of it a second. My vagina, bleeding with saints and virgins...."

M:"Stop. Should I call your Mom?"

F:"What would she know? She's never had glass inside her. Only Dad really knew..."

M:"Grinchella, please..."

F:"All I'm saying is, should you choose to jump, and should you really turn to glass when you hit the water, I won't hold back."

M:"And were I to act as glass now?"

F:"Cut me, you bastard. Fucking cut me."

M:"It's my birthday today."

F:"Thank fuck it isn't Christmas."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 16:15:46 2014 No.5381956 >>5381953 i'm cumming

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 22:31:59 2014 No.5383534 File: 116 KB, 621x621, 1385688056934.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Female? Friend? No wonder he's killing himself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 4 04:05:11 2014 No.5384627 >>5381850 F: "Don't do it!" M: "And why the bloody hell not?" F: "...Touche."

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 4 04:08:49 2014 No.5384634 >here lie two lovers, who lied i liek that

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 4 05:09:40 2014 No.5384751 >>5381865 >>5381893 >>5381912 Is this referencing something? Or the ramblings of a madman

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 4 05:26:06 2014 No.5384785 what we all thought M: why did you friendzoned me? F: I didnt! I love you as a brother! M: jumps

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 4 05:29:12 2014 No.5384786 >>5384785 The tragedy here is that, unbeknownst to him, she's addicted to reading incest manga.

Anonymous Thu Sep 4 05:30:25 2014 No.5384787

F: Do it faggot.
M: I'm not a faggott.
F: Then don't do it?
M: Then I wouldn't be a faggot?
F: No, you're a faggot either way.
M: Huh? Are you even trying to discourage me?
F: No, I just wanted my pen back.
M: What? Do you really need it right now? It couldn't have fucking waited?
F: Well no, it can't very well wait if you jump faggot...
M: ...
F: I'm pretty sure the blood would fuck with the ink flow.
M: ...
F: Like dry to a crust on the nib, you know?
M: ...
F: It's a nice pen.
M: ...
F: My grandma gave it to me three birthdays ago.
M: So you're not going to try to stop me?
F: I am trying to stop you. Until I get my pen back. Then do whatever the hell you want. [holds out hand]
[He jumps]
F: Faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 4 05:30:33 2014 No.5384788 >>5384785 *what virgins thought

Anonymous Thu Sep 4 05:42:50 2014 No.5384801

Dylan's neurotic mental rehearsals of suicide had numbed his distinction between imagination and reality. Now that he was about to embark on the conclusion of his voyage, the act seemed like another figment drifting lazily across his placid, opiated mind. He inhaled a final breath, savoring air for the first time, then swallowed so hard that the approaching footsteps were nearly drowned out.

"Dylan?"

He pinched together all his accumulated will to steady his quavering body and voice. Her eyes struck him as the only detail in all his surrounding that seemed real, they were a dim light in the fog. Blue, but not cold, no--they were more inviting, comforting, sky-like. Her face was flushed with concern. "Hi, Christina," he said as casually as he could without appearing sarcastic.

"Dylan, what are you doing?" she approached in jerky fashion, but to Dylan it looked graceful. Maybe because it harmonized with his life. "Are you alright?" But she already knew the answer.

"I'm...done...goodbye." The last thing he heard was sobbing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 4 05:46:50 2014 No.5384814 >>5381850 Don't jump. But you friendzoned me and I burn for you! Eeeh well just don't jump. Fuck you and your boyfrend who is a pleb! (jumps)

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 4 05:58:45 2014 No.5384836 >>5383534 >Don't do it, anon! You're like a brother to me!

Anonymous Thu Sep 4 06:12:46 2014 No.5384869
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"What the hell are you doing?"

"Don't..".

"No. You don't"

"If you try I'm going to.."

"Stop fucking around Tim"

"I wish I could"

"What?"

"Nevermind..."

He then let go off the railing

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 4 06:18:37 2014 No.5384884 >Well, have fun killing yourself then. >Y-you too

Anonymous Thu Sep 4 06:29:52 2014 No.5384928

>>5381850
On a bridge across the Severn on a Saturday night,
Susie meets the man of her dreams.

