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5350459 No.5350459[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Hey, haks of /lit/,
why don't your characters want to take a piss every page like mine?

Having your characters piss and shit is clearly the new frontier and emerging standard of realistic and mature writing.
Or isn't it?

>> No.5350487

I don't get it.

You waste your time reading this guy, dislike it, so you waste even more of your time making a thread about him and refreshing it every few minutes.

Wouldn't it be better just to cut your loses and be done with him? Why all this fanfare?

>> No.5351082

But what would having the cheracters piss and shit add to the story? The infamous 'sunset found her squatting in the grass' scene is, for instance, completely redundant.

>> No.5351127

"Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water."

Congratulations, you've conquered Vonnegut.

Now get back to writing you time wasting mongrel.