F: "Jake ?
M: "Susie, I hope you dont mind, but I've got into trouble and I dont want company"

Susie starts to retreat.
But there is something in the air, the two share a look in silence.
She knows.
She grabs his hand, there is a tear forming in her eye, could it be the rain?

M: Dont let go ! Never give up ! Its such a wonderful life

Anonymous Thu Sep 4 06:31:09 2014 No.5384932

F: Aye! Ray! What are you doing?
M: I am going to kill myself.
F: Why?
M: I hate my life.
F: Ah, okay, fair enough.
M: Goodbye cruel wor-
F: Can I have this lamp, its really nice.
M: Fine.
F: Cool.
At that moment the man jumped, he hit the ground but didn't die somehow.
F: Are you dead!?
M: No! What the fuck is this bullshit?
F: So I can't have your lamp?
M: No.
F: What the fuck is this bullshit?
M: What the fuck is this bullshit?
F: What the fuck is this bullshit?
M: What the fuck is this bullshit?
F: What the fuck is this bullshit?
M: What the fuck is this bullshit?
F: What the fuck is this bullshit?
M: What the fuck is this bullshit?

and so on and so forth for the rest of eternity...

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 4 06:32:54 2014 No.5384936 >>5384884 You missed something >Well, have fun killing yourself then. >Y-you too >..... > pls dont leave > pls respond

Anonymous Thu Sep 4 08:46:23 2014 No.5385233

F: "Why do want to kill yourself, my fedora wearing friend?"

M: "My life has been nothing but suffering. I'm a 25 year old virgin, I dropped out of high school, I have no job, no car, no friends. I still live with my mom. The closest I ever came to having sex was by jerking off to cartoon porn and I don't know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket."

F: "Those are some damn good reasons ..."

[awkward silence]

F: "Didn't you tell me you have a job? On that website?"

M: "I am a janitor on 4chan's /lit/ board."

F: "How much do you get paid?"

M: "I do it for free."

F: "What the fuck? You promised me $200 for pretending to be your female friend. I fucking need the money for crack. I'm done with you. Goodbye."

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 4 08:52:21 2014 No.5385254 >>5384751 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 4 13:25:55 2014 No.5386154 "lol jump you faggot" "waaa"

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 4 13:27:17 2014 No.5386162 >>5385233 Hahahahahahaha for you

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 4 13:28:45 2014 No.5386168 >>5384936 DAS IT MANE.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 4 18:14:39 2014 No.5387205 >>5381865 >>5381893 >>5381912 >>5381918 Pretentious as F

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 4 18:18:52 2014 No.5387227 M - I'm standing on the edge of this balcony, Claire. F - Looks like you're about to commit suicide, Jim. M - Yup

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 4 18:23:41 2014 No.5387254 M: "The plane crashed into the lower floors. This building is about to collapse. I rather want to die from jumping off the balcony than being squashed by tons of concrete. Jump with me." F: "I can't. They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother."

Anonymous Thu Sep 4 18:37:47 2014 No.5387323

>>5381850
M: "Don't try to stop me!"

F: "From what?"

M: "What do you mean?"

F: "I can't see you."

M: "What?"

F: "You forgot again. Come back inside"

M: "Forgot what?"

F: "I can't see you, silly. Come back inside"

M turns, blinks, walks toward F. He takes her hand.

F: "It's getting worse. How long have you been out there?"

M: "I..uh.. I don't know. I'm wet. Did it rain?"

F: "Yes. It did."

He pulls out a chair for her, she sets down her white cane against the table, and sits down. He sits down across from her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 5 02:54:57 2014 No.5389184 >>5381850 Grill: "DO IT FAGGIT!" >Fag jumps off balcony >Queer is kill Grill: "Ayy imao"

>>	kitty !kitty/EnNg Fri Sep 5 03:05:40 2014 No.5389205 f: ? m: ... f: ?! m: :( f: >< m: ... f: ! m: ... f: -_- m: ... m: !!! f: ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 5 03:11:51 2014 No.5389218 M- I'm about to kill myself F- Why? M- I'm fed up with .... F- That reminds me of a problems I once had rants about life M- jumps

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 5 03:12:56 2014 No.5389221 F: If you jumped off that balcony, would you die? M: It would be extremely painful F: You're a big guy M: (Tears streaming uncontrollably) f-for you... splat

Anonymous Fri Sep 5 03:42:57 2014 No.5389280

>>5381850
f- yo, shorty! Pick up the phone!
m- hey man
f-WHAZZAAAA
m-hahaha, WAZZAA
f- so, shorty, whatcha doing up there, dawg?
m-nothing man. Just chillin'
f-aight man, you better not do something stupid bro, you know I'm planning on gutting you like a pug tonight !
m-don't worry bro, I won't jump. Just wanted to do this.
>at that moment, shorty looks down at the fox news camera and shouts:
HEY MAMMA, IM ON TV! I'M ON TV! HAHAHAHA, I TOLD YOU I'D MAKE THE NEWS ONE DAY, SON!

Anonymous Fri Sep 5 10:59:24 2014 No.5390255

F: "Science says you won't survive jumping off that balcony."

M: "I'm a philosopher. I don't believe in science. Ever heard of the problem of induction?"

F: "Do you even gravity?"

M: "Gravity is just a theory. U cannot know nuthin. Maybe I'll float in the air and never reach the ground. Maybe reality doesn't exist. Maybe this building and the ground are merely illusions. Maybe I don't exist."

[he jumps, falls down and dies, just as physics predicted]

F: "I fucking told you. Don't mess with science, philosotard. ⇒philosophy, not even once"

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 5 11:01:33 2014 No.5390261 >>5390255 I bet you know a lot of good female authors.

Anonymous Fri Sep 5 11:14:40 2014 No.5390301

"Hey. What's up?" she said.
"Oh, not much. I'm just thinking about jumping off of this balcony. What's up with you?" he replied.
"That's weird. No offense. But I'm about to go class. . . God, I really don't feel like it today; I'm tired."
"Oh, why are you tired?"
"I've been working a lot lately. Work sucks. Anyway, you're not really going jump, are you? That'd be pretty gay."
"I don't know. I might. Don't you ever feel like everything is dumb, and not worth doing?"
"Not really, no. . ."
After a long pause, she turned to leave.
"Well, I have to go. A lot of stuff going on today. See ya later."
"Okay," he said. "I'll just be up here, deciding whether or not to fling myself down and die."
"You're so weird, haha." And she was gone.
Much later, after the young man had killed himself, many of the college students gathered to remember him. The girl was especially sad, and cried a lot—she talked a lot about how great he was, and what an impact he'd had on her life. At the podium that was set up for sharing, she told of one particular meeting.
"I was walking down the hall; before going to class, I thought I'd just stop by to see what he was up to. You know, just to be friendly or whatever. The door was open, as usual. He wasn't in the living room, though, where he was usually to be found playing video games or reading. I saw that the balcony door was partially open, so I approached; he was standing there, and he looked so peaceful. He was truly a kind, gentle soul. I can't believe he's gone. . ."

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 5 11:17:53 2014 No.5390309 >>5381851 /thread

Anonymous Fri Sep 5 11:23:35 2014 No.5390316

>>5381850
F: What the hell are you doing?
M: Get the fuck outta here...
Tears roll down Anon's cheeks as he whispers those words.
F: Don't...
M: You don't even know me! Get the fuck out, forget this and go fuck your boyfriend!
F: I can't let you kill yourself!
M: Will you date me?
F: What?
M:F-Forget about it.

Anonymous Fri Sep 5 12:31:53 2014 No.5390563

F: Don't do it. You have so much to live for.

M: No I don't; we're just characters in a bad internet joke.

F:Well maybe we could make it a good joke...together.

M:No! Its too late. The joke is already way too meta.

F: Damn, you're right...

[both jump]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 5 12:38:50 2014 No.5390580 "This situation is artificial and our conversation feels artificial too."

Anonymous Fri Sep 5 12:56:36 2014 No.5390638

F: Oh, sorry, I don't want to interrupt.
M: No, that's fine. What can I do for you?
F: Actually, I was wondering if you knew where Dan's car is? He said I could split a joint with him if I got it out of his glove compartment. I know it's in the parking lot somewhere.
M: Oh, yeah. It's that grey car over on the third row, see?
F: By the white car?
M: No, that's the fourth row. Wait, are you counting from the left side?
F: Yeah.
M: Okay, see the car with the little Mike's Hard Lemonade lemon on the end of the antenna? He's two down from that.
F: That's not grey, it's blue!
M: You'd call that blue? Oh, no two down on the OTHER--look, fuck it. Just watch where I land.
<SPLUT>
F: Oh, THAT car! Thanks, it'll be easy to find now! I hope Dan doesn't care about his windshield, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 5 13:00:57 2014 No.5390645 Female: Oh hey Tim, what are you doing? Tim: Killing myself. Female: Oh, can I have your wallet? Tim: Uh, sure i guess. Female: Hmm.....four bucks and no credit cards? Tim: Yeah.... Female: Ugh, loser. Tim: sighs and jumps

Anonymous Fri Sep 5 13:06:14 2014 No.5390664

F: Why would you jump?
M: It has always seemed to me that my existence consisted purely and exclusively of nothing but the most outrageous nonsense.
F: What, what the hell are you on about?
M: For the rest of the earth’s organisms, existence is relatively uncomplicated. Their lives are about three things: survival, reproduction, death—and nothing else. But we know too much to content ourselves with surviving, reproducing, dying—and nothing else. We know we are alive and know we will die. We also know we will suffer during our lives before suffering—slowly or quickly—as we draw near to death. This is the knowledge we “enjoy” as the most intelligent organisms to gush from the womb of nature. And being so, we feel shortchanged if there is nothing else for us than to survive, reproduce, and die. We want there to be more to it than that, or to think there is. This is the tragedy: Consciousness has forced us into the paradoxical position of striving to be unself-conscious of what we are—hunks of spoiling flesh on disintegrating bones.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 5 13:17:07 2014 No.5390700 Female: Pls no Male: but I will Female: nooo Male: here I goooooooooooooooo

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 5 19:01:23 2014 No.5391966 M: "hey /b/, post ending in 69 decides how I an hero" F: "rolling for jumping off the balcony" M: "winrar!!!" F: "waiting for OP to delivar"

Anonymous Fri Sep 5 19:39:05 2014 No.5392197

>>5381850
One of the legs was hanging over the balcony, invisible to his eyes already. He could feel the delicate touch of the wind on the bare skin. Only one thought crossed his mind: He should've done it when he had it all. He had to see all the good things come and fill his heart, all to fade, to leave him once again without a meaning in that world. As he pushed himself down he could smell once again her scent in the air. Floating down the void he whispered her name for the last time.

Anonymous Fri Sep 5 19:43:58 2014 No.5392218

f: oh my god what are you doing
m: i'm going to jump off this building in order to end my life
f: oh i see. but why?
m: because i don't find life enjoyable. it's like i'm playing a shit videogame i'm shit at and i want to quit
f: what an excellent analogy
m: thanks!
f: say, what are you doing later?
m: i expect i'll be dead or possibly in intensive care
f: oh right, never mind
>m jumps off the building
f: what a nice man

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 08:41:16 2014 No.5394441 F: you r kill? M:ys you pussy so elusive I just want and end it. F:why you no make moves M:I not creeps F:I luv u anon M: me 3. Let us secks Cry evrytim

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 08:43:36 2014 No.5394449 >>5384786 10/10 If only she had added the words '...onii-chan'.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 08:45:33 2014 No.5394455 >>5394449 >M: why did you friendzoned me? >F: I didnt! I love you as a brother! >M: jumps >F: Onii-chan!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 08:46:21 2014 No.5394458 >>5381850 >f: 'sup >m: 'sup

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 08:49:44 2014 No.5394462 >f: if you jump off that thing, will you die? >m: it would be extremely painful >f: you're a big guy >m: 4u

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 08:50:49 2014 No.5394466 >>5394455 Heh, I was thinking before he jumped, but the tragic ending works too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 17:56:37 2014 No.5396530 Male: Ahh! Where did you come from Female: I'm a projection of your desire to fuck your sister. Male: wait, aren't we supposed to fall in love or something? Female: only one of us will be doing any falling pushes him Female looks like daria.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 19:35:25 2014 No.5396946 Female : Maybe I shouldn't have spiked your drink with LSD. The man steps forward as she says so, and falls to his death. The end. >aayyy lmao

Anonymous Sat Sep 6 21:34:46 2014 No.5397501

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His fingers tingle with anticipation at thought of his body being flattened by the torsion applied as flesh meets concrete. Or is it simply the wind passing through his fingers? It’s hard to tell these days. There’s a stirring behind him as the latch to his apartment door clicks.

“What are you doing?” She says as she approaches wearily. He notices her perky breasts shimmying under the black and white checked cotton fabric of her summer dress but tries to push them out of his mind.

“You weren’t supposed to be back for a couple hours. I was hoping for a little privacy”

“How long have you been standing there?”

“I don’t know, an hour or so… just contemplating.”

“Suicide?”

“Yeah.”

“Did you want to fuck me or something?”

“Jesus.”

“Because I’d prefer to just let you fuck me than have you kill yourself.”

“God, you’re so vain. The world doesn’t revolve around you.”

“Really? You didn’t want to fuck me? Because I’ve seen the way you look at me.”

“Oh, I’ve wanted to fuck you.” He moves toward her. “To grab you by the arms,” closer, “bend you over that counter” he points, “to rip your panties off” she withdraws preparing for the worst. He stops and stares directly at her eyes for a moment and then turns away from her. “But, that’s not what this is about.”
Her face flushes crimson. “Y-you … no one… why didn’t you ever say anything?”

He laughs, “I feel that way about everyone. I’m addicted to sex, a nymphomaniac.”

“So you don’t love me?”

“No. Absolutely not. I more have an innate seething hatred of you and possibly your gender as a whole, but hate sex is always the best anyway.”

She looks at him and then puts her head down and her and her hands behind her back before leaning against the wall. “Well, I’ve wanted you.”

“No you don’t. You want an idealized unrealistic version of me. I’ve seen you watching those fucking Meg Ryan movies.”

Anonymous Sat Sep 6 21:37:04 2014 No.5397516

>>5397501
2
“You liked Kate & Leopold.”

“I’m bisexual, I understand romantic fantasy but I also know human nature well enough to know that there are no fairy tale endings.” He walks over to a wall and leans against it, crossing his arms in front of him.

“So, if you’re a sex addict, why have you never tried to fuck me?”

“We live together and you would be bound to assume we were exclusive which is pretty much impossible for me to do.”

“You know I’m more complex than that. I’m not just some naïve chaste maiden waiting for a man to express his will. I’ve had my share of partners.”

“Are you serious? Sexual experience doesn’t make you mature or emotionally stable. It usually causes the opposite. People mentally build up relationships as grand poetic adventures while simultaneously acting as if sex is the only important element.”

“Maybe but it’s definitely the most fun element.”

“The hedonism of our generation is disgusting.”

“You were always trying to be so philosophical.”

“I was never able to have a relationship around which to base the meaning of my life. I had to fill it with other things.”

“Sex?”

“Thoughts… and drugs. Not that they helped. The sex was always a burden. I got really good at manipulating people into sex though. My degree in psychology helped there.”

“Really? How would you do it?”

“Well, let’s take you for instance.” He walks over to her and looks her up and down. “If I didn’t know you I’d ask a few questions. What do you do?” He stares and asks again, “What do you do?”

“Uh… I’m a waitress at a restaurant in Hell’s kitchen”

“Oh, that sounds interesting. Do you like working there?”

“Well, it’s okay but it doesn’t pay that well and I feel like I wasted my time getting a degree.”

“There. An insecurity. Then I press it for more information.” He says “What’d you get your degree in?”

“Communications”

“A communications degree shows that you believe you have natural likability and will respond positively to reinforcement of that opinion. What would you do if you could have any job?”

“I mean, I’ve always kind of wanted to be an actor.”

“What stopped you?”

“My dad was never very supportive of it.”

“A father complex. You see?”

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 21:37:11 2014 No.5397519 >>5396530 Your writing looks like diarrhea.

Anonymous Sat Sep 6 21:39:47 2014 No.5397533

>>5397516
3
“So you don’t find me attractive.”

“Oh, I’d fuck you but like I said before, we live together. It would have ended in disaster.”

“What would you have done to me?”

“You have a rape fantasy, right?”

She blushes. He smiles.

“I’d push you up against that wall you’re leaning against and lift you off the ground with my left hand, while my right would hastily go up that cute little skirt you’re wearing.”

Mouth open , staring hungrily she asks, “Then what?” Her hand reaches down.

“I’d grab hold of that pert heart shaped ass of yours, lifting you over my shoulder and taking you into your bedroom. After throwing you down on your back I’d flip you over and slide down your panties in one swift motion and then christen that tight little asshole of yours while pushing your head down into your plush pink bedspread to muffle your screams for help.”

Her hand dives into her panties and begins rubbing. “You’re making my pussy wet.”

“Oh, does it need a lick?”

She stops rubbing. “I want you to fuck me before you kill yourself.” She grabs the bottom of her dress by the hem and lifts it over her head and then tosses it to the side revealing matching pale green thong and bra trimmed in white lace. She stares at him with a hopeful stare.

He stares back at her lithe body. The soft glow of white light diffused though the rustling curtains caresses her crests and valleys. He notices her teeth biting her plump gloss stained lips. Blood flows away from his brain and toward his penis. “This won’t make you more complete and you’ll hate yourself for it.”

“I want your cum in me.” She says sashaying over to him and grabbing his wrist with one hand and his belt the other.

Anonymous Sat Sep 6 21:40:59 2014 No.5397539

>>5397533
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He stops her. “Don’t you want to know why I’m going to kill myself?”

She looks back at him and into his eyes and says softly “It doesn’t matter to me.”

“I guess you’ll find out eventually anyway.” He removes his shirt and belt. She pushes the button on the top of jeans through its cloth loop and unzips the fly, dropping the pants to the ground. They both head toward her bedroom but before he enters he turns back to the living room for a second and thumbs through his music shelf. He selects his “Knife Play” vinyl and puts it on the turntable, placing the needle at the beginning of track four. With a downward tug he removes his boxers and grasps his cock. “I cannot wait to die. Can’t you tell?” he says, closing the door behind him as he follows her into her room.

As the door closes it sends out a light breeze across the room which rustles a few papers sitting on the coffee table. A tri-folded letter from Mt. Sinai Saint Luke’s flutters and for only a second the letters HIVAIDS are visible. As he enters her, the song’s chorus begins.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 21:42:08 2014 No.5397545 >>5397519 What do you have against diarrhea?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 21:44:22 2014 No.5397558 >>5397519 Can't tell if insult or reference to show.

Anonymous Sat Sep 6 22:00:19 2014 No.5397617

Him: Did Mike send you here?
Her: No.
Him: Nothing you say will stop me. I've already made up my mind.
Her: I know. I'm not here to stop you.
Him: Then what? Are you going to film me for Youtube?
Her: Listen, Evan, I'm fully supportive of your decision. Suicide is a fundamental human right, and you are every bit justified in not wanting to live anymore.
Him: I already told you - Wait, really?
Her: Of course. I think it's awfully sad that most suicides happen alone, in secret, when the person is at their lowest. People deserve to pass on with loved ones by their side, no matter how they die.
Him: That's awfully touching.
Her: Gimme a hug before you jump, ok?
Him: Sure.
Her: We'll miss you.
Him: Why didn't Mike come?
Her: He's in trouble with his fiance.
Him: Asshole. Tell him he can't have my Xbox.
Her: I'll let him know.
Him: Goodbye.
Her: Goodbye.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 22:17:55 2014 No.5397690 File: 1.87 MB, 400x398, bec.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5397539 >the letters HIVAIDS are visible

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 23:49:12 2014 No.5398061 >>5387254 underrated post

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 23:50:34 2014 No.5398071 Male: For sale baby shoes Female: Never worn falls

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 23:53:57 2014 No.5398081 >>5381893 >F: "Only if you come first." oh lord

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 7 00:17:29 2014 No.5398171 >>5398071 Aw shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 7 00:18:32 2014 No.5398173 >>5398071 That really got to me

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 7 00:21:46 2014 No.5398183 File: 24 KB, 405x337, 1403975125067.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really thought this was going to be a shit thread when I saw it. You guys proved me wrong. Good show, /lit/

